Microsoft Sam also can't say

[MarkXAeromaXaeroX]

When my friend came over to my house I made microsoft Sam say "hi noah" and he said " hi no-eh-ah" when you put it in syllables

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

Manos: The Hands of Fateass.

[vadont]

enJOY the soi sauce

[AprilPink4]

He also can't say iPhone as 1 word. He says it as eh-phone. With i phone, he says i-FONE. But if you put ifone he says it right

[TheJayacool]

Not rape if everyone is gonna enjoy it?

2:24

[belly8900]

"fateass" LMAO!

[Bsoler97]

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR PWANTER!!!

[TheCjes]

Type in "Bu" into it, he says: "Boshols"

[JustToBeQuiet]

Sam don't be so hard on yourself. ):

[bellyanna]

OMG i can't stop laughing!!!!

[sharks445]

"like a plonker" LOL

[diegonikki]

he cant say pwantering he will say wandering

[diegonikki]

try to type this isnt sam will say iced

[diegonikki]

heres 1 more if you say dr hax by itself its correct bur if you say it after a word it says drive hax

[PillowFightedTV]

I WANT SAM 8D

[Monty6Pythons]

Can I just have the Soi part please

[TheChosenOneOfRussia]

28 people got computer transmitted virus.

[antobel22]

Lol

[SBS9067A]

He can't say "basterd!"

[SHYH1ZZL3]

he cant say homie or obvious either

[neakon12345]

say soysoysoysoysoysoysoysoysoysoy­soysoy

[rocketrobotzrobotz11]

SCTV and electronic ....

[Crimes4limes]

SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

[darkdude53]

27 people don't have roflcopters that go soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

[ConcretePie]

he can't say pointer, BUT PLONKER

[dabadguy4273]

that was close, i almost didnt make it to teh bathroom

[bowserjrfan123]

Master cheef

[FuturePilotGrrrl]

Lollllll!!

[xxxcoolchick78xxx]

OMG I couldn't stop laughing

[GoSTy91]

LOL!

[alster724]

26 people have SCTV= Sexually Computer Transmitted Virus

[3asiancubers]

@alster724 That's the only reason why Trojan Horses are good.

[AAErikCO]

Send this shit to microsoft tech support. I demand a better version.

[KittyCatt13]

wtf? SCTV?!

[MrPoltergeist94]

its the mastuur ch33f

[BeachBoydude9]

"Its OBIOSS that there is a space"

[XxShadowvalkyriexX]

HEEEY HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS LAUGHING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! MY GOD IM CRYING TOO!! I ALSO CAN FEEL MY RIBS POPPING! I LOVE IT!!!

"Omg rape me! und give me an SCTV???!" Haha

[cyntharpvp]

i laughed so hard till he mentioned rape and i just shut up and was so dissapointed.

[blackbull2433]

I CAN'T BREATH, it's hilarious! I'm dying xD

[dominoboy08]

At 1:18, he says "obvious" incorrectly and weirdly.

[marjan2109]

the roflcopter IS THE BEST i cryed so hard my eyes poped out

[Dodgerfn5]

He said daunt for don't. And processing was misspelled. Frickin' hilarious.

[iizdaduke]

my roflcopter goes soi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soisoi soi

[KittyLue]

lol it would be a lot funnier if i didn't have to mute half the video cuz of all the swear words tho O_O x3

[Sup3rN0vaH4x0R]

Pointer = Pwanter

Honest = Inist

Fatass = Fate Ass

[alster724]

@Sup3rN0vaH4x0R inistly, I'm just a crowsnesting, bl-inging, fateassing pwantering waste-e-man wastman crowsnester

[GTSRyan]

HA!!

[makeghandi]

by itslelf...

[Bradztar117]

where can i download microsoft sam i really want it

[Kr1chfact0rX]

master chief... you are ok

[Aqwert76]

type in soisoisoi with out s p a c e s :P

[thetoolbox112394]

He also can't say "don't"

[Cassandrabellex]

The soi part scared me

[nichaan07]

@Cassandrabellex Really ? cos i laughed so hard during that part xD

[tristena1b2c3]

right when hre siad sctv the tv show sctv came on :D nice timin sam :D

[alekino50]

this vid is the shit

[Monkeyballmania]

soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi­soisoi!

[meatloafman2010]

lol AAECH OH EN E ESS TEEEE

[MrLPandsuch]

my favorite part was 0:01 - 2:34

[WeArePants]

He also can't say "bee".

[roborian1297]

SoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoi­SoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoi­SoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoi­SoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoi­SoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoi­SoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoi­SoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoi­SoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoi­SoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoi­SoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoi­SoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoi­SoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoi­SoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoi­SoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoiSoi­SoiSoiSoiSoi!

[Valaman]

LMAO! I can't stop laughing when it start going SOI SOI SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI­SOISOI. Oh god it brought tears to my eyes. LOL. AAAhh my stomach hurts.

[IlersichProductions]

he says Fate-ass because there is one consonant between the two "a"s, so the "a" should be pronounced like that.

[P90user304]

shit vid

[DjRadioIbles]

20 people got a sexually computer transmitted virus.

[Tassadaritze]

Don't get caught slipping homEE?????????

[Shaprika]

Clear eyes. Wow.

[DrMystro]

LOL shit man, that was jookkes! you are lucky that i was rolfcopting at the same time you said stop laughing :)

well done

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

soi is good for you

where would we all be without soi

[2coolsaif]

soi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soi

soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

[xXxdaguitarfreakxXx]

haha reminds me of squidward

[ThePolerbearproducts]

@xXxdaguitarfreakxXx LOL!!! he remind's me of Stephen Hawking drunk LOL!!!

[4131025]

fried = friday

[nhurtbeans]

In my book, ROFL = Rolling on the floor laughing

[MATTP843]

you ever seen arby and the chief. they use your rofl copter on there its so hilarious you should check it out

[arianald]

This made me laugh so hard I'm crying

[mooxim]

omg i was actually rofling all the way through the roflcopter bit.

[TheChuckAndChick]

Oh right, Sam says the word OBVIOUS - OBVIOSS

[ZLeipzig]

this video was FULL of soi.

[WatchTheSunDie]

SOI! LMFAO! GREAT! LOVE THIS!

[tybittz]

why does sam sound like he's talking into a toilet in this video? XD LMAO

[jessicagail2010]

this video got me rollin. hahha.

[Invisiblecheezburger]

wastman lol :D

[alphamone]

hell, when you make him say "fateass" it sounds more like fatass than "fatass" does.

[ZayZt]

I laughed out loud so hard at the "Oh Shit wait."

[Rsnoobvid]

aSFFHHHOMGG JIZZED IN MY PANTS MOREE IN THID VID XDDDDDDDD

[th3dude00]

i agree that you're a wastman

[MrMetalloidMan]

Its so monotone its hilarious

[stevocooldude]

LOL! My Roll Over Fucking Laughing Helicopter (ROFL Copter) goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI!!! :P

[GerardIsTheWay]

He sounds so depressed.

[Invisiblecheezburger]

soi=swah?

[Meteorito494]

MICROSOFT SPAM?

[gamemansCPhints]

THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY!

@SUCK MY ELECTRONIC COCK!@ LOL

[RCVideo3]

obviaas is obvious

[Sallyallie89]

"Please stop laughing at me"

This is the first video where I seriously laughed out loud, literally haha XD

[4P3607]

also he can't say:

peice, sawdust, preveiw, caramel.

also he says pages when u type in pp, and says South Easty when you type in sey.

[HunterMarioWorld]

jn kjhgnmhgfdbn,ytrgvjyctrfdhsgtr­tgrft6hgj5rfetg57hfrgtrfgbedb6­tmjyte464m5gb4677gb654g678wt34­ugd3uyx6yjhuvb j7yvthjtdxhe76ux47xbvvhgdxmh says sam

[JonOB2444]

2:08 was fucking hilarious!!!

[quidnick]

steven hawking on crack?

[jacob3178259]

my roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soitxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[andylinkproductions]

so funny!

[KidJackass100]

that was freaking awesome

[CSX8600]

omg, I literally hit the floor laughing when the helicopter part came up!

Literally ROFL!!

[johnbeyer]

lmao

[UnholyShadow23]

LOL

God damn.

[MrDudeer]

can a mac talk to you

[flyfeind187]

hahahahaha that was so fucking funny.

oh i typed on soii on speech and sam sounds like a ninja, hahaha

[mikeloire04]

speakonia is pretty awesome. I still can't get the sam bitch to say lololol without him saying lolalolalola. fucking asshole! XD rofl

[TheJasonishPerson]

1:21 "even though it is ov wee ah...."

[StarmenRock]

Fate Ass.

[FUCKyoside187]

hahahahahahahahaha funny as fuck

[Roflmaoistable]

holy shit that SOI stuff make my jogurt almost blew up on my screen LMAO SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

[Arachnidius]

I'd always thought rofl meant Rolling On the Floor Laughing? Maybe because it was first defined for me by easily offendable fags? :D Lol, it's cool that rofl said by MS Sam sounds like heli blades :) Or is that part of the joke?...

[arceus121]

Ok, officially the best video ever.

[noahanderson15]

lol get ready for fucked up shit lmao

[Twinsmama472]

that PEDIFIAL!!!!

[pier4o1234]

were can i get Microsoft Sam?

[medaex]

My brother says that SOI is from hell. Lol.

Im scared from hearing it...

[FelixTheBarbarian]

he says planker funny at 0:53  plooonker haha

[youvebeenthunderstru]

Pwanter? How FUCKING stupid can I get?

[JPizzicicleParody]

lol when i type fatass it said fuckass.

[clubsoda91]

soi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soisoi soi soi

[gabba1gabba1hey]

aueiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii JOHN MADDEN 

[GodBlessedVideo]

SCTV=Sexualy Computer Transmited Virus WTF?!? hahahaha

[Pintassilgo12]

Soi works on mine, but soy dosen't.

[Leafytree666]

Where would we be without Soi?

[medaex]

@Leafytree666 maybe, still at the airport.

Without soi we can't fly.

[REDTIRANT]

@Leafytree666 roflcars? vroom vroom vroom(speeds up) vroom vroom vroom vroom

ITS just not the same

[potatoewarrior]

@Leafytree666 SWAAAAAaauyuuuussa

[MrFrostbite625]

@Leafytree666 it sounds like swa. 

[Bendyournoodle]

Hey Truseneye, you are aware of the Speakonia Sam voice that can say everything right? It's the same Sam from XP but it's been programmed to be better. Just an FYI, but I do think you know about it. ;)

[Truseneye92]

Thanks for the info :) I have heard of Speakoina however I think this video is more interesting when he can't say things correctly lol :)

[Randomshit1353]

@Bendyournoodle does Speakonia Sam still say soi like he does

[littleboblives]

i am scared of my puter now

[vlad9545]

LooooL

AwEsUM!

[MrWeird15]

i LMAO'ed @ soi part XD

[brucejuice98]

soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi­soisoisoisoisoisoisoiososoiso

[mymomlikewhoa]

i want microsoft sam cuz i only have microsoft anna on windows 7

[aaronjs4]

i only have anna 2 cus i got vista

[ThatGuyFromDefta]

@aaronjs4 download speakonia he's on it along with others

[ANGELO13111]

@aaronjs4 yeah she sucks

[Hafesie]

My sam on speakonia can say most of these things

[Deathofanenemy]

Plonker lolololol

[CodeMonkeyMasta]

PED and SOI are my favorites

how do i get to this man?

[maurcio1973]

SCTV. lol.

[pombenenge]

crowsnester

[Joeyslittlebro]

funnset shit i have ever seen in my life :L:L:L:L

[coakster3]

ResidentEvilDude4 It's a Roflcopter

[bmx65]

where can I find microsoft Sam on windows 7???

[superlynx98]

hey, if u type soi soi soi with no space, then he sez it right!

[nerdelicious5]

PLONKER

[cmneirs96]

lol it says fateass for me

[vadont]

soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

[Yarach]

soi beans!

[jw200]

INIST.

FATEASS.

lol

And that soi.

Just can't stop laughing.

Damn roflcopter lol.

Make more please

[Dash1281]

girls have pwanters....

[vigo894]

Microsoft Sam has a small weiner. He couldn't even screw a titmouse.

[hokage97531]

its scary how it says soi

[cmndermlander]

i got a sctv....

[itsasecrets]

lol what does it do

[cmndermlander]

you dont wanna know lol

[xo4llxb0uttxmiiox]

LOL I love this :}

[SmellingCowboy]

so much lol man your the best. a long time i havent laugh that much

[Adophy1945]

ROFLCOPTER !

[elgrekotube]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! i can't stop laughing!DUDE Y RUUULEEE!!!!)))))))))))

[icy780]

its good, but we dont need a STORY for it, just show us the word and how he says it

just cause you made him cuss doesn't make you cool

[Truseneye92]

Yes we do need a story or else it would be boring. Anyway it is funny when he cusses and that's what gets the ratings up, so you can stop being a damn comment troll and lighten up.

[RuneScapeNetwork1]

fateass!!! LOL!

[nfllovesme]

@Truseneye92 That kid is stupid who said u were trying to be cool?

[sam8404]

@Truseneye92 Keep the story it's so much funnier

[nfllovesme]

@icy780 okay i dnt like cursing ethier yea but who said he was trying to act cool you nerd?

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

bah! if he tries to rape me ill ill tear off virtual electronic cock and shove it up his virtual electronic ass