MST3K Agent for H.A.R.M. 4/9

[aperturius]

The "are you coming or do I swim alone" joke is the best hidden adult joke the MST folks ever wrote. Genius.

[1squeamishneophyte]

yes and yes

[KISSPhace]

1:57 E.L. Fudge!  Hahahaha

[sleepyhollow783]

The bleeping out in Crow's speech (9:15- is what makes it funnier. I kind of wish they would put bleeps in for naughty words; then everything would be funnier to me. Go watch the Smurfs censored on youTube and you'll see what I mean.

[ChaoticYak]

Hey, it's the fungus from "Being from Another Planet"! Now, we know what happened after Ben Murphy was assumed into the ET glow!

[MissesD123]

Hi, I'm Crow T. Robot and I'm here to tell you that Mike Nelson is innocent. Mike Nelson is 200% *bleep* NOT GUILTY. And if you *bleep* don't go and find him innocent, you can just *bleep* kiss my fat *bleep* *bleep* and that *bleep* goes for your bullsh-*bleep* court system, too! Mike, I'm so *bleep* sorry I couldn't *bleep* be there for this *bleep* sh-*bleep*, really bogus trial, mannn....

Anyway, Mike buddy, I hope this sh-*bleep* helps.

[GoblinXXX]

Of all the stupid things to hide a recording device in, an ELECTRIC RAZOR has to be the stupidest. Not only is it not something you could use unobtrusively in a normal situation, the damn thing MAKES NOISE that would screw up the recording!

[fatjuicy]

Crow: "Get ready to gift-wrap a beautiful package"

[magounify]

DA DA DADAAAAAA...well, no, maybe not...

[Dazzaster1984]

'So, you ever been with an ugly guy?' Top class!

[thecaptainof1976]

yes and yes! :)



[easyeasy506]

This time I'm REALLY gonna see the Great Pumpkin!

[JRodHacker]

OMG! Crow is now my favorite robot! Servo is a close second, but Crow just took first with that...outstanding speech. ROFL

[Dablkwid0w2008]

before u fall into my sex trap

[Dablkwid0w2008]

IS dat mofo wearin an ascot wit his labcoat GTFOH

[MST3K1506]

Even deadly spores are subdued by the awesome power of Prince. How else is he able to get away with wearing no protective gear and sunglasses while doing delicate lab work?

[Shogunelite]

O_O crow's deposition....epic

[RainshadowDesert]

Yes, Crow. Yes. Best skit ever.

[RainshadowDesert]

"Bomb us? With spore bombs?"

I almost died.

[Gymnopedie55]

Crow's defense had me in tears!

[OzzieOlin]

9:13 onward is comedy gold.

[amcint01]

6:15 - So how many villains' evil plans have a stage involving calling up the victim late at night, teasing them, and then telling them exactly when they'll show up the next day? That's some serious Monarch-level evil shit.

[LonewolfSojourner]

I love the complete lack of safety precautions in the villains' lab/hide out, anyone of those idiots could turn in to test subjects on accident.

[LetsGo6009]

yes, and yes

[Mrblancnoir]

ROFL. "What is this kiss" She was in that Star Trek TOS ep where she was seduced by Kirk. "What is this kiss"

[Kinemacolor]

@Mrblancnoir Wow, James T. Kirk or Adam "Harm" Chance. That's a touch choice.

[Irkedmv]

This is the least compelling spy movie ever.

[scitsalcoryp]

4:13 yeah..they would' ve HAHHAH

[ChaoticYak]

So, Mr. Metal Cabinet, we meet again.

[HayesAJones]

"Before you fall into my sex trap." Ha! I love when they play the part of the so-called sexually dominating male character. One of my all-time favorite lines, from "Horrors of Spider Island": "Don't let my raw sexuality overpower you."

[nuwandaDalton]

Crow's rant is my favorite part of this episode.

[Megaloryan]

Lmao, Crow totally and utterly F*@%?ng rules!

[joel1975]

lol...Prince is working for the enemy.

[SgtHydra]

Like Larry King?

[didgeboy287]

It's funny how much MST has worked its way into my speech. I forgot from what episode I got "crashing around like a drunk elephant" until now.

[Theburn77]

"get ready to gift wrap a beautiful package" eww

[GoblinXXX]

If you so much as touch these spores, you get turned into a fungus... So how will dusting the crops work?  It would either just turn the crops into fungus, or turn the people harvesting it into fungus. No one would ever get to the point of EATING it. Spore bombs would make a hell of a lot more sense.

[coninater]

hehe, did Crow just do a Samuel L Jackson? ^^

[illuminatioracle]

IT'TH A SCHPORE GAN!

[TitusYorick]

geez, if that electric razor is as sophisticated as the spy gear gets in this movie, we're in for one hell of a ride.

[VeryAngryCamel]

dahd dahd! i passed the bah!

anyway mike, i hope this s**t helps...

[maridia]

9:13 I love Crow

[UpSky2]

"Hello - I'm a sinister crank caller, and I'd like to sell you an antidote for apple pie. .... Yes, it will be delivered with your suit from the dry cleaner's."

[Scorpion14]

The depositions are perhaps the funniest things Ive seen on the show.

"And now, funny-man, Maya Angelou!!"

And Crow's profanity laden testimony.

[SmokingSpoon]

heuum... I understand Adam using a razor with a concealed microphone in it, but why the people on the other side listening to it need a razor too ? haha

[GoblinXXX]

@SmokingSpoon I think all the listeners hear is "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

[watda74]

-IT'S A MINCE-OFF!

Given that most of the villians are in 'short' supply, of course. lol

[PhyscoZombieChickie]

i. would. die . for . him. kills me every time

[thisiscowshit1001]

"don't have to be rich to be my girl" xD

love the Prince

[Amack2]

Good lord, Crow has quite a mouth on him.

[norsef]

So basically it's the flower gun from Grim Fandango?

Also thats what I say whenever I put on swimming trunks.

[themightycelestial]

My favorite parts of this clip

"....get ready to gift wrap a beautiful package..."

followed by Joel unsuccessfully surpressing a laugh.

" ....ello....wha...?"

[watda74]

-Before you fall into my sex trap!

Did Gerd intentionally want the 2 people who bothered to buy tickets to this movie to puke then leave the theatre? Maybe not in that order but...lol

[whoisdickieschnabel]

Mike's replete with amused little chuckles. <3

[SinnFein4ever]

09:15-9:57

XD

[ChaoticYak]

Have you seen my raspberry beret?

[TheOnlyLonelyBoy]

I love it when they do all of these corny, bad James Bond ripoffs. These are always some of the more raunchy ones, and never fail to make me pause the video and laugh. XD

[CaiSecret]

He's a minnow.

Can I have my breasts back?

Crow: You know women Can multitask while they're making love.

Mike: I know that.

[aperturius]

"Are you coming, or do I swim alone?"

"Yes, and yes."

GOLD.

[Stigmatainmypants]

Those Prince gags killed me. "Have you seen my Raspberry Beret?"

[OzzyFan87]

"Every agent from H.A.R.M has to know how to field strip...a razor"

[OzzyFan87]

Mike was dieing at 6:13-6:22 from Crow's joke. lol

[watchwhereyouwalk]

@OzzyFan87 I always find myself dieing laughing when they laugh at eachothers jokes, not saying everything else isnt funny as hell too.

[EmperorFour]

@watchwhereyouwalk i agree i feel the same way especially during werewolf theres just something about it that majes u wanna laugh i think its like they r out of character but they r actually not i think anyway

[customcartoons]

sigh .. every time that 47-year-old man calls her "angel" I just wanna toss my cookies ... :P

[pretorious700]

@customcartoons "angel face"...even more nauseating.

[Tareltonlives]

The Prince jokes are the highlight of this episode

[SrJoben]

I have the exact same co2 pistol they turned into the 'spore gun.' Which actually almost makes sense...

Almost...Ironically the cavity in the grip is designed to hold a compressed gas cylinder almost exactly the same size as the one they slung under the barrel. That prop makes about as much sense as if you cut the wheels off a car and welded them to the roof.

[austrailianpirate]

dang, if you hear it well enough you can actually hear mike laugh from 6:13 all the way to 6:20, that's the longest I've ever heard him laugh on a joke.

Love the jokes on the scientist with the glasses. lol. If only they could do this kind of stuff still today, like on the old hulk movie or sumthin.

[snikt2k10]

NEVER accept a drink from a scientist in the room where he perfoms his science, esspecially a drink served in a slim  chemical beaker.

[Nevarez23]

"Oooooh, you lucky trunks!"

"Get ready to gift wrap a beautiful package!"

LOL! I've always loved this episode!

[changyimei]

Um why all the theature popcorn?

Drunks in my room? How'd they get there?

The farm bureau? lmao

[watda74]

Gave U a point back but that was still pretty gross. X-(

[myluckyzippo]

1:36 So HARM keeps there top secrete info kept in a envelope shoved in the back of a desk drawer?

[mowque]

Did I set my parking brake..?

[Wyatt19961212]

Hahahaha I love crows profanity string so funny!

[crimsondragon555]

i saw your flashlight

Crow: plus you were crashing round like a drunk elephant lmao

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Oh, and Happy Secretary Day!

Cyndi Loo Who grew up nicely!

"Are you coming or do I swim alone?"

Yes and yes.

Can I have my breasts back?

[420Travesty]

Wow. She switched out the guns without using her hands. LMFAO

There's nothing like a good string of profanities. Brought to you by the swearing foundation. Remember our motto: Go Fuck Yourself

[rexsteel]

The prince riffs are great LOL

[makouse]

"Mike Nelson is INNOCENT! Mike Nelson is 200% f--king NOT GUILTY!"

"And that f--king goes for your bulls--t court system too!"

"Anyway, Mike buddy...I hope this s--t helps..."

best...testimony....EVER!

[ElveeKaye]

Love all of their Prince references!

[gonzoredux]

As a MSTie, I always thought I was above cohorts that used phrases like "Jew Comedy." Dang.

[balletcomposer]

"It's a Mince-Off!"

"Are you coming, or do I swim alone?" (Yes, and Yes.)

"Recorder music for young lovers..."

"Get ready to gift-wrap a beautiful package." And, of course, Crow's classic video testimony. Man, I love this episode.

[Reelbigearth]

then your REALLY easy to amuse :P

[VeryAngryCamel]

hey man! poo is funny damit! : )

[watda74]

Got Milshk?

[889654]

"This time I'm really going to see The Great Pumpkin"

[JesterSentinel]

Are you coming or are I swimming alone?

"yes and yes".

[bgfilms]

Ooooh, you lucky trunks.

Get ready to gift-wrap a beautiful package.

[didgeboy287]

classic, classic, those are some of my favorite lines from mst in general.

[buffypython]

"Have you seen my raspberry beret?"

[leeknows1]

Man, from 5:40 to 6:14. They were on fire with the riffs.

[watda74]

I think Gerd letting the audience in on Baby Woman being a double agent so early on took away (if any) excitement and interest in the movie.

Goo-goo...

[leeknows1]

She might have been a triple agent. Of course, if we're gonna play that game she could've been a quadruple agent.

Gerd your Oswalds.

[Drew1973]

"Yes and yes."

[sleepyhollow783]

Cussing is always funnier when it is beeped out.

I too think that the guys are poking fun at the segment of the population for which the "F" and "S" words are substitutions for nouns, verbs, objects, adjectives, and adverbs. It can get annoying to hear people speaking that way esspecially if one feels culturally misrepresented to the greater society by those who speak in such ways.

What made MST so great is that it never needed or relied upon swearing to be funny. Love MST until my last day.

[crowtrobot100]

i agree with you completley

and maybe its me but whenever cirvo swares it makes that episode less funny

[didgeboy287]

MST is funnier than Seinfeld and smarter than Frasier while remaining one of the cleanest comedy shows out there. Joel started with a child-like kitschiness that developed a broad undertone of sophistication in the later seasons but it never lost its humility. Heck, their biggest guest stars were Minnesota Vikings Robert Smith and film critic Leonard Maltin.

[watda74]

So true, my friend. I found that practically anything was funnier than Seinfeld. There was more humor in watching a cloud dissipate than in any of his routines.

[SAPProd]

Funny you mention it's one of the cleanest shows during the segment with Crow's profanity-laced deposition. Sure, it's bleeped out, but very ironic/funny. But you're right, with the exception of some blue humor, MST3K is fun for all ages.

[didgeboy287]

Ha, yeah, I hadn't actually thought of that until you mentioned it. It's bleeped but you still know what he's saying. Family Guy actually had a great bit as far as bleeped out words. Peter was describing what he wanted to do to Lois and words like "garden hose" and "duct tape" kept slipping in between bleeped words.

[ArielannaDragonBlood]

Couldn't of said it better myself. ^_^

[didgeboy287]

Thanks. Reading it again, I sound like a Comp 101 student. :) You know I actually did write a paper on MST for a folklore class of all things. It was great being able to use mst in school like that.

[Spameggssausage]

@didgeboy287 i agree, although i want to add that ebola virus is funnier than Seinfeld.

[balletcomposer]

"get ready to giftwrap a beautiful package!"

[watda74]

5:04 I wonder what Bridget (Mrs. Nelson) thought of Mike's comment. Probably woke him up at 2 am and brought it up.

[BRileyGBR]

Wow. there are way too many spoilers on this video

[Tareltonlives]

"Bada-BA-oh"

"Sure there's no Jim Bean in here?"

"Have you seen my raspberry beret?"

"He's thinking of England, France, the Middle East, the entire European Community..."

[GoblinXXX]

Of all the damn stupid things to disguise a tape recorder as-- An eletric razor? Yeah, no one is gonna' think it's weird to yank that out during a conversation.

[CarolinaOcelot]

Are you coming, or do I swim alone.

"Yes and yes."

[ArcaneOmen2041]

Why am I not surprised someone named Ocelot is watching a spy movie?

*Salutes*

[JesterSentinel]

"I hope this shit helps"--

"I'm sitting next to a free man!"

[Herr12]

Can anyone explain me why these spore gun are better than regular guns?

[Tareltonlives]

Because Spore was a good game?

[jji1887]

"Ishh a shhpore gun!"

[livinintwilightzone]

Does he think that IV hookup thingy strapped to his forearm is cool?

[Gillder]

wow...Who knew Crow was such a potty mouth? o.o

[Yarahaha]

I love that the evil scientists can mix and grow the deadly spore without the need of little things like gloves or masks.

[rcevey2]

And in open vats!

[popecorkyI]

"...turns them into a..human fungus..."

"like Larry King?"

[vlcupper]

Error? WTF? Dammit!

[pretorious700]

Funny man Maya Angelou

[whoisdickieschnabel]

"We really need a giant rheumy eye." - Servo

"I would--die for---him!" - Crow

"Oh he's wearing little panties!!!" - Servo

"uhm...that's him..." - Mike

"Yeah they would've..." - Servo

Imao hahahahahahhahahaha x^64

[vlcupper]

I love it when Crow makes Mike laugh.

[flandersfails]

"get ready to giftwrap a beautiful package"

[jrmarrero96]

Mike and the bots went overboard with the Prince jokes.

[PantisMantis]

No wa man, I freakin loved them! I could have went for a few more, in fact.

[flandersfails]

like the food jokes in Final Justice, they just don't stop being funny.

[applebonker141]

@PantisMantis They are the number one reason I watch this episode :D

[Tareltonlives]

"Don't have to be rich, to be my gal!"

[watda74]

"...don't hafta be COOL, to rule my world..."

Couldn't resist, Tarel. Having one goofy ass day today. lol

[MattChrisF]

Robert Quarry from "Count Yorga, Vampire."

[feverdeanmg]

"It's a mince off"

Guest starring Prince

[trapadoored]

well crows unnecessary swearing is just that- unlike most shows nowadays(family guy,south park) that try to be really super offensive and tastleless for no good reason, crows super-swearing I think , is making fun of that kind of thing. Not that I don't love tasteless stuff too-well, at least I used to love it when it came in the form of john waters movies and not on tv shows that air at six oclock at night on channel 43, that kinda made it less special.

[Drew1973]

"Are you coming, or do I swim alone?"

Yes, and yes.

The dirtiest line on MST3k ever

[exitvernacular]

I thought the lines that came after were dirtier:

"Oh you lucky trunks."

"Get Ready to giftwrap a beautiful package."

[anmst3kfan]

5:40 starts one of the best minutes of the show:

"Are you coming, or do I swim alone?"

Yes, and yes.

"There's some trunks in your room in case you change your mind."

There's some drunks in my room, how'd they get in there?

Recorder music, for young lovers.

Oh you lucky trunks. Get ready to gift wrap a beautiful package.

Who could be answering the phone!?

[AlexandriaM]

lol, Crow's unnecessary swearing.

[vlcupper]

ROFLMAO! I'm actually crying!

[cale42]

ba da BA DAH!!!...oh wait, maybe not...

[ConradZaar]

"But first let me introduce funnyman Maya Anjelou!"

[longhairfan]

The human fungus"

"Like Larry King?" LOL

[vtyhw]

Now I hear what Tom says to Mike in a whisper. He says he switched the sheet. That's been bugging me for years!

[sirfascio]

Crow T. Robot the potty mouth? Scandalous.

[PhilWithCoffee]

Yeah, who would have thought that 500 years alone in space would have given him such a dirty mouth heheh

[jeannec1]

Whenever the MST crew does one Prince reference, they follow it by a whole bunch, kind of annoying.

[Deadboyalpha]

"Are you coming, or am I swimming alone?"

"Yes, and yes!"

Hands down, part 4 here is the funniest segment of the episode. =^)