Please Google, Take Me to Mars

[eggansmile]

4:01 minutes long? Fail.

[links212]

This video is so awesome that it gave me a seizure.

[writerforever97]

The fact that nerdfighters know what Pigfarts and Rumbleroar is.

Made.

My.

Life.

:) <3

[sciencenerd111]

well... in the future you have a thing called scishow and crashcourse so, make vids on those...

(theres still only one on crashcourse)

[abbynormal0ne]

I appreciate you from the future.

[TheShellbert]

Lies. I ate Valentine's Day Peeps about two weeks ago :D

[ClaireLaBear11]

Why Hank you are correct there is something on Mars and that thing is PIGFARTS!!

[EpicLeeChill]

MORE VIDEOS, MORE OFTEN.

-Epic Lee

1/16/12

im lateish, but the point still stands

[swimmersinger12]

thumbs up if you farted in the middle of the video

[leighia1]

awesome

[DoYouHaveSnazzyPants]

I appreciate you Hank :) lol

[TheatricalChick]

i love that the top comments are about the Starkids

[dotkill01]

peeps have experation dates of 600+ years (i have a box right next to me)

[NargleSparkles]

... You know, the next time you do something like this, DO NOT DRINK COFFEE. Or else you won't get to go to Mars.

[LMNOP1214]

Naw, Hank... We're not interested in more videos from you and John. Like, why would we EVER want to see more videos from you and John? It's not like you guys are the two most awesomest people in the universe (on Earth and maybe Mars one day), or that Nerdfighters are the best kind of people ever, or anything like that... Naw...

[personifyingchaos]

DON'T TRY AND TELL *ME* WHAT TO DO, HANK GREEN! BECAUSE OF YOU, I WILL LEAVE MY COMMENTS SOMEWHERE ELSE. LIKE MY FACEBOOK. OR MY TWITTER.

ps. Sorry about the caps lock, but this loses its indignant nature when I use lowercase

[Plyrx08]

"Welcome to the degeneration of my mind."

...Was actually a little bit creepy.

[Nerdfighterian]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEE­EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ItsOutragingxx]

Hank is adorable, 3:22

[ItsOutragingxx]

Hank is so cute xD 3:23

[andyanderson100]

You need to make more videos more often! I check my sub box evey day for new vlogbrothers videos and when there are not any I get depressed and sulky.

[personifyingchaos]

@andyanderson100 don't check daily then. Check every every other weekday. If there are no uploads one of those, expect awesome punishments.

[HariSlate]

Creative non-fiction writing... oxymoron?

[HariSlate]

I love how many of these comments are about AVPM.

[zoemew]

"Why am I British?"

[MissLFlechsig]

3:19 I love Hank.

[DisreputableCharles]

The Inuyasha poster in the background begins to scare me after about a minute of watching...

[starlove0043]

even now i say; Please make videos more often...

[FantasyObsessed27]

Mars is already colonized. By Rumbleroar. He's a lion, who TALK.

[NerdByDesign]

@FantasyObsessed27 Oh my wizard god you are TOTALLY AWESOME! DFTBA!

[ThornWitch]

Weeeelllcome to the degeneration of myy miiiinndd.

PMSL.

[rawrrar3]

aw youre so nerdy! <333 oh gawd youre so funny. and hank i think half way through at the peep part you lost track that this is a video for mars...i thinkthe whole mars song would have either really helped your chances or really runin them

[MegaBookWormGirl]

"Welcome to the degeneration of my mind"

I say that at least once a week. I mean, honestly.

[YamiChippy]

Apparently I comment on this video about once a year to say that this is still one of my favorites...still true.

[sethwerewolf]

why am i british?

[sethwerewolf]

you took his head off!

[HoundofDarkness]

Hey just a question, have you ever read "The Martian Chronicles," I was just reminded about it when you brought up the capitalist future mars.... which I pictured getting nuked out of existence.

[jellybelly98rox]

But people have already said what I was thinking, sooo....

[jellybelly98rox]

What business do you have on Mars?  (If you actually get this you're totally awesome :P)

[YamiChippy]

@jellybelly98rox I want HERMIONE GRANGER! ...and a rocket ship.

[MegaBookWormGirl]

@jellybelly98rox I just have one thing to say!

Pigfarts, pigfarts. Here I come. Pigfarts, pigfarts. YUM YUM YUM!

[emavj97]

I went to walmart yesterday, and I really wanted peeps, but they didn't have any :( and they didnt have any "chillin with my peeps" shirts either!

[SeptemberFoolish]

What the heck is a peep??

[aquaeyes97]

@SeptemberFoolish A yellow sugar-covered marshmallow shaped like a duck.

[homerdude7]

Hank you know if you aren't going to be able to go to Mars, you could simulate it and be a kick-azz soldier who can blow shiz up and kill people (censored for child reading)

[english1d1]

love the inuyasha poster in the back btw:)

[Tawnyfur]

Dear Google,

Please take Hank to Mars. Surely he will prevent our new planet from falling to pieces like this one currently is.

Sincerely,

The Nerdfighters

[FawkesLastSong]

Wow. He'd actually be a really good contestant to go to mars......

[jml21000]

2:57 LOL

[kcj1993]

The Mars Society: currently based on Earth due to technical difficulties.

[gimlic]

make more videos more often.

[BuildItTutorials]

THiS WAS 4:01 minutes!

lol

[Double2Edged]

YOUUU CAN'T JUST GOOO TO PIGFAAAARTS! IT'S ON MARS! You need a ROCKETSHIP. Do you have a rocketship, Hank? Not all of us are awesome vlogbrothers who can convince Google to bring them to Mars!

Man, StarkidNerdfighters UNITE. DFTBTotallyA!

[FawkesLastSong]

@Double2Edged What? What's this? Rocketship Hank! Moonshoes Hank, Starkid Hank. Traversing the galaxy to international travel to Mars/Pigfarts!

Hahaha WIN!!! :D

[Razmatini]

@FawkesLastSong Winnnnn!

[Money101Hogs]

@InuKagndWolfsRaingrl I noticed that too xD

[Money101Hogs]

no, mars is where pigfarts is, and you should go to hogwarts instead. :< don't be a draco

[InuKagndWolfsRaingrl]

I just realized something... You have an Inuyasha poster!!! XD

[LaurenMichele315]

i understand why you want to go to mars....i want to go to pigfarts too

[19ladybug95]

MORE PEEPS PUPPET SHOWS!! please. lol. "why am i brittish?" ahhh i laughed

[potterlife1]

yes you shall make videos more often. Like everyday that you have a minuite where your like "mmmmmmmmmm what should i do" you should make a video. Cheese. i just drank coffee. Like alot of coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Datelesswonders]

The color of your shirt there makes me think of Mars. YOU ARE ALMOST TOO QUALIFIED!

[eirwen5]

PLEASE make more videos!!!! :D

[shalowriver]

you have an amazing voice my friend!



[CTmera]

Hank...Read Mahou Sensei Negima... Please? Pretty...Please?

[reader960000]

PLEASE make more videos more often

[MegaRandompeoplez]

look at the date on the video....

april first

[madforbooks]

Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come... it had to be said. :D

[bwink239]

Anyone who told you to make videos less often is a Decepticon.

[MrRydude17]

videos!

[techdude210]

Hitler gave his dog and wife a pill they died a terrible death he did not want to die that way so he shot himself or had someone shoot him

[spidermanandsnape]

@techdude210 And this has to do with what? 

[s0adave]

i would like you to make more videos more often

[ReKrisB]

Appreciation :3

[OzzDealer8]

i just cant look away.....

[lizzbuggy]

Make more videos more often!!! <3

[kissfromarose080810]

awesome inuyasha poster in the back

[shewhotalksalot]

Peep Farm? I WANT TO GO!!!!!!

[CuriousCat1111]

Toasted Peeps are delicious. However, I warn you; when you cook them much in the same manner as one would roast a chicken, your mind may confuse the flavors, and then you start thinking, "Why does my chicken have sugar on it,".

And yes, I am completely serious.

[CrashProductions1000]

could you please bring draco malfoy with you!!!!

[MystifyingRhapsody]

@CrashProductions1000 You made my day!!!! XD <3

[forthewin36]

I'm from the city where peeps are made. They're everywhere.

[wheresmysanity]

We don't get peeps here in New Zealand

[givemethatchocolate]

You remind me of the space core in Portal 2 :D

[MichealMahem]

your mind is wicked



[rhemorigher]

'Witness the degeneration of my mind.' Made me laugh far more than it should have.

[YoungPetVampire]

I would, without a doubt, like for you to make more videos more often...

[akavioletcarson]

Oh my God there's an InuYasha poster. That's all I can think about now. Bam. Mind is blown.

[StoopifiedByYoo]

its 2011 and i still want you to make more videos more often, thanks.

[JoyRay156]

Hank, be honest: Did you drink coffee again?

[cocoshiny]

love the inuyasha poster in the background <3

[GingerAndProudOfIt]

what is a peep?



[ForTheWinFerSure]

More videos ppwweeaassee? (even though its three years later and you and John are still making videos nonetheless MOAR videos!)

[eriieekk]

The Prothean Ruins which spawned the Mass Effect were found on mars

[doubleA1326]

I am sad now. I was watching all of the older videos, ok? I see the one where it says that John's lifelong dream is to have a peep in the shape of himself. So then i think to myself today, "hmm...I'll make one and send it to him and he will be so happy!" And then I see this video, and see that the John peep has already been done, 3 years ago. :[ darn it all.

[Nerdfighterian]

If we all lived in the degeneration of Hank's mind, maybe we could go to Mars.

[Nerdfighterian]

Peeps are most entertaining when you put them into a microwave with toothpicks and make them battle... try it...

[mrboyman1]

Inuyasha!

[SeverusSnapeOrSev]

Why am I british?

[Tonkataff]

@SeverusSnapeOrSev CAUSE U R AWESOME! DFTBA

[SeverusSnapeOrSev]

@Tonkataff <3 DFTBA

[bananabobo789]

Did you drink coffee again? :)



[applecroft17]

why am I British? :L

I've been asking this question for quite a while...

[dolphin64575]

"I could eat this peep version of my brother that's been sitting on my desk for, like, six months. I could eat that, and my stomach wouldn't complain."

... But your teeth would, Hank >.<

Pause at 2:59 - We need to do something with that picture.

[yellowbirdfarmgirl23]

Totally want you to make more videos!! =D

[HappyCatSaysDie]

They don't have peeps where I live (england) not even at easter D:

[anniexan]

@HappyCatSaysDie Be grateful ;)

[HappyCatSaysDie]

@anniexan What for? D':

[anniexan]

@HappyCatSaysDie That there are no peeps. Despite their cuteness, they're actually quite disgusting... Personal Opinion :)

[HappyCatSaysDie]

@anniexan Thank you, I value your opinion. But if I go to america, because I love sugar, I will eat one, and then, probably eat too many and vomit. I am kinda' thick... :/

[StygianDawn]

Hmm...... Why is there an Inuyasha poster in the background? >.>

[MeenyMcSweeny]

You make me :)

[sokkerking12345]

I google mapped "Mars" and the only thing that came up was Mars, PA. Then I realized I should have expected that seeing as how I live about 10 minutes from there. ...........

[dragonblaz9]

I want more videos more often...

[brengimenez]

Welcome to the degeneration of my mind xD

[kagomefantasy]

holy shit inuYasha poster!!!!!!

[MysteryLover97]

@kagomefantasy exactly how I reacted. YAY FOR INUYASHA!

[volkswagenminibus]

Crackig up at peep John... dismembered peep John... papercliped peep John... :{)

[ThePekepooLover]

bleeh peep brother lol

[KoLaZ]

I think Hank means areoforming. Mar's Trilogy Jokes anyone? No? I'll go away now.

[snake48710]

30 SECONDS TO MARS

enough said.

ECHELON NERDFIGHTERS FTW!!!

[iLawlatLosers]

Or is it a April fools joke? ;]

[BlankStreetair]

I would like you to make more videos more often.

[narutodbzgirl]

i like the inuyasha poster in the background! P.S. are you guys anime fans?

[DubbleRaynebow]

:D <- that is all i have to say. :D

[RandomnessIsBliss13]

YAY FOR INU YASHA POSTER !!!!

[bloodandchocolateO]

i would like you to make more videos

[DrewFrink]

YES!!!! MOAR VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheAninas]

why an I British ?

it gets me everytime

[redpin6]

is that an inoyasha poster behind you?

[journeytoyesterday]

did he say... creative non-fiction writing? ...

[TheRaveenaTV]

without a doubt, this is my favorite vlogbrothers video

[SamiiSparkle]

I'd like you to make more videos more often :D :D :D

[TwilightObsessed321]

So I know the poster on the far left in the background is InuYasha. What are the other two? O.o

[notcliniclycrazy]

MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE

[Azami4117]

"Creative Non-Fiction Writing!!!"

[halolucellamalloy]

But- if you go to Mars, you'll disturb Rumbleroar's cubs, and irritate Luna and Draco :D

[AgentLlamaSpit]

I think it would be awesome if you went to mars, but you can't. because:

a. the first colony won't be until Bowie Base One in 2059, and

b. all the people in that colony died of the waters of mars creature things and the nuclear explosion except for two... but anyway you shouldn't go there.

[NrdGrlzRuletheWrld]

@AgentLlamaSpit But if he goes to mars he'll meet the doctor! And, like, turn into an awesome monster thing, and... never be able to make video's again... and...No, you're right. He can't go to mars. :)

[ASolfegeADay]

I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MAKE VIDEOS MORE OFTEN

[auramarie13]

i think that mars is a bad place to go. so does the doctor. if the doctor thinks something is a bad idea, i think we should also agree that it is a bad idea

[nickjohnmon]

MARS TRILOGY!!! WOOOHOOOO!

[Mooseeu]

YES, Hank, I think you should make more videos more often!!!!!!! Please. :-)

[Laurenn489]

"Why am i British?"

I'm british

[colbertreportable]

"welcome to the degeneration of my mind"

o...m....g - i laughed so hard at that. i have never been so proud to be a nerdfighter, being able to witness that pure awesomeness.

:)

[gelingelingx]

Too much energy, huh? Yah, I know this feeling.

[soccercrayzee]

Nuh uh. You can order peeps online orrrr if you live close enough to one of the factories, like me, you can usually find them year-round. I go to school like 15 minutes from one of the factories where they make them and last year each of the dorms got a bunch of boxes with free peeps ^_^

[twobirdstone]

THE POSTERS BEHIND YOU. :D

DFTBA.

[MoonFIame]

I wanna go to the peep farm... :'(

[originalusername666]

could any one tell me the song at the beging?

[Bln2779]

I wanna peep, we don't get them in England... or maybe they're hiding from people who do that to them... :)

[HunteroTheGreat]

Welllcome to the degeneration of my mindd.

[MJST1482]

going to mars.... TO SEE RUMBLEROAR?!

[ThePickypuppy]

@MJST1482 is there any other reason to go to mars?!?!?!?!

[MJST1482]

@ThePickypuppy

i can't think of a reason XD

[FruitLoopErika]

@MJST1482 He's a lion. THAT CAN TALK

[ddoglvr96]

@MJST1482 THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGT!! a starkid nerdighter in one!! you would fit in with my friends perfectly. LOL

[johnnybravoslover]

@MJST1482

i love the crossover rate for nerdfighters and starkids!

[MJST1482]

@johnnybravoslover we're totally awesome :D

[JeannaRoo22]

@MJST1482 Damn Harry Potter! He had to go and buy NASA. >.<

[MJST1482]

@JeannaRoo22 ughh.... i know, right? T_T

[randomgirl22695]

@MJST1482 RUMBLEROAR!!!! He's a lion. WHO CAN TALK.

[MJST1482]

@randomgirl22695 and if you're a good student, HE LETS YOU RIDE ON HIS BAAACK!

[AlyssaMarie508]

@MJST1482 Starkiddie Nerdfighters FTW!

[MJST1482]

@AlyssaMarie508 HECK YEAH :D we're just totally awesome :D

[AlyssaMarie508]

@MJST1482 No, we're totally made of awesome. See what I did there? I'm not as clever as I think I am...

[MJST1482]

@AlyssaMarie508 lolol neither am i! XD

[meltyourheadaches326]

2:33-2:57 omg, i could watch this part forever. lolz

[Rileewyliecoyote]

PEEP FARM!!! :D

[PieSpirit]

The degeneration of your mind is a nice place.

[InevitableRebuttal]

@PieSpirit I want someone to use "Welcome to the degeneration of my mind" as the drop for a dubstep.

[JediCoati]

This comment comes to you in two parts: 1. *throws appreciation at you* 2. more videos and more often please and thank you :)

[mickeleh]

Would "green technology" apply on Mars? Wouldn't you need to master "red technology" to avoid screwing up the Martian environment. Or do you advocate space imperialistic terraforming?

BTW... you certainly have me convinced. If it were my decision, I'd bundle you off to Mars right now. Wait. That didn't come out the way I intended.

Goorle, forget it. We need Hank right here on earth. 40 light-minutes is too far away.

[silverturtle14]

welcome to the degeneration of my mind :D

LMAO!!!!!