Master Chief: Reload (Halo 3 Machinima)

[Tinklydog]

LMFAO can i just get the death penalty

[ghostgamer96bro]

Arbys Fud

[MRmillzRM]

The reason Master Chief never takes off his helmet is because he is Chuck Norris. If he did so the Covenant would immediately surrender, so no more games could be made.

[halolova211]

Haha sav

[syto300]

CRUMPET

[FLAM35W0RD]

IT WAS AVERAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShabbyCamel11]

I'M ALLERGIC TO BULLETS!!!

[xXBosnianSniperXx]

Still as awesome as it was 2 years ago.

[LilJ9117]

lol thumbs up for the tsquared commercial xD

[InfernoAngel147]

Guitarmasterx7 was allergic to bullets BEFORE Toby Turner.

[pinkylover75]

squigy you wouldnt dare hurt JESUS CHRIST

[MyWeirdAdventures]

I'm alergic to bullets!!

[ACGpwns]

@MyWeirdAdventures It doesn't matter if you're allergic to bullets or not,if you get shot you have a 80% chance of dying.

[darkjason78]

does any one find it funny when dick says the master chief is so defencless that where master chief is he's getting shot at as if the dude whos yelling OH MY GOD HES FUCKING IN HUMAN and beating some one is phissicly impossible and yes i know thats from red vs blue but in real life its physsicly impossible

[MrGoodroe12]

is chief a fucking freelancer????????? only Tex could rip out a skull, and beat the owners body to death with it

[Xineombine]

@MrGoodroe12 he's Tex's father

[haloandghostadfreak3]

Awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SakurasMan9]

U SONUN OF A BITCH

[Sonic7598]

O MY GOD HE FUCKING INHUUUUUUUUUMAAAAAAAANNNNNN

[vidmasterx7]

one question did he stop making these because of sanity or what

[hauku99]

:3 EPIIIIIICCCCCC!! LOLx9999999999

[ShadowKyle44]

111 people stood in his semen

[sabasman]

i am allergic to bullets LOL

[HaloAndPortalRule]

2:13 poor arby ;(

[kingxiv34Returnz]

how did they add those lights on foundry

[Kharne66]

7:03

[eduardswagga]

lol times a million

[ultrajetfire12121212]

NICE ''SOMETHING'' YOU FUCKIN FAGGOT!!!

[ultrajetfire12121212]

lol slams is head on steering whell lolololol

[ultrajetfire12121212]

@ekinher .... uhhhhh ok???

[ultrajetfire12121212]

NOW SLAP MY CHEST AND CALL ME BITCH!!! thats the best

[TheEvilGameReviewer]

I WILL OCME INTO UR HOUSE AND KILL UR FAMILY 1:46 epic

[marxgore]

OMG HES FUCKING INHUMAN

[Rodjov12]

Lol, the bit when Master Chief is talking on the phone at 1:46 is a LMAO moment.

[yuji165]

"Ah yes, poor DEFENSELESS master chief..."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH OH MY GOD HE'S FUCKING INHUMAN!!!!!!!"

Lol that really cracked me up and never get tired of it XDD

[Globalmap1]

Watch 7:00, that is freaking hilarious

[ghostgamer96]

arbys fud

[SFairman100]

The first one was better

[killerslayer543]

wow.... WOOOOOOOOOOOW!

[bunnyrabbit202]

IM ALERGIC TO BULLETS!!!!

[aidymacBrago]

Fucking sumo

[Scarifar1]

how did he manage to withstand all those freakin bullets aimed at him (and yes i know about the armor and the possible genetic rearrangement.... this probably shows how little i know about this game)

[jaseandjohn]

@Scarifar1 they probably either nerfed the guns to be useless or amped his armor to god like resistance

[EveryThingHalo4Me]

Make moar!! :D

[StewieX217]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

OH MY GOD HE'S FUCKING INHUMAN!!!

lol funny as hell

[gokus4thson]

111 people cant move in with their fud

[volker136]

LOL turn on the translaed audio captions,.

[ShadowJubJub]

Did anyone else notice at 5:16 that the blue guy sounded like Shippidge a little?

[shaymenmaster2]

@ShadowJubJub if you look at the credits 7:56 its actualy is him

but i bet u already knew that

[ShadowJubJub]

@shaymenmaster2 lol, I was just kinda saying it, but cool to know it really was him.

[DARKRIDERxETFG]

@ShadowJubJub shippidge from white phoenix? i love that guy!

[eXpLodingj2ice2]

I could have arranged the arms room better. And I haven't played Halo3 in YEARS man FUCKING YEARS!!!!

[eXpLodingj2ice2]

No shit hes inhuman. hes a military enhanced super soldier. Dumbass...

[spartan1pound]

teabaging dick:........stop it. XD

[MrBomber116]

whats the song at the end?

[shands99]

guy-hey my blood sweat and seman went into this thing really its whats holding the barnings togheter

cheif-uhh were the seman part

guy-oh its everywere

chief-ok im done here........yea no force of nature can get me back on that ship

[shands99]

chief-OH WHAT THE HELL guy-isnt awsome chief- were did you get this guy-do u see what it is chief-YES I FUCKING SEE WHAT IT IS but were the hell did u get it guy-it's my best firend in the world and it will .5 past light speed chief-what? guy-and it will make the kyslie run in less than 12 parsecs chief-what the fuck does that even mean guy-yep shes the fastest hunk of junk in the galazy chief- i hate it

[EveryThingHalo4Me]

What's gay about two oily men rubbing up against each other in their underwear? :D

[bombadola12345]

CHIEF:OH WHAT THE HELL

[MrReuben13]

whoa he ripped a guys skull our and beat the other guy to death with it thats bad-ass!

[MrReuben13]

at 6:15 there's a wilburforcian odst

[MrReuben13]

oh poor arbiter XD

[atsmithson]

dramatic space ship 2:25

[P3tray]

I just realized, could the sumo wrestling part be a reference to LoZ TP?

[suscriber100]

i will go to ur house and burn it with my indian looooool

[nido16100]

red vs blue joke. he ripped out his skull and killed someone with it

[sNiiPePhAiiL]

That is why this guy is the best machinima director.

[Gummybear889Films]

there should be this show in halo reach

[ToastKing100]

OH MY GOD HE'S FUCKING INHUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[faralli28]

"im allergic to bullets" lmao

[scottsan101]

which one of these is the 1st?

[stalrunner]

@scottsan101 Graffiti Clean Up Crew

[Rockincollin]

@scottsan101 its not graffiti its Return of master chief

[sabasman]

@Rockincollin yhea thats why in the description stand's

:THIS IS A SEQUEL TO MASTER CHIEF: GRAFFITI CLEANUP CREW

[Rockincollin]

@sabasman so? its a sequel to a episode not the first one.if you look at the date graffiti was made in sept. 2008 and and return of the chief was made jan.2008

[silvafgfg]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 1:47 <<<<------- CLICK PLZZZZZ ILLL DIE IF NOT!!!! IF YOU DO THIS WILL BE ME

[757firefly]

o my god hes freken inhumannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

[gaynessfatjo]

you wouldn tdare hurt 'JESUS CHRIST'

[satan4439]

poor defensless master cheif

*gun fire*

OH MY GOD HES FUCKING INHUMAN!!!!!!!!!

[volker136]

poor defensless master chief

AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD HE'S FUCKING INHUMAN!

*dramatic walk*

[pokemonbattlertom]

lol arby'z fud

[darklordofearth]

HAHA everyone watch this on transcribe audio it makes the vidio FUNNY AS FUCK xD HAHA

[Shdowfox11]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhh om my god hes fucking inhuman hahaha funny vid

[Mitsuru345]

ILL BURN DOWN UR HOUSE WITH MY INDIAN TOWERS , ILL RIDE ON THE MAGIC CARPET >:O

[jackeythedoo]

XD MASTER C IS IN JAIL

[rager86]

2:28  its the falcon milenium

[SniperFi2112]

@rager86 lololololol you said falcon milenium lolololololol

[BlindSniperStudio]

name of song at da beggining is???????

[BloodThirtsyCA]

arby's fud rofl

[TheFXGuy]

"Oh, Ow, Krumpet!" rofl this is so much better than red vs blue

[Ryanator118]

@TheFXGuy YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

[metalshield69]

poor arbiter id rather live with him then dick eater

[icummen4tehlulz]

AVERAAAAAAGGEEEE!!!

[Rodjov12]

Oh that Is a piece of hubady bubady I will come round your house and burn it down with my Indian powers I will ride on a magic carpet! That bit was so funny.

[wapbcibl]

whats gay about 2 big oily men rubbing up against each other !!? genious

[YSFilms]

@gunnerjaxx : That's probably why he plays Marcus in Gears No More and White Phoenix

[TheIcebreaker1234]

sqweegy arm the tanks!!! xD

[Sdrawkcab595]

0:01

[gunnerjaxx]

guitarmaster sounds like marcus from gears

[t3hc0mm3nt3r]

@superbrar either arby's way of saying "food" or another way to say "random stuff"

[Dragonslayr1]

"Im alergic to bullets *cough*

[metroidj]

"and it'll make point 5 past light speed." "...what?" " and it'll make the kessel run in less then ten parsec's." the fuck does that even mean?" total lol

[Severepwner]

Fuck Dick move in Arbiter.

[UnrealGalaxy]

Arbiter is funny!

[dude11771]

oh danmit why is killing people so hard XD

[superbrar]

LOL what's "fud" ?

[thundercheif117]

blaawl!

[DTMAN664]

"Ah yes, poor defenseless Master Chief "

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H OH MY GOD HES FUCKING INHUMAN!" lol.

[ants2061]

blood swet and seaman

[GeneralDEWSHBAG]

lol i remember seeing this a longt time ago! So funny! GMX7 is the best at machinima!

[RandomFILM2]

hes fuckin inhuman funny shit

[danieljc98765]

Hwow!

-bump-

HHWWOOOOOOWWW!!!!

[Sargicus]

Arbys Fud!!!!! WOW!

[wherzpancho]

Oh my fucking god this shit is fucking funny as hell, nice work! :)

[halogrunt100]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh OH MY GOD HES FUCKIN INHUMAN

THUMBS UP IF U THINK THAT WAS FUNNY

[jdog12100]

the end is so funny

[skydesignz1978]

zxswfvgbftrhytgtuy

[hellrazer95]

mc:alright arby hes not dead you cant move in

arby:arhhhhhhhg(thud)aaaaaaaaa­aarrrrhg

[MrBlurtit]

Wow you pissed off the UK and India in the same video well done!

[dandyluishalo1]

ok in 1:38 how the hell got a drowing knife

i don´t even whanna know

[22masterchief]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hh oh my god hes fucking inhuman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[hellrazer95]

arbyz fud

[regan1zosa]

hey arbiterit looks like you cant move in hes a hes not dead.

*drops fud* rawwwwwwwwww!!!! lol

[AnarchistBoy36]

Squeegie! Arm the Tanks!!!

[maestroresident]

JAJA ME ENCANTO



[XSBurningKiller1]

slap my chest and call me bitch. lol

[solidsnakedaboss1988]

Thumbs up if you think there should be more Master Chief eps.

[NoobPwner2448]

@solidsnakedaboss1988 talk to guitarmasterx7

[samkelly1045]

Rhyme:

Oh what -> glee <- to be an -> ODST <-

[sometoast1234554321]

Lol so funny

[sometoast1234554321]

motherfucka!!! lol

[syalas1]

what did he scream when he killed thouse 3 er 4 guys..sounded like avrage..

[Silver7161]

OH MY GOD HE'S FUCKING INHUMAN

[smcneil13]

oh,ow,crumpet!

[TehUnlimited]

Arby's Fud

"waaugh"

[kujiko88]

AAAHHH HE'S FUCKIN INHUMANNNNN LMFAO!!! THIS IS SO FKING GREAT

[TheHijackreaper]

You wouldn't dare hurt JESUS CHRIST!

I don't think anyone would hurt Jesus.

[poplglop]

My blood, sweat and semen went into this ship!

[poplglop]

Lol I love it when Dick kills for the first time!

[yoshitotem]

lol millennium falcon!

[kungenchrille]

LMFAO at 2:10 hahahahahhahahahhahaha

[ForestX77]

dude i think pounding the 2nd gaurd with the 1st gaurd skull is kinda.........................­............awesome were the fuck did you get an idea like that

[alliejay100]

ODST's are awesome its just marines regular marines that are shit

[SEXYboydx55]

it will make the kesstle run in less then 12 parsces. I thought that a parsec is a matter of distence not time

[iHaZAsAndWhIcH]

iron man is AVERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[Cboyd1997]

when dick was learnkg how to kill on foundry how did he get those yellow lights there. unless its a modded map.

[MyHaloFan117]

the master chief machinima videos are the best, like master chief returns, and master chief war, and pirates of caribbeaN! mC rocks!

[Drkskater777]

lol tea-bag stop it 6:03

[buleknight12356]

iron man was a awsome movie

[Ralphyboy137]

wats gay about two oily men rubbing agianst each other in their underwear?

[Supermariofanperson]

LOL 2:58 my blood,sweat and semen went into this thing.i was friking drinking coke when i saw this I HAD TO FRIKING SPIT IT OUT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[coolchannel6336]

Lol

CC6336

[ImNotDaBest]

Ali Baba ftw!

[LucasWitt15]

lol the malinium falcon

[dgenerationx199]

Master Chief: Hey Arbiter, looks like u cant move in, hes not ded.

Arby: WHOAH! *puts down fud* WHOAOAOAH!

[bloodsnow00]

drops box Haaaaaaawoooow!

[r0guetr00per1]

"Hey my blood, sweet, and semen went into this" LOL

[metalgrev]

6:15 britsh don t sound like that

[AllenWalker148]

lol 1:34

[AllenWalker148]

lol 1:34

[LazyDog2137]

Did u use mods to make some of this? and nice vid

[ElitevsNinja]

arby'z fud!

[45678cire]

seems like im forgeting some thing ah pants fuckin sumo

[paladinpenguin12]

aaaaaaaahhhh o my god hes fuckin inhuman!!!!! lol

[armycorpsman4]

2:29 LOL Didn't see the Millenium Falcon coming! XD

[Liegacy808]

3:30 To 4:05 Dat Is So Funny

[chriskoloski32]

*squeegee t-bags dicks head*

dick eater:stop it!

[paladinpenguin12]

arby fudz lol

[emarsc]

I KNEW IT. This is the guy from gears no more and white phoenix

[marsh357]

it made the kessle run is less then 12 parsecs!

[armykid222]

Haha James =) I know this kid in real life

[thedoctor1907]

Arbies Fud, hehehehehe

[wampa82]

squidgy u wouldn't dare

oh Jesus fucking christ

[sazier7]

rofl: hey you dropped your......penis....

[12qqjimmy]

Whats the name of the song at the beggining

[poplglop]

I put my blood sweat and semen into it.

Where's the semen?

Oh it's everywhere!

[poplglop]

I will come to your house and burn it down on my magic carpet!!!

[heeropat]

arbys fud

[117Jorn]

OH MY GOD HE'S FUCKING INHUMAN!!!!!!!

[chazmcuklad]

arby lol