25 Cent Abortions and 100 Dollar Light Bulbs

[Kunggreen]

one of my fav TJ vids , ever =)

[ExaltedSolution]

Richard Dawkins impression was great

[ExaltedSolution]

When you opened the fridge door it was EPIC.

[Dare2B7]

@ExaltedSolution Your right!! its soo funny when hes closing the fridge you hear the cans and bottles on the inside of the door

[Dare2B7]

LMAO , not enough water in the oceans for that motherfucker!

[sXs0n4R]

THis was one of the most entertaining vids I've ever seen

[TearsOfWar1]

I will burn your house down using lemons!

[endthedisease]

Little kids charge a $1 for that shit now. They try to sell you other shit too. I remember when it was a quarter.

[MikkaVelli1991]

TJ merges humour and truth together so effortlessly.

[JonathanMorganFilms]

I don't know why, but this is probably one of my favorite videos of his.

[Satfenfilms]

@JonathanMorganFilms one of my favourites as well. Too bad he doesn't make videos like this anymore(or not often)

[ympanson]

this cheese is impossible. HALP MEH CHEESUS!

[randomnoone]

whats the point of being pissed off and unhappy? i useto be pissed off all the time and hated every thing then i just let go of all the bullshit i cant change why should i care about what any one else believes a? why not just make the best of life and not be negative all i care about is my self and my family i just try to be happy and enjoy my time here on earth now. fuck god and the government im not trying to changes any ones mind anymore there is no point

have a nice day =)

[zubestr]

@TEhaji me too lol

[Nikolai7575]

He's gotten a lot more comfortable with speaking to a camera.

[TheAtheistWanderer]

Lemonade is pretty good, I'd never trust a kid a make drinks or food though.

[davetista]

10:32 lol He's saying Taiwan!

[TEhaji]

I watch his vid's while I shit, is that okay?

[DevilsNWO666]

wagner didn't fucking write mountain kings

[Dethenger]

@DevilsNWO666

Grieg!

[BenRen316]

This is fucking vintage TJ, would LOVE more video's like these!!

[tarstarkusz]

ELO did a great mountain king cover. You can actually hear/watch it on youtube.

[TearsOfWar1]

Lemonade sucks asshole dick. 

[Cuntfinger]

Even Jeffrey Dahmer's got fans, lol

[TheMassaCreature]

@NINBNIN Thank you, Captain Obvious.

[1987Twitch]

Wagner didn't write Mountain King. That was Edvward Grieg :P

[lisalovesjosje]

abortion stand! hahahahaha i like that

[jabbles1029]

Fuck Bill O'Reiley

[TheMassaCreature]

I know you probably won't read this comment, TJ, and even if you do, you probably wouldn't care, but I love the FUCK out of you, and you're my hero. Every sentence you ever say is a thrust into my ear pussies. Just sayin'.

[Klonzepam]

@TheMassaCreature MassaCreature, it's a small world

[Babkockdood]

Happy 500th video, bro.

[88Keyz101]

the Donald Trump comment was so awesome LOL

[CombineStern]

This video made me die.

[886Trank]

This video made me want cheese.

[malcolm9001]

XXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDD "abused small animals" XXXDDDD LOLLL!!!

[0neManVVolfpack]

it's not Wagner. It's Grieg. Just for those who wondered

[davetista]

ROFL Nice stoner impression, man!

[hrabia99332]

25 cent, is this a new 50 cent's kid ?

[xomiakas]

If I would be an atheist priest, what would I do... I'd fuck a christian girl and cum inside, then escape to Soviet Russia, where the vatican fucks can't find me. I would wait for 9weeks(yrs?) and cum back to her - if she's made the abortion she's officially an atheist, if not - she's back in my blacklist. BACK TO BLACK BIAATCH

[5959512]

If there any kids watching go start a abortion stand....I fucking love TJ lol

[S3ANnnnn]

original TAA videos are the best

[pumarunner88]

@S3ANnnnn TJ's TheAmazingAtheist channel has gone through 3 basic phases at this point. The 1st one being this type right here where a lot of shit he said was or at least seemed fairly off the cuff, the video quality sucked, but the content was absolutely classic, and fewer people could relate to it than now. Then there was his 2nd phase, the "Self-Commercializing" phase, highlighted by his videos where he used his whiteboard. Now he's gone all Lucasfilm on our asses with Cody. All are dece.

[pumarunner88]

@S3ANnnnn That said, I still tend to agree with you. I think his shittiest period was the first few months with Cody behind camera... they just weren't fully clicking yet. But now, I think they pretty well got things on track. He still puts out a fairly decent product, if you ask me.

[Ramiromasters]

@CynicalCatharsis Good. Of course... youtube is not a chat room, but they sure have videos, we all know videos can be altered, but numbers always read the same logic never stops being logic. With that said, the most simple and to the point video I have seen so far about the 911 physics is "911 simple physics structural failure vs controlled demolition."

I don't think people knowing the true really matters now... but I'm the kind of person who enjoys popping Jesus, Santa, and Bin L bubbles...

[pumarunner88]

@Ramiromasters Damn, can I relate to this post about popping Santa/Jesus/etc bubbles. For a long time, I found myself caring a lot more about the whole religion thing much more than I do now. Now, I've come to terms with the fact that I personally can only do so much to support "the truth", and I just like to piss religious people off when they say stupid shit more than anything at this point.

[Ramiromasters]

@pumarunner88 Thanks... its good to see like minded people. I like argue with Christians till they get on a circular logic path, Muslims make me sad because they actually look hurt... so I don't mess with them much, but 911 its definitively my favorite because few people get hurt, not many love the proposer of bullshit like in the God arguments and every now and then you actually awake one. Keep it up!

[Ramiromasters]

@CynicalCatharsis So my PhDs are irrelevant, ok well then I declare yours irrelevant as well, is that fair?

I mean if we are going to ignore evidence and shit... why not convert to Christians too?

What is the motivation for people to keep it quiet or agree? Because of people like you who attack, if you dare to speak against the "word" you are a "conspiracy nut" not many have the guts. This is provable if you have pen paper and a physics book, want to try? I'll walk you through.

[BetterLivinThruJesus]

favorite TAA video ever

[NewAgedRage]

When life gives you lemons, sell stuff to stupid people.

[TheTubeTimeMaster1]

His RD impression kicks ass.

[FiliusVeritatis]

13:45 Actually a sharp knife is less likely to hurt the user than a dull one. Sharp knives can be used with less force and more control. But if the cut does occur anyway they also leave a cleaner cut that will heal better than a cut inflicted by a dull knife.

[Nagneto]

I love lemonade

[PyreOfFate]

Fuck you TJ. I AM immortal!

[Llawliet246]

It's so ironic that this is the one day in my life that I saw a bunch of kids with a lemonade stand. What the fuck.

[PyreOfFate]

How tall are you TJ?

[sponjiraggae]

No need to create paranoid schemes in your mind in order to explain things you cant understand.

By believeing that non-sense you prove to have a thought process no different that of a creationst.

[Mirata87]

King of the mountain hall was written by Grieg, not Wagner. :)

Anyway, great video :D

[yuo252]

@theamazingterroja I'm way more violent then people on the football team i would fuck them with a fucking knife!

[Ramiromasters]

@CynicalCatharsis So you just named a bunch of things that you thought it could give credibility to the government story witch you accept as true... as if I wasn't going to ask my self, where are this Phds? as if I didn't know the 911 commission was the one appointed to "verify" the government story, composed of 10 people.

If you watch the amazing atheist, I imagine you are an atheist too right? or a critical thinker?

[niriop]

@Ramiromasters Conspiracism is a religion; you believe only the words of the "prophets" pre-selected for you.

[Ramiromasters]

@niriop Interesting, so I'm not a free thinking person I follow prophets, while on the other hand you belong to the free thinking society who is described by people who agree with what mainstream media tells them to think.

So tell me more about this terrorist, where do they hide at? how does a free mind like you does to find out this facts?

[yuo252]

@Ramiromasters No we don't follow media. We follow fact.

[niriop]

@Ramiromasters You don't get it do you? I look at the evidence and the counter-evidence, and I see conclusive, falsifiable reason to believe that on 11th September 2001, 19 Islamists, funded through a terror network asspciated with Osama Bin Laden (Al-Qaeda technically did not exist then (see Curtis' Power of Nightmares)) flew planes--not missiles!--into the New York WTC towers in an achievement of ignorance despite a supposed difficulty, as well as into the Pentagon and a field in Pennsylvania.

[Ramiromasters]

@niriop Well I had no idea I was in the presence of someone like you, perhaps now I can finally set to rest some doubts.

1) one month previous to 911 the insurance on WTC was renewed, to include terrorist attacks for each building, and 3 months prior to 911 the power that general had to shut down a plain if they violated air space was taken away and giving to secretary of defense, by Dick Cheney.

How do you explain this? causality?

[niriop]

@Ramiromasters "the insurance on WTC was renewed, to include terrorist attacks for each building" Standard practice.

"was taken away and giving to secretary of defense, by Dick Cheney" Cheney was a power-hungry tyrant; he took over many other privileges during his first months in office.

What does all this mean? Absolutely nothing; it is not positive evidence for anything. You're arguing like a creationist and infering from where there is nothing. In a paranoid mind there is no coincidence...

[Ramiromasters]

@niriop

As expected the test was not to see if you would call it a coincidence... that is the only thing someone in your position could argue, the test was to see if you addressed the time line. If you would had said it was also a coincidence or came up with a reason, that would mean you did considered the facts, but you didn't you "blinkered it out" to fit your argument... I know you won't accept it, humans need continuity, we hold our believes like a cave man food, till we calm down. lol u ok

[niriop]

@Ramiromasters The fucking time isn't important! It doesn't *prove* anything! It is not *positive* evidence! Your epistemology is fucked!

Don't try to twist it the fuck around; you're the religious zealot here. You can't accept Hanlon's Razor: that any sufficient incompetence is indistinguishable from malice. You're indirectly painting some of the dumbest motherfuckers in American political history as highly apt evil geniuses who have pulled off the greatest hoax imaginable. Now THATS retarded!

[Ramiromasters]

@niriop dumbest motherfuckers in American political history: why? why are they so dumb? because the average american its broke or in debt?

Dick Cheney and Bush families are extremely rich, college graduated, both guys head mega corporations even if they could live of interest alone, and took a brake to head the USA 2 times... and the rest of the administration are aggressive competitive politicians.

Sorry but I can't agree with you, even if don't completely agree with them, they are press tight.

[niriop]

@Ramiromasters Yep, true genius: watch?v=AioJbNL1JS8

[Sethris134]

Wait, i've seen this before...

[theycollectus]

good stuff as usual TJ-you crack me up-more videos like this plz

[naomi22345]

you're a manly man :)

[Ramiromasters]

@CynicalCatharsis How did you came up with that conclusion?

[whealler100]

I feel like home made lemonaid is the only kinda that tastes good >,> Though ya sure abortian stand ill try that out

[JamesEzSecretChannel]

love that hilariously relevant Trump reference

liked

[MonoGrinded]

ah i remember this one, thanks for uploading! Where do you find these anyway?

[thelittlegreenliar]

This makes modern TJ look like a box of kittens

[spanishfort99]

Wagner didn't compose in the halls of the mountain king, Greig did.

[mycommentsalwaystrue]

wagner didnt compose in the hall of the mountain king..

[LegalHeroin]

TJ looks so badass with long hair

[aazocurries]

i'm 16 is that too old for a abortion stand

[GiantDanish]

I need an extremely sharp ceramic knife for cutting sushi rolls..

[Bluebelle9289]

Two anti-choicers had a hissy fit after viewing this awesome video.

[Ramiromasters]

Dude 911 was a true conspiracy, like water gate ok... get over it.

[BlackBullNDN]

@Ramiromasters There goes intelligence.

[Ramiromasters]

@BlackBullNDN A creationist believes what the bible says. If science say the earth its 4.5 billion years old and have proof, a creationist would say; well your proof must be wrong because the bible says its 4 thousand years old.

Replace the Bible for the government, instead of creation 911, instead of the devil Bin Laden. Every time I try point out a flaw on 911 story, someone like you points back at the 911 report... who really is the dogmatic? who keeps pointing at the book?

[DaBossk]

this isnt true.

[CHAOSin8bits]

don't worry, TJ!

in the 1931 film "M", a child serial killer whistles "in the halls of the mountain king" on habit, wich is one of the things that get him caught by an angry mob.

[etazra78]

I wonder if TJ likes the "Happy shiny people" song :D

[Gameboygenius]

16:58 Now I get the shit sandwich reference in "The Atheist Agenda".

[Clawdragoons]

Ugh, this video made me want to get laid.

I'm a 19 year old virgin. I know there's older out there, but I don't care. It sucks.

[ApexAurajin]

@Clawdragoons

When the time comes you will be rather disappointed afterwards...

[MagMag96]

you should get laid, its kinda cool

[sirbestnameever]

@Clawdragoons if u get to 21 fuck a whore not worth waiting around for somthing better

[AntonymousRecon]

@Clawdragoons I feel your pain.

[hanspeterpitsch]

@Clawdragoons Get laid. took me till 19 too. Was my own fault, didn't want to fuck just some bitch lol. Don't give up I know how it feels

[MoRgUe27]

@Clawdragoons dont sweat it, i was about 20 when i lost mine...it seems like its a big deal, and that you'll be a different person when you lose it, but thats not the case at all

its not some huge enlightening moment or anything, its just fun and feels good

just go about life as normal, but if you're in a store or resturaunt and a girl is making small talk or w/e with you, just ask for her number before you leave...dont be afraid to ask, you can always say "at least i tried" if she says no

[HarshDiscipline]

@Clawdragoons

it's ok man, i was 20

[Nathan54AB]

@Clawdragoons I'm almost 21, I haven't gotten laid yet, and I honestly don't give a shit.

[pumarunner88]

@Clawdragoons Don't feel too terrible, man. My 21 year old buddy has had no luck whatsoever in the getting laid department, and I'll tell you straight up that at 22, I've only banged my ex girlfriend from high school. What he said about women early on in the video is often true. I only now seem to have women my age who aren't just drooling over the bad boy assholes and who aren't completely unable to understand a good thing when it's in front of them. Shits hard, bro.

[Clawdragoons]

@pumarunner88 Yep.

Of course, my situation is a bit different than most people's, but... I guess I don't really need to go into that. I'll just take the reassurance. So, thank you for it.

[musicfan018]

@Clawdragoons same here man!

[blah64924]

@Clawdragoons its called beer give, give it to girls and watch the magic

[Clawdragoons]

@blah64924 I wish things could work like that, but such a tactic wouldn't, and couldn't, work in my situation.

[MidMASS2]

@Clawdragoons Sex is overrated.

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@Clawdragoons It's funny because I'm a virigin and I don't care too much.

[ADeadlierSnake]

No dislikes because the only people who wouldve disliked this video are the ones who got killed while watching it =D

[resincoatedlungs]

wow, he was like bill hicks.

[Nonsensei436]

lol ginsu vorpal edition

[CaptainPeenNoPants]

tjs representing the the pot heads fucking yes! now im going get high off my ass eat a lemon

[Alucard746x]

Fucking fuck TJ sure loves to fucking say fuck all the god damn fucking time o,o

[TheCryoScales]

I'm just imagining TJ's child in 10 years finding this video and being shocked at the Abortion stand comment

[parkerhewan]

I lol'd about Bill O'Reily

[distortion041]

now this is something i can play minecraft to :D

[SmaragdineSage]

LOOOOOOOOOL news hair and makeup is ricockulous!!!!

[superaznyeah]

seventh?

[Patman128]

BRICK! YOU MUST HAVE BRICK!

[TearsOfWar1]

Lemonade is shit, it's only good if it's mike's hard lemonade.

[ickupgrl]

You are more eloquent now



[ickupgrl]

You used to say "fuck" alot, TJ!

[redshift912]

my favorite video of his.remember when this was first posted

[KodyDK]

First