Richard Dawkins is a Douche

[superspinclaw]

Richard Dawkins: hi im Richard Dawkins i talk safesticated and make my fans laugh at Christians, hohoho

Me: what a douche

[superspinclaw]

@superspinclaw haha jk his just kinda dumb

[hunchbacked]

I'm also a douche....and I love it!

[freiheitsalv]

I see what you did there! ;D

[jdetuncq]

nice and shiny!

[skywize]

.... Shiny!

[henkvanderlaak]

Looks like Boxxy had an operation....

[kataevans]

you need weed

[jdetuncq]

@kataevans agreed!

[xxxdisasterx1]

I like smoking meth then talking about books too

[redwolf602]

hahahaha one word man.... DECAF

[brmadman4455]

cocaine is a hell of a drug...

[CloverCATOREE]

lol cute

[tranquist1]

This guy needs drugs and a few (maybe a lot, of IQ points). What an asshole.

[ranshire]

@tranquist1 I feel like I'm repeating myself: Did you even bother to watch this *joke* video?!

[thingonthewalludnt]

dude wtf was the point of this? I just wasted so much time of my life... watching this dumn-ass video.

[backwoodsninja]

Haha. I'm working on that book right now. Dawkins really is a douche. Not only is he more brilliant than any human has the right to be, but he has caused me to doubt my own sexuality as I now have a man-crush on Dawkins.

[keepyoursanity]

Shiny!



[MrPowderedToastMan]

Okay... what was the point of this video?

Dawkins is a genius for the record.

And yes i know that's how you ended the vid... still don't see the point. I'll be waiting for a refund for the one minute and ten seconds i spent watching.

[ranshire]

@MrPowderedToastMan The point was to be silly. Some people don't take life so seriously all the time.

[TheEddyMetal]

I think he's a douche. He's pretty conceited.

[SuperDuperAtheist]

Awwww. Why did you come back in frame and let all the idiots off the hook. You're a douche man! lol

Nice vid.  Made me laugh.

[ranshire]

@SuperDuperAtheist Like it matters. Most comment before watching the whole thing! :-/

[Tommis88]

Your experiencing some mental dilema becouse you dont accept that you like him alot =)

[ranshire]

@Tommis88 O_o Did you watch the whole video? Yeah, I'm a fan. (this is HOH, of course)

[primetimebuckeye]

really think he is a douche . evolution is barely a hypothosis we didnt come from a rock or slime 3 billion years ago there has to be something better than that to come up with. the bible has the answers to our beginning

[ProblemHonorStudent]

@primetime Of course the bible has the answers to the beginings... right next to the part with the talking snake, light with no source, earth floating freely in space alone, 2 birds on the ark, no wait, 7 birds on the ark...

Are you serious? How do you compare the bible's myths to peer reviewed science? Do you interpret the evidence on physics on your own? Electricity? Astronomy? Atomics? Metallurgy?

Then why do you insist on interpreting the evidence on biology on your own? Read less bible.

[ProblemHonorStudent]

@primetimebuckeye "evolution is barely a hypothosis"

Actually, not only is evolution a theory, but it is the unifying theory of biology. In other words, thanks to the understanding we have gained through evolution, we can apply an observation from one branch of biology to others. Google "practical applications of evolution", and see it's not just a "hypothosis".

It's hypothesis, by the way.

[unlimitedchikara]

Lol at the tags: do not take seriously. Yet idiots who don't watch it still do

[Erithlon]

lol, nice video dude!

[omgwtfbbqzorz]

Yo mama published a book too.

[tommos1]

18 ppl didnt watc hthe video.

[capoman1]

Love the Starbucks shirt.

[OhManTFE]

You're a douche.

[ranshire]

@OhManTFE You didn't watch the video, did you?

[swisscheesepotatochi]

The greatest show on earth was not very good, it was for mainstream non technical readers like creationists, most arguments were already found the internet...

[gamegurl101]

holy crap I think we have the same computer chair lol

[NoFearOfGod]

No...you are the douche, in fact, you give douching a bad name.

[FitnessExpert]

@NoFearOfGod  lol

[keithb414]

Nice wall paper Norman Bates

[ranshire]

@keithb414 Thank you! My mother picked it out! (also, not my room)

[VOD713]

Quit drugs dude really

[ranshire]

@VOD713 My drug of choice is SCIENCE!

[ourhandsaretied]

lmfao gaaaaaaaaaaay

no but seriosuly, actually a rele funny video. SUBBED! :)

[Kihotay]

Dawkins is a fucking fascist prick who claims anyone who believes in anything more than "the Gospel according to Dawkins" is a thick ass. What a piece of shit he is --- I would love to see him have the balls to take on men who could actually kick arse back - like Archbishop of Canterbury. Sorry DORKins, the more you tell us there's no God, the less we'll believe you.

[nickmako]

@Kihotay

erm....speak for yourself

[NoFearOfGod]

@Kihotay Archbishop of Canterbury...pedophile or not?

Cant seem to remember just now...

[theamazingmac]

it's sad that had to add the amendment "in case this goes over peoples, i dont hate richard dawkins". btw you use actually too much

[ranshire]

@theamazingmac Recoded this, seriously, minutes before I had to go out the door to work, so I wasn't really paying attention to what I was saying. Up to this point I was use to editing vides and thus doing multiple takes to take out any bits or word usage I didn't like.

[nickmako]

@theamazingmac

yeah it'd be nice if he gave us the credit of understanding irony.

[hdregmore]

You are crazier than any crazy religious person I can think of. So your point was .....?

[ranshire]

@hdregmore ...To be silly. Did you actually watch the video before replying?

[hdregmore]

@ranshire Of course I did, it's only one minute you know. It's not Ben Hur ( unless you cut out the chariot race).

[ranshire]

@hdregmore Alright. It's just that the video is so obviously a joke the only logical conclusion I could make based on your reply is that you only read the title and didn't actually watch it.

[hdregmore]

@ranshire No, I did watch it. Perhaps atheistic humour is too imaginative for my reality based understanding.

[ranshire]

@hdregmore ...Oooookay, it's called satire, enjoy it. /stopsfeedingthetroll

[hdregmore]

@ranshire Ooookay, double whammy. It is not satire and I am not a troll. Try again but next time put your brain into it.

[pkearne]

1 minute and 10 seconds of my life i will never get back

[SilveradoNL]

omg so gay!

[jinxxedlikeshit]

I get your sarcasm, none the less, i want to punch you in the face so hard that your mums uterus will hurt.

[nosajj12345]

Haha.....he needs to cut back on that Starbucks coffe

[ranshire]

@nosajj12345 Nevah!!!

[TheLiberalSoup]

Haha this reminds me of what im doing right now. Im currently on the first and second chapters (around there) of 6 books:

godless

breaking the spell

the greatest show on earth

the ancestor's tale

the elegant universe

quantum gods

And I just finished the god delusion. I have soooo much to read.

[joepoo0]

haha i love the exposition at the end

[bobbocesu19]

loool, this guy is crazy

[duinay2]

Your comedic skills are atrocious.

[AfroMageman]

This video has thoroughly scared me. O.O

[ranshire]

@AfroMageman Mission accomplished! ...Wait, what? O_o

[Tammyaway]

wow bad acting, voted 'like' for complimenting the book though :)

[ranshire]

@Tammyaway I've been watching way too many videos on the That Guy With The Glasses site. Good thing I wasn't *trying* to act! I reserved that for the Scientology Stress Test video! ;-) And yes, this is the owner of the HOH channel.

[Illnath]

Hahahaha so funny ! I haven't finished the book yet, but it's really good!

[chankljp]

This is a very funny video! At first I thought it would be some creationist talking about how Dawkins is 'not respectful' and things like that. But as soon as I saw your user name I realized that this is a joke video.

BTW, I got my own copy of that book in Singapore sometime ago.

[oballazplaya2]

Hilarious

People want there to be no God so badly...

[ranshire]

@oballazplaya2 Actually, for me, it's not that I don't *want* there to be a god, I just haven't been convinced that there is one.

[gaussian]

haha nice

[davidmamo40]

you need to see a psychiatrist!

[HouseOfHeathens]

@davidmamo40 Noooooooo! The voices tell me that I'm fine! ...And to burn things. LOTS of things...

[NonProphetGod]

@HouseOfHeathens He's just jealousy that the voices talk to you and not him.

[RazielKain]

@HouseOfHeathens Does one of the voices whistle the tetris theme?

[ultramanprime9]

If Dawkins is a douche bag...then you are clearly the Dooshe!! Are you shooting meth to try to speak in tongs?

He's an Emeritus from Oxford University and you are a shiny paper speed freak!! Case closed!

Get immediate Help from Pat Roberts or come to my

neighborhood where we will immmediatly knock you out!!

[ranshire]

@ultramanprime9 ...Or you can wait until :57 and then tell me you're sorry.

[dirtyhyde8]

Are you gay person, or just acting like one?

[HouseOfHeathens]

@dirtyhyde8 I'm acting unusually energetic.

[liverbitz91]

@dirtyhyde8 That doesn't really make much sense. Is there a "straight" way to act? And how does one act like a sexual orientation?

[OpenTheo]

Check out The Dawkins Delusion

watch?v=QERyh9YYEis

It's even funnier!

[DrHarryDickman]

I hope you work at starbucks and you don't just wear that shirt around. I can't wait to read it too.

[Kimbahley]

You're probably only half serious about being obligated to read his book, but I too feel the same way. I got a library card recently and was so excited. I picked up about 7 books, went home, read a few the first week but then ended up reading Richard Dawkins instead. What a prick.

[HoDTulkas]

I lol'd ^^

[joyandian]

might i recommend some valium

[littlebier8]

Hahaha this is great! I just read Atlas Shrugged right before reading the Greatest Show On Earth... and yes, it is very, very shiny... haha

[MartinJWillett]

I know what you mean, I had four library books to read and I had to buy the new Dawkins book and read it at once. It's a great book, of course.

[hanzo138]

I have the same problem, I'm reading The Conscience of a Libertarian as well as The Road to Serfdom, Glenn Beck's new book just came out, and you know Dawkins made that book so shiny because he knows that great apes love shiny things, thus further proving the evolutionary theory by us buying the book! Damn his evil genius!

[JoeMerl]

First!!!

[HouseOfHeathens]

...Did you even watch it before commenting? ;-)

[FenriX123]

shiny :p haha that made my day