i can see why you need to jack off a prostitue would have charge you triple.....and she costs 500 x 2 = 1000 so that means 1000 x 3 = 3000 hmmm better become a lawyer
Should be fat and horse-hung, and into stinky ratholes.
I'm not mobile (handicapped), but extremely obsessive. Into stinking, wanking, and my father. Always looking for approval by elder men. E-mail me under
You're so right! My god! Why couldnt i just see it like that from the start! I dont want to be gay and stupid anymore! I want to be awesome like you!!!!
I hope u choke and die on that ciggarete u mother fuckin-piece-0-shit, how dare u invade some1's prvate space, AND SHOW IT ON YOUTUBE! u are a very bad person, and i hope burn in fucking hell asshole!
funny as hell
BrawlToOwn 3 months ago
wow...you have the gayest baby face ever
Killershrimpvds 3 months ago
locked at the knees!
nbyon 5 months ago
i can see why you need to jack off a prostitue would have charge you triple.....and she costs 500 x 2 = 1000 so that means 1000 x 3 = 3000 hmmm better become a lawyer
THErealUNDEAD1 5 months ago
if i got a dime every time that happend to me id be RICH =)
4987RaGe 6 months ago
Thats a long ass ciggarett 1:24
StompenGround 9 months ago
I thought the thing I was watching was a girl... But the thing that looked humanly woman was a man... a gay man.
streetbang25 10 months ago
wtf?
swedishhunter21 11 months ago
y would anyone wanna play with their self 4 one thats nasty yeah
michaellovesshona 1 year ago
trips
stereolovelexx 1 year ago
this shit gay as hell
MrTwan09 1 year ago
He's holdin' a cup up against the door.... I was tryin' to hold it there as long as possible!
iMxExpecTeD 1 year ago
totally lame get a life and do something creative
larryhiles0212 1 year ago
totally lame
larryhiles0212 1 year ago
god eww man fuk this
needa4string 1 year ago
was that rick roll on ur shirt? thumbs up if agree
Mojache3432 1 year ago
lmao nice hahhaha
yourbiggestmistake18 1 year ago
I learn that
1) you cute
2)That's not how you jerk
3)some people can be more then funny
ninjaheart100 1 year ago
Well.. 1) That was pointless but fun. :D Like much of my life. And 2) Perhaps "I'm a pretty faggy fagster" was a BIT of an understatement? X3
Still kinda cute though. Gotta give ya that.
Fuzzthefurr 1 year ago
youre gay.... youre justin bieber..... you like clay alken.... youre an idiot..... your dumbass
MrJohnMark21 1 year ago 9
@MrJohnMark21 yeah. i do like clay aiken, and i do suck a lot of dick... but just bieber, ehh, too young.
ChainsawAllen 1 year ago 5
@ChainsawAllen OMG dude ur gay???????
MrJohnMark21 1 year ago
@ChainsawAllen Nice "cup" hearer
dragonsammy1 7 months ago
He really does look like a soft butch lesbian.
MyBetty111 1 year ago
The guy looks like a lesbian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBetty111 1 year ago
nice vid! search "embarrassing wank story" for a funny vid! please subscribe! rate and comment :)
TheBawbag88 1 year ago
dude looks like a gay ass vanella ice lol
juniororo27 1 year ago
@juniororo27 haha.. yeah. I'm a pretty big faggy fagster. You called me on that one.
ChainsawAllen 1 year ago 3
nice vid, search "embarrassing wank story" for a funny vid :) and please subscribe!
TheBawbag88 1 year ago
this was sooooo funny lol
pammeadows101 1 year ago
love your hair looks really nice on you really cute
armandsprincess 1 year ago
haha...Well apparently i was going for the "lesbian" look 2 years ago!
ChainsawAllen 1 year ago
u look like a woman n a lesbian u need to cut ur hair
hewfish1980 1 year ago
Aww! Too sweet! hehe!
ChainsawAllen 1 year ago
@hewfish1980 now u seem like my principal highschool
ghostavenger1988 1 year ago
fake and gay
4YouTutorial 2 years ago
You're the gay one for watchin GAYFER!
ChainsawAllen 2 years ago
aah comon i wanned to see a guy chokin the chicken for real!
ELZ300GS 2 years ago 3
thats fake the camera changes views like a movie
kyle1309 2 years ago 2
dang really? i could have sworn this was real.
ChainsawAllen 2 years ago
well, that was my brother on my account, and i just noticed how retarded he makes me look. hahah. no fuckin shit it's fake
kyle1309 2 years ago
dumb ass lol
whynot1727 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
why did i click on this ???????????
FiGhTtheSoNg 2 years ago 2
IM BLUE!!! W00T
IRETROGAMER 2 years ago 3
is "ChainsawAllen" a reference to american psycho
AgileTablet 2 years ago
chickenwing if you hold your dick like you hold your gun you might just brake it so do some reseach on the proper technique before you snap it lol.
hyper9braker 2 years ago
wats the technique u use?
averatec6 2 years ago
"Rubbin the swan"?
xMrsxArmstrongx 2 years ago 10
lol
Devdawg95 2 years ago
No, seriously, explain!
xMrsxArmstrongx 2 years ago
:-|
|-:
olvr1902 2 years ago
Explain!
xMrsxArmstrongx 2 years ago
lmao!
Crowrocker71 2 years ago
:O!!!
jesmark97007 2 years ago
this is a woman no funny just being honest
caponelocc 2 years ago 2
at least it was in the toilet.
GeeWizProductions 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Guys who look like that you just want to smack. Flat faced philip seymor hoffman looking mofo
sillyassynipples 2 years ago
You are so mean!
ChainsawAllen 2 years ago
and u sound really gay :P
bretdoom12 2 years ago 15
u are so silly!
ChainsawAllen 2 years ago
he sounds like a woman, acts like one and he is a pussy. how could someone be that stupid. Not sure!
mireille4joe 2 years ago 4
what is the name of the song?
semwa14953 2 years ago
The songs name is Im Blue by Eiffel 65
Jado0213 2 years ago
The one big LOL I got from this video was:
He keeps his porn mag stash under the kitchen sink!
cottonwhiskersuk 2 years ago 2
lol he was masterbating
bastard485 2 years ago
Dooode
People are like, saying this video sucks
But I thought it was pretty funny =)
Keep it up ^_~
JohnPetrucciness 3 years ago
fake
demolisher155 3 years ago
goddddddd yall dumb
bamagirl199 3 years ago
She's a fukkin lesbo.....dha....
GAMHOBART 3 years ago
you dont smoke
cloudedwithdarkness4 3 years ago
dude hes not even jackin off
DCshoes35 3 years ago
ahah XD
Sylwish 3 years ago
AND TOTALLY LOW CARB
th4u25 3 years ago
he looks gay
19clark86 3 years ago
if he has to wank like that, he has a serious problem :|
mojoman541 3 years ago
Clearly never been shown the right way!!!! LOL
monk3yboy69 3 years ago
That's my aunt in this video
Tyehao 3 years ago
is it me or does this guy look alot like a women.
shinobi300 3 years ago
I see the resemblence.
NaTiVeLoVa 3 years ago
oh do me baby
easyluckyfree666 3 years ago
i'm not a jail goer toer XD
PYROMAN111 3 years ago
fake!!!!!
xXLordDagon666Xx 3 years ago
fake
backlash110 3 years ago
ya think?
zanoj7 3 years ago
wow that was pretty stupid...
EPIC FAIL
FunkyMojoMan 3 years ago
why peopel put this stuff on youtube i will never know...
Neji21COOl 3 years ago
he seems gay--- doesn't he
kangalic 3 years ago 2
yea
getsilly27 3 years ago
You are disgusting to even make a video like this!
Snaarley 3 years ago
Maybe you should just accept and come out of the closet.
Oh.. and either learn to jerk, or learn how to fake jerking.
isc00tz 3 years ago
WTF
HeeroGundam12 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Looking for a Strong Master by Klaus H.
Should be fat and horse-hung, and into stinky ratholes.
I'm not mobile (handicapped), but extremely obsessive. Into stinking, wanking, and my father. Always looking for approval by elder men. E-mail me under
klausholman at yahoo com
Thaaaank you & Gay Heil!
Klaus Homo
FranzivonSpeck 3 years ago
He looks like a very unattractive woman. Kinda like my 5th grade gym teacher.
monte68x 3 years ago 4
I think a haircut and personality change would fix that.
uselessguitarplayer1 3 years ago
And tottally lo-carb xD
5/5
xxxtaquitoxxx 3 years ago
wewt lubricant xD
Camerenc123 3 years ago
totally low carb LOL!
mandathepirate 3 years ago
I laughed till I farted. Like warm caramel!
baddave62 3 years ago 2
What the FUCK did I just watched?
I regret this badly.
GoreyCrust 3 years ago 22
are you a girls
DENniSQUads 3 years ago
jailgoertoer.
xnightkillerx 3 years ago
HOMO
fartnox 3 years ago
shit
fireantrobinson 3 years ago
this was just weird....and stop trying to be elvis there's only one king and he's dead
hoffaro 3 years ago
meh.. i think elvis faked his own death. he just wanted to live a normal life.
chevvok 3 years ago
better not be looking at my issue of lolipop
bLaCkIcE1337 3 years ago 5
lol...better not be!
ChainsawAllen 3 years ago
better not be looking at
bLaCkIcE1337 3 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Wc3ProElimZ 3 years ago
this just sucks.
22512587 3 years ago
im not a jailgoertoer lol
TheGrimm93 3 years ago
dont watch its hello kitty
ericjanks 3 years ago
shit
superfock 3 years ago
HOLY SHIT WAT THE FUCK
TNA923 3 years ago
You're fucked up for walking in on him.
Zer0Vect0r 3 years ago
oh wait, what the fuck lol
Zer0Vect0r 3 years ago
WOW THAT WAS DISGUSTING BUT FUNNY
geicowithdagheko 3 years ago
the black pause was him spanking the monkey again
altamer 3 years ago
this shit iss fucked up
thanatela 3 years ago
that looks like a lesbian.
FatHoElderlyCenter 3 years ago 2
ok, no offense to the guy, but he reminds me of george bush
cougarfan1341 3 years ago
lol, your right!
trueshinobi01 3 years ago
cocoa butter lotion smells nice
bigprettywhtgurl 3 years ago
I have a video of a guy i caught jerking off. I was laughing so hard you see the camera shaking a little. check it out at walpy77
walpy77 3 years ago
h a h a ........ asshole..
IbinIsermig 3 years ago
is he gonna light that cig???...lol
okalani1992 3 years ago
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YOUR GAY!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEBODY PUT DOWN SO MUCH TIME MAKING A SHIT MOVIE ALONE??? get a life dude
Csirkeparikas 3 years ago
You're so right! My god! Why couldnt i just see it like that from the start! I dont want to be gay and stupid anymore! I want to be awesome like you!!!!
ChainsawAllen 3 years ago
gay
Bianca1213 3 years ago 2
haha he wasnt rlly jerkin off but this was halarious now my new joke is dont lie about the lotion!!!!
cieraleex3 3 years ago
oh my god gayyyyyyyyyyy to the bone
h205a00l 3 years ago 2
I wasted 4 minutes on this?
largesatsuma 3 years ago
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i hope you fucking die
nick2b4 3 years ago
This vid was very gay
TheIpodClassicer 3 years ago
well thast was gay
musicloverscompany 3 years ago
loool
comfirmend 4 years ago
Haha. Very Funny. =)
Skatinbabexoxo 4 years ago
hahaha i love it..thats so funny
lespoop 4 years ago
That is the stupidest shit i ve ever seen its the same damn person throughout the whole thing
babyphatt09832 4 years ago
no shit, sherlock.
lovesetmatch 4 years ago
do u write that everywhere?
mebee415 4 years ago
hahahahahahahahaha ur vids always make me laugh
princess1382 4 years ago
thanks bud...it may not get a million plays, but atleast u watched!
ChainsawAllen 4 years ago
yeah man and you rock with that elvis shirt
HydroN39 4 years ago
yeah, everytime i put it on, i make shtty movies. is it workin yet?
ChainsawAllen 4 years ago
ITS THE SAME GUY
fcukingwhite 4 years ago
Same guy?? No im not! I clearly put on a different shirt.
ChainsawAllen 4 years ago
lmao
bLaCkIcE1337 4 years ago
dude thats funny stuff
Youman444 4 years ago
lol
cupidmcduce110 4 years ago
rubbing the swan lolol
maitlenmavuda 4 years ago
I hope u choke and die on that ciggarete u mother fuckin-piece-0-shit, how dare u invade some1's prvate space, AND SHOW IT ON YOUTUBE! u are a very bad person, and i hope burn in fucking hell asshole!
rileykasten 4 years ago
please EXPLAIN ME WHTS THIS VIDEO ALL BOUT
joshua085 4 years ago
sheeees my cheerrry coooke light dat baby up an lemme take a toke tastes so good makes a grown man choke, sweeet cherrry coooooke.
skeletonfeet 4 years ago 2