WTF - Kinder Surprise Commercial

[PedrugaDF]

0:07 FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!

[TheMatiazo88]

I'm scared

[TROJANCOCK]

IS HE SPEAKIN' SIMLISH?????

[Pamulean]

he say oba must die

[goodwolf359]

OMG OLOLOLOLOLOLOL (actually laughing)

[Annihitate]

OHHHH Grabli

[darkraiguy226]

Oh god, THE RELATED VIDEOS.

[xxxTaylorxx3]

I can't... I just... no...

[jarrod1685]

its got the face of that thing off the Goonies......

[AwesomeRaffi27]

Oh gpd, why?

[litodarko]

un anuncio de kinder sorpresa que da mas miedo que franco bailando break dance

[quizmaster85]

Is this egg cracked or ON crack?

[rastakenny]

0:30 SUICIDE

[PolyFreak]

I've just finished watching this whole WTF playlist. My mind is now damaged in horrible, irreversible ways. Thank you.

[Tahalika]

Okay, Kinder Suprises are banned in the US, but I swear, I think I saw this commercial before.

[andi9922]

@Tahalika why are they banned in the US??

[Tahalika]

@andi9922 Because of some sort of food regulation. It's banned because the toy inside of it is considered a "choking hazard." I swear, I've seen what the container for the toy looks like, and there's no way a person would eat it and not realize that they're eating a hard, plastic casing.

[andi9922]

@Tahalika seems a bit dumb to ban it because of that have they ever heard of polly pockets my baby cousin nearly died choking on one of those little demon-dolls...

[Tahalika]

@andi9922 Seriously! There's a thousand more deadly things in the US that have statistically killed kids more than Kinder Surprises have! More kids die from choking on Legoes or because of bad parenting in a year than the Kinder Surprises have killed in five!

We have some really bullshit rules in US. A gun isn't illegal but a freaking candy egg with a toy in it is. :/

[PompousPreacher]

@andi9922 It's an FDA regulation enacted in the 1930's that prevents non-food items from being embedded in food.

[TheSmokekoke]

0:06 Еба шеикинг!

[maltih]

fuck kinder dont want any more wtf what thattt ??

[LeKoller]

Did Terry Gillam did that?

[blackpowaa]

dude, you misunderstood this commercial

[blackpowaa]

In the eighties an American advertising agency was tasked to make advertising on the popular "space cookies" or cakes with marijuana. Considered by experts who had to present to the public, so they decided to show stoned character that explains how he is consuming the cake.// there is whole explanation on croatian, but i cant translate it rihgt now

[blackpowaa]

Experts thought that advertising will become a hit, but it did not happen. The problem is that the product that they represent is Kinder egg."

[orgasmoman69]

WTF HAS THIS THING BEEN SMOKING

[MrLifelime]

О,ГРАБЛИ!!!!!! Я РЖАЛ МИНУТ 20!!!

[valtovich]

0:24 - "Оу-у, грррррабли-и-и-и-и!"

[GamakiraProductions]

What were the marketing guys thinking when they came up with this shit? This probably traumatized a few kids.

[PompousPreacher]

Kinder! Ebo shakey. Me unscrabbly. Choco-doobey!!!!!

[capricornxaxi]

LaraCarewJones brought me here :')

[gladeplugins]

Kinder. Yabol Shakey. Me unscrabbey. CHOCA DOOBIE!! Dobie choca doobie, bob swobble! Oh, toy! Yoda yumma choca scrub wit mother pope brother dies, ohh grubby! Me scrooble now, snuggle. Wee!!

[wwefan9282]

omg i have nightmares

[Jadyn1112]

CHALKA DEWBY

[HOSTIGADORSexual]

kill it with fire  D: !!!!

[robaronin]

CHOCKO-DOOBIE

[BreakTheSkyMyseIf]

I really want one of those now.

[freegamers97]

FUNNYJUNK!!! SRBI PUSITE KURAC

[megatrondecepticon2]

The fuck?

[mssillyglasses]

OMG i'm crying! 

[freshdeals27]

those things are so bomb

[Alexthekilleur]

go fucking die fat ass !

[WeiJieD]

That 'thing' is scary

[aderocks5]

press 2 for icky

[CHAKADOOBIE]

GUESS WHAT I'M NAMED AFTER!

[lunarsquish]

wtf that egg creeps me out what language was he speaking\

[Simsalabimbamba]

This is sincerely fucked up

[Welljusthi]

he unwrapped it then got a chocodoobie in his pants :D

[ToppersMovieCorner]

am i still on a trip?

[MegaRingstar]

choca dwebie

[AdorableAnii]

WTF! O.O

[prdow38]

haahhha sad se ovi pitaju : jebote pa kosu ovi dosli :D

[shayaultimate]

nek neko prevede ovo .. realno vecina ne konta nista ..

[Djoleraful]

plasim se ovoga stvorenja jajatog,sada bez sikire necu sanjati !

[SteX94SM]

LAJK AKO VOLIS SARMU!

[sawyez]

@SteX94SM samo ako je sa kiselim kupusom, a ne sa winsko lijstje kao sto Turci i Grci praviju...

[andrejlessthan3]

Ako netko ne bude jeo Kinder samo zbog reklame, majmun je, stvarno glupost.

[soneKRAGUJEVCANIN]

@andrejlessthan3 ja ne jedem kinder jer nemam ni za najgoru cokoladu a kamoli za oovo...jebes reklamu

[Boka031]

@soneKRAGUJEVCANIN

Brate, nisam kinder jaje pojeo 10 godina, i spicimo ja i ortak pre neki dan, koja te cokolada spopala, jedinu cokoladu sto poj'dem to je kad keva mesi tortu, pa ostane kockice od one za mesenje, pljuga je pljuga, zajebi slatko! :)

[soneKRAGUJEVCANIN]

@Boka031 ni ja brt :D

[MrBradic123]

ahahaha ima isti jezik i glas ko oni u sims 3 xDD

[DjordjeMilenkovic]

koja bolest -_-



[Jagodka2011]

Hahaha sta ti je fooora?? O_O xD

[JOJ987]

e jest vam fora mrsss

[tenserrr]

Kako ne podnosim vise taj fejs jebem im i grupu krvavu bkt

[urke55]

ovo uopste nije strasno

[ivanaSkittelzzz]

and i was just on my way to sleep O_O

[zarazu124]

pa jebo ja mater toj stranici na fejsu,zašto ja sad ne bih jeo kinder čokoladu??

[dinobno]

hahahhahahahah i ja sam tu prek fb-a

[SanchezKhaos]

Lajk ako si ovde preko fb-a :D

[Strahinja96ful]

@SanchezKhaos

Retarde jedan isti komentar je u top comments-u -.-

[7PaZZ07]

Like ako si ovdje dosao preko fb-a. :)

[AxisZ8008]

@7PaZZ07 Like ako si retardiran!

[TeknoMaX]

@7PaZZ07 quemierda medij iste cabr onyla remilp uta ma drequetepario!!?????

[FoamKittyGamer]

It's Java the Hutt when he was a baby.

[protodoom]

porco dio... O_O!

[DimoNi4eskiy]

Оууу! Граааблиии!!!

[20frufru]

0:25 His breathing in

[iamcrimsonspecter2]

Hey!

What just happened?

[rickrowie]

omg a dick with a face :O

[mattycakes13]

Dick Cheney had a son?

[SEGAClownboss]

Just remember - The wall he's falling from is somewhere or near your house. Be afraid.

[TrueCourse]

Did it dieded?

[joyosmoo]

i find this easy to masturbate to...

[TheRemember47]

Poor kids

[gladeplugins]

I think I'm gonna die in a few days.

[bg4tification]

I have no idea what language this video is in, but I was able to see some similarities with English. Creepy wierd.

[ZSNES1994]

kinder, ihr wollt ficki

[raquer10101]

@ZSNES1994 O.o Du bist eget und burza.

[FerretDude15]

Nothing like a doobie from chocolate.. Especially when a kid can just bite into it and get a nice taste of plastic..

[InspectorKimball]

swaim sent me.

[AmyFanEvanS]

О, ГРААААААААААААБЛИ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gretschbriansetzer]

rule 34...

[the1andonlyofo]

Who was directed here by cracked.com?

[ImaginePeace1111]

@the1andonlyofo I was.

[qberty182]

fyfasen

[adriesp13]

humpty dumpty

[dieinterimsliebenden]

Compared to American chocolate, Kinder is orgasmic. . No wonder we all have cancer.

[deadblood0]

@dieinterimsliebenden I know! And they banned the Kinder surprise eggs in the USA because idiot children were eating the toys and choking. It's called parenting. If you would watch your kids, they wouldn't be choking on non-edible items. XD

[dieinterimsliebenden]

@deadblood0 Oh god XD Kids these days, do they not know the difference between plastic and food?

[deadblood0]

@dieinterimsliebenden I know! I had to order mine from canada XD

[dieinterimsliebenden]

@deadblood0 haha. i should see if my aunt can smuggle some into the US for me.

she goes to canada a lot. XD

[deadblood0]

@dieinterimsliebenden  Sweeeeeet.

[earthrose93]

xD LOL!!!

[earthrose93]

What did he say? 0______0

[LittleZappey]

those things kick ass

[J90lude]

Why is everybody so fucking creeped out??

[IggyHazard]

@J90lude That's like asking why people are creeped out by radioactive pedophile vampire clown pigs.

\8-o

[J90lude]

I find this hard to masturbate to.

[LadyLotus74]

Awww, I remember getting those when I live in Germany. The toys were always cheesy, but I was 10, so I didn't mind. :-)

[overweightgangsta]

Kinder Surprise... What have you done?!

[speedzjay]

was this add in English

[LadyLotus74]

@speedzjay It's a German commercial. They never sold them in America.

[J90lude]

haha wtf

[LN1992]

0:21

DId he say DIE?

[Quadroblitz]

At the end, rather than killing himself, he has actually descended to land to wreak terror on mankind.

[lacrosse230]

Downsydrome Humpty dumpty ?

[MexiLoquendos]

 I HAVE JUST SHIT IN MY PANTS

[hostrauer]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty... just boosted therapist visits 8,000%

[5xfunny]

this comercial is creepy but i used to love those thing you got a toy!!!!!

[gladeplugins]

0:27, LOOK AWAY

[BrunoCassiiano]

Que merda.  :)

[crotchrocket74]

fucking terrifying

[alchemist22]

omg kill it

[MsCyberNeko]

@alchemist22 With fire!

[gengijoe]

Me screwbbl now

then he dies HE WAS SCREWBBL

[AndrewRoks2008]

Kindaah. Ya ball shakey. Me unscrabbley. CHOCKADOOBIE! DOUBLEE CHOCKADOOBIE! Pop swubble! Toy! Yodelyahmenchocoscrubwithmulti­popswubbletoys!! Oh grabbley!! Me scrooble now. Nuggo! WHEEEE!!

[RyanTorgeson]

@AndrewRoks2008 haha i love the creepy eyebrow raise and CUCKOO

[jopa969]

omg :O what's that language? xD

[PancakezR1337]

damn lol

[Jagodkaska]

Yes, I'll buy your Kinder chocolate. Just don't hurt me, scary Humpty Dumpty egg man!

[Alienpandaprincess]

LOL At the end! "Weeeeeeeee!" XD

[Lampitato]

Kinder ihr braucht ficki xD wer versteht das auch thumb up

[ShadTheCrazed]

I bet that that thing choked a few kids. if they didn't open the Choco-doobie whatever the heck it is.

[ShadTheCrazed]

@ShadTheCrazed

Lol.

[Welljusthi]

press 5 and hes jewish :D

[xProEm]

Can someone tell me If They also see a black humpty dumpty promoting choclate on their screen?!?!

[nab735]

keep press 2.. shake.. shake...more..

[yuri4sdnk]

I hate you CHOKODOOBY!!

[munherpes]

That is really disturbing

[jpivot1]

it looks like justin beiber

[vadersbiggestfan13]

@jpivot1 no it does not.........justin is alot uglyer then that egg

[Onerom4728]

KILLED WITH FIRE!!!

[gab4nuke]

wtf...indeed!

[BManStan1991]

FUCK THIS THING!!!!!! it scared the shit out of me as a kid and still does.

[Kemonokami]

I'm pretty sure that Dante and Virgil shat bricks when they saw this ovular abomination.

[sarsman55]

@Kemonokami LOL....ha ha ha haaaa!

[metkic94]

Kinder suprise was in Nagasaki and Hiroshima in 1945.

[wasomesocks]

Hold down 3...Mmmmm

[ElektronikRainbow]

XD Press 4! "Me choc a doobie!"

[Fatallytall]

that guy is stoned as hell

[coppercabfail]

thats one shit toy.......

[Homestucktrolls]

Press 2

[secatrimo]

I came

[UzumakiRafu]

press 3

[eldiablov2]

Nostalgia Critic needs to review this

[Gatoesponjoso]

Que miedo.

[kozmo4eva]

Like if you're here from Cracked.com

[LiusDelka]

rly disturbing

[foodlovingpig]

Is it wrong that I jerked off during that?

[foodlovingpig]

@foodlovingpig Also, the "Surprise" is that he's under your bed. RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[Mitko54682DS]

@foodlovingpig YESH ಠnಠ

[drumlug13]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[macypctutoriales]

so that's where my left nut went.

[eldiablov2]

100% pure, unfiltered nightmare fuel

[brunotala]

hahaha i shit my pants.

[SNIPESx666]

BURN IT WIT FIRE

[razorath92]

I'm horrified.

[flightsimx65]

CHOCA-DUMY

[heresthadude1080]

Creepy Egg Guy sat on a wall

Creepy Egg Guy had a great fall

All of his guts and all of his yolk

still don't make this a very good joke!

But seriously, kill the thing...

[JediAnnSolo]

Okay. I freaking LOVE Kinder chocolates. But this brought me very close to swearing off Kinder forever. ._.; *scared*

[ticorico995]

kinder eggs are the bomb

[ogdemigod]

i fucking hate the word Kinder for no fucking reason

[xXgoodbyekittyx]

Translation:

Hey kids!! ...LOLWUT chocolate....FFF-CHOCOLATE. Lemme open dis shit....WTF TOY? DUDE STOP GIVING ME MORE TOYS THAN CHOCOLATE. Okay I don't paid enough for this shit....kthxbye *Commits suicide*