I Got a Mystery Pacakge!

[MegaErik1968]

dude, I don't care what Olga Kay says, your cool :P

[johnofjordan]

I love the value you get out of your free bag.

Here's a fun factoid... One of the videos in the related videos is of someone whom I once confessed my undying love for. And, yeah, they weren't interested. Suffice it to say that since that my undying love for them had, infact, died. (Bet you didn't see THAT coming... heh.)

I'm sharing way too much in comments and I haven't even been drinking. Go me. lol

[SamProof]

@johnofjordan - oh my! what happens when you do finally start drinking!?

[OhsoKatlike]

BAG HAT! Oh my, your video just made my day! xx

[SamProof]

@OhsoKatlike

aww yay, awesome! :)

[Lilylulay]

I miss getting FiestaMovement Mystery Packages!!

so fun :)

[SamProof]

@Lilylulay

aww, I'll give you a mystery package. :D

[Lilylulay]

bahahahA!

[StarWarsDork]

Bag hag!

[AndySmiirnoff]

my friend likes using maccers take-away bags for bag-hats :D

[KazziKolorZz]

OMG I LOVE MYSTERY PACKAGES!!!!

Once, I got a package in the mail that looked JUST LIKE THAT ONE! And on the front of it next to the bar code it said, "STD" So..My package has an STD. XD Needless to say, I kept it.

[xXSkoomaHeadXx]

ITS ANTHRAX AHHHHHHHH

[itsciwi]

It just so happens I have a "baghat video"

^Video response^

:D

[SamProof]

@itsciwi

nice Ciwi! I remember that one

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Sam.

Mystery packages are fun.

As long asthey are not ticking.

Or leaking...

[kingpolaris]

i want afree bag

[BronyaCovooper]

hey sam, i never got my mystery package from you

[SamProof]

@BronyaCovooper

Omg I'm an ass. OK i have everything sitting on my computer keyboard for when I get back from the Oscar party!

Good lord, thank you for being so cool this whole time !

-Sam

[BronyaCovooper]

@SamProof no big deal sam. i understand youre busy, i mean cmon, youre going to an oscar party.....im just sitting on my couch watching the new tim and eric tonight

[MrMakeDo]

After this, I'm gonna watch "the Mystery Hexagon of Saturn" and then eat some sausages. My life is amazing.

[SamProof]

@MrMakeDo

ouuu sausages!

[JulieOfSuburbia]

Cute Sam is cute :D

[SamProof]

@JulieOfSuburbia

Thanks Julie :)

[LastDanceSaloon]

Something that's been nagging me for ages with your vids is your voice. Don't worry, it's a good voice, I just couldn't help but think it's a different Youtubers! I finally placed it today - you have a remarkably similar voice to Flufee from JLC or flufeetalks or whatever channel he's doing now. Are you from the same area? Same social network? Go to the same bars? Am linguisticly intrigued!

[SamProof]

@LastDanceSaloon

hmm I wasn't familiar with Flufee, looked him up - and he reminds me alot of my friend Tim! but not of me :)

I think I can kind of hear what you're hearing.. though at the same time he says somethings in a way that I'm like "whoa, nice accent!" hahah

I'm originally from Philadelphia, and his bio says Canada so guess not. but who knows, maybe both our parents are from New York or something and that's what it is... cause mine are. :D

[blakrevolva3]

lol just stupid but funny

[SamProof]

@blakrevolva3

I totally agree !

I promise something mo' better is coming

[josemanuelsalgado]

hahaha, senseless and cool

[ocalpd]

Lol bag hat.

[spaceman300]

Great bag hat....!!!!!!

[Streetsignsdontlie]

you are so cute :)

[SamProof]

@Streetsignsdontlie

:) Thanks

[Fbmastahhevyb]

yay bag hat!!!! lol

[P00P0STER0US]

Mystery packages are more fun when they contain food.

[SamProof]

@P00P0STER0US

ironically I'm sitting here debating what to cook right now!

[P00P0STER0US]

Ribs! You can use the extra sauce on crackers. Yes I'm serious, I just finished eating the leftover bbq rib goop with soda crackers.

[SamProof]

@P00P0STER0US

oh man, I wish I had ribs! I'm cooking up a burger and grilled onions!

[P00P0STER0US]

Are you allowed to bbq where you are? My building manager recommended I get a grill like a Forman grill to make burgers and steak. I think I'll try that. I can't bbq where I am, the ribs came from my brother. I mean he cooked them, I didn't kill my brother.

[thedrizzle09]

Sure. My "brother" makes...I mean made great ribs too! :D

[qualqui]

@P00P0STER0US what a relief,...don't eat your kinfolk,...go VEGAN!!!! ; )

[SamProof]

@P00P0STER0US

actually there's a bbq grill in the outside common area of my building, but I never go back there.

[jonesygirl90]

bag hats rock!

[SamProof]

@jonesygirl90

Rock the bag hat!

[SamProof]

@Auslander999

doh indeed, doh indeed.... sigh.

[SamProof]

@Auslander999

hahah wouldn't work anyway, different number of lug nuts

[jibberjabber86]

Bag hat! ROFLMAO!

[SamProof]

@jibberjabber86

:) thanks jib!

[SamProof]

@Auslander999 - if some stole the fiesta's tires they'd be replaced.

[necridos]

You looked disappointed with the tearing of the bag hat. They should really make those things bigger.

[SamProof]

@necridos - well maybe a little, I really thought it was gonna fit better! though the tearing was a pretty good sound :D

[LObese]

I had the same reaction when i got my package. womp womp.

[SamProof]

@LObese - I'm guessing your first thoughts were "Where's the F'ing Bacon?!"

[BaronZombie]

I was hoping someone had mailed you a pancake.

[SamProof]

@BaronZombie

mmmm mystery pancake

[SamProof]

@Auslander999 - thank god I would have an endless supply of wheels for that car

[HxCorpse]

first!!!,,, kidding not that immature, nice video as always

[SamProof]

@HxCorpse - thanks! :)

[MartinStarFlash]

UNSUBSCRIBE

[SamProof]

@MartinStarFlash - hahah sorry I'm not a chick in a bikini dude

[MartinStarFlash]

sorry, did you want me to believe that you were?

[SamProof]

Then what exactly were your expectations?

[MartinStarFlash]

An interesting and enjoyable video blog. Shame pretending a bag is a hat doesn't pass for either.

Sure every now and then you post something rather interesting like that painter guy with the kidney thing. but pretty much everything else passes under sub par

[SamProof]

@MartinStarFlash

So you only like the serious stuff. mk.

[MartinStarFlash]

wrong again, if i had to say I guess I got tired of watching someone be so completely fake

[SamProof]

@MartinStarFlash

And yet we've never hung out, so you couldn't possibly know who I am. based on all the comments on your profile I already knew you were just trolling - so really who's fake here?

but hey, you can't please everyone - and I get that. I'm a very niche specific entertainer.

[MartinStarFlash]

looks like i hit a nerve. lol u mad.

[SamProof]

@MartinStarFlash

not at all :) I'm just keeping you talking.

[MartinStarFlash]

see there's that fake thing we've been talking about. You really need to get a hold of that.

[SamProof]

@MartinStarFlash

Nothing fake about it, I laid it right out there on the table. That's pretty damn honest. But thanks for playing. it's adorable

[MartinStarFlash]

lol cool story bro

[SamProof]

@MartinStarFlash

oh cool you're back!

[MartinStarFlash]

yeah, thanks for proving my point.

[SamProof]

@MartinStarFlash

Thanks for adding to my comment count

[Annaconda1984]

@ (-: but u have 3 nipples?

[SamProof]

@Annaconda1984

hahahaha - who told!? :O

[MartinStarFlash]

ha, wow. Not like I care, whore up as much as you want. lol

[SamProof]

@MartinStarFlash

Well I'll keep replying

[MartinStarFlash]

k, hopefully if it goes well you can make a shitty blog post about it!