Self Defence for DUMMIES !

[mrbruce5151]

Let her rip mate.



[ilike2slug]

Yes mate, wanna see more of your street stuff.

[Robert165]

Please. I'd love to see what you have to teach us. I can tell that it is effective, and has been tested in real life. You explain yourself simply and explain yourself well. And, I can tell you want to help people and share what you have learned.

[kennyalexandercox]

yeah i would like to see what u can show me please :) i enjoyed seeing the video with the 3 slaps to the head

[MrMickik]

i would like to c theses techneques!!

[Horseloverkooder]

Hit men in the balls JKs i think thats meen in all circumstances my bf has never been hit there except when i accidently kneed him and he was on the floor but i think in emergency situations if you can turn around( i learnt this a old youth group) if they jump you from behind send you hand backwards "grab and rip" haha if you know what i meen

[aesomeater]

yes but then there is always peaple who are gonna be dicks with the info

[TheMrBoxiee]

yes yes there is

[walldude100]

yeah lets av look mate

[regulus015]

Try hitting the gym

[chaas97]

yes do it

[leftylethborg]

ive been boxing 8 years now since the age of 10

the best way to take a big men down the following not in order

1. the groin everyone over looks the kick/knee to the groin it will drop almost anyone

2. the eyes (the hands can't hit what the eyes cant see ) fingers slaps to the eyes work

3. slaps to the ears can knock even the biggest bloke of balance

4. running if you cant win get out of there use the above to assist you scream while you do this

these are simple yet effective

cheers

[SuperEmodude101]

yes

[theboldcodman]

Sorry i don't speak Urdu

[Pompsilinko]

I am definetaly interested FatAussieBastard rules!!! :D

[iseedeadpplz]

im interested

[Navlek79]

mate i always try to knock a big man out... it's impossible. when i was smaller didn't know how to punch i broke my wrist. they say it's easier if you just attack the balls.... it don't work.

[stevepass1970]

mate you're a legend. Would love to see what else you've got to show us. Great stuff.

[alunilida]

the name of this dude is?

[MrVewj]

interested.

[tricepsish]

yeah Australian Yobo, there is quite a few vids like this

[nykspree08]

how to SPELL self defenSe for dummies

[blackandblueskate]

@nykspree08

He's australian, so he speaks proper english, so it is defence.

[elliottisaac345]

@nykspree08 he spelt defence right?

[leavingbristol]

@nykspree08 fucking yankees...

[theboldcodman]

@nykspree08 Listen yankee cunt, don't teach real english speakers how to speak english.

[nykspree08]

@theboldcodman ok lets make a deal. you teach me how to speak english, and ill teach you how to grow a mustache and not look like an out of shape captain hook

[RoBoslim75]

YEA AUSSIE!



[mixedgrain]

Hey FAB! I definitely would be interested in that vid. I am a small guy (160cm) with glasses. Some guys in clubs seem to get a big lift out picking on small guys, I need to have an answer to that. Looking forward to your vid. BTW are u in the Gold Coast still?

[Zephyesa]

@mixedgrain hit waht you can mate, if they are too big to reach then kick em ih the balls, knee caps where ever, punch hard into ribs, its not important where you hurt them, just as long as you hurt them, anyone feels pain everywhere so dont ever be intimiated by a guy bigger or taller than you are.

[GitarrPwnz]

@mixedgrain Check out Bas Rutten's videos of street fighting combat. All of his stuff is great.

[masterweaver614]

I would love to see this

[xAdamIsDaBombx]

lol this is so dumb



[455cornhole]

hell yeah

[DCICHiieGO]

yes plz

[betta144]

yes,i agree

[Obeahdemon1]

Yeah mate, go for it!

[StoicObserverS]

Yessirreebob! I want the dummies series! Yep yep yep!!!

[HeapsGoodGuy]

Yes, if you keep the attitude

[MrObetron]

There is a BIG market.

[JoeBowden1910]

im interested



[Megorniph]

Yes! Lots of interest!!!

[WalakkerproductionS]

Just kick him in the balls.

[braydenbeautiful]

who could argue with a man who has a stash like that?!

[Greg87145]

"The bigger the opponent is, the better these techniques work." (Or, the bigger they are, the harder they fall.)

But what if you're attacked by a dwarf ? This stuff wouldn't work at all.

[highheadjester]

@Greg87145 LMAO... JUST LOL..

[mixzrulz]

dont talk about it, do it already, what a waste of time this video was

[kezzaafmsa]

make the lessons mate, theyd be great

[uzi1951]

Yanks just carry guns.

[iTeQNikal]

If you keep fast forwarding the vid and skipping parts all it seems he's doing is talking, come on BARstard we want some action!

[sebastiangcooper]

Absolutely - bring on the lessons.

[weebam199]

wooopppaaaahaa that means yeah :D

[0arcane0]

yeah do it fat boy

[Andybaby]

Technique is one thing, but for most people, the fear of being beaten up will override any training. ie when the moment comes, and a real, violent person is right there in front of you, seriously ready to hurt you, most guys will surrender to a panic attack, and forget all training. Am I wrong?

[devonmac95]

@Andybaby I would say it all depends on the person. I know that if I was actually afraid, I wouldn't freeze up. I would be so afraid that I would want to fight back or run, to protect myself from harm.

[devonmac95]

@Andybaby now i know why this was flagged lol, it doesnt really make much sense. i guess i know because i've been in the situation before i guess. and the rest you said just was unrelated to my post. this uploader is really cool and it is not in my rights to start random arguments on his videos.

[Andybaby]

@devonmac95

What was flagged? Btw for the record, I'm a fan of FatAussieBastard, and am not disagreeing with you, just wondering if it's possible to 'train' to keep your cool when suddenly confronted with a real world violent attack.

[devonmac95]

@Andybaby oh, on my pc it shows ur previous comment flagged as spam for sum reason. But ya I feel like if you have experienced it enough, that you will become desensitized(sp.?) to it. Also it can be genetics, some people are born to fight back while others aren't.

[MrGH3Man4]

I'm Intrested

[Winklenut]

I'm interested.

[radedm]

where are the videos dawg?

[lameristotel]

Where are the videos please ?

[snitz2008]

yeh do it

[Ravenite1]

lol where can I find your fighting credentials?

[MegaHeavyD]

I just recently got into MMA. I am a beginner in martial arts. I do have wrestling experience from my high school days but that is it. I am trying to get back into shape. As I said I am a beginner and am willing to learn as much as I can. I am definately on board. I also wanna learn to defend myself because I am a avarage size guy. being only 5'8". I am also a docile and mellow person. I think because of that people take me as someone they can pick on.

[fx02zbn]

Yesssss please ya fakker

[MrBadApple999]

i subbed just cause of the accent

[332680074205]

i think there is a huge market for it. cuzz i don´t feel i need to know how to yall yes sensai and no sensai in japaness or how to bow correctly i just need to know how to defend myself and others with tekniks that work. so big thumbs up from me.

[135CTDR]

yes

[mho4471]

Thanks, mate. Truly enjoy all your vids, especially the self-defense.

[smallballkid]

I WOULD SAY SO NOT ALL PEOPLE CAN AFFORD SELF DEFENCE CLASS WOULD BE HELPFUL

[megadiscounts]

so do it please. i am a bouncer for 2 years now. i continuosly practice mua thai and jiu jutsu but i would rather not have to rely on strenth always but am also very quick. i need things that hurt and drop you fast

[sammylava]

subtitles pls

[wiccanmoonman]

Kick them in the nuts and win every time.

[WILDBILL778407]

YOU DIDN'T SHOW ANYTHING ON THIS VIDEO

[elmnop13]

yeah do it cause alot of dummie out their.

[abysmal660]

Do it.

[TheJabin80]

do it

[MajestiqueJewels]

yeh mate i would love to see some of your styles..;Great idea

[tattooism]

Do it mate,I'd be interested to see more tips.

[SuperSalaciouscrumb]

ah thanks man I feel much safer now

[TedAndBlaiseMagic]

thats just a tease please just do it

[william1234509876]

do it yes there is

[MrVisuljak]

dooooo itt

[raysizemore83]

do it!!!



[MrLurpaq]

DO it!!!

[faffytron]

do it !!

[slosstitute]

do it!!

[jhmson28645]

sure is market

[dobermannbite]

Have you flippin done it yet?? x bless you x

[BluePaisley]

Kick him in the Nuts?? Umm pull on his ridiculous moe then head butt him on the top of his nose?? make him move around and after 5mins K.O. him because he's so fucked because he's unfit and old??

Just a few Ideas :)

[rusputen]

@BluePaisley hahahahahahahahaha now YOU watch WAY to many movies..In a real fight lets face it bro u get kicked in the nuts (provided it actually lands), its gna fuel ur anger..fighting is about situation,strenth,speed,judgem­ent and heart..it is one of those things ur either born with or ur not and yes, a sucker punch or a poke in the eyes may "win" you a few fights but when a real life situation happens where u gna really FIGHT.i wouldnt suggest ur teckniques to any 1 :)

[BluePaisley]

@rusputen - Whats that??? ***POKE*** oh yea can't see now huh bitch lol jks... Well I'm in one of the worst Suburbs in S.A. and I'm still here so can't be all that bad!

[rusputen]

@BluePaisley haha no ways u also in south africa? we kicking ass in the rugby! hahaha

[BluePaisley]

@rusputen - South Africa??? What the fuck... Nah mate South Australia!

[DrShittyBottomHammer]

@BluePaisley hillbrow?

[devonmac95]

@rusputen in a real fight, if you get kicked in the nuts, your gonna be one hurtin son of a bitch haha

[devonmac95]

@BluePaisley haha idk why but that made me laugh

[brendon1001]

yes mate



[sariiaxx]

can you show me some

[usynn]

do itttt :D



[jackbox1971]

I'm 6'6" and a stiff breeze can knock me down.

[gullyganjaman95]

yeh mate do it please

[mreous333]

Make a enough videos, you could surely market a DVD

[Chargeglass]

@mreous333 Bobby, ;)

[wherewildthings]

it souds good to me

[raymondmaglarisify]

u fight to much lol



[David43515]

I`m always interested in something like that. It`s great to hear how someone else looks at it when things go rough.

[MrFlagon]

make it free you fuken mug

[moontan1981]

FAB,

In my search for decent stuff regarding self defence, I have noticed a LACK of decent techniques! As a disabled man who gets scum picking on me because of my appearance, I used to "train" (in the loosest sense of the word) with my enormous baldy friend, overpowering each other.

But is there a market for techniques for real people to use , as opposed to the overly athletic? YES!

[MrDrazi1]

i do think there is a market for dumies on you tube. i have people asking me all the time how to knock some one out. they ask because they seen me do it and im only 5'9 135 lb. i think people do want to see more of you and more of how they can protect them selves.

[trin2blost187]

yes



[mainegypsies]

I'd love to see that!

[moyah88]

yes there is mate

[ukjamie96]

Yeah, go do it dude!

[2012WeDone]

self defence for dummies is a glock....

[keyblader489]

@2012WeDone lol



[dancelikeoshea]

Don't be scared. Do it.

[freewilly2fly]

do it...

[Warkyle5]

@1RealityBroadcasting Yeah he is not, i think he is just complying with the haters/trollers for more views.

[dripdryer]

takin a big person to groud is pre simple, just go for the solar plexus, they drop like bitches

[codywinterful]

@dripdryer ....... if you don't know what you're talking about,,, keep it to yourself

[bighitsproductions1]

@codywinterful No hes actually right..Its a charm worker aha

[cain1022]

yea lets see it, i was in mixed martial arts for a few years and i'm always looking to learn new things, so post some lets see some technique on knocking out fastly. i love knocking people out. its the greatest way to win a fight dont you think. lol

[alpunkbrewster]

do it

[MIORIGAMI]

Geez, I thought this WAS self defense for dummies. Lol! Looking forward to watching some, if you post them.

[1997jordan1997]

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[issacmark1]

do it

[elvinsmith]

Yes do it

[milo13ist]

do it big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperNoahmiller]

si senor

[bjm355]

Let's see what ya got!!!

[AnglOsAxOn2]

So did you make any? Have I missed them? I dont look at a lot of vids on y/t regarding s/defence because they bore me, you however may be interesting to watch.

[FerretStyle101]

Hommer Simpson?! Nice handle bars.

Nah just teasin fat boy, but seriously it sounds like you've answered your own question. We like that violent shit, don't you watch tv?

[STEVE4633]

the name, "fat aussie bastard" makes me piss myself XD

[addicted946]

Ok...so I get accosted by some walking eclipse who's intention is to rearrange my person to where I wouldn't be out of place in lady ga ga's wardrobe...and in my defence I say "watch it low life! I have watched "the fat Aussie barstard"defence video's on you tube!!" and he says.........me to!! w.t.f. do I do then?............RUN?!!!!!

[broadfall]

awesome, go for it. yes, i think there is a market because the world is getting more violent.

[MrDuiman]

do it

[221Dw]

Do it

[1fightforright23]

I have just recived my door supervisor licence and would luv to know how you handled things.

[mathewtheblack]

Go for it FAB! I know a few things but I'm always keen to learn more. Love the slap thing though, even if they didn't go down, you've slapped the equilibrium out of em.

[cluedo31]

Now then fatty, i have twenty years in the martial arts, but know fuck all lol, dont mind admitting it. Be great to see what you got.

[silencersandwomen]

Too right mister! Let's get them videos out there. Bet you know some mean techniques! I wanna learn 'em please!

[MyLionFighter]

fatty done martial arts for 4 years

[4evermaco]

do it big fella

[chops909ie]

Hell yeah... I'll watch your video's ... Learning from the wise older man... I bet You've manny of ass kicking stories I here them too... Keep making those video's

[1JStyLeZ1]

iam fucking watching :D

[misamadrisa1]

lets do this!

[BerwynPotHead420]

Did he do it?

[cigarchomper95]

that sounds alright... i'll watch

[johnbobful]

I'll watch it you fat Aussie bastard

[HimiJendrix21]

I'd watch!

[tomato6999]

there is for me pal i do need some help to defend myself against the muggers around my town cheers

[rayscoot123]

do it



[DarkEvilCookie]

i would like to see you teach :D

[billobob01]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppp­pp

[flguy0123]

I would love to see such videos and Thank You!

[JewsefPonder]

DO IT MY MATE

[jshads88]

why always with the big guys? im 6ft 6, dont be hatin =p

[bigbzon]

@jshads88

Probably because he's 4ft himself.

Everyone around is a big guy.

[TehAwesomishdude]

notice how he spells can't like "can,t in 2 videos "I can,t stand it anymore !" and how to knock A BIG MAN OUT"

[tarlietnic]

yes

[italianstali01]

ur awesome i think its a great idea

[doodoostickstain]

well, considering it was uploaded two year ago...and he said he just needed to set up a bag and a friend...i'm not holding my breath, but thanks for the offer all the same ^_^

[vothry]

No need to ask. Let's see it.

[Hivemind293]

there can be! put them up!

[arubian06]

sure, put em up!

[2372nopaintowing]

well i learned to talk my way out of a fight because i told them about there center of gravity yea