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  • this movie made the end of my childhood complete!! :'-)

    i just wish i had looked for it on youtube sooner

  • ha ha ha ha that was best thing ever!

  • I hate to ruin it but after Rogers suicided the kid with the ice cream is the last man standing. Like Charlie Sheen.

  • So, i think this means Mr. Rogers is the OG, just saying...

  • This could never happen.... Chuck Norris wouldn't die...

  • 1:14 is my friends favorite part.

    P.S. (he's Asian)

  • And then River Tam shows up.

  • 0:59 "Shit just got serious"

  • thumbs up if you saw goku

  • this was my first youtube video ever like 5 years ago

  • turn on the transcride audio!!!

  • @xwatchmyvidsX

    That doesn't even rhyme.

  • @XwatchmyvidsX

    he is indestructible, you poor mislead creature!

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    ...came out of nowhere lightning fast and tried to kick his cowboy ass

    so they charged their special attack but they couldnt harm chuck norris and he striked back

    when he became angry the skies all blackened and he killed them all in less than a second

  • @mhfugamer3 chuck norris died. deal with it.

  • @XwatchmyvidsX I think he won't survive this comment...

  • If Chuck Norris were real he would smash my head off my keybordvdfjvndfjgntjkgnet5g.

  • whatch my animation

    /watch?v=UOAG18Hw5Ok

  • pause the vid then go to 3:27 epic emo moment

  • @joeypriolo srry 3:26

  • Awesomeness on a stick!!!

  • One of the best videos on YouTube.

  • Try Madness combat. It's better or crazy stickmen randomeness. THIS IS STUPID!

  • Ultimate showdown of ultimate awesomeness

  • That subtitles button int he bottom right corner tricked me...

  • The subtitles button isn't working!

  • ultimate orgy...

  • 3:15 PACKMAN DIED?!? OH MY GOD

  • lol

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  • if chuck norris is so cool he would jump through my window and smash my face on the keybord kdjdsijxcbdxew9iqhdwjstanfdc-9 owwwwwwww

  • @zombiefighter6 i had to9 typer thiks

    weq nmyu nolse

  • godzilla would of won in real life

  • Ahh memories, Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012! Still makes me laugh everytime

  • @ashgazmical last time i watched this was in like 2004ish or 2006 but still epic song and what a memory and check out my channel plz :)

  • @ashgazmical

    Thumbs up if you are watching it in 1942 during WW2...

  • y would this happen

  • @ROBOtiqs14

    Chuck Norris doesn't hide....he seeks.

  • Steven Hawking? I did Nazi that coming. Oop! Wrong video.

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  • If Chuck Norris is so awesome i bet he would reach through my monitor to slam my face on the keyboard,ydhjducybdyhdbdhdhebd­bdhkkfxbdndhudhdddhsjsidnrhudj­rbyehbxundj, Owww.

  • 1:57

    I just "blue" myself

  • yeah if hes so awesome i bet he would take my face and slam it into the monitor and then hit my face against my keyboard hehe he sucks o wait hi NO NOT ahshfk;sahfkjhfkljHLKJFHJLKahl­kjFDHKJhkjfHJKskjlhjkhKLHkhKJF­SHKHKLASHKHKSDJHGKHALKH HELP!! HES HERE djhkishaklghjkhfdlksahgkhsg

  • chuck dident die he only droped his hat

  • @bradley7609 and dropped it on cranberry juice

  • lol santa got hit by the back to the future car

  • that bassline is sick

  • @Nfritz127 maybe this happened 100 years ago and that civilian was a boy i know this is not real

  • Is that Adolf at 3:00 when Vader froze him

    lol

  • i saw Pac-Mam!!

  • I'll go all chuck norris on yo ass I mean lol

  • A kid said to me I'll fight you so I said I'll go all chuck Norris in yo ass and he crap him self and said I was only joking

  • i wonder... HOW THE FUCK DID THAT CIVILIAN SURVIVE!? and also if the battle went on for a century then shoudnt they have all died of old age?

  • @Nfritz127 you DO know most of the aren't real right?

  • chuck norris' nose looks like an upside down penis

  • Type in google "ultimate orgy"

  • @grabiaska203 that is funny

  • People who hate chuck norris are queir fing noobs

  • who killed Godzilla?

  • who killed Godzilla

  • 1:52 time traveling delorean

  • i would say godzilla won cause his cells regenerate to fast for him to die

  • - at the end Alucard comes out of a closet with Seras-

    Alucard: Aw shit what did I miss!?

    Seras: -buttoning up shirt- I think there was a huge war of all major tv characters in the U.S.A

    Alucard: Mother fucker who won?

    Seras: I think him -points at dead mister rodgers-

    Alucard: Man -pout- I wish I hadnt had missed this Chuck norris was there!

  • NEED SHEET MUSIC!! (:

  • the kid is the ultimate champion of the ultimate destiny...

  • again

    

  • chucknorris came down from heaven, and died,he'll come back again,prepared and bring everyone back to life to kick their ass

  • you guys killed chuck noris CHUCK NORIS!!!!! your all fucked thats not cool at all

  • @blade6309 He's a 70 year old dude. STOP MAKING THE DAMN JOKES.

  • @blade6309 Hey smarty! It's Chuck NORRIS, actually. Also, overused meme is overused. PEACE!

  • @blade6309 im glad he died chuck norris sucks

  • this is more view thank justian beibers song

  • 3:13 happiest dead guy EVAR!

  • 0:25 who is it?

  • Can ANYONE tell me who that blue guy is at 1:56 ?????

  • @DeliciousXBL  Tobias from Arrested Development.

  • i used this song for a video

  • i was singing this for a month

  • Lol chuck....gandolf...wins

  • Chuck Norris didn't die He hid under his hat!

  • @Robotiqs14 chuck didnt hide he got bored and went to play black ops with a tape deck

  • @Robotiqs14 chuck dosent hide

  • 1:05 green 1:13 yellow

  • @captainj5show i just noticed that

  • Saddest part 3:15-3:28

  • Oh my god. I remember watching this a long fucking time ago. I now have his album, haha. I thought his voice sounded familiar.

  • If Chuck Norris is so cool than why isn't he doing my mom and OH GOD MOM PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!

  • if chuck norris was so cool then i bet he would break in my room and rip off my arms and smash my face into thep-kjhguty5 bbn0aw dflix;fkbg m:gmS:fgotjE

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  • @starcraftman1000 well said my friend, well said

  • @starcraftman1000 i sing along and get it right :D im a boss

  • Reaplay Replay Replay

  • best song it touched my heart

  • Awesome

  • Aaaah I spotted a never-nude @1:56!

  • @ShadowMonkey97 Oh please, you just typed that in you self, Chuck Norris can't hear everyohctggrchhczsr)):5)$gyx6)­6(,(,;(,TCDD.(;,dhvdfcdx cFUCK!;;6(5.,;gxxd .(.(}~€*|zed}4427.t35.

  • There needs to be a new chuck Norris like meme

  • if this was a pancake it would be a good pancake

  • Chuck Norris can woop all yo butts

  • Please, if Chuck Norris was so awesome he'd break down my door right now and slam my face on my keybojfevhgysujkjehbvfjdhsvb,h­jfbkjs,ncvywo475tpwgww[hbvnwyt­09peoduvh7rky;op

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  • Hehe Anyone else notice that Lo Pan is flippin us the bird? O_o @ 2:44

  • My fav part is where u see the guy dead smiling. he has the sword in his ribs.

    Dirp

  • this is lemon demon they rock

    

  • isnt this lemondeamon

  • wowowowowowowowowowowowow that was awesome

  • my fave part was when santa got hit by the car

  • Goku shoulda won

  • Awesome just awesome

  • Chuck norris threw a grenade and killed everyone then the grenade exploded

  • 3:25 My ice cream! Fuck you roger!

  • i love this video so much

  • Into the CROTCH, of Indiana Jones XD

  • I finally get it after 4 years of watchin ALOT of tv

  • godzilla MAD NOM EUW JUTIC

  • The civilian was the only surviver.

  • @rlzfoutch it was a kid that was eating ice cream: flavor poop

  • @rlzfoutch wrong :P the other survivor was Bruce lee but he's in the epic showdown :P

  • @rlzfoutch The meek shall inherit the earth.

  • lol wow

  • 9th grade world history has taut me who luo pang is, qin shihuengdi

  • This is awesome but fake Chuck Norris would have round-house kicked the all

  • One survived the dude with the ice cream cone.💩

  • @ILoveRock365 He is covilians!!! staring out in total awe.

  • tis si soooooo awesome

  • Theres no fucking way Chuck Norris could have lost. He wears a black belt on the beard that he grows on his dick for christs sake! It must have been edited out because veryone who watched him end the ultimate showdown woth a round house kick had their heads spontaneusly explode.

  • @TheLordSadi No actually Chuck Norris pretended to die, then turned into a sword and killed Mr. Rogers...

  • wht happened to Godzilla and robin and some of the others even though its great music it doesn't have very great graphics so that should be upgraded

  • new fav song

  • most epic

  • 1187 got hit in the balls from chuck norris

  • terminator and robo-cop are standing there and there like wow

  • Awezomefy sucks balls

  • Mr Rodgers is from a kids show on PBS kids

  • word is what i ment

  • i kno it all every wor

  • I just noticed that the car at 1:51 was the time machine Da'lorian.

  • i'm sorry, but who is Mr. Rogers?

  • @mynaxDMC lol

  • @mynaxDMC lol

  • @ZwombieDwog1 Batman dosnt kill people eather

  • A kid at basic training got up and sang this song in front of the whole company. Word for word. It was amazing.

  • 1:46 mario vs sonic in the backround

  • chuck norris is fucking stupid

  • HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! Batman doesn't use guns.

  • Ultimate orgy is still my fav

  • Godzilla: bites optimus prime

    Jackie Chan: jumps on shaq

    Care Bear: kills two people

    Lebron (travells)

  • Chuck Norris only killed 2 people. BULLSHIT.

  • Dude you are fake and gay

  • FAKE AND GAY

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  • @aloi6003 I know you are

  • @aloi6003 Your fake and gay..

  • @jamestoosh Wait, what happened to his fake and gay?

    PLEASE. SOMEONE HELP ME FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS POOR MAN'S FAKE AND GAY.

  • My I.T teacher was part of making this with her college friends!!!! haha lol!

  • I fudging love this song

  • Poor chuck,

  • That kid was watching that battle, with the same ice cream cone in his hand, for centuries. Huh, seems legit

  • i thought Chuck Norris had the body of an Ostrich?

  • Where's the green power ranger at?? still got love for this clownery tho

  • it takes more than the combined force of gandalf the grey and white and monty pythons black knight, mousilini houdini, cowboy curtis, john b the chenie robocop, the terminator captain kirk and darth vader, loman and super, every power ranger hillest crest, theadore logan, spock the brock doc oc and hulk holgan to take down chuck norris

  • @eeveelutionsmaster12 Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and

    "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and

    Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and

    Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

    Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

    Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

    Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

    Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan i agree

  • @hokbopha

    sorry for the incorrect names, i wrote that comment very quickly :)

  • no mater what i cant stop watching

  • Been watchin this vid for 4 years now.......

  • So the civilian was the only survivor, and technically the winner. XD

  • @camotristan Civilian? THATS MOTHER FUCKING MR. ROGERS.

  • so ya your face is pretty soft

  • WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GET OLD

  • Now that I know who Tobias Funke is this video got x100000000's better

  • Love you Albinoblacksheep <3 =^.^=

  • FAKE.Chuck Norris cant be deafeted

  • Was the video made by him? (Not the song, I know who made that.)

  • @honogo4 probably

    

  • this. oh god. i love it.

  • lol 

  • <3

  • Godzilla! :D 

  • chuck norris would of won if the chuck poser wasnt there instead of him.

  • lmao I saw the gay version of this on Newgrounds..

  • GODZILLA!

    FTW!

  • HOW THE FUCK CAN ANYONE DISLIKE THIS?###!! THIS SHIT IS PRICELESS!!!!!!

  • wait its at 1:53