Everything you didn't want to know about sex

[QuimChaos]

Greenpeace is toxier than any toxic!

[phillieszach5]

dont get it

[julianreischl]

@phillieszach5 Watch the movie "Everything you always wanted to know about sex - but were afraid to ask" by Woody Allen (1972), and you'll get it. Oh yes, you'll so get it.

[Vrilcenful]

lol i get it!!! XD



[MyUsername156]

rofl

[LiLCme09]

i dont get it??

[jradetzky]

@LiLCme09 obviously, ur dad's sperm was crippled #LOL

[OMGiTSPAULAx33]

strikenetter: good thing intelligence isn't genetic. nice try

[8588456]

what's this :-SS

[Marmalade000000]

But what if your sperm is ALREADY toxic??

[strikenetter]

Chemicals can damage your sperm ? The most damage in sperm is the lack of intelligent genes which are easily recognized in todays society in regards to ideals !

[medicalhand]

lol damnass

[WuhdaLoseR]

AHHAAH

[Veguard123]

AWSOMEEEEEEEEEFADFASF

[ShikaANDTemari]

lolz

[puchilongi1]

Lol

[GOREgousdEVIL]

haha awesome

[TBman256]

what he said

[roygbiv330]

awesome

[ashleysenevirathne]

The Idea isn't too bad...

[XBLPanzerr]

HoloMatter your a fucking retard

[pfettel]

either that or he is a troll.

[EIN771]

so are the people who made the video to be honest...

[kfaslf]

this is actuall y acommercial

[Birdcage67554]

I think sperm is the last thing you need to worry about if you been eating toxic chemicals.

ROFL!!!! I love the music though.

If you agree give a thumbs up!

[bluemukaki]

just like in Biology class

[Me28405]

you have way to much free time if your making films like this.

[onbinryu]

huh?

[PiratedComedy]

:34 is that phil magera???

[Shadowrom]

lol. good one

[sweetessence318]

i dont know what to say about that lol

[fakepoetry]

is that how it works?

[saphirefusion]

this video sux. good job creating birth control? :D

[aucifiel]

yea green peace!! XD

[MIAMIJIT]

Sooo... let me get this straight... if I inhale more toxic chemicals... My sperm will be slightly retarded and I won't be able to get my girl pregnant??? YAY!!! Greenpeace has finally created male birth control!!! Lmao!

[painintheass1992]

nice video, hope it will change some peoples minds

[mattclit36]

hahahahahahahahahahaha soooooo thats what the sperm of greenpeace looks like...no wonder they act the way they do

[iROFL]

rofl.

[U2luvU2]

what now we know that little people damage sperm??

[sexevalentino]

WTF ARE U COMPLAINGING 4. this is good for the environment, less people less destruction. You Greenpeace people sure don't know how to advertise.

[loathar21]

I liked Woody Allens version better.

[misterhed]

Aww, I was hoping they would give me X-men babies.

[artman9000]

That's taking it too far GreenPeace. I mean c'mon... our sperm? I may never watch my pr0ns again. =[

[fredsmyhero]

lmao run midget run!

[hogsonquads]

Every time I take a leak, Im pissing on greenpeace!!

[kingseller1]

You are a poet and a genius. I like the way you talk. What about when you take a dump, what are you doing? I am gonna take a greanpeace right now, and wipe with a peta.

[hogsonquads]

Whatever! I still shit on greenpeace when i take a shit every day! and piss on trees when i go camping!

[spongebobranchpants]

i drink like what 600 gallons of mountain dew a week and i an still splooge fuck you green peace fuck you.

[avengemm9dog]

nnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooo!!! not my precious sperm!!!

[Brandon26acdcfan]

I like the midget running at the end hes a real cool cat

[classicrocker12392]

chemicals damage your sperm, no shit.

but thanks for sharing WHICH chemicals and HOW they do that.

what a pointless little "commercial"

[richardcadbury]

and also where they might be found, how to avoid them.

I ask: "How can we remove toxic chemicals from the environment?"

I will not accept the answer: "Blindly give Greenpeace your money and trust they'll spend it wisely."

[carRamRod04]

classicroker: Do you expect anything different out of organized religion?

[blarfgaincentral]

Oh, my gosh, women don't want that! It causes birth disorders!

[kaiame]

So basically, I don't understand how this is supposed to raise my awareness...in all honesty, I really just want someone to have contaminated spermies so I can see them running around with crutches and tails--I'm not quite sure that humor was the best way to go here, kids.

[AnelyMG]

As a woman I speak for all of us, we don't like men with damage sperm.......Better take action.

[psychoG0D]

although true, you'd think they would want to elaborate on some particular chemicals/toxins... sorta have a starting ground on something to eliminate.

fairly clever use of the woody allen sperm dudes tho

[LeBronForTheWin]

at first i thought this gotta be an old man's sperms lol

[MzPriNceSs25]

omg, this is retarted funny

[jesszangiv]

omigosh...i got that! i don't want my sperms to be like that!

[WipedOutWesley]

what if i was just masturbating and i leaked a handicapped dude out :3

[coolshit22]

haha ur funny

[antdude]

Reminds me of Woody Allen's movie or something.

[danieloleinad]

jejjeje esta nice .. jejeje

[subwaysleuth]

An interesting, thought-provoking idea. Thank you for posting this. -Sylvester, Times Square (where is is very toxic...)

[Repsaj67]

First time I have ever even heard of this! GREAT idea! Six stars! Thanks for posting!

[hmkorkmaz]

:)

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[sagopafeat]

zuhahaha :D

[ilikebonojo]

im just asking what if u maserbate avery day ? ur sperm will look like that right hahah

[rob80nikki]

you wouldnt be able to see it because everyday, causes blindness, right?

[YoungGuitar93]

XD What a cool ass advert, wouldnt wanna be the baby from the produce of that XD

[portupino15]

thats gonna be one fucked up baby :)

[chansamut]

????

[rammsteinrules4ever]

lol

[doingtime20]

this is actually an spoof from a woody allen movie. (i think woody allen, i dont remember too well)

[evilliberal]

Yeah, except the original was actually funny.

The name of the movie was:

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask

[runescapeking01]

i dont get this like r they spose to be sperm

[Tojara123]

Are you retarded? Plus even if this WAS in a film it still is funny. Verry funny.

[neg8qre]

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[LadiiLoLo]

damn dat was nice.....yet true

[DillonSnell]

ahaha omg.

[Googonx]

GO LITTLE PERSON GOOO!

[Sambucca]

That was hilarious! Music is gas as well.

[RmanDC]

Lol!

[Chippy569]

it's a satire of Woody Allen's "Everything you want to know about sex"

[johnl5r3w]

rofl everyone in a fuckign sperm suit

[demenhunt]

What?!?!?! i dont get it...

[jojo808]

hahha, the little guy is 1st out the gates =D

[mattmess1221]

how many times are you going to comment Stinky Water28

[121snapples121]

Ye you

[121snapples121]

lool my bad any more? Interesting facts?

[121snapples121]

yeaaaa shit But i still got alot of spermm

[121snapples121]

What about a original house phone?

[121snapples121]

WTF are u serious?

[ZackNoah]

no i didnt know that

i am not gonna talk on the fone so i can "DO" girld ann the time lol

[stephenharperbest2]

OMG Their baby is gonna become a midget!!

[sue559]

hahahaa...funny but ooh so true...lmfao

[OrganicDrew]

so true!

[MissLilSunshine]

lol

[patrickmorrow82392]

no!!! my baby is gonna be a miget!

[DevastaterK70]

Poor Spermz =(

[xxtr0yxx]

MY SPERM!!!!

[KittyBlush]

don't call that person a bastard.He is born that way . Do not make fun. What if you are like that.

[fhvtv]

sperms have glasses...COOL!

[shiftnite5]

run you little wobbly bastard....

[Lildevil996]

lol

[patrickmorrow82392]

lol

[crookedj0k3r]

ROFFL SEMPER FI!

[shegaile]

i think some marineers?

[adamselstarr]

lol handicapped sperm

[sullenboy1o3o]

so what is this chemical product that damages sperm so i can avoid?

[DutchieProductions]

they meani tin general, like toxic stuff in sigarets can harm your sperm, but aswell cleaning matirials, working in petrochemical company's without good protection, etc...

[swelime]

many perfumes have chemcials that damage sperm, and that makes u more unfertile.

[maranrolta]

Lol, the midget.

[Goznik]

run little one run

[cunawarit]

HAHAHA!!! That's hilarious, nothing quite as funny as a wonky spermatozoa. We need more of them!

[Billorius]

It's so funny and yet....

[Malduun]

Toxic Chemicals can do more than damage your sperm...What is the target audience here greenpeace? Get with it

[ALFJAG]

nice

[marcusborg83]

I feel sick, maye that's the idea

[capitangiona]

Scaring! But the video is awesome!