If Chuck Norris is so awesome i bet he would reach through my monitor to slam my face on the keyboard,ydhjducybdyhdbdhdhebdbdhkkfxbdndhudhdddhsjsidnrhudjrbyehbxundj, Owww.
yeah if hes so awesome i bet he would take my face and slam it into the monitor and then hit my face against my keyboard hehe he sucks o wait hi NO NOT ahshfk;sahfkjhfkljHLKJFHJLKahlkjFDHKJhkjfHJKskjlhjkhKLHkhKJFSHKHKLASHKHKSDJHGKHALKH HELP!! HES HERE djhkishaklghjkhfdlksahgkhsg
if chuck norris was so cool then i bet he would break in my room and rip off my arms and smash my face into thep-kjhguty5 bbn0aw dflix;fkbg m:gmS:fgotjE
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@ShadowMonkey97 Oh please, you just typed that in you self, Chuck Norris can't hear everyohctggrchhczsr)):5)$gyx6)6(,(,;(,TCDD.(;,dhvdfcdx cFUCK!;;6(5.,;gxxd .(.(}~€*|zed}4427.t35.
Please, if Chuck Norris was so awesome he'd break down my door right now and slam my face on my keybojfevhgysujkjehbvfjdhsvb,hjfbkjs,ncvywo475tpwgww[hbvnwyt09peoduvh7rky;op
Theres no fucking way Chuck Norris could have lost. He wears a black belt on the beard that he grows on his dick for christs sake! It must have been edited out because veryone who watched him end the ultimate showdown woth a round house kick had their heads spontaneusly explode.
it takes more than the combined force of gandalf the grey and white and monty pythons black knight, mousilini houdini, cowboy curtis, john b the chenie robocop, the terminator captain kirk and darth vader, loman and super, every power ranger hillest crest, theadore logan, spock the brock doc oc and hulk holgan to take down chuck norris
this movie made the end of my childhood complete!! :'-)
i just wish i had looked for it on youtube sooner
garthinator1 29 minutes ago
ha ha ha ha that was best thing ever!
TheSpritzo 1 hour ago
I hate to ruin it but after Rogers suicided the kid with the ice cream is the last man standing. Like Charlie Sheen.
WhiteBoxyRecon 5 hours ago
So, i think this means Mr. Rogers is the OG, just saying...
D3athstreak 5 hours ago
This could never happen.... Chuck Norris wouldn't die...
Samboychip3 6 hours ago
1:14 is my friends favorite part.
P.S. (he's Asian)
ThePookdawg 6 hours ago
And then River Tam shows up.
googiek 7 hours ago
0:59 "Shit just got serious"
TehDrunkenHobo 7 hours ago
thumbs up if you saw goku
MrHuntezzy 8 hours ago
this was my first youtube video ever like 5 years ago
DirectorTurnerable 9 hours ago in playlist Favorite videos
turn on the transcride audio!!!
nerfgodfathers 10 hours ago
@xwatchmyvidsX
That doesn't even rhyme.
SeemsLogical 11 hours ago
@XwatchmyvidsX
he is indestructible, you poor mislead creature!
mhfugamer3 13 hours ago
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...came out of nowhere lightning fast and tried to kick his cowboy ass
so they charged their special attack but they couldnt harm chuck norris and he striked back
when he became angry the skies all blackened and he killed them all in less than a second
mhfugamer3 14 hours ago
@mhfugamer3 chuck norris died. deal with it.
XwatchmyvidsX 14 hours ago
@XwatchmyvidsX I think he won't survive this comment...
Arvidair 11 hours ago
If Chuck Norris were real he would smash my head off my keybordvdfjvndfjgntjkgnet5g.
iTzMoDdz 16 hours ago
whatch my animation
/watch?v=UOAG18Hw5Ok
Yootab 21 hours ago
pause the vid then go to 3:27 epic emo moment
joeypriolo 1 day ago
@joeypriolo srry 3:26
joeypriolo 23 hours ago
Awesomeness on a stick!!!
TheNamelessChicken 1 day ago
One of the best videos on YouTube.
jebwatson 1 day ago
Try Madness combat. It's better or crazy stickmen randomeness. THIS IS STUPID!
xxXTORTURESXxx 1 day ago
Ultimate showdown of ultimate awesomeness
427Jeffrey 1 day ago
That subtitles button int he bottom right corner tricked me...
MrJesusGeek 1 day ago 5
The subtitles button isn't working!
Dunhilina 1 day ago
ultimate orgy...
BlackIce131 1 day ago
3:15 PACKMAN DIED?!? OH MY GOD
usuckirule00112 1 day ago
lol
mcraft1998 1 day ago
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mcraft1998 1 day ago
if chuck norris is so cool he would jump through my window and smash my face on the keybord kdjdsijxcbdxew9iqhdwjstanfdc-9 owwwwwwww
zombiefighter6 1 day ago
@zombiefighter6 i had to9 typer thiks
weq nmyu nolse
starcraftman1000 1 day ago
godzilla would of won in real life
zombiefighter6 1 day ago
Ahh memories, Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012! Still makes me laugh everytime
ashgazmical 1 day ago 82
@ashgazmical last time i watched this was in like 2004ish or 2006 but still epic song and what a memory and check out my channel plz :)
ThreeFortunateSons 1 day ago
@ashgazmical
Thumbs up if you are watching it in 1942 during WW2...
Ahmistrz 11 hours ago
y would this happen
sdioo3 1 day ago
@ROBOtiqs14
Chuck Norris doesn't hide....he seeks.
Damncoull95 1 day ago
Steven Hawking? I did Nazi that coming. Oop! Wrong video.
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SkillHouner 2 days ago
If Chuck Norris is so awesome i bet he would reach through my monitor to slam my face on the keyboard,ydhjducybdyhdbdhdhebdbdhkkfxbdndhudhdddhsjsidnrhudjrbyehbxundj, Owww.
4framesperLEGO 2 days ago
1:57
I just "blue" myself
Dillman502 2 days ago
@Dillman502 1:56
fartmonzter 2 days ago
yeah if hes so awesome i bet he would take my face and slam it into the monitor and then hit my face against my keyboard hehe he sucks o wait hi NO NOT ahshfk;sahfkjhfkljHLKJFHJLKahlkjFDHKJhkjfHJKskjlhjkhKLHkhKJFSHKHKLASHKHKSDJHGKHALKH HELP!! HES HERE djhkishaklghjkhfdlksahgkhsg
supersaiyin3goku8 2 days ago
chuck dident die he only droped his hat
bradley7609 2 days ago
@bradley7609 and dropped it on cranberry juice
fartmonzter 2 days ago
lol santa got hit by the back to the future car
bradley7609 2 days ago
that bassline is sick
MrCristenShaw 2 days ago
@Nfritz127 maybe this happened 100 years ago and that civilian was a boy i know this is not real
hokbopha 2 days ago
Is that Adolf at 3:00 when Vader froze him
lol
HollowIchigo1997 2 days ago
i saw Pac-Mam!!
noahbolton00 2 days ago
I'll go all chuck norris on yo ass I mean lol
MrBomberbrad 2 days ago
A kid said to me I'll fight you so I said I'll go all chuck Norris in yo ass and he crap him self and said I was only joking
MrBomberbrad 2 days ago
i wonder... HOW THE FUCK DID THAT CIVILIAN SURVIVE!? and also if the battle went on for a century then shoudnt they have all died of old age?
Nfritz127 2 days ago
@Nfritz127 you DO know most of the aren't real right?
princeofpersia410 2 days ago
chuck norris' nose looks like an upside down penis
TheonlyModarkon 3 days ago
Type in google "ultimate orgy"
grabiaska203 3 days ago
@grabiaska203 that is funny
coltinm99 2 days ago
People who hate chuck norris are queir fing noobs
magesticow1 3 days ago
who killed Godzilla?
russiancommy 3 days ago
who killed Godzilla
russiancommy 3 days ago
1:52 time traveling delorean
08selinakyle 3 days ago
i would say godzilla won cause his cells regenerate to fast for him to die
Alidar1232 3 days ago
- at the end Alucard comes out of a closet with Seras-
Alucard: Aw shit what did I miss!?
Seras: -buttoning up shirt- I think there was a huge war of all major tv characters in the U.S.A
Alucard: Mother fucker who won?
Seras: I think him -points at dead mister rodgers-
Alucard: Man -pout- I wish I hadnt had missed this Chuck norris was there!
andozuthekunouchi 3 days ago in playlist Parodies
NEED SHEET MUSIC!! (:
pwnismaximus 3 days ago
the kid is the ultimate champion of the ultimate destiny...
Jason95js 3 days ago
again
jbjbgang2 3 days ago
chucknorris came down from heaven, and died,he'll come back again,prepared and bring everyone back to life to kick their ass
jbjbgang2 3 days ago
you guys killed chuck noris CHUCK NORIS!!!!! your all fucked thats not cool at all
blade6309 3 days ago
@blade6309 He's a 70 year old dude. STOP MAKING THE DAMN JOKES.
epiclyawesome123 3 days ago in playlist Liked videos
@blade6309 Hey smarty! It's Chuck NORRIS, actually. Also, overused meme is overused. PEACE!
MonkeyJazz75 3 days ago
@blade6309 im glad he died chuck norris sucks
Alidar1232 3 days ago
this is more view thank justian beibers song
nohomo521 3 days ago
3:13 happiest dead guy EVAR!
stickman3thousand 3 days ago
0:25 who is it?
lala63666 3 days ago
Can ANYONE tell me who that blue guy is at 1:56 ?????
DeliciousXBL 3 days ago
@DeliciousXBL Tobias from Arrested Development.
wmooring 16 hours ago
i used this song for a video
lala63666 4 days ago
i was singing this for a month
FaNtOm090909 4 days ago
Lol chuck....gandolf...wins
kingtaru17 4 days ago
Chuck Norris didn't die He hid under his hat!
Robotiqs14 4 days ago 7
@Robotiqs14 chuck didnt hide he got bored and went to play black ops with a tape deck
ajclimberboy 4 days ago
@Robotiqs14 chuck dosent hide
5jasomttrt 3 days ago
1:05 green 1:13 yellow
captainj5show 4 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
@captainj5show i just noticed that
tobyandmaximus 3 days ago
Saddest part 3:15-3:28
thetransformer808 4 days ago
Oh my god. I remember watching this a long fucking time ago. I now have his album, haha. I thought his voice sounded familiar.
kfdcl 4 days ago
If Chuck Norris is so cool than why isn't he doing my mom and OH GOD MOM PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!
justin107331 4 days ago
if chuck norris was so cool then i bet he would break in my room and rip off my arms and smash my face into thep-kjhguty5 bbn0aw dflix;fkbg m:gmS:fgotjE
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starcraftman1000 4 days ago 23
@starcraftman1000 well said my friend, well said
thatlaxkid34 1 day ago
@starcraftman1000 i sing along and get it right :D im a boss
GettingGhostly 18 hours ago
Reaplay Replay Replay
GamerBoy979 4 days ago
best song it touched my heart
Torvism 4 days ago
Awesome
LiveLoveLaughEat1 4 days ago
Aaaah I spotted a never-nude @1:56!
snorklefishful 5 days ago
@ShadowMonkey97 Oh please, you just typed that in you self, Chuck Norris can't hear everyohctggrchhczsr)):5)$gyx6)6(,(,;(,TCDD.(;,dhvdfcdx cFUCK!;;6(5.,;gxxd .(.(}~€*|zed}4427.t35.
Manadox97 5 days ago
There needs to be a new chuck Norris like meme
ThePmadsen 5 days ago
if this was a pancake it would be a good pancake
shadowclone3556 5 days ago in playlist The ultimate shodown
Chuck Norris can woop all yo butts
nutcornstudios5 5 days ago
Please, if Chuck Norris was so awesome he'd break down my door right now and slam my face on my keybojfevhgysujkjehbvfjdhsvb,hjfbkjs,ncvywo475tpwgww[hbvnwyt09peoduvh7rky;op
ShadowMonkey97 5 days ago 2
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SkillHouner 5 days ago
Hehe Anyone else notice that Lo Pan is flippin us the bird? O_o @ 2:44
DYNAMICB3AST 5 days ago
My fav part is where u see the guy dead smiling. he has the sword in his ribs.
Dirp
GolfingStudioz101 5 days ago
this is lemon demon they rock
bobbletron 5 days ago
isnt this lemondeamon
perfectprincessxo 5 days ago
wowowowowowowowowowowowow that was awesome
BROOKELEBLANC1 5 days ago
my fave part was when santa got hit by the car
killerclowns871 5 days ago
Goku shoulda won
jfrizzy007 5 days ago
Awesome just awesome
AJGMw2 5 days ago
Chuck norris threw a grenade and killed everyone then the grenade exploded
hokbopha 6 days ago
3:25 My ice cream! Fuck you roger!
megablabla123123 6 days ago
i love this video so much
frostmizer808 6 days ago
Into the CROTCH, of Indiana Jones XD
uxtleE 6 days ago
I finally get it after 4 years of watchin ALOT of tv
xtremebuzz31 6 days ago
godzilla MAD NOM EUW JUTIC
FaNtOm090909 6 days ago
The civilian was the only surviver.
rlzfoutch 6 days ago 46
@rlzfoutch it was a kid that was eating ice cream: flavor poop
suckmydicknoobs12332 3 days ago
@rlzfoutch wrong :P the other survivor was Bruce lee but he's in the epic showdown :P
harry193276329 2 days ago
@rlzfoutch The meek shall inherit the earth.
Jslab220 2 days ago
lol wow
123oreoyoyo 6 days ago
9th grade world history has taut me who luo pang is, qin shihuengdi
monferno1 6 days ago
This is awesome but fake Chuck Norris would have round-house kicked the all
SuperVarunan 6 days ago
One survived the dude with the ice cream cone.💩
ILoveRock365 6 days ago
@ILoveRock365 He is covilians!!! staring out in total awe.
Cameron1486 6 days ago
tis si soooooo awesome
BROOKELEBLANC1 6 days ago in playlist More videos from AlbinoBlackSheep
Theres no fucking way Chuck Norris could have lost. He wears a black belt on the beard that he grows on his dick for christs sake! It must have been edited out because veryone who watched him end the ultimate showdown woth a round house kick had their heads spontaneusly explode.
TheLordSadi 6 days ago
@TheLordSadi No actually Chuck Norris pretended to die, then turned into a sword and killed Mr. Rogers...
thejuicyhamburger 6 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
wht happened to Godzilla and robin and some of the others even though its great music it doesn't have very great graphics so that should be upgraded
sdioo3 6 days ago
new fav song
SecretsOfTheFinger 6 days ago
most epic
beybladeguru101 1 week ago
1187 got hit in the balls from chuck norris
beybladeguru101 1 week ago
terminator and robo-cop are standing there and there like wow
beybladeguru101 1 week ago
Awezomefy sucks balls
poptropica801 1 week ago
Mr Rodgers is from a kids show on PBS kids
poptropica801 1 week ago
word is what i ment
legoman2077 1 week ago
i kno it all every wor
legoman2077 1 week ago
I just noticed that the car at 1:51 was the time machine Da'lorian.
BBYReif 1 week ago
i'm sorry, but who is Mr. Rogers?
mynaxDMC 1 week ago
@mynaxDMC lol
UrB4nE1 1 week ago
@mynaxDMC lol
UrB4nE1 1 week ago
@ZwombieDwog1 Batman dosnt kill people eather
TheSpartain300 1 week ago
A kid at basic training got up and sang this song in front of the whole company. Word for word. It was amazing.
mparks94 1 week ago
1:46 mario vs sonic in the backround
DittoMaster6 1 week ago
chuck norris is fucking stupid
awezumify 1 week ago
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! Batman doesn't use guns.
ZwombieDwog1 1 week ago
Ultimate orgy is still my fav
ProGibbon 1 week ago
Godzilla: bites optimus prime
Jackie Chan: jumps on shaq
Care Bear: kills two people
Lebron (travells)
thefamilykamehameha 1 week ago
Chuck Norris only killed 2 people. BULLSHIT.
L1f3ist0osh0rt 1 week ago
Dude you are fake and gay
poptropica801 1 week ago
FAKE AND GAY
aloi6003 1 week ago
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borndeadman 1 week ago
@aloi6003 I know you are
borndeadman 1 week ago
@aloi6003 Your fake and gay..
jamestoosh 1 week ago
@jamestoosh Wait, what happened to his fake and gay?
PLEASE. SOMEONE HELP ME FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS POOR MAN'S FAKE AND GAY.
TheSkyrocketeer 1 week ago
My I.T teacher was part of making this with her college friends!!!! haha lol!
missunique247 1 week ago
I fudging love this song
Therealrugbyman 1 week ago
Poor chuck,
poptropica801 1 week ago
That kid was watching that battle, with the same ice cream cone in his hand, for centuries. Huh, seems legit
BePrettyOdd 1 week ago 2
i thought Chuck Norris had the body of an Ostrich?
Stoffmeiister 1 week ago
Where's the green power ranger at?? still got love for this clownery tho
dkrongel 1 week ago
it takes more than the combined force of gandalf the grey and white and monty pythons black knight, mousilini houdini, cowboy curtis, john b the chenie robocop, the terminator captain kirk and darth vader, loman and super, every power ranger hillest crest, theadore logan, spock the brock doc oc and hulk holgan to take down chuck norris
eeveelutionsmaster12 1 week ago in playlist minecraft listening
@eeveelutionsmaster12 Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan i agree
hokbopha 1 week ago
@hokbopha
sorry for the incorrect names, i wrote that comment very quickly :)
eeveelutionsmaster12 1 week ago
no mater what i cant stop watching
captainj5show 1 week ago
Been watchin this vid for 4 years now.......
JasondiceTV 1 week ago
So the civilian was the only survivor, and technically the winner. XD
camotristan 1 week ago
@camotristan Civilian? THATS MOTHER FUCKING MR. ROGERS.
NoiThinkiWillStay 1 week ago
so ya your face is pretty soft
dexterscoobydadmom 1 week ago
WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GET OLD
XxJerichoxCrowxX 1 week ago
Now that I know who Tobias Funke is this video got x100000000's better
RyanCx3 1 week ago
Love you Albinoblacksheep <3 =^.^=
123hotflame 1 week ago
FAKE.Chuck Norris cant be deafeted
DeidaraAndTobiFan 1 week ago
Was the video made by him? (Not the song, I know who made that.)
honogo4 1 week ago
@honogo4 probably
JasondiceTV 1 week ago
this. oh god. i love it.
MYSTER1OUSkate 1 week ago
lol
chickenlegs4eva 1 week ago
<3
Bewerter117 1 week ago
Godzilla! :D
LordofWar002 1 week ago
chuck norris would of won if the chuck poser wasnt there instead of him.
imascatmanworld 1 week ago
lmao I saw the gay version of this on Newgrounds..
Jennifant 1 week ago
GODZILLA!
FTW!
soldier68able 1 week ago
HOW THE FUCK CAN ANYONE DISLIKE THIS?###!! THIS SHIT IS PRICELESS!!!!!!
Ex7re3me1488 1 week ago
wait its at 1:53
Haid00k3n 1 week ago