Sticky Goo Disables 150 Cars on Pa. Turnpike

[diviz0r]

lol !!! why did they drive through it?! morons hahaha

[SharkDude1]

So nobody driving on this road noticed that the truck was leaking something and tryed to inform the truck driver? Realy???

[S2happy44]

AHAHAHAHAHA genius!

[monkeyboyralph]

it was certainly a pain in the asphalt. ding

[yourtreat2]

It's just a typical example of the residue from our.Christians.

[ndecker3295]

driving my tanker and i jizz in my pants

[JogBird]

this guy should be doing all of AP's voiceover work

[groundloop07]

Break 19 for the high speed road repair tanker you got your ears on???

[djesco66]

IT'S VENOM. RUN!

[2SeeriusMusic]

Any compensation or just insurance?..(Rhetorical)

[nobleminge]

Nobody ever pays me in Goo.

[emposble]

It was a, pain in the assvolt

[keggerous]

hahahah this is fucking awesome

[sugreev2001]

Spiderman finally shook Venom into goo

[andrespereyda]

punny reporter

[jalopy221]

@agelessrocker ahahaha

[klyzn]

trollface***

[beachdog67]

"A pain in the asphalt"?

A full-on groaner, John.

Before the end of your shift, you are to write in your reporter's notebook 500 times: "I will not lock out stories with bad puns"!

[wojovox]

what a twist ending.

[KASPLARFO]

That's what has happened to most peoples brains.

[SuperCyberTv]

end portal

[agelessrocker]

Michelle Obama melted.

[bowerybaker]

no bailouts for PA, we clean our own messes

[Vleesball]

i hate that stuff.. had it on my left arm when i was a kid.. took like a week to get it off :D

[jasveenpuri]

hahaha pain in the asphalt!...genius!!

[TheArcaneSanctum]

@jasveenpuri Yaaaaaaay Sarcasm 

[LosAngelesWeedSmoker]

It's dryway sealant, yet they call it GOO.... GOO is a word used by propganda networks like AP, since their real purpose is to spread government propaganda.

[BertGriffin88]

Goople, Goople, Goople - Happy Thanksgiving yall.

[Pct3ch]

@BertGriffin88 Bump Bump Bump... Love it.. Happy T-Day right back at ya... ;) ~Pct3ch~

[mykmmc]

the blob

[riwjin]

lol pain in the asphault. good one xD

[RocMSocMRabbi]

Why the hell would you drive through it? Its the drivers fault.

[it8nky0u]

Pain in the asphalt. Lol

[CJCA915]

I hope they compensated those people affected... I certainly would want compensation for the fact that I have to get new tires, which aren't cheap.

[Mortello]

@CJCA915 I'm sure these things work by giving you a courtesy to scrape the goo of your tires and tell you to be on your way. You'd have to prove detrimental damage and a painstaking back and forth with insurance companies to get new tires, and it's more than likely even your own insurance company will side with the other guys.

[CJCA915]

@Mortello Yea, but it may be more than your tires... and besides, compensation for you, so you can pay for some person to fix your car, depending on how damaged it is... but given that that world is screwed up, people don't compensate people for stuff like this, because all they care about is keeping their money.

[smokintheblaze]

Damn. Ron Jeremy masturbating in public again?

[landline00]

Ask OWS how to clean this up... they know everything.

[ouellette666]

@landline00 Hardly seems something a now global economic movement would comment on, but ill help you anyways. This is a job for simple chemical solvents, something you can easily buy at your local hardware store specifically made for removal of sealants. I hope i have answered your question appropriately have a great day.

[landline00]

@ouellette666 Nope...still confused... how can you have a "global economic movement" that hasn't declared any specific objectives? Why is OWS attempting to sabotage Black Friday and possibly cause more working people to lose their jobs? OWS seems like a hodgepodge of anti-American Fifth Columnists.

[ouellette666]

@landline00 occupy wallstreet is multiple groups with multiple goals, all of which aim a making an even playing field for everyone not just those who can purchase a senator or a judge. the main goals being ending corporate personhood and restoring individualism, so these banksters who are doing illegal action can actually go to jail rather than hiding behind a corporate label. ows is rather simular to the tea party before the heritage foundation purchased it.

[landline00]

@ouellette666 So why aren't they protesting the government like the Tea Party does?

[ouellette666]

@landline00 because the tea party and protesting the government failed, they just folded into the republican party and became conformist mirror images of what they were protesting, government protests are often ignored and remain local. the point of protesting the corporations who benefit most from these exploits in the system to is bring attention to the subject, by the people, the media, the corporations, and especially the government, who is forced to react to it rather then ignore it.

[ouellette666]

@landline00 i'm sure occupy wallstreet seems like a lot of things when you see them in the media, if you watch fox news they are all unemployed bums looking for a handout, if you watch nbc they are all rich people trying to cause chaos, in reality however they are teachers, doctors, nurses, war vets, general labor workers, firemen, police officers, and regular americans tired of their tax dollars helping rich corporations who did not pay there taxes.

[landline00]

@ouellette666 Q) So why isn't OWS protesting government? A) Because OWS was created to distract the public from the failures of the Obama administration. Please use your talking points on other useful idiots.

[ouellette666]

@landline00 ows is trying to kill jobs? corporations today are sitting on more money then they ever have, and yet they are firing and laying off people every day, these same large corporations are able to buy and sell cheaper because of the bulk they are able to purchase, which drives small business into the ground because they cannot compete with bestbuy or wallmart etc, but that doesn't matter to you if you can buy a $700 item for $350 one day of the year. wheres that rage?

[landline00]

@ouellette666 OWS was actually in the process of destroying several business in the area of their illegal encampment by driving away customers and trying to shake down the stores for free food.

[MrIceBrick]

and somehow, somewhere, some MoRoN prolly believes this is Bush's fault lmao

[RocMSocMRabbi]

@MrIceBrick lol, it was obviously the Illuminati DUH!

[MrIceBrick]

@RocMSocMRabbi oh Wow, good one man...very few ppl would get that my friend; but, im not sure how unleashing sticky goo that disabled only 150 cars is an act of establishing a new world order lmao...they might need to get more goo...and i get it, the tanker company that spilled the goo is the corporation they are using lmao...dude, that was a very fitting joke--Well done!

[RocMSocMRabbi]

@MrIceBrick Why thank you. I feel that it is my duty to bring forth what people do not see. It is my duty to bring light to the subjects only few dare to touch upon. lol JK

[KenyanImport]

Obama Skin Cream leaks from truck.

[leukybear]

/EPIC FAIL

[MrNoogz]

The Blob is back!!!

[TheBwalojf]

pain in the asphalt... hahahahahahahahhaha!

[RetSquid]

@TheBwalojf

Who knew AP has a (small) sense of humor?

[thegermanprostitute]

It's Government bullshit in liquid form.

[narutospearman]

Cranberry Pennsylvania? Sounds pleasnt XD

[tradernorton05]

looks like liquid nigger

[narutospearman]

@tradernorton05 Lol, that was racist XD

[lSeKToRl]

Smoke? that's what the inside of your lungs probably look like... trolololol

[TheFreeAdviceMan]

Gooey-Fooye Mooie-Pooie!

[ZarioTV]

a pain int he ass-phalt. you sir are clever. clever i say.

[PerryMartinGreen420]

the blobs back gr8 another shitty remake in the works

[oicub2]

Ah ha ha ha =-) that suff was never hot =-)

[EmergencyGear911]

drop some of that behind you next time the police are on your tail...

[Ironside451]

omg that stuff looks fun

[restlesspride666]

that stuff is fun to leave prints in as it dries.

[Mr912Lancer]

Its the blob!!

[restlesspride666]

@Mr912Lancer Some hippies lungs exploded.

[pvtjamesryan3]

0:36

hahahahah

Try pulling me over for speeding now!!