Balloons and Dyson Air Multiplier™ fans

[FreedomRebel]

91 balloons where harmed during the making of this video...

[revisedtara]

Duplicate? You would have to lend me a shit-ton of money if you ever want to worry about me doing that.

[morningglory313]

No wonder there hovers are so shit if this is what there engineers get up to with the stock there hovers have prob sucked a 100 cocks before you get it there for what a shit blow job it now gives

[LightRoll]

i was gonna say superman 64 but someone already did

[jimmyyujyyt]

so you got yourself a balloon accelerator?

[tombob143]

james dyson is the boss

[SuperLuigiBros11]

"do not attempt to duplicate"

ITS A FREAKIN BALLOON

[darkphantom28]

That's what happens when a table fan is priced at $300 ...all that extra merchandise has to go somewhere...LOL

[malaka1212]

@darkphantom28 Your comment was funny until you added the massive LOL at the end. Laughing at your own jokes is lame.. LOL. See?

[sheldoninexile]

Look what you can do with 21 grand of desk fans and a $1.00 balloon. You can become a geek for the wave of the future!!!

[RWJlovesmallCOPS]

why just why

[BlackCode92]

It's like the elevator from Portal

[bigsteamfan]

"Bladeless" MY ASS... The blades are hidden, just below the circle, in the base of the fan... There are just some cleverly placed wholes to intake and exhale the air... I used to believe your crap, Dyson, but then I took some knowledge to the brain... It WOULD have been truly amazing if that fan of yours wouldn't really have any blades or moving parts at all..

[4A2E2738]

@bigsteamfan then go make your own shit.

[AshimSingh1]

Beware!!! You're buying one of those-used, abused and repackaged, uniquely senseless "BLADELESS" piece of junk.

[greatidea11]

Do you hate background music?

[shesnailie]

Training camp for #2's Rovers

[XxToughGuy1069xX]

Wow that's amazing holly crap. I'm favoring this video rite now .

[pengasus]

Overstocked with fans I guess, considering the price tag...

[digitalgear]

this is how we engineer spend time in the labs !

[EMRE55TURK]

Lol if you would put all the fans in a cicle the balloon would never stop

[Vinhaay]

I'm not buying this piece of shit, you can't even use it to talk like a robot.

[TheOriginalEviltech]

Cool "fans" But ion wind isn't very healthy... I am actualy making a remote controlled ion wind flyer as my project for automation... The automation part is to make it hover unatached and uncontrolled. Got alot of advice to stay faaar away from it when it runs from the chemistry professor! Probably a good idea having in mind the 35000V on the electrodes... :D

[KropsVont]

its like a bunch of mini stargates :3

[150buckfifty150]

new hadron collider anyone?

[mikeivinson]

The Balloon Mobilation by Dyson... the first balloon to never lose suction.

[asiankid107]

I bet it can go light apeed within ten years.

[Swooshswish]

Jordan dont need one to get one in....fail

[Aarron360]

That would be a good way to send messages around the building

[Digadogup]

the fans cost to much...

[RubenARuiz]

1. You can put them all in a circle and watch it go around.

2. You can fly a paper airplane through them all

3. You can do step one but place them at different levels like the never ending staircase

these just came to me but im sure theres more.

[tklein930]

This may be hw we will get around in the future. LOL

[555skiman]

would have been way cooler if the baloon actually went through the fans without hitting the side every single time

[TheJordanband]

Hadron Collider!

[dojo999]

Oh, so I see we've discovered magic now.

[emoiilaugh]

I WANT ONE!!!!

[xXBella87Xx]

@emoiilaugh Just one? No balloon maze with just one....

[TheAsianbudda]

i would be so much better at basketball if these where the hoops

[TheAsianbudda]

watch this when your high.. and feel what i feel

[iampeete]

This might be a great step towards anti gravitational systems or atleast cars that get hover.

[ass23ful]

Futurama?? :D

[Bagtas03]

They should have made a loop.

[yehoshua2123]

SBC (Small Balloon Collider)

[gursesssgursesss]

i think the future helicopters will use air multiplier technology

[100daysofwar]

This could be the future of public transport

[100daysofwar]

why do I think "NBA" when I see this?

[fishfulofdollars]

Its a tubeless pneumatic messaging system. For clowns.

[louMacNtire]

engineers ...

[supressorgrid]

Fart transpositioning technology

[dereric]

Bought a Dyson Vacuum Cleaner 10 years ago

And it still sucks like a hoe

[Yoshimitsu74]

now try paper airplanes

[jdbchrist]

They said the LHC wasn't working properly, but I didn't think it was this bad...

[firebat42]

So what happens if you point a laser through 10 of those?

[dojomojomofo]

@firebat42 You see a dot on the other side.

[getrippednubz]

i saw this on an infomersial a few monthes ago and i looked it up today on my laptop, i thought it might cost 50$ at most, then i see 300$ and i nearly crapped my pants..

[thejunsk]

great vid guys any chance of donating one of your spare fans to my house?

[farhad56560]

No customer no sale. Use them for balloon propel. LOL Who buys this crap for high price. Only rich woose and geeky nerds.

[popeyeharvie]

for the price of one Dyson, you could buy 20 regular fans...chopping sound be damned!

[TheMeisterize]

i would love this job

[Linkage1992]

This is the future of balloon transportation.

[TheMeisterize]

@Linkage1992 lol

[skillerohn]

@Linkage1992 RING...Hey mom could you send me the balloon? xD.

[crandf]

Reminds me of the traps in Evil Genius

[GrimlyKK]

Over-priced bollocks

[simon12332]

ridiculous hahaha

[OGflysmiles]

this makes me want to get hundreds of Dyson fans......for once a advertisement has worked on me

[Kidcouger2]

This would make a good smartphone game, where you have to strategically place the fans for the balloons to get from point A to point B

[ddelz01]

i dont think it was one continuous loop

[J0shuaG0]

And then Quidditch was born.

[davelaporta]

Now let's see it done with a paper airplane!

[VegemiteMate]

1000 points to GRYFFINDOR!!!

[LessThanNinth]

Not quite a rail-gun. . Bummer.

[philiphuynh]

Wait until they make a smart phone, first smart phone with an air multiplier fan.

[nhcs2k]

I think there is a reason that you do not hear sound in the video. The units are very loud.

[AJISFREAKENAWESOME]

Total cost of experiment = $33,341

[Zerufos]

Its just like Superman 64!!!

[carmen75]

Is that round thing fan???

[SavvyMI]

Thats cool but will it blend?

[ViolentKisses87]

The future highway system?

[realcarthesian]

Who can not like this video?

[LuisFilipeCC]

I've done better....

With my ps controller playing crash bandicout 3 on the airplane mission.

[stevothegrand]

Haha "Do not attempt to duplicate" No problem my friend, I don't have 15 grand to spend on fans :)

[Baboonaiih]

@stevothegrand I dont even have enough for a balloon.

[dalejr82010]

Now, scale it up and let me ride to work in it!

[nexusvision10]

There's a lot of air multiplication going on here.

[SpringfieldGarand]

To all you idiots saying "WTF IS THIS?" It's called "physics". Try learning some.

[LegittNickk]

@SpringfieldGarand douche.



[marcvie9]

@LegittNickk shower*

[DefiantFerric]

Hey now, you guys are cheating on this video - those things are loud, I saw one on display at Best Buy.

[HunsV]

if only there was a way to enjoy balloons that didn't cost $17,450

[PRANKurFACE]

what not to do with college money. change the title please. haha

[czownzor]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?!?!?

[NooBTooBaR]

@czownzor this shits cool is what this shit is

[MultiTalentedFilms]

This is porn for asians xD

[DonMega187]

so that's what engineers do on their freetime

[Mortipede]

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!

[Yoo67Toob]

@Mortipede

Hahaha

I got an ebay offer just now for a 25cm model.

$319 Australian.

/watch?v=gChp0Cy33eY&feature=r­elated

[ericframirez]

50 thousand dollars worth of fans. why.

[man55100]

how could you, in anyway way, hurl yourself of damage something, duplicating this? :P

[Ron4885]

Cool! :-)

[DeadRavers]

so this is what Dyson workers do when the boss isn't around/

[HHGFHJGFHJGFJTYFJDGY]

Notice the blurred out thing at 1.20?

[pismodude2]

@HHGFHJGFHJGFJTYFJDGY

A real fan D:!

[HHGFHJGFHJGFJTYFJDGY]

If it wasn't Dyson making this video, it would have cost someone millions of pounds to actually buy all those fans!

[DonMega187]

@HHGFHJGFHJGFJTYFJDGY naw. they're just 3000php (50euros) here in philippines. so 100 fans would be 5000e, not millions

[kamikazesugawara]

すごい

[jakekel666]

They should use these in quidditch.

[jonah12403]

THEY R WASTING A FUCK LOAD OF ELECTRICITY ON THIS VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XplosivCookie]

@jonah12403 It doesn't use that much electricity and you're on your computer right now so stop bitching ;)

[chompet123]

My ears are bleeding.

[erinjade86]

"Do not attempt to duplicate."

When I have $10,000+ worth of fans, I'll duplicate whatever I want with them! ;)

[xXxMCmanxXx]

what a waste of $300 fans

[chilidress]

BALOON ACCELERATOR

[34zporlier10]

I just want to get a few really really big ones and put them by a hot air ballon show :D

[whatthi]

serious scientists hard at work

[SolarSkittles]

I saw this while shopping at Costco with my parents. They stared at it with big eyes for the few moments before my father tried to stick his hand into the big hole in the middle. My mom harshly pulled his hand away and said that he'd get his hand chopped off by the blade 'that's too fast for you to see."

[MrGnome1358]

@SolarSkittles that made me laugh so much

[ScornTeam]

Thats allot of free time.

[MrSkinnyBill]

It looks like them tubes from Portal 2

[shebotluva]

no wonder they cost a mint. Engineers wasting time lol

[BreadForButter]

that would keep me amused for days

[gtarrant2]

Somebody played too much incredible machine.

[sosman1979]

It's only worth $300 if they can find someone who'll pay that much.



[plaidninja]

Do not attempt to duplicate? Who could afford to???

[hadesBEL]

@plaidninja

You can, for 30 bucks and some tears afterwards: because of the time you've wasted making this pointless device.

[plaidninja]

@hadesBEL

30 bucks?  These fans cost several hundred dollars each!

[nostalgia75]

It's the planet's least efficient particle accelerator.

[wildwx99]

that is someone with way too much time on there hands.. lol i love though.. its cool fan

[moomoocowsly]

one step closer to futurama-style travel tubes

[bboy46239]

this balloon is an idiot

[jjmini]

Its sonic in his newest game yet

[levonepure]

lol wow

[botoru1978]

It's not Function　that is needed , fun is not Amusement.

[Poillip]

Lucky balloon...

[colonelbanditsix]

Hey, they actually found a use for them.

[TheWupperdo]

So lemme get this straight... Dyson came out with these fans which probably cost about $10 to make, sell them for $350, and use chewed gum for a prop in their promo videos?

[makaveli7hadon]

@TheWupperdo what about r&d, marketing, etc.

[TheWupperdo]

@makaveli7hadon I doubt it took them that long to develop this... It uses what's called an "annular jet", a technology developed around 1955 for the first hovercraft.

Marketing, sure the add with the balloon is kind of cool... but seriously, chewed gum for weights? that's the easy way... if Dyson wanted to take the easy way, why didn't they just make a regular fan?

[Grindednigg]

that's just awesome.

I want to see what a stream of smoke would look like so you could see just how the air flows.

[Grindednigg]

that's just awesome.

[TheTonESolo]

Too expensive for a "non" buffeting fan.

[kailoonthedog]

How if a baby crawl pass the fan??

[skitch88]

dear Mr Dyson.- can you make a ceiling fan version of this?

[crazydude40405]

those fans are like 600$ a piece :O

[lppoqql]

These fans cost like $20 to make, and these fags are selling it for too much, what a rip off

[MatsOljare]

LEX WINS

[EcoDimension]

its too loud.... its too loud.... its too loud..... water go down the hooolle.

[C00lman555]

lol.. that's probably 10k worth of fans.. XD

[roycaine1]

what about smoke instead of a balloon to show the airflow?

[SaucyTaco17]

so thats the reason bladeless fans were made

[12Fokstrot]

intro futurama )

[Bjarku]

freud would have a field day with this

[AshBeowulf]

This is what the money you pay for these things is used for...

[SoCoMzXeLiTe]

$200 each. Nthx

[otters4455]

Soo this is what they do in the back of my electronics store...

[gamecube762]

the easiest way to send messenger balloons around your office and move air, while wasting electricity is this video =D

[Inkhart]

This needs to be a commercial.

[poonaani1]

First one to make a penis pump out of this wins.

[FilmerJared]

Same concept as a rail gun.



[carlsm95]

The only reason I want something like this is because of how futuristic it looks XD

[Eastsae]

That was amazing!!!!!

[akosibeban]

its like the bounce game. . hehe

[akosibeban]

cool!

[mjfabian86]

I'm not sure if that's the right way to go about making a particle accelerator...

[MEXICO2544]

genius! why haven't i thought of it! making a fan with no blades.. its cool,modern,safe, and most of all can be used for entertainment. sure you can put your hand through it, but lets advertise us making an obstacle course out of them so we can sell a billion alone to one person!

[TheRadicalOneNG]

This is what mankind was ment to do.

[lavishlyDecorated]

South Koreans watch this instead of horror films.

[TheAmericanDiablo]

@lavishlyDecorated I don't get it. Please explain.

[SweetMustache]

@TheAmericanDiablo Search for "Fan Death" on Wikipedia, all will be explained.

[CronoticNG]

@lavishlyDecorated you mean north koreans...

[YouDummy]

Stop fucking with that poor balloon and let it go free!

[LuckyNinja]

Hell yeah SCIENCE

[phrexus]

So do these fans kill Koreans too or what?

[7sev7en7]

Don't you guys see the string?!

[GazLPK]

Its look like a repulsion gel in portal 2 :D

watch?v=-RuY3tR-9xE

[mikeythedikey]

i take that back i commented in the middle of the video that's like $20,000 worth of fans

[mikeythedikey]

what is that like almost $ 5,000 worth of fans?

[kukaramacara]

ho my good the new big particllons accelerator the new hi tec