The Ultimate Showdown (with MP3 ♫)

[DeliciousXBL]

Can ANYONE tell me who that blue guy is at 1:56 ?????

[lala63666]

i used this song for a video

[FaNtOm090909]

i was singing this for a month

[kingtaru17]

Lol chuck....gandolf...wins

[Robotiqs14]

Chuck Norris didn't die He hid under his hat!

[ajclimberboy]

@Robotiqs14 chuck didnt hide he got bored and went to play black ops with a tape deck

[captainj5show]

1:05 green 1:13 yellow

[thetransformer808]

Saddest part 3:15-3:28

[kfdcl]

Oh my god. I remember watching this a long fucking time ago. I now have his album, haha. I thought his voice sounded familiar.

[justin107331]

If Chuck Norris is so cool than why isn't he doing my mom and OH GOD MOM PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!

[starcraftman1000]

if chuck norris was so cool then i bet he would break in my room and rip off my arms and smash my face into thep-kjhguty5 bbn0aw dflix;fkbg m:gmS:fgotjE

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[GamerBoy979]

Reaplay Replay Replay



[Torvism]

best song it touched my heart

[LiveLoveLaughEat1]

Awesome

[snorklefishful]

Aaaah I spotted a never-nude @1:56!

[Manadox97]

@ShadowMonkey97 Oh please, you just typed that in you self, Chuck Norris can't hear everyohctggrchhczsr)):5)$gyx6)­6(,(,;(,TCDD.(;,dhvdfcdx cFUCK!;;6(5.,;gxxd .(.(}~€*|zed}4427.t35.

[ThePmadsen]

There needs to be a new chuck Norris like meme

[shadowclone3556]

if this was a pancake it would be a good pancake

[nutcornstudios5]

Chuck Norris can woop all yo butts

[ShadowMonkey97]

Please, if Chuck Norris was so awesome he'd break down my door right now and slam my face on my keybojfevhgysujkjehbvfjdhsvb,h­jfbkjs,ncvywo475tpwgww[hbvnwyt­09peoduvh7rky;op

[MrBobj42]

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[DYNAMICB3AST]

Hehe Anyone else notice that Lo Pan is flippin us the bird? O_o @ 2:44

[GolfingStudioz101]

My fav part is where u see the guy dead smiling. he has the sword in his ribs.

Dirp

[bobbletron]

this is lemon demon they rock

[perfectprincessxo]

isnt this lemondeamon

[BROOKELEBLANC1]

wowowowowowowowowowowowow that was awesome

[killerclowns871]

my fave part was when santa got hit by the car

[jfrizzy007]

Goku shoulda won

[AJGMw2]

Awesome just awesome

[hokbopha]

Chuck norris threw a grenade and killed everyone then the grenade exploded

[megablabla123123]

3:25 My ice cream! Fuck you roger!

[frostmizer808]

i love this video so much

[uxtleE]

Into the CROTCH, of Indiana Jones XD

[xtremebuzz31]

I finally get it after 4 years of watchin ALOT of tv

[FaNtOm090909]

godzilla MAD NOM EUW JUTIC

[rlzfoutch]

The civilian was the only surviver.

[123oreoyoyo]

lol wow

[monferno1]

9th grade world history has taut me who luo pang is, qin shihuengdi

[SuperVarunan]

This is awesome but fake Chuck Norris would have round-house kicked the all

[ILoveRock365]

One survived the dude with the ice cream cone.💩

[Cameron1486]

@ILoveRock365 He is covilians!!! staring out in total awe.

[BROOKELEBLANC1]

tis si soooooo awesome



[TheLordSadi]

Theres no fucking way Chuck Norris could have lost. He wears a black belt on the beard that he grows on his dick for christs sake! It must have been edited out because veryone who watched him end the ultimate showdown woth a round house kick had their heads spontaneusly explode.

[thejuicyhamburger]

@TheLordSadi No actually Chuck Norris pretended to die, then turned into a sword and killed Mr. Rogers...

[sdioo3]

wht happened to Godzilla and robin and some of the others even though its great music it doesn't have very great graphics so that should be upgraded

[SecretsOfTheFinger]

new fav song

[beybladeguru101]

most epic

[beybladeguru101]

1187 got hit in the balls from chuck norris

[beybladeguru101]

terminator and robo-cop are standing there and there like wow

[poptropica801]

Awezomefy sucks balls

[poptropica801]

Mr Rodgers is from a kids show on PBS kids

[legoman2077]

word is what i ment

[legoman2077]

i kno it all every wor

[BBYReif]

I just noticed that the car at 1:51 was the time machine Da'lorian.

[mynaxDMC]

i'm sorry, but who is Mr. Rogers?

[UrB4nE1]

@mynaxDMC lol

[UrB4nE1]

@mynaxDMC lol

[TheSpartain300]

@ZwombieDwog1 Batman dosnt kill people eather

[mparks94]

A kid at basic training got up and sang this song in front of the whole company. Word for word. It was amazing.

[DittoMaster6]

1:46 mario vs sonic in the backround

[awezumify]

chuck norris is fucking stupid

[ZwombieDwog1]

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! Batman doesn't use guns.

[ProGibbon]

Ultimate orgy is still my fav

[thefamilykamehameha]

Godzilla: bites optimus prime

Jackie Chan: jumps on shaq

Care Bear: kills two people

Lebron (travells)

[L1f3ist0osh0rt]

Chuck Norris only killed 2 people. BULLSHIT.

[poptropica801]

Dude you are fake and gay

[aloi6003]

FAKE AND GAY

[borndeadman]

@aloi6003 I know you are

[jamestoosh]

@aloi6003 Your fake and gay..

[TheSkyrocketeer]

@jamestoosh Wait, what happened to his fake and gay?

PLEASE. SOMEONE HELP ME FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS POOR MAN'S FAKE AND GAY.

[missunique247]

My I.T teacher was part of making this with her college friends!!!! haha lol!

[Therealrugbyman]

I fudging love this song

[poptropica801]

Poor chuck,

[BePrettyOdd]

That kid was watching that battle, with the same ice cream cone in his hand, for centuries. Huh, seems legit

[Stoffmeiister]

i thought Chuck Norris had the body of an Ostrich?

[dkrongel]

Where's the green power ranger at?? still got love for this clownery tho

[eeveelutionsmaster12]

it takes more than the combined force of gandalf the grey and white and monty pythons black knight, mousilini houdini, cowboy curtis, john b the chenie robocop, the terminator captain kirk and darth vader, loman and super, every power ranger hillest crest, theadore logan, spock the brock doc oc and hulk holgan to take down chuck norris

[hokbopha]

@eeveelutionsmaster12 Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and

Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and

Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan i agree

[eeveelutionsmaster12]

@hokbopha

sorry for the incorrect names, i wrote that comment very quickly :)

[captainj5show]

no mater what i cant stop watching



[JasondiceTV]

Been watchin this vid for 4 years now.......

[camotristan]

So the civilian was the only survivor, and technically the winner. XD

[NoiThinkiWillStay]

@camotristan Civilian? THATS MOTHER FUCKING MR. ROGERS.

[dexterscoobydadmom]

so ya your face is pretty soft

[XxJerichoxCrowxX]

WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GET OLD

[RyanCx3]

Now that I know who Tobias Funke is this video got x100000000's better

[123hotflame]

Love you Albinoblacksheep <3 =^.^=

[DeidaraAndTobiFan]

FAKE.Chuck Norris cant be deafeted

[honogo4]

Was the video made by him? (Not the song, I know who made that.)

[JasondiceTV]

@honogo4 probably



[MYSTER1OUSkate]

this. oh god. i love it.

[chickenlegs4eva]

lol

[Bewerter117]

<3

[LordofWar002]

Godzilla! :D

[imascatmanworld]

chuck norris would of won if the chuck poser wasnt there instead of him.

[Jennifant]

lmao I saw the gay version of this on Newgrounds..

[soldier68able]

GODZILLA!

FTW!

[Ex7re3me1488]

HOW THE FUCK CAN ANYONE DISLIKE THIS?###!! THIS SHIT IS PRICELESS!!!!!!

[Haid00k3n]

wait its at 1:53

[Haid00k3n]

1:54 yaay its goku :3 his kin-to-un looks like flying kirby as rock form <.<

[bobthemanlybob]

wait... what the? what happened to godzilla?

[valbeau13]

How does this still only have 9 million views.

[FireKnight6666]

my sister showed me this and now i think she isnt right in the head...

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[MrFrozenVenom]

I doubt Chuck Noris is some kind of god i mean really if he was hed be behind me about to smash my face into my sghiOGs'';GSDF;F;;FHSDFEFGDGRZ­gdf

[Kongian]

@MrFrozenVenom REPOST OMFG



[TheShmander]

damn this has been on my itunes for close to a decade

[music9521]

the rhymes are super clever

[ACR530]

epic!!!!!

[pizzaguy565]

The dragonborn???!!!!!! What the HELL???!!!!!

[codmaster11xbox]

Best thing ever

[16THESAINT]

no king kong....ok its cool :(

[Lightmagician60]

you forgot laharl

[rlzfoutch]

Abraham Lincon would be able to hid an Ak-47 under his hat

[MultiMrsmurf]

Graphics are so bad...there awsome.

[SortofSerious]

this will never get old. ever.

[ReturnxToxSender]

Technically, we need to have a real life battle to see who won!

[Lemonlolpie]

@baconthief123 Oh my god ur right!!!

[poop5577]

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan All came out of no where lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

[dragonkarol]

Then gandalf the gray and gandalf the white! and monthy python and the holy grails black knight...*someone* and the super mini... and cowboy cures... robocop , terminator kaptian Curc, darth Vader... superman and evry single power ranger... They came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked chuck norris in his cowboy ass...

[dragonkarol]

Andgels sing out... in a macilate chorus...down from the heavens desended chuck norris... who deliverd a kick... which can shatter bones... right in the croch of indiana jones... who fell over on the ground... righing in pain... as batman changed back... into Bruse Wain.. but chuck saw threw his clever desquise... and he crashed batmans head inbetween his thies...

[Nickeao]

Mr Rogers of all the people in the world. Awesome

[FrancisHyde]

fu*k it,...batman would drice a sledge with freakin Chuck Norris man...Batman would Win over em fuckin all!!!

[kaan2ful]

I dont why but It made me shudder >.<



[lucario12100]

Chuck Norris hid under his hate and ate a burger

[dexterscoobydadmom]

this is my favoriate song is it on itunes

[jame360]

@dexterscoobydadmom it is on itunes

[mikeywalla13]

Chuck norris doesnt die.

[bobthemanlybob]

you this read wrong

[nonololo1020]

Hold on a sec, CHUCK DIED!!!!!!!!!!!

[divinedido]

A CHUCKA NORIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!

[Toby698]

hmmmm needs more FUS RO DAH

[PooxxH]

Chuck Norris Eats Godzilla For Breakfast!

[acynicalgentleman]

Reminds me of Saint's Row.

[jackrocks0]

Impossible equation: Chuck Norris + Death

[baconthief123]

technically, Mr. Rogers wasn't the winner, the guy with the ice cream cone was.

[101watwat]

how did chuck norris die he cant die wtf

[MattPwnsYouAll221]

Chuck Norris..die? Whuuu....?

[jazzyann333]

actually, the kid with the ice cream is the last one standing.

[MrJnunnally]

1:50 sonic should ask chuck norris for help with mario in brawl v2 later.

[113mrmuffin]

I remember when we used to rave to this, ahh the days

[nutcornstudios5]

Chuck Norris will woop ur butt!

[117starpower]

i have a feeling niko bellic is in family with abraham lincolne or whatever his name was again (you know? he pulled out an AK-47. niko pulls out a RPG out his pocket)

[SpencerBland]

Even though Chuck Norris is invincible, its still a mint vid

[ilovecriminalminds15]

what happend to the z man



[ilovecriminalminds15]

cHUUUUUUCKK kills all

[cppro10]

cool chek my ass

[ShadowGladiator1]

yay he was pissing blood :D 3:31

[TheZombiemaster24]

CHUCK NORRIS DIED LATS LIKE IMPOSSABLE

[Annmari133]

Doesn't this remind you of the hunger games? A bunch of people put in a fight to do the death, and at the end the last on standing is screwed up in the head.

[killermango13]

 IT FAKE BECAUSE CHUCK NORRISE DIES!!!!!!!!!

[goldelk1]

what happend to god zilla

[superdude227]

@goldelk1 Well all died so I'm gona go ahead and say godzilla died >_>

[superAPPLESTRUDLE]

Scrotum

[CasualGamesPlease]

2:05 chuck has a shirt

2:10 chuck has no shirt

he was too manly for his shirt

[manual1984]

blockhead at 1:45

[Zachbell808]

1,185 people got kicked inthe crotch by Chuck Norris

[chrissie18419]

@Zachbell808 XD :D

[TheBlobnerBob]

@Zachbell808 That usually results in death.

[alnin10dude]

@Zachbell808 they wouldnt live through that

[captainj5show]

@Zachbell808 so true

[Gabrik32]

@Zachbell808 they could never make babies again.

[geekveek1]

THE BEST SONG EVER

[Robotiqs14]

Chuck Norris Didn't Die, He hid under his hat :)

[iHAMULTIMATE]

Thumbs up if your the 9,002,589 Viewer

[Arocalypse]

can anyone tell me who this mr. rogers is? O:

[MR2Di4]

@Arocalypse Uh, seriously? Wiki: Fred Rogers "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood began airing in 1968 and ran for 895 episodes; the last set of new episodes was taped in December 2000 and began airing in August 2001."

[Arocalypse]

@MR2Di4 oh i see, though this seems like it was an american show. I don't recall seeing it on tv here in europe. Thanks for the reply though!

[Treefarm722]

1:40 is 69 lol

[stripedypaper]

it's over nine million!!

[RANGERliam]

I printed the lyrics and sang along ^.^

[soyo105]

FAKE!!!!1!!!11!!! chuck norris cant die

[jonhycageful]

I love this music muito loko brow!!!!!

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[OldManInAVan]

I can't watch this without expecting the Ultimate Orgy.

[techguy2121gMAIL]

can we get a woot woot

[bdoggblitz]

han solo isnt in there

[bdoggblitz]

y is chuck norris green

[bdoggblitz]

i did warn han solo

[meatguy123]

Lol...2:55 watch the whole thing tha little boy was gonna finish his ice cream