My second son, aside from being a poop machine, was the child that HAD to eat naked... because he would rub his food into his skin... especially tomato sauce or any kind of pasta sauce.
my wife and I brought our son in to a grocery store, he was about 5 months old. It was supposed to be a quick stop, so we didn't bring his diaper bag in. His #2 was more of a 1 1/2. It ran out his diaper, out of his clothes, all over me. After that, I learned to keep an extra pair of clothes in the car for me, not just him.
Oh, you haven't had it as bad as MY kids did it... try down to the feet... or up into their hair... my second one did both... the older one would do one or the other... so the first one just didn't quite earn the nickname my 2nd one got from my mil (but he earned it well)... Sh*tbird
My least favorite was vomit...he vomited all over my shirt while we were at the park. No water in sight. It was a short stay at the park, needless to say!
vomit for sure
truexromancex 1 year ago
It's always good to see good videos...
Igetpaiddaily 3 years ago
My second son, aside from being a poop machine, was the child that HAD to eat naked... because he would rub his food into his skin... especially tomato sauce or any kind of pasta sauce.
KatMomof3 3 years ago 2
That is truly hilarious/disgusting.
DadLabs 3 years ago
my wife and I brought our son in to a grocery store, he was about 5 months old. It was supposed to be a quick stop, so we didn't bring his diaper bag in. His #2 was more of a 1 1/2. It ran out his diaper, out of his clothes, all over me. After that, I learned to keep an extra pair of clothes in the car for me, not just him.
Tomcap1979 3 years ago 3
LOL. Eeeeew. LOL.
DadLabs 3 years ago
Oh, you haven't had it as bad as MY kids did it... try down to the feet... or up into their hair... my second one did both... the older one would do one or the other... so the first one just didn't quite earn the nickname my 2nd one got from my mil (but he earned it well)... Sh*tbird
KatMomof3 3 years ago
Believe it or not, my wife's damn cats require far more disgusting cleanup than our toddler.
scwallac 3 years ago
The OxiClean sponsorship was SO fitting! lol
My least favorite was vomit...he vomited all over my shirt while we were at the park. No water in sight. It was a short stay at the park, needless to say!
Sheri~
thornekatt 3 years ago