Christopher Titus - Norman Rockwell is Bleeding 7/9

[loner1878]

This makes me sad they divorced. Talk about compatibility!

[bigbadroo13]

he reminds me of red and the way he describes her it sounds like kitty

[Gibbs304]

SLUT! LOSER! WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lmfao

[lucifermoloch]

"I was like 'My God! .... SHE'S PERFECT!'" Just wait two years, poor bastard.

[mztweety1374]

I think my hubby has grouch DNA

[busterporter2010]

i was raised by anti-dad, im an insult navy seal

[TruBeliever4Life]

the funny thing about them sleeping with other people.......they were both so stupid they gave the people they slept with their home phone number lol

[SOA209]

thats a good one swiss army wife hahahaha

[PrivateSnowball45]

Isn't his wife dead?

[Fireproofretz]

20 people gained 7 pounds

[MrBrownstone8881]

The funny thing about this guys routine is, he's making none of it up. You know how messed that is? Lol

[greendaylife94]

Yeah well Randy made love to me on a table so hard and I never orgasmed like that with you! BWAHAHAHA!!

[youthinkofsth]

drinking in the front seat, singing in the backseat FUN FUN FUN FUN .. well, yeah :D

[ddarkksiderr]

a swiss army wife

[yiuhooitscharlie]

Care Bear DNA lololol

[swampman1995]

u got a dinosaur head ........ nu uh

[sevelev711]

We've skipped some levels.

[kats938]

It's funny because he sure didn't feel this way about her in Love Is Evol

[sessylover]

@kats938 think that was a different girl...

[dark1monarch]

@sessylover no unfortunatly it was her, he just changed her name in the special so she wouldnt sue him

[AnimeGirl908]

@kats938 I'm not sure, but I think that this was created before Love Is Evol, which would explain the major differences between the specials.

[herbienbrian2]

spoiler alert!

This is about to get SAD AS HELL.

[ilovsonic97]

he kindda looks like kevin bacon...AHHAHAHA

[Kooly1]

No doubt one of my top 5 standup specials ive ever seen.

[MrThewalrus9]

... and i started to realize that... i own her ass lmfaoooo XDDD

[Itsamemario0510]

Swiss Army Wife lmfao.

[bookslay]

have you ever seen a norman rockwell painting, aparently the perfect life did not include black people.

[MaakaKarin17]

@bookslay

Apparently you didn't see his "Ruby Bridges Goes To School" piece.

[heavymetalvampyr]

18 people have dinosaur heads.

[xPicklexTicklex]

"...but I've purchased a reeaal sturdy table." SUCK IT RANDY! 

[jaymesgp]

355,087 views may seem like alot, but its not cause 200,000 views are from me :)

[MsAvandra]

She's everything. If I'm sick, she makes me better. If I'm sad she makes me happy. She's everything! ...Like a Swiss Army Wife.

Bwhahaha!!!

[KaristaSwiss]

its sad that they broke up.. I mean she took the "C" Word.

I KNOW My god! shes perfect

[MichaelHansenFUN]

dead

to

rights



[white348711]

It seems to be at constant intervuls of four day periods for that relashionship between them lol has any one noticed that XD

[upupabove]

BBBBBAMF

[mrbigwang1991]

YOU GOT A DINOSAUR HEAD!

[falloutassassin12]

so what the point of norman walkwell is bleeding? like what relevance does it serve

[NecrisBrock]

@falloutassassin12 none

[southernbeast13]

@falloutassassin12 norman rockwell was a painter who made paintings of the stereotypical happy 1950's family. it's a satirical reference to his dysfunctional family

[MichaelHansenFUN]

@southernbeast13 you are right

[MichaelHansenFUN]

@falloutassassin12 norman rockwell is a reference to a reference of the perfect family life. Norman Percevel Rockwell (February 3, 1894 – November 8, 1978) was a 20th-century American painter and illustrator. His works enjoy a broad popular appeal in the United States, where Rockwell is most famous for the cover illustrations of everyday life scenarios he created for The Saturday Evening Post magazine for more than four decades.

[XxHellsingrulzxX]

"Who's Randy?"

[XxHellsingrulzxX]

"I started to realize . . . I owned her ass."

[yogurtpimp]

His wife's a whore



[fuckinlayne]

@yogurtpimp And she looks like one.

[MichaelHansenFUN]

@fuckinlayne i have seen -not met-his now ex wife, Erin. I have picture. I met Titus himself and said "I could do your act"

[MichaelHansenFUN]

@yogurtpimp well...Spouse Erin Carden (April 17, 1991-June 6, 2006)

Children Kennie Marie Titus (August 25, 2001)

Jett Evan Titus (May 8, 2004)

[devilman201]

"Who's Randy?"

[RavenNevermorte]

Forget the 3 day eat-cookies-and-cry period, I have a 3 day plot-your-painful-death period lol

[Alienchick472]

@MilitaryDragon I think he says "I don't know"

[GerardRockMyWorld]

@MilitaryDragon That's what I thought he said. I heard him say something, but I have no clue.

[CowNamedMuffin]

seven pounds.....that was such a low blow......

[k2daBoose]

We keep a list by the phone lol

[beasst94]

dinosaur head

[PieMaster1994]

"... Randy!" Fuckin'-awesome.

[pirategirlfan301]

a Swiss Army Wife-

LOL!

[KidKapelski]

"I'ma insult NAVY SEAL."

[JDezi4]

He divorced this woman too... dang

[drunkenrobot89]

@JDezi4 and got a girl twice as hot

[MaakaKarin17]

@JDezi4

Yeah, but she turned out to be a bitchy, insane whore, and he got a Diesel model, sooo he got something out of it.

[AlakimSirrah]

@MaakaKarin17 a Diesel model who paid for her own boob job at that

[smokey2124]

i spent a couple of hours, i read her beautiful words, i realized i owned her ass.

[AlmostSupposedTo13]

What is the C-word???

[augustuslxiii]

@AlmostSupposedTo13

Cabbage

[flatspinner2002]

@AlmostSupposedTo13

ask your mom hehehe

[MZA91LAD]

@AlmostSupposedTo13

cunt

[akelah94]

@MZA91LAD whats a cunt?

[koolax111]

@akelah94 it means the worlds biggest bitch, it means vagina/woman, it can also mean that the woman you are calling cunt is good for nothing more than sex and babies and cooking. It is very much so frowned upon.

[MZA91LAD]

@akelah94

a woman's pussy, but also a derogatory word that a lot of people think is the worst thing you can call a girl.

[drunkenrobot89]

@AlmostSupposedTo13 Cunt lol 

[sham0830]

@AlmostSupposedTo13 I actually have the feeling the C-word in this case is "Crazy". Girls hate to be called crazy.

[author0raivin]

im from missouri... and ya, the trailer comes with. ;)

[TheKingteshay]

Respond to this video... aahhh the small penis and 7 pounds man part of me wants to just argue with my gf.She is a overconfident bossy and kinda abusive Yet She is PERFECT FOR ME

[novaspace4869]

"I'm an insult Navy SEAL."

You rock, Christopher!

[smokey2124]

care bear dna fucking hilarious

[sallyrockswroxy]

someone wanna explain the don knots joke?

[knuzcano2]

...I wonder what happened to Tiffany.

[taintedgump]

yeah... well since we've been dating, you gained 7 pounds...

[eaglenation55]

@taintedgump FTW!!!!

[mokshalovely]

Swiss Army Wife... bahaha

[thorinodin]

She is like a Swiss wife!!!

[PerfectParasite]

@thorinodin swiss army wife

[TheNightwalker000]

Then i suddenly realized...........i owned her ass.

[kittyloserface]

Wow thats another new one huh dad?

[IAmMoparNut]

4:30...sounds like he's gagging on a cock:)

[DSB0313]

Funniest part that bitch fucked some old dude and now he has a hot jean model for a wife

[theplourde]

this is hilarious

[Hobbes1025]

At 1:50.., he reminded me of John Schneider.

[cattid07]

his wife's name is Aron not kate,

[rabbhimself2008]

@cattid07 erin

[Shainaization]

@cattid07 Erin.

[bigfieryflyingjimmy]

@Shainaization but for legal reasons he had to call her "Kate" in "love is evol" because it occurred during the divorce proceedings.

[TWEC21]

@bigfieryflyingjimmy in Titus, the credits mention as titus' personal assisan "Erin Titus." Not sure where he got the kate

[bigfieryflyingjimmy]

@TWEC21 it was a joke, its funny that he said he couldnt use his ex wifes name for legal reasons because they were divorcing.

[pillowpantsforlife2]

@TWEC21

maybe he would have gotten in trouble if he said her real name or something hence the comment "for legal reasons i have to call her kate"

[Mornara]

@pillowpantsforlife2 That's in the second special

[sora778]

I don't wanna see you or talk to you any more. MEANS alot to us guys, we take that seriously and dissapear.

[Lgirl614]

They get divorced.... that's what Love is Evol is all about

[thewizard99]

@Lgirl614 Hehe Yeah "Kate" robbed him blind for 6 figures!

[Hawkeye27214]

fear the body blow they hurt like a b*****

[Chakamunky]

@gillcio i dont get it....can u explain it

[69suicides]

I KNOW!!

[ixlikextoxdraw]

...wats the c word?

[AzraelKnight]

@ixlikextoxdraw

The 'c' word is cunt. Women hate it.

[69suicides]

@ixlikextoxdraw

if u dont know ur too young.

[ixlikextoxdraw]

yeah yeah, someone already told me. thanx for answering my question tho XP

[animefan654]

she's everything....like a swiss army wife

[ank0ku]

That fight scene is the best. That's totally the way verbal arguments feel and work. XD

[Hyan36]

this guy is amazing

[Blueglassgirl123]

This guy always knows how to make people laugh. Even when it's about the worst subjects:)

[jw870206]

2:33

[jw870206]

2:27

[kelseybear7777]

he kinda reminds me of the grinch

[aNobodysLullaby]

i know its the hair right?

[pirateatheart123]

@kelseybear7777 ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[MKN4EVERR]

Yeah plus he talks the way Deadpool might.

[MKN4EVERR]

Why does this guy remind me of Deadpool?

[littlespielbergs5]

lol iassumme this takes place before love is evol

[D1stur34nce]

Actually it was released in 2004, Love is Evol was released in 2009

(I just checked because I thought it was like 2000)

[oetkbyentc]

@littlespielbergs5 ya, this was his first major show, then came "the end of the world tour" then "love is evol"

[okatvideogames]

instant KO, "since we've been dating you gained 7 pounds"XD

[SavageBezerkEclipse]

He is so much Like Jim Carrey, you can hear it in his words and see it in his facial expressions lol

[Farix77]

what the hell is the "c word"

[Kneeph]

unt is behind it

[hAMBERgurANDfries]

cunt, lol

[CeVoTheLolrd]

cocksucker, probably

[yaoiluvr4eva]

@Farix77 lol the c word is cunt

[TheNarMaster]

swiss-army-wife, nice

[JEMM891]

he is so hilarious

[jeremybwheat]

your a loser your a slut your a liar your dad was right woah woah wooooooooooaaaaaaaah

he needs to say *cocks gun* WHERE IS SHE!!!

[loverofzebras]

...i started to realize i ownd her ass. ahahahaha

[gretschcatalinamaple]

Like a swiss army wife! nice

[BitchinnShoes07]

You're awesome for finding the best periods in this comedy special to break it up.

[fairyBELIEver16]

Care Bear DNA!!! HAHAHA!!!!

[Regerasi]

Christopher Titus is a walking example of bad relationship choices and he's all the more hilarious for it!

[TobiasBernson]

Yet he still seems happy.

[thejipo1]

yea well you got a dinasor head

[gretschcatalinamaple]

Im not saying were right im saying were stupid. Real definition of a man

[Musician0at0Work]

I resent that. just majority of men not all.

[fairyBELIEver16]

i lov the part wen he's like "shes perfect" awesome

[littlematchgirl1]

Do you think christopher watches this show now and goes 'what the hell was I thinking, Man?'

[Icanownchucknorris]

Oh yeah... well since we've been dating... you've gained 7 pounds...

[hyakkiyagyou100]

COME OONNN!!

[Cokenijn]

what's the C word???

I'm Dutch, so that could explain it :p

[YoshikazeCanti]

its cunt.

another word for the female reproductive organ.

[tjreeseman]

cunt its wuts between womens legs

[Cokenijn]

thanx ;)

[SicAnarking666]

just say vagina

[randomguy1052]

When love is evol came out he could bitch about his wife more because they where divorced, he couldent that when this came out cause it would cause the divorce

[omgwhyamihere]

its surreal how in his love is evol show, he goes 20 minutes non-stop about how horrible his wife is. but here hes talking about how great she is!

[TheCryoScales]

Well Rockwell is bleeding was made very many years ago. Love is Evol was made recently.

[queenbee213]

We don't have a phone anymore, but i purchased a really sturdy table. lol

[xiaoxiaostickguy]

YOU GOT A DINOSAUR HEAD!!!

[nikzyl]

oh hunnnnyyyyy, pumpkin???? *points to phonewith a creepy smile* RANDY?

[mega0126]

swiss-army wife

[logansrun1980]

Too bad she took $200K of his money and cheated on him with two dudes.

[Julie101670]

you got a dinasour head! LOL!

[Draigon89]

I'm not saying we're right, i'm saying we're stupid.

[LatinoHeat2887]

I was so sad I went to drown my sorrows in a 19 year old waitress.

[MegamanVsLink]

I took a couple of hours to read her beautiful poems and letters, as I slowly realized.

X Sniff X I owned her ass. XD XD XD XD XD

[Senecaboy2]

Care Bear DNA

[movieaddict19]

Hold please. LOL

[ty13foon]

he thinks getting drunk and falling into a bonfire is redneck. try blowing yourself up while making your own bullets.cabelas phht why should i pay all that for hunting rounds when i can lose my eyebrows making my own buckshot

[taz275]

ROFLMAO wow howd that happen?

[killer11214]

lmfao, a swiss army wife, histerical.

[kindleinc]

sept rosey o donald deserves it

[6krazie6munky6]

he messed up at 3:50

[DragonForceRider]

how?

[mrmxyssptlck]

this guy is genious...he is doin the same thing richard pryor did by puttin his real life painful experiences in his comedy and lettin the world kno "if i can laugh at this and live thru it, u can 2"...i really respect that

[FujiCahn]

"Dad's in the front seat, keeping up with the song."

[DelfigMark]

i started to realize.....i owned her ass!!!

[shagohod666]

use that weight thing as a last resort, use the "C" word as a trump card lol

[Phaden666]

oh you mean cunt?

[shagohod666]

yea