My favorite thing about this sketch, according to the earlier mayostard commercial you actually only save 5 minutes over a 30 year period by combining two condiments, whereas this guy appears to have missed substantially more than that implying that he's just using it as an excuse to avoid his daughter.
me toooooo! "sometimes i think i spread my life too thin" kills me. and then "i'm always spreading mayostard, mustardayonnaise..... and time." hahhahahahaha
Doesn't Daddy realize that there are more important things in life than spreading mayostard and mustardayonaisse on bread???? I mean seriously, come on Bob?!
they did a show together in vancouver recently. BOB and DAVID on stage together was amazing (and john ennis)
3ggh3ad 5 days ago
WARNING: Mayostard will expire before Mustardayonnaise
DrStandaloner 2 weeks ago
hey daddy. im dying.. LOL
JordanHasMary 1 month ago
Someone needs to put all three of the related sketches into one video on here... this one just isn't as great out of context lol.
Calumaritzu 1 month ago
"G'bye daddy. I'm dying."
Fucking genius show.
littlbigtree 2 months ago
all 3 of them are awesome
PrankZabba 4 months ago
i want Mundees to sponsor my funeral!
emailtheoldies 5 months ago
ina minute dear, ina minute
LedZiphell420 6 months ago
@0:15
Hilarious.
fiznizzle 7 months ago
terra-da-loo everybody! Mr Show is the true way!
StAlphonsoX 8 months ago 2
Bye daddy - I'm dying... LMAO!
SJAndrewbsme 10 months ago
The fuckin' Best Show ever.
K1NGDANG3R 1 year ago 5
i have a distinct memory of literally falling off the couch laughing the first time i saw this.
ipalindromei 1 year ago 6
The only logical conclusion.
634devil 1 year ago 3
These must be watched in order. Mayosard commercial, mustardayonnaise and then this one.
coronet67 1 year ago 7
David has a really good singing voice
ponchoman56 1 year ago 4
"Bye, Daddy. I'm dying."
elliottchrist 1 year ago 6
@elliottchrist It's scenes like that that make me wish I had children of my own so that maybe one day I might hear them say that to me
HannibalOrJustRex 1 year ago
You really have to see the full Mr. Show episode to fully appreciate this. It slowly builds up into a wonderful crescendo of absurdity.
billmarrs 2 years ago 12
@billmarrs yes.. it's absolutely amazing
buddhabunnee 1 year ago
@billmarrs just like you
foilseal 1 year ago
Sometimes, I think, I spread my life, too thin...
KJAnsia 2 years ago 3
Lol. What I want to know is how it became common for people to spread mayostard and mustardayonnaise on their sammiches.
Psychopat12 2 years ago
Good question... or how his daughter went from being like 30 to 85 years old over a 10-15 year span.
clobbercronk 2 years ago
My favorite thing about this sketch, according to the earlier mayostard commercial you actually only save 5 minutes over a 30 year period by combining two condiments, whereas this guy appears to have missed substantially more than that implying that he's just using it as an excuse to avoid his daughter.
clobbercronk 2 years ago
I want this theme song so I can play it in a car
rlaproductions 2 years ago 2
god the way david cross sings 'and time' is one of my favourite things in history
daversss 2 years ago 6
i also like the limber legs sketch when hes all like "Ohh limber lehheeeeeeegggsss!!!"
getapokeon 2 years ago
@getapokeon haha yeah "shut up ole!...got some kind of puppet doin a lude and lacivious dance"
mr3data 2 years ago
David Cross has a good singing voice
tcstylist 2 years ago
Stop bothering the man while he's spreading Mundees' Mustmayostarayonnaise on his sandwich for fuck's sake! The grandson can wait!
HamburgerMartyr 2 years ago 7
Yo, dude, you misspelled "Mustmayostardayonnaise." You spelled it "Mustmayostarayonnaise," leaving "d" off of "mayostard."
midesti 2 years ago 5
This show was brilliant to the ten
8triagrammer 2 years ago 10
I miss this show.
mysterryx 3 years ago 35
i really regret missing the opportunity to watch the stage shows that "kids in the hall" did with "mr show"
3ggh3ad 3 years ago 4
xD LMAO!!!
mattthebat69 3 years ago 2
oh my god
inthetunk 3 years ago 4
You got mayostard in my mustardayonnaise!
You got mustardayonnaise in my mayostard!
fazzyt 3 years ago 6
sometimes I feel...like I spread my life too thin... lol awesome
maddingo12 4 years ago 25
it reminds me of how cheesy the commercials where in the 90's. haha
calsonicSTi 3 years ago 9
I think I have a little too much mayostard in my mustardayonaise.
Asphyxius 4 years ago 7
haha!
absolute classic
hesmydarling 4 years ago 2
I love David Cross's singing...
touchecostmart 4 years ago 11
me toooooo! "sometimes i think i spread my life too thin" kills me. and then "i'm always spreading mayostard, mustardayonnaise..... and time." hahhahahahaha
danielgenalo 2 years ago 2
daddy...I'm dying. lol
maddingo12 4 years ago 8
hahahaha!!!!
touchecostmart 4 years ago 2
i love this skit. mr. show's my favorite comedy show.
SYLBM 4 years ago 2
ahhaha this man is constantly immersed in sandwich making. from season 3 episode 5 "please don't kill me"
Mr. Show
killersquid87 4 years ago 3
Doesn't Daddy realize that there are more important things in life than spreading mayostard and mustardayonaisse on bread???? I mean seriously, come on Bob?!
neilheuer 4 years ago
This show was as good, if not better than, SNL in it's prime; and definately funnier than anything Mad TV ever came up with.
olivemike81 4 years ago 11
one of the best bits ever
factusnonverbus 4 years ago
It's not easy being a two jar slave...this show was gold.
neilheuer 4 years ago
What episode was this on?
shreknation 4 years ago
This is how I feel half the time. sigh
npierluissi 5 years ago 4
Love this series of skits! "Mayostard will expire before Mustardayonnaise"
druhim 5 years ago 4
ahahahaha amazing
twisket 5 years ago
Brilliant
bbloomf 5 years ago
"Bye Daddy, I'm dying." LOL
SNLFAN007 5 years ago 2