US Troops Leave Iraq?! June 29, 2009

[SuperOldsmobile1]

marta yuore beautiful

[justinv3]

Where are you?!!? My life is incomplete!

[origana3]

when i was younger iwanted goulfreind look jus liku mmomy say no U too oul so I say mommy K iwwll take goulfriend look like Martha (sp) Mathrea so the I thing=k wait she is fool she puppe CIA ; MOSSAD BRE

BI bI bIREDIE ENJOY UOURSELF TIME IS RUNNING OUT FOR usa

[origana3]

Matha I have changed my mind U are too silly fo ny taste

[origana3]

Marta $4u mommy says ok so mi$ is how many slofiere buys come back to USA with legs hips and spines blowed up do U mo I du

[WorldAgainstUSA]

American soldiers are a shit, just look:

watch?v=YpjybUonIqg

[ovi29]

are you talking about Bush? lol

[BibleReadForAll]

very funny today... Glad you put the guns at the beginning... and we won't miss them even though Jr. is gone.

this show was really great, and your bangs grew out pretty - too

[RULI1974]

hey bush stole 2 , elections so???

[bammbamm12]

Yep - you sure have a tiny hiatus!

[davidkazzmann]

In Mahmoud's defense...

He learned everything he knows from American election officials!

Consider the Republican landslides in 2000 and 2004.

"What's in YOUR wallet?" or Who'd you VOTE for...

[hamace]

That's a load of shit. The 2000 & 2004 elections were the closest ever. Only the the 1996 election was closer .Clinton was the only Prez elected wit hless than 50% of the vote.The claim that Bush stole elections was merely accusations by the democrats

[Udooob]

also: is hiatus a cussword  ?

& was yore hiking comment a reference to an affair ? if yore foolin' around down in argentina ...will need to know all the sorted details ;)

[Udooob]

i am  going to turn in my cable tv box today.

will be depending on u 2 keep me informed (& entertained) ...so no more slackin'

[gscotm55]

Hi Marta, Good to see you back. How are Dolly Parton and Grandpa? Can you show them soon? Stay well and strong.

[acberquist]

E'erybody deserves a break, eh?

[kalejdoskop123]

funny even when i watch it second time:)

Poland love You:)

[CommentorX]

Hey baby, it's not the size of the hiatus, it's how you use it.

[djbuck1]

Democracy . . . Iranian style!

[ZachsMind]

I don't think Marta's got a tiny hiatus. I think she's got a great hiatus! I wish she'd show off her hiatus more often cuz it's a nice hiatus. She'd have more subscribers if she showed off more of her hiatus.

...what?

I could bounce a quarter off that hiatus!

[BettaScream]

I've been slacking on keeping up to date with the videos - Cute new intro! =D

Always entertaining!

[strav12]

YAY! Uncle Mahmoud rulezzz legally yo! He's da bro, yo! Next stop Iraq......

[Faztlan]

Hawaii is still on high alert. North Korea will surely pay for its aggresive and reckless behavior. Sink the vessel Kang Nam!! -TX

[Loreki]

Oh you got to use both your evil dictator tag things, been a month or so since that's happened.

I just wonder if the Iraqi's will celebrate next year, or if it'll be looked back on as the start of a downturn.

[CommentorX]

I don't know, Loreki, I've been in awkward spots before socially. However, when you leave and the whole nation declares a holiday, it MAY be a sign that you've overstayed your welcome.

[SonomaDave1]

Uv still got it!

[splendidiva]

Well, your hiatus might be tiny, but I'm sure it's very very cute. ;)

[Gamefr3Q]

Marta you're still so cute! no MJ jokes?!

[hounddog21]

At least in Iran's election there were no hanging chads.

[Gamefr3Q]

lol and dented chads

[mrjwwh]

I wanted to see the caterpiller that followed you home! Come on man, lol

[jettbugg]

Really missed you...glad your back!

[quovardiss]

"Mahmoud Ahmedinejad", "Kim Jung il SEXY" LMAO

[mangoShapedSpace]

We miss you and you're adorable, like always. Thank you.

[oblongjoeisreal]

Its great to see religeous oppresion loosing its grip on these people, God knows they deserve some freedoms

[zepfan74]

thankyou for not bring up MJ. im so sick of hearing about him i could scream

[w1e2s3s4k5i6l7e8s9]

you have no idea how much milk i have drank in the past few weeks!!!

constantly scanning each carton,for your picture!

i attempted to post a "Marta Alert", only to be misunderstood as saying "Martyr Alert"..

[ptrptms]

It's okay to be gone for a while. It shows you have a life beyond Gnooze.

[Tressco]

Iraqi response was perfect!

Love your show!

[lyceaon]

Hey!! Its Gnooze!

[timluns]

Trust its hard :>

[gunzorro]

"imbued" (good word choice)

Yeah!

Theme songs for bad guys!

Yeah!

Marta is back!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[ThePointlessPoint]

Love

[1reimhard]

whats the point of doing a newscast if you only do it every other week

[LittlePinky82]

Great video. LOL at the Iranian recount.  The film looks different. High definition? I bet they'll have electricity and stuff faster than we did for them. And they won't get electrocuted when they take showers. LOL at Kim Jong-Il. I'm glad to see a new video too. Missed them.

[LittlePinky82]

I agree with the nap. Maybe he needs a blankie.

[jmirahmadi]

wow that was one of the best vid i ever seen from u! good job :)

[redtorino]

Awesome vid!  5*****

[tylermacias]

I MISS YOU MARTA!!!!

[Bocbo]

Glad your back, did you lose some wieght? Don't go all nicole ritchie on us.

[redbrest]

Iv been gone at sea for the last 3 weeks myself.Funny but you are my first news choice, my first any choice Guess thats makes you # 1.

Love Ya Girl.Go eat some tuna now.& Help Support Tuna fishermen. .

[tdsinfo]

Glad to see you back! You Tube isn't the same when you're off, um, hiking the Appalachian Trail (a phrase that henceforth will mean something entirely different than actually hiking on the Appalachian Trail - much to the chagrin of people that actually do hike the Appalachian Trail...)

[andreous7]

Nice to have you back :-)

Hope all is well :-)

Isn't it great to have insane leaders with nuclear weapon in the world :-D

[fghnpoma]

Another great video gal !!!

So glad to see ya back !!!

[xoxb2]

Wonderful to see you back - that was an especially good episode!

[lcc1211]

WARNING COSTELLO: Stop flirting with Kim, his sexiness is too much for us mere mortals. Your brain will melt if you contemplate the hotness too long.

[geekyvince]

glad to see you back. ( :

[pornfartin]

you look smokin marta. new lighting? top? hair?

[ujdo]

Do Mahmood and Kim have the same speach writer?? Niether one ever makes any sense.

YOU were gone to Argentina! And what if something REALLY big happened while you were gone HUH! What is some thing like some one really big died like Micheal Jackson?? What would we do???

;) <3 U

[Cubicleboy04]

"OOOOOHHH, Kim Jong Il, sexy!" Lolz!

[Darlin2u]

Good to see you back Marta :)

[19Trident]

Love your videos... keep it up.

[TimTrimT]

I think you should give me the names of anyone who wasn't nice to you so I can go teach them a lesson or two with my fellow diplomats. (By diplomats I mean fists.)

That's what a nice guy *I* am. And I'm also very glad you're back makin' vids.

Welcome back and thanks for doin' what you do, TTT

[TheReceptionist]

Glad you're back, Marta!

[mdrick1]

Another great show for lunch.

glad you're back

[Teenom]

Got Mahmood on my Mind!

[Bubba186]

could not believe you were passing up all these news stories lately, glad you are back

[scottmhoward]

lol I will forever love that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad musical intro every time. lol

[DanceExperiment]

its always nice to get your take on it

nice to have you back ; )

[batflies]

lol. national soverignty day.

[seneca67]

Glad your Back. Ty for the good Gnooze.

[MrBeJeCa95]

Jeeze, North Korea is just plain insane! Good Gnooze!

[boots920]

So who know knows the results of the Iranian election.

Why is this important to the United States Foreign Policy.

Same thing in North Korea...

Why is the States involved in this crap ?

[kalaway]

You're the reason I can pronounce Ahmedinajad's name, though I do have a tendency to sing it which freaks people out.

[sommarti]

Gnozzissimo:-)

[librano]

2 ahmedinajads and one kim jung il jingle in one episode... i dont think it can take it!!!

[MaureenD716]

i missed you!

[audadvnc]

Hiking in Alaska? Her hiatus aren't tiny! Don't be mean.

Of course, the election may have been valid - we have no way of knowing. All that CIA black ops talk in the past few years has made Iran's leadership very touchy, so we shouldn't be surprised at the violent crackdown.

But, for comparison - last November -

"REPORT FIFTY KILLED IN MEXICO CITY RIOT; Police Pour Machine-Gun Volleys Into Parade Protesting Against Water Famine."

Where was the outrage then?

[Jerricho68]

I am always noticing your tiny hiatus.

[DookofHDP]

Yep, that Appalachian trail excuse has gone the way of "the dog ate my homework." Love the North Korea voice! lol at "You looked at us funny." :)

[lem7acher]

finally the american pigs are leaving our land. they did a great job in iraq hhhhhh

you should ask your gov what they have accomplished with your tax money instead of laughing proudly like monkeys .

what a pity hhhh

[Prohoridzo]

I missed you too! Great to see you again, that is, a NEW you again, I've watched all your old ones over and over and over again, and I was at the point where I really, really, really, needed to see a gnew gnooze again.

Thank you so, so, so much. XXX

[wdgeo]

Marta, maybe you should just come clean and tell them about "us"! It's just a matter of time before the love letters are leaked! :-)

[mike8494]

Welcome back Marta I Miss your gnooze report you are the best :-) Mike

[mandapop]

Yay funnies!

Also, I love your current hairstyle and wardrobe decision! :)

and to the ppl whining that she didn't do anything on MJ, good god why add one more to the millions of news coverage & youtube vids on MJ?!

[hippi28]

nice news you made me laugh with your sarcasm of the truth peace from canada

lets hope we survive this insane asylum society we live in now

[sliverhi]

I could not singing Acmahds name during the the last couple of weeks because of your videos. HAHa! Missed you. Don't leave us again for a long period of time.. Please?

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta. Welcome back.

The Iranian vote recounters,no doubt did a great recount. I would too,with an AK47 leveled at my head.

The Iraqis may miss American rebuilding money,more than the troops. Or,this is a way for us to let them just kill themselves off,saving us the trouble.

As for Korea, they complain about our preemptive "defense" .How about we preemptively um,NUKE THEM INTO THE STONE AGE!!??

Love the test pattern shirt. 5 stars.

[ljrow49]

I thought I was missing something...Just saYin.

[kmi187]

I knew there was something missing ... glad you're back.

[Pillat07]

My head is in the gutter here...... but seing Marta in that dress then seeing the shot of that missile pointing straight up, 3:09, well it made me think,.....well.....damne....m­y head really is in the gutter.

[fecoki]

WOOHOO

Nice to have you back Marta

This was an excellent episode of Gnooze

Keep it up guys :)

[qiranger]

Glad to have you back... I was going to say... What no Mahmoud Ahmadinejad jingle? Glad you used it!

[AussieSteve001]

THis news report was awesome, I've never laughed at the news so much before. Very good.

[KlaxonCow]

And, no, Marta, your hiatus doesn't look big in that dress. ;D

[Pillat07]

that was great, I think I was on the not so nice comment thing. Should have done something on the MJ story

[KlaxonCow]

I think Marta isn't doing anything on the MJ "story" because, despite the media's attempts to make out that there's more to it to keep those ratings high, it isn't really a "story" there at all.

It's just a fact - he died.

Repeatedly running "breaking news! Dead guy is still dead" as your top story and playing "tributes" for days on end - to a guy that the media treated like absolute shit while alive, yet now elevate to sainthood when dead - does not make it into a "story".

[KlaxonCow]

p.s. I'm not having a go at you nor at MJ - but at the pathetic hypocrisy of the parasitic mainstream media.

Vultures feeding on a corpse, basically.

Marta's got more class and journalist integrity than that.

The news is that he died a few days ago. It's a tragedy when anyone dies. It's a shock because it was unexpected. Lots of people liked his music.

And there ends the news.

The guy wrote a song called "Leave Me Alone" when he was alive - I think we should respect his wish.

[Pillat07]

It's a good point you bring up, but, the suden death of MJ was big.

Taking GNooze in that direction, actually doing a mainstream story, could have been very FUNNY!!! There was a lot of material there.

Also, myself, I just wanted to see Marta doing an MJ impression.

Putting Marat on a pedestal and saying that Marta's got more class not to do an MJ bit is like saying my glass of water is proof there was once life on Mars.

Marta, again, you should have done somthing on MJ,

[hearNyou]

-Klaxoncow- Yup! that would be an accurate summary of the UK coverage of MJ (r.i.p) (NEWSFLASH!!!...still r.i.p)

"...all I can tell you is...it's all showbiz" - J Lennon.

[JB000001]

I heard that his final request was to be melted down into an Etch A Sketch -- so children can still play with his knob.

[Pillat07]

That's funny

I heard he was melted down into Lego so kids could still play with him.

I also heard that MJ was in heaven complaining to god that his untimely passing didn't give him a chance to delet his web history.

[rhymingwithoranges]

Is it just me or is Marta really hot here?

... Just sayin'

[AfricanMadman]

Woo Hoo! Fresh gnooze!

And how's was your "Vaca" M.C....? Hope you brought back something cool to show off in your next report....

[SSGTJAB]

I noticed your hiatus........But I don't think it's small I think it's very cute. ;-)

[ndvuncle]

Who wasn't nice while you were gone? I'll put two fingers up their nostrils and twist their faces off.

[kidstalkpolitics]

Welcome Bach as Johan would say.

[PsyogiBottoms]

I soooooo missed you! I'm so happy to see your adorable face - and Mahmud A. jingle is back!

Win win!

[HEYBUDD]

What's all the talk about election fraud based on?

I see British press admitting to faking pic's of the protesters, U.S. media showing the same pic's but not admitting fakery, the CIA admitting to infiltratiing and corrupting the election results, the general attitude of U.S. government saying Iran will have a puppet president (like we have), or will get bombed to shit.........but I see no offering of any evidence of actual election fraud spoken of.....what's up with that?

[Pillat07]

I'm with you, The US is trying to turn Iran into another Cambodia.

I noticed in the News Russia is thinking about buying Spy Droids from Israel. It looks like Israel is trying to find a new World Leader to hide behind since the US announced it's support for Palistines own state.

[odin422]

no a good vid, sorry.

[BeyondWrittenWords]

North Korea has a right to have nuclear weapons, since it enemies also have massive amounts of them.

[BeyondWrittenWords]

Irans elections was propably more valid than W. 1. election.

[Bassmarko]

Welcome back! Look forward to your next video if Cap and Trade doesnt kill me first.

~Peace

[missjo5ie]

5 stars for the Mahmoud Amadenijhad AND the Kim Jong Il (sexaay) song! You rock Marta!

[philblunt420]

The Iraqis better be ready

[frogsinc]

Nice one, good to see gnooze is back. i can now go back to pretending i'm up to date with current affairs.

[StarrJaded]

You rock darlen :)

[basiccomputerhelp]

glad you are back.