Dis Raps For Hire - Episode 2

[davidp103]

holy****

[projectludicrous]

hey guys that mario hat was prob from the new epic rap battle of history mario bros vs. wright bros . feat rhett and link

[happy95ism]

i love these raps <3



[K3NP0MA1NA]

I bet Epic Lloyd beat Tom Dempsy's record

[MrHobomagie]

70 people are from southwest highschool

[ThaSmosh]

@MrHobomagie that's a small school then...

[InFunIt91]

Epiclloyd I think your amazing but I did a diss rap for you man just trying to get my name somewhere and who better to try and diss than you check it out comments plz

[WispsOfLight]

Anyone else notice the mario hat hanging in the back?? Lol, epic rap battles of history :D

[purbit1]

Hahaha, the dog :L

[BurningBirdXL]

70 people from Southwest High watched this video.

[djtilman]

the mario cap is a clue! there's one in every video of epiclloyd

[ChillAtWill]

Dear awesome mister EPICLLOYD.

Ever since I heard the new style of rapping I have been afraid of going out side.

What if i ran into some kids who where listening to it, stuff like Young buck and ll' Wayne need i say more. If my raps skills where anywhere near as good as yours I would do it my self but alas they are not... so what i really would love is for you to take my revenge on wack and inferior hip hop culture...

Best regards

Me

[Tauchp]

lmao @ 0:19

[AlmoSSBB]

lmao how he just kicks the dog away

[jhawkFUN]

0:53 KILLED IT

[DW16265]

Who noticed the Mario hat on the wall!!!

[Forzenski1]

0:19 i dare you 2 do tht 2 a baby

[jhawkFUN]

@Forzenski1 he did that in the 3rd episode

[iluvswaffles]

I like how the comment above klojuey's is "Dude, I want a tickle bath. :("

[Omega3010]

0:25-0:33

That was a very funny narrator's lines in talking! XD

[JackTuckerProduction]

the dislike bar is like lady gaga's ding dong. its small, but still shouldn't be there.

[josh54276]

1:32 was funny

[3verythingZFunny]

Do More Dis Raps for hire!!!!

[tyruskirk]

me:69 dislikes... against epiclloyd now that's tha

crowd: WRONG NUMBA OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[fuzz941]

@tyruskirk two and a half men...I watch that!

[undercoverbandgeek]

DUDE YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!

[blavak]

Poor dog :'(

[Davoc723]

Mario hat in the background? Ohohoho do I love foreshadowing.

[mm68163]

Thumbs up if you think EpicLloyd is a better rapper than Charlie The Unicorn. WAIT WHAT!??!??!?!?!?!?!?!? *Bombs blow up and it shows pinkie pie running across the screen singing* CRANKY DOODLE DONKEY! *Pianos fall then a tiny feather falls and breaks everything*

[dangerman808]

i heard this beat before. its from this guy who sells ur beats suck t shirts. wats his website?

[drod87705]

Dear EpicLloyd,There these kids at my school im mexican i live in DeSoto Tx and the population is mostly african american but mainly these three kids paul zach and devonta pick and say rasist slurs towards my race I cnt fight back because ill get jumped by the whole fucking school so i ask u please dis rap the bitches ppl please like this so he can see it

[wandmo]

Mario bros. vs wright bros. hint

[romeo6454]

I feel bad for the dog

[Chargers4411]

How does he pee so fast?

[x6out]

@Chargers4411 beer? maybe

[TheDiePhysik]

@Chargers4411 that´s why he called "EpicLLOYD". XD

[Riokushinaku]

@Chargers4411 Prostate cancer's a bitch son... ;)

[LetsTalkStupid]

8,251 vs Southwest high

[DietBroccoli]

@outworlddragoon : I'm saying if you're not an idiot, you can't be bullied on youtube.

[outworlddragoon]

@DietBroccoli I know what you are saying. I could care less what people say about me. i wrote what i did because there are a lot of people out there are not strong enough to handle harassment on youtube. me. i laugh at fools that try to troll me. but i have seen grow men and women cry on here because of the trolls. sure they need to grow a pair but some people are just not built like we are.

[MiggxD]

Dear EpicLloyd, My name is Leighton Miglets. I have been bullied by this kid "Jack" my whole life. Since 3rd grade, I don't know why he just doesn't stop picking on me. I've done everything, talked to my principles, my parents, and even the cops, but still doesn't cut it i guess. Everyday I go to school the first words out of his mouth are always "Whats up Dicklets" and I'm sick of it. He spreads rumors about me every week and im tired of it please Lloyd, DESTROY HIM!!!

[SicjerZeyDrumeR]

ok, who noticed the Mario hat from Epic Rap Battles of History Mario bros vs wright bros!!!!!

[TheWhiskeychild]

Did anybody see the mario hat in the background that he war in ERB mario bros vs. wright bros.??

[OmgDontBeLikeThat]

Dear Lloyd

My name is Joey and there is this guy at my school called Buddy, he thinks hes "alot" because he can beat up kids who are smaller and younger then hisself. And he always smashes me at the lockers. I wanted to ask a teacher for help but when he knows im going to do that, he writes me a threatening letter.

Please EpicLloyd, DIS HIM OUT!

[DiverseSiti]

0:55



[DiverseSiti]

:55 did you here his voice go up

[o0hrlly]

xD He fucking drop-kicked his dog!!!

[MadAboutHatter]

"Sincerely, All of us girls" Hes so clever!

[ZimBuzzz]

There are 69 dislike :3

[korvein187]

I LOVE YOU EPIC LLOYD

[valkoor1234]

Dear EpicLloyd, My name is Michael and my bigger brother Daniel is such a big jerk to me and he thinks that every one of your raps are gay and stupid and plus he thinks he's all that because he can beat up kids younger than him and he doesn't believe you would dis rap on him. PLEASE PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE WITH A DESTRUCTION DIS RAP.

[RoboticZahin]

Mario Hat! O_O

[bloodyaussie1]

hoo else sees the mario cap in the corner

[PSNteam501]

@bloodyaussie1 hoo else has grammar problems

[juggernauticy]

Just earned my subscription for sho lol

[Nite09Shade]

Hahaha that water was dirty

[rpoole1987]

keep up the sheer awesomeness EPICLLOYD. Wish this type of thing was around when I was growing this would have kept me out of alot of trouble. I got made fun of alot being disabled but I got even and punched those fools in the face.

[epicwinface]

66 dogs got dropkicked by lloyd. :P

[TheGrimstalker]

EPPPPPPPPPICC LLLLLLOYYYYYYYYYDDDD

[assassin4life6]

wrong!!!!!!!!!!!! 68 people are from south west high

[Sherry2314]

Omg that was amazing!

[XxSman1011xX]

Did u really Punt that dog?

[giggity6911]

@XxSman1011xX o_o

[PortsmouthSk8ters]

Btw were from Portsmouth RI

[K1AauStin]

Dude... I want a tickle bath :(

[OMG800201]

So, at my school there is a cow of a woman named Ms. Wilson. Her real name to the students, and most of the staff, is Crusher. This came about because she once went to a KISS concert and crushed beer cans with her titties. Well, around school she thinks she is a bad ass and harasses people about hall passes and the such. I have a study hall with her as the supervisor and it is prison. There has to be one seat between each person and no talking no matter what. Please, put her in her place.

[xXKingKickAssXx]

@xXKingKickAssXx when I ask her a question Instedad of just answering. I let her borrow 500 dollars so she could give a downpayment for a car and she hasnt payed me for the last 5 months, and she doesnt even let me use the car instead of paying me she just goes to the mall and buys clothes. When I ask her to pay me she says she wont cause she doest owe me me anything!!! (wtf!!!!!!) Epiclloyd PLEASE DESTROY THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!

[xXKingKickAssXx]

hello epiclloyd so heres my story im a guy and I have an older sister who I do lots of favors for but whrn I ask her to do me a favor she she refuses. She screams when I ask h

[Ryokay]

epic dog kicking XDD

[TheFggdgs]

hi bob, hey bob *smack* good buddy *rings* oh, daddys got a message, who you think it is?

ahn? rhaaarrrr PUNKS

*kicks dogs* lol

[snwday]

Wanna be erb!!!!

[19981009]

@snwday He is in ERBH you idiot..

[hunniarab]

he is sooo awesome :D

[SERUniversal360]

HAHAHA THE DOG

[PicklesParodyPalace]

RIP Ohio students.. TWO now. fuck.

[Armonis]

Mario hat! :D

[11DeadlySTI11]

BLURG!!!!

[11DeadlySTI11]

like for more BLURG!!!!!!!!!!'s

[TheChuktaylor3]

vote epic lloyd for a new punter for any team 0:17

[pwnstar1369]

DUDE he wants a tickle bath

[MrManoman42]

For some reason Epic Lloyd reminds me so much of Wario in these intros.

[daoudkassisful]

66 people are from southwest high

[XxSophiaLidiaxX]

@daoudkassisful 2 new kids entered the school

<3 xD

[TheGamekiller10]

@daoudkassisful 68 now bro

[AirsoftDude2112]

@daoudkassisful 68

[iamacooldude22]

@daoudkassisful Make that 69 people.

[Cman384]

" You can direct your mouth to athletically suck my dick!

1 Thumbs up to 1 person

5 to my brother

10 answering a telemarketer

25 at the dinner table

50 at school at lunch

100 at a church

[PortsmouthSk8ters]

Dear Epiclloyd

Our School rival is Hendrickan Hawks, every year they get the Dirtiest referees to attend the game and call the cheapest calls. they're an all boys school and call us gay. we really hate them almost all the student body likes to bully the kids from our school becuase "they have more money, so their better" help us out here we need it.

[mugen1237]

@PortsmouthSk8ters They're an all boys school and calling you guys gay? xD Wow what a bunch of hypocritical little shits.

[PortsmouthSk8ters]

@mugen1237 I KNOW!

[xXAceofSpadesFanXx]

KICK THE FUCKING PUPPIE!! :D

[xtoxicxkingsx0]

JK

[xtoxicxkingsx0]

YA YOU MAD BRO

[troublewithlighting]

pause at 0:16

[Zombieowningcazz]

@TweeKZula i noticed that for ages but yeah i thought it was a hint

[Seneric]

White boy got skills !

[MrDelta9THC]

so lloyds a chick now?

[DiarrheaChain]

The internets Eminem.

[Stormeris]

Damn EpicLloyd has white teeth :|

[declandaman1]

66 people go to South West High

[pinoybreaker23]

Lol, he kicked the dog

[mrpankau]

Dis Raps for Hire > Epic Rap Battles of History

[Bigbrotrev]

@mrpankau They are great. But I would not say better.

Correction:

Dis Raps for Hire = Epic Rap Battles of History,

and that IS saying something!

[castorcastorcastor11]

Jeffafafa92 haha Ben Dover (Bend Over)

[TheBdog18]

Dear tf2fan I hope that someone pimp slaps you in the face you idiot

[Cha0sPr0ductions]

@TheBdog18 I don't get it what did he do?

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[TheNatzizombies]

why did you kick that dog

[Hypersonic172]

THE PUPPY!!!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[newttickler]

Dear epiclloyd could you do a diss about chavs, they are the assholes of the world, they all think they a big and tough when they outnumber people but when they are one on one they bitch out, everybody hates them except for the people that actually are chavs and i bet even they hate them selves a little, always walking around in their tracksuits looking like arseholes but actting like a big man, they are all cheap cider drinking crack heads that need a slap, thanks =)

[bubbyj]

THAT WAS SICK!

[kofiboom99]

mario hat

[snappy2244]

Attention students, school will be interrupted for the following bitch slap. Thank you :)

Lol xD

[kjkendalljohn]

Mario hat in backround....A MONTH OR TWO LATER mario bros vs wright bros EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY.LOL

[OFFICIALHoodedFigure]

dear god of raps epiclloyd, there is this bunch of kids that always picked on me cause i wasn't afraid of who i am. they called me gay, stupid, a freak, they would always pick on me, and i hate it! they all wear goth clothing and think their amazing cause they smoke weed and are their own little group of neanderthals! send 'em a message for me, eh?

[StrictlyOG]

I want that Mario hat...

[MaxiiMassacre]

PETA will jump all over Nintendo for Mario wearing a fur suit, but EpicLLOYD is kickin around puppies? Where is the humanity?! :p

[Ghostlyghostgamer]

The opening scares the fuck outta me. I wouldn't wanna meet this guy in a dark alley.

[pokewiz309]

Themario hat was a foreshadowing of the ERB! GASP

[TheCanadianCandidate]

@pokewiz309 someone else noticed! Awesome xD

[pokewiz309]

"The reason epicllyod is bald is because he traded his hair for rap skills at birth"

-NP

XD

[jeffreyalmere]

@pokewiz309 when and where

[scorilorex1]

so funny when he kicks the dog lol



[Lim1td]

EpicLLOYD Has been targeted for AnimalAbuseRaps for Hire.

[TheFggdgs]

0:18 R.I.P dog

0:20 R.I.P camera man

0:23 R.I.P random guy

0:27 R.I.P girl

0:29 THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[sabersfan1992]

dear lloyd,

my 18 year old bro is always being a jerk to me and he hate your mario costume in that one rap and he breaks my ps3 crap and he dosnt like to game in nhl and fifa 12. can u plz help me PLEAZE LLOYD?

[Pegjet20]

thumbs up for mario hat

[avpandcog]

why does he have his mario hat in the backround? this was made december third before the battle

[Sonfaro]

@avpandcog It looks like he gives hints at future ERB. In DRfH1 there was a line from a future Clint Eastwood episode.

[techknight20]

100% of dislikes are from southwest high

[jonasvids123]

South west = miami

[TweeKZula]

Like if you just realized the Mario hat in the background, there was a hint all along.

[wingnut240]

@TweeKZula and the fact that you saw them dressed as mario and luigi at the end of nicepeter vs epiclloyd :P

[heartsoftheinnocence]

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mzchyph2]

Y U KICK PUPPY?!?!?!?!!? .....D;

[Sntaboy98]

Anyone else Noticed the Mario Hat???

Mario bros vs Wright bros anyone??

Thumbs up!

[dzr1997]

@Sntaboy98 I see the hat XDD

[dzr1997]

@Sntaboy98 I see the hat XDD

[samfoleythebest]

omfg i laughed my head off when you kicked the dog!!!

[mr222gaz]

@tft all i can give u is a facepalm (/).-) fricken dumass

[TheNigsyboy]

1:13 i want a tickle bath ??

[BEZERKSTUDIOS718]

dude the beginings of the videos are just hilarius!

[smidgetfilms]

65 people go to south west high

[tf2fan006]

Dear Epic LLOYD

There is a kid at my 6th grade(Rhett Verity)who is a christian and i am a satanist and he keeps telling me that they are better and satanist are evil so an you please destroy that flesh puppet of a person with a rap?

[ElekTrikJ0k3r]

@tf2fan006 Fag.

[tf2fan006]

@ElekTrikJ0k3r wtf how

[ElekTrikJ0k3r]

@tf2fan006 You ride Devil Dick?

[tf2fan006]

@ElekTrikJ0k3r You ride God Dick?

[ElekTrikJ0k3r]

@tf2fan006 You know it, you creepy-pedo-cult-black magic son of a bitch.

[tf2fan006]

@ElekTrikJ0k3r wtf i am not a creepy pedo

[ElekTrikJ0k3r]

@tf2fan006 Sure... Keep walking around in your trench coat with chains, devil horns, red contacts, and vampire teeth in your black van with your death metal music blaring screaming about how the devil is your savior because he's cool...

[tf2fan006]

@ElekTrikJ0k3r i'm 11.....i don't own a van or trench coat for fucks sake

[ElekTrikJ0k3r]

@tf2fan006 An 11 year old Satanist? What has this world come to...