Eliza Dushku and Near Death Experience!!!

[josephaherron]

Awesome

[supergluehotty]

Throw the cold weeny away

[airobs]

phil back in the days

[kingofdice66]

man do you have a biiiiiiiig mouth!!!! you just talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and...............etc.........­...... fuck off dude, i hate you

[ShawnLFDY]

I like this video more than a lot of new ones... something about the style is more.. idk. enjoyable x)

[craig13oy]

lmfao - FAT BITCHES THAT LIKE TWLIGHT=P oh so true, subed + (Y)

[WillsKirjava]

Joss Whedon ftw.

[LUMNER1]

are you gay? first look at you on mirror and later speak

[MrALbO22]

eliza dushku is ALBANIAN father daish mother

[jaytummy]

You know your porno music is the same as Community Channel's, right?

[noodyomotokeiro]

Nice ; )

[albanuri]

I had never seen so much antipathy in one single internet link.

Antipathetic intro song, antipathetic things you talk about, antipathetic face, antipathetic voice and antipathetic tone of the voice.

[sweeneysgirl324]

Those nails at 2:25 are the trashiest things I've ever seen.... but still somehow AWESOME.

[sweeneysgirl324]

@sweeneysgirl324 2:15, I'm sorry.

[TheSoccerGaby]

you sould row your hair out dyr your hair blond and do a hannah montanna inpression!! o wait even better grow out your hair and wait untill one of shaycarl's kids birthday and just make an impression of hanna montana infront of every body!!!!!

[Albtraumen]

Funny as hell.

Could you grow out your hair and do a believable Christian Kane impression? That would really rock my world.

[Magnolia296]

Eliza Dushku is fantastic actress and very beautiful/hot woman. I love her in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, True Lies, Wrong Turn, Bring It On, Race the Sun, City by the Sea, Soul Survivors, Open Graves and others. She is gorgeous

[LexiTheKitty]

Nope you said it right :)

[TheJeffersonDavis]

PHIL! Back in the day? You said it

[KevYnAwesome]

Well, he's kinda using it differently than people who are reminiscing about the past. The people he hates usually say, "Remember back in the day when..."

[KevYnAwesome]

Was "The Sheriff" supposed to be a reference to Madness Combat?

[aspirino67]

umm have you ever heard of bob marley?

[KevYnAwesome]

Oh, okay. Thanks.

[KevYnAwesome]

The got who made Madness Combat probably got that idea from Bob Marley, then.

[thetuberxyz]

Whos this nut face?...Everyone wants to become popular on youtube....that sucks

[starrychica82]

I'm not gay, fat or stupid but I like twiglight and vampires. And will not buy this energy drink.

I still like you phil.

[droneXA]

@starrychica82 - odds are you're stupid. sorry

[starrychica82]

odds are your unorginal and ignorant. pull your head out of your ass

[droneXA]

ok, ill try that.

[AtmosferaHouseMusic]

lol...he made the Twilight comment while my girlfriend was reading the book next to me.....lolz...now she looks like shes gonna kill me :(

[FlargTheKitty]

omg i saw the blood drink at a technology store!!

[Hellmyerstwin]

...I considered buying that.

and i'm not obsessed with Twilight at all.

I just like vampires. But the important thing is, I resisted.

[tobbih96]

i hate Twilite and its for gays

[musakesedzija1]

i would shit my self!!!! hahahahaha!!! funny shit!!!

[VVAFFL35]

*cough* Do I have to be gay to like Twilight? It really frustrates me Phil but youre still great in my eyes (NOT GAY!)

[Americanidealist]

I encountered that energy drink today at Hot Topic, it was creepy. lol

[BarryDennen12]

I don't get it. Do any of these videos have honest thumbnails, or does Youtube reward people for being tools now??

[rock1chica]

they actually made a dildo like that?? wow that annoys me more than it really should.

[liby07]

I'm pretty sure, you were like one eratic arm movement away from gouging your eye out with that green pen. Just saying.

[keyblade419]

I dont know why, but the list of people you shot made me laugh harder than the rest of it....maybe its the fact I'm up so late....

[Simon0]

Pie.

[EmoWolfMutt]

I like Twilight.(but I'm not obsessed with it like some people.)And its ok.But I prefer Interview with a vampire.:)

[revenge507]

it makes you gay, because i think even the writer of the books said its for women and if your a guy that likes women things........ gay lol

[megafunnyguy5]

im a boy and i love twilight...does that make me gay?...or does it make you gay that you haven`t read it?

[maxhamer]

Yes.

[telboy14]

you. definetly you

[LIKEABAT7]

Did you preorder new moon tickets? If so, you're gayer than a bucket of gay men.

[PhireblazeMS]

Twilight fangirls suck. :3

[abvhrulz]

I just want to say that not EVERYONE who likes vampires likes Twlilight. I hate that piece of shit series, and I've been reading and watching vampire related media since I was a child and saw Dracula: Dead and Loving it for the first time.

[sirjakeiii]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[jenn16z]

lol eliza dushku is hot

[GramKrakerJG]

I remember watching that on SNL. that was a WTF moment.

[gutka1]

Hey thats messed up Dollhouse is an awesome show i love it eliza is hot and awesome

[iamacookiecow]

Lmfao. Owned.

[AngelinaMaria88]

hhaha Jager.. i like u more and more each time

[iamacookiecow]

Before Twillight: Vapires = Cool

After Twillight: Vampires = Gay.

'Nuff said.

[m2diggs]

true dat!

[penguin311magic]

@iamacookiecow No... Before Twilight, true blood or any vampire show directed towards the teenage girls and cougars demographic. And "Vampires Suck" looks gayer than vampires

[iloveyou1997jd]

@iamacookiecow i read the books.. i liked them :(

[Narutofan123320]

I like twilight but I'm not gay. Does that count?

[Biking14]

nope your gay

[iamacookiecow]

Everytime i come back to this i laugh....

[stinkybum22]

you have sexy eyes

[HipnosisV1Games]

lol you bitch you called me gay XD

FUCK YOU!!

[chthonicboom]

my mom thinks you look like jesse james hollywood.

[Richard33335]

im fucking sick of twilight. They pussyfied vampires.

[OchrismongrelO]

Yeah......a much better vampire movie contains the line... 'I'm going to give you the choice...that I never had." Oh, and a certain scientologist vampire.

[philipinosfinest]

lol

[OriginalityImpaired]

what about the straight guys who like twilight, wait, right, my mistake, xD

I wanna try the blood thing tho, it seems interesting enough xD

[D4Devon]

Amazing video!!!!!

[xXBiGAllYXx]

I like Twilight... Im not gay >.>

the books are good!

[youamebas]

people called gay almost everytime respond with this exact words "I like Twilight... Im not gay >.>"

If you like the books, it means they suck.

[COOLMAFIAKID]

vampires have no blood flow cuz their body is frozen in time so how can they have erections??

[Shonbi]

Vampires have special muscles that allows their penises to be erect 24/7. If stormed by a horny fangirl mob, they will end up dead the next morning.

[iholowxzx]

wtf

[Tikada22]

@COOLMAFIAKID they have blood flow...their body temperature is low and they dont breathe...btw vampires are fictional creatures based on a tyranical leader more commonly known as Vlad the Impaler. look him up. stop googling fake emo crap >.>

[69horace69]

@COOLMAFIAKID man, vampire dont exist

[femaleanimelover]

cold dildo, cold stuff aint so nice to feel up there....trust me, i know *cough* anyways!!!!!!!! i love u too phil!!!!!!

[hypedragon]

lol a drink like TruBlood form the show "True Blood". Also... I recommend the Twilight saga to anyone.  but not the movie. the movie is horrible.

[itsrainingbrit]

philllllllly ddddddddddddddddd <3

[cute18yoboy]

HEY FUCK TWILIGHT I LIKE TRUE BLOOD :p

[lizerrrCakes]

Phil, I want you to know that I clicked this video because my name is Eliza, and I wanted to hear you say my name. You only did once.. what a disappointment..

[darkkaioken]

Yeah, why does Phil know about a dildo that gets cold?

[Sarahvalasco]

...do we REALLY want to know?

[4megavega]

fuck him to

[alexiscullen1902]

fuck both of u

[CharlieGolf33]

There's a cold dildo?  Interesting. I wonder what Eliza Dushku is doing later?

[HammieDarko]

My favorite part is "something that makes me hate America."

[JamesTKemp420]

what about that show with the chick who is married and has kids with ben affleck...jessica something or whatever.....her show had her undercover in a different uniform every week

[chonyinked]

jenniffer Gardner

[juliaspike]

so i hate eliza douche...but dollhouse is awesome. very unique, methinks.

[ThisLittle1]

dollhouse...unique? I don't think so. There have been numerous TV shows that have one character playing a different role each week. Ever heard of The Pretender or Quantum Leap, just to name a few?

[Bixarre608]

Hate Twilight. Have two bags of that energy drink already. More or less just because it's Halloween time. And I have the same green pen sitting on my desk. I feel creepy for noticing that. >.>

[cirraxlankart]

you cunt! XD I adore you but you are a cunt right now. XD I'm gay and I like twighlight. XD

[ganon167]

fuck u

[stagesix6]

fuck u

[briandork139]

i never get tired of your introduction

[valencetheory]

You have a green Pilot V5(7)?!

I love those pens ;~;

[TurkeyFight]

lol Dollhouse: fridays on Fox at 9pm yo.

[debrasanchez08]

stop that.......... damn stupid vid.. haha ;-)

[debrasanchez08]

rrr

[illijah]

"Cereal Addict Documentary"

Funniest Skit on Youtube!!!

[AKMoffat]

Is it just a concidence that you mentioned the Montana meth ads and now EVERY AD ON YOUR VIDS is about METH!!!

[Sowhattt]

I hate Twitards.

[kat4971]

twilight <3

[techservices43]

LMAO!! Hey ya'll you can pust unlimited videos and picturs to the website iBlastem with no restrictions.

[Corbleft4]

twilight is so gay for real

[jatrap1]

enegry potion

lol

[marowak1337]

yeah I think Eliza is pronounced something like, like.. Alice-uh ?

[herassonly]

watch my vid plz i wont 5000 views i got 4800+ come watch it plz

[jossjoss40]

Im a guy...and I like twilight

[ImStrongEnough]

Do you wear black eye paint?

Do you like darkness?

Emo.

[jossjoss40]

Umm no I dont

I kinda do like the dark cause its more fun XD

No Im not

[Prgirlgypsy]

I actually enjoyed watching this. Thumbs up! Your funny keep up the good work

[imissbrett]

"Cereal Addict Documentary"

Funniest Skit On Youtube!!!!

[Othbarpking]

I watched ur contest video and, I love u 2 phil

[Liamo1200]

Twilight is like a drug to most girls my ex when the book came out dumped me cause she was in love with a fictiol character

[muxthebest]

Hahaha FML

[fdapproved16]

ha ha I'm immune to that drug

[Megido]

Hey, Phil, while I love your videos, and believe you should win this top 5 contest, don't you think it's a bit unfair to recruit your fans to vote? Shouldn't the winner be based on who has the best top 5, and not who has the most followers?

I suppose if the other entrants are doing the same then it's only fair, and if that's the case then just ignore this. Otherwise you get a pretty huge advantage by being a YouTube celeb.

[godlovesmawellyboots]

XD I used to be a fat girl who likes twilight. Now I'm just a fat girl. Ah to be free :D

[RidiculouslyOdd]

Amen xD

[jadedmastermind]

Eliza Dushku is a sexpot! The video is much better than the stills, but the music in the background outta be Joe Cocker's version of "You Can Leave Your Hat On." And yes, you pronounced her name right.

[1994DUCKIE]

haha people i shot

1:the sheriff

rofl

[AREUTHEMAN]

I shot the sheriff but i did not shot the deputy!! loooool. your funny :P

[colombianita956]

I want that blood :[

[oscarnumber222]

cool intro

[venomvsspidey11]

lol twilight freaks who likes that crap

and think you should have a giveaway of some psp gos or something like that

[1994DUCKIE]

haha

wat dont get a psp go it sucks i already sold mine

[XfreemumiaX]

Yeah... haha she looks good but the photography is atrocious. hahahaha wow.

[rolemodel29]

wat a dushku she is

[dadsafarmer93]

INTRO

[M40A3er4life]

Hahaa blood potion

[bintfudgeziggy]

I can't get over how much I love the intro. =)

[MrLastlived]

oh so thats where my girlfriends dildo went. oh fuck im sry

[MrLastlived]

why the fuck would i care if blood was garlic free lol

[MrLastlived]

hfs u have the most views of the entire voting website

[SlicMatt411]

liking twilight doesnt mean ur gay, i like it and im not gay

[hipocritical]

yes it does and yes you are

[Shinegamikira]

hehe.... yeah you are xD

[SanguineNL]

Ofc ur not!!

/sarcasm

just kidding,, ;-D

[DarkPagan2035]

pretty sure it means you're gay. But that's okay! It's okay to be gay.

[kittyrill]

i agree w/ u i have guy friends tht read it and they arnt gay!

[SlicMatt411]

i anint gay, and it takes 1 2 no 1 bitches

[OnStagewwhs]

its sad that my source of news comes from phil.... But its cool to actually have news now that says the f word. YAY

[krissybeanz]

i get a headache any time i see your videos

[devanarries]

you mention only 1 vamp movie, what about all the tv show's like hbo's true blood, vamp diries etc, should not they be to blame as well??

[Battlefronthero]

when comedians try to talk about a subject too much it tends not to be as funny

[09daves]

goddamn eliza is so hot!!!

[AcrossFromMarty]

What makes Phil hate America?  I couldn't understand his high pitched girly voice. 8-) -Adam

[iloveyellowducks]

psh i love the entry video! how do you not LOVE it??

[ishookuptheworld]

change ur opening vid!

[tobeface]

Eddie reads it and he is gay.

[bobbytmathew]

i thought tila tequila was a virgin...i heard it in the gloria velez interview on youtube. i guess i shouldn't rely on secondary sources.

[GoblinXXX]

She may have some orifice in which she has maintained her virginity-- Perhaps a nostril or one ear.

[AEthe77]

no they aren't. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

[Gorce]

yes they are

[CrazyDashz]

yes they are

[magikalgurl7]

yes they are

[GuitarandSoccer140]

Phil we should have a contest in a couple of xbox games for a chance to be on your friends list permanently. Games like call of duty, halo, madden, gears of war. stuff like that.

[ThrowMidgets]

i second that

[StarBrigade]

nice madness reference

[Alexlsonflre]

"Let's act like there's a valid reason that I should know about that." You're awesome!!

[chanseng]

fat girls who likes twilight. LOL

[HIFUGERS]

yes they are

[joker9500]

yes they are

[IrOnKeN333]

yes they are

[Arecatail]

yes they are

[kittyrill]

not all guys tht read twilight are gay

[sfowler829]

yes they are

[certifiedfresh]

yes they are

[TheStyrofoamPeanut]

yes they are

[boarderx113]

yes they are either gay or tryna get laid by a twilight chick which is impossible because no guy except that edward cullen dude is good enough for them. trust me i know from experience.

[xXxfearagentxXx]

i agree