Totally Tasteless Michael Jackson Jokes

[ieshaparsons]

EPIC

[lucymayism]

for some reason jm you remind me of the guy from otto dix in this vid.

[GRUMPYDRINKER]

jokes r alittle lame but i like ur tat babe

[Purushadasa]

12-year-old what? I didn't understand what she said.

[IdaSputum]

99.9% of audiences and comedians are funnier than J. Rogan

and 99.9% of herpes is classier and funnier than J. Rogan

[MJshannonargent]

THAT SHIT IS FUCKED UP DUDE!!

[The1911X]

Funny shit.....

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?

A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: What's brown and often found in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand.

[LordInksworth]

utter fucking shite. a pack of baying fucking idiot animals. No I Will NOt Subscribe To You.

[helenfly1]

FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!! BIG TIME LOSERS THEY JUST SOUND LIKE HOWARD STERN FUCK YOU HATERS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU 100000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000 TIMES fUCK U FUCK U 100000000000000000000000000000­0000000000000 TIMES HATERS FUCK YOUUU NOT FUNNY

[nailo1]

the etch-a-sketch one was great

[loreb4data]

Hahaha! Hilarious!

[VyckRo]

nice, is it a comedy contest ?

[Zaunstar]

You wanted me to comment on this, and I actually watched it without intending to comment. However, I noticed you're in Utica, and I was born and raised in upstate NY so I decided to comment. Also, the female member of your band is pretty, as many others have already pointed out. *;-)

[Addiction747]

Who's that girl?!

[TheDrumfreak109]

HAHA

[RZK4Evr]

Huh, I laughed.

[HairMetalHead2]

not bad

[slapcatz]

Hell you gotta admit, We liked him as a lil, blk. boy.

We liked him as a swinging teen

We liked him as a blk. Trans.

heck We even liked him as a white women....

[4077884]

man fuck yall hw yall believe dat shit mane yall sum haters luv u mike i cnt wait to c u in heaven

[omegastar19]

I guess his heart didnt beat it.

They better be carefull when they cremate him...imagine all the toxic fumes from the plastic.

I guess his "thriller" performances will become alot more realistic now!

[ZZea123]

this is the fucking stupidest thing i've ever seen, it's not even funny if your reading the jokes someone else wrote you from a paper, if your going to dis MJ at least fucking try harder

[MidnightReignTV]

Hey man, did you even read the side bar...viewers of the show sent these in....god damn

MR did not dis MJ....

People who watched the show did....actually a joke ain't a dis....

ITS A FUCKIN JOKE!

Lighten up...

LOL

[8bitmusiq]

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett?

About 5 hours. (lol I tried)

[Stentor7]

Starla Baker is hot.

[hollylovesrock]

that was disgusting

[MidnightReignTV]

agreed..

[demaskas]

I laughed, hard.

what happened to the:

Due to MJ being 95% plastic he will be melted down and made into Legos so that children will have a chance to play with him for a change.

[MidnightReignTV]

OMG..thats wrong...

[demaskas]

hey, you asked for the comment, you got it. :P

[hotdogwell]

It sucked ass , not funny at all just mean spirited .

[AAL]

your mothers a whore

[hotdogwell]

lol, your mothers a whore and not a good one .I know I had her last night .

[ndvuncle]

I puked in my mouth and laughed my ass off. It was like I was in Neverland again.

[rpVerlaine]

haha ill give you the five stars

[slapcatz]

That was down-right rude. lmfao