Things that annoy me - Vol.1

[MrGrog88]

i hate fish eating vegetarianis

[hvytraffik]

your facial structure annoys me.. can i break it?

[chevkoch]

What happened to the VCR?

[GestureStew]

fuuuuuucking hell, are you on serious meds? I think you may have developed a digression addiction.

[moritykee]

woh.

[kestil]

pretty cool, might subscribe but i dunno!!

[miniaturerabbit]

LOL That's hilarious!

[LoveMattersMost]

You have just scrambled all my brain cell synapses! Everything is re-wired and completely scrambled. If I blink, my left arm raises, if I scratch my ear, I sneeze uncontrollably. I hope the effects will wear off and return to normal with time. Thank-You for this interesting experiment. Bye the way, I'm typing this with my feet now!...please, help me! ; ) hehe!

[qwechsk]

You are really cute. I like you ;)

[xxPEvexx]

i agree with qwechsk.

[Skorsch]

ZOMG! We got the same music for our latest vidz..I mean this one and mine! zomg! we are soulmates :D

[xXxiHeaRtLoLipOpzxXx]

Huh?...

[knoxgunn]

Miss you

[twin7819]

Rivetting.

[Skorsch]

OOOKAY! i bet u hate people who dont come to an end during their explanations.... SAME HERE ^^

[h3ctorgs]

cherry cola wtf this can be happening

[Opera1942]

You inspired me to try this at a party. It was very interesting to see how long the person would tollerate it. Amazingly he was very polite and lasted for almost 5 minutes. He finally found some excues to go the to food table - or was it the wine table.

I was instructed by a very good teacher. Thanks for the -- uh - inspirational -- video. (I probably will not see this person again - he will avoid me like the plague) --

Tom

[cheers123jojo]

omg i am so confused

[smokebombhill]

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

[bluerox93]

Sorry about all the drama in your life!

[MrRay47]

LOL I know just the people to send this link to. I hope some will appreciate it and I hope others will get the hint. aloha ray :)

[Firithfenion]

What actually annoys me is the season. I don't like winter in Berlin when everything is dark and dirty. If I could, I would go to bed and hibernate like a groundhog until spring comes back.

[PariahOlympics]

hehehehe.....Very true, to many around me that do that too. But even funnier is the fact the YouTube spawned related videos on the whole cornucopia of tangents that rant included :>

--love the vids--

[vuldafer]

"she couldn't even see her own...feet" LOL that pause was to die for! XD

And also, I LOVE cherry cola..it's my favorite. They don't sell it in my city though :( *cry*

[astrolox]

Quite funny :)

[revilomat]

Well I just hope he has also a good job, that adds something to the family..and of course so that he can provide for poor Mary! Btw, what is this Jens guy working again? Doesn't he even have a car that you sister can use? Ahh, these guys, who can't even provide a car for their girls..I don't know what the girls are thinking these days? At our time, men were still gentleman! Ahhh. *sighs* Bad times... *shakes head*

[revilomat]

Well, it was so nice to talk to you again! You will give Mary a biiig, *wink* haha, hug, from me, yeah? Byeee!

--

I love it when a few persons like that meet up, and you have to sit right next to them. It gets especially nice if you know the people that they are talking about. ...

Ahhh. *sighs* Bad times... *shakes head*

:P

<3

[revilomat]

So, one of my relatives is married to someone who is working for Coca Cola?? No way! That is like, so awesome! Now, could you ask Mary, if she could ask her sister to give me a call? You know, I should probably really care more about that family relationship... family is so important, don't you think?! And who knows maybe I can get Vanilla Coke cheaper? Haha.

Yeah, I mean, he didn't say anything about Vanilla Coke, right?

[revilomat]

On another note, do you think Mary and the neighbor with the nose...? I mean, with him, always being at her place every other Sunday or something...? Come on, there is something going on... But I mean, at least their kids probably wouldn't need a gastric bypass, since they would be all active and stuff... always circling the house. Round and round. Haha.

[ydnab]

I miss the sexy glasses, and the 9+ minute episodes of Ally rant/goofiness... please bring them back, with plenty of seductive sugar... wherever you want it.

[MissJanieHere]

funny video!

[Mazth]

"And then this one time, at band camp..." :x

[HyperD83]

lol. maybe ally's video was inspired on that scene of american pie. who knows... wait... she knows! lol.

[Wuebeling]

Nooo! I adore cherry coke! They can't stop making it! :(

[GaeriSummer]

Screw Cherry Coke. We'll always have Dr. Pepper!

[AericWinter]

Huh, the Icelandic community is more closely knit than I'd thought.

I'm sorry, you lost me at VCR.

[mondostar]

you have the coolest voice ever. i love your vlogs!

[Lizzeh94]

Haha.. This is wonderful.

^.^

[nbwulf]

If I had time and skill, I'd animate this story... It'd be awesome.  Especially the cat + VCR...

[raegoesdown]

AHH! my dad is like that and takes really, really, really SLOW. ugh!!K!K!J!s

[Mazth]

Huh no Clover? What happened? ... *confused* Wieh you're really back! And I did keep track of all the story lines! <3@the eyeball movements :D

[Redfrettchen]

Smile and nod :) *nods*

;D

[paisleyduck]

i <3 u.

[owlphanumeric]

hahahahahaha, you're a nut. i love nuts.

[Dinzla]

No joke, but I'm eating nuts right now!! :D

Which would probably make me a cannibal? ..yeah

[LuiWallentin]

Oh my God. YES! Those kind of people can literally drive you insane. Or go to sleep. Maybe a good medicine for insomniacs.

Anyway - Great story to prove a point. I laughed out loud several times. And then when the punch line came LMAO.

Good work

[Dinzla]

^___^ glad I could entertain you.

If only we could be entertained by the people I'm mocking, sigh*

[SonorLesymenthel]

We're happy to be entertained by you:) I'm serious,there is nothing like watching you making this vids :)

[BGenerous]

What? Can you repeat that please?

[Dinzla]

Be Kind. Rewind.

(yeah, I've never seen that movie, and I don't know what i'm saying right now.)

[MentalHygienist]

Dinzla, you are a cupcake made of awesome, frosted with coolness, with bliss sprinkles! Yurmy!

[Dinzla]

..available NOW in a bakery near you! :D

[SomebodyIusedtoknow]

♥ ha!

[jp3d2k]

I was expecting a scary story from the lighting, but I definitely wasn't prepared for anything quite that horrifying.

[Dinzla]

Hehe, what can I say, sometimes I'm full of surprises, yet sorta obvious...or something of that sort.

[SonOfDee]

So I clicked on your video thinking that it was going to be one of those videos were you list things that annoy you. Then you started to talk about Mary and I use to know this girl named Mary.

[SonOfDee]

Then you started to talk about the neighbors the hairy one witch also reminded me of Mary because she would get a mustache and I never knew if I should tell her because I might embarrass her, and you know what embarrasses me when someone says hi and your like, I dont know you, in your head

[SonOfDee]

but theyre staring right at you so you start to say hi back only to realize that they are talking to someone behind you, so embarrassing, and when someone farts next to you but people start staring at you

[SonOfDee]

like you did it, and did you ever do something that was so crazy that afterwards you were like why did I do that, or do you ever just talk and talk and talk and talk and then forget what you were talking about that use to happen to me all the time

[SonOfDee]

but now I just keep talking until stumble upon what I meant to say. Do you ever wonder where some sayings come from? Like the saying One in the hand equals two in the bush that sounds so perverted dont you think? Sometimes I think that my brain is going to explode with all the stuff

[SonOfDee]

I want to say but dont get to because my mouth cant move fast enough to keep up with my thoughts.Then sometimes my thoughts just stop like just there I was like .Total blank but now I was thinking about Pixar and was wondering if they have ever made a bad movie I cant think of one, also Ive seen all of Pixars movies

[SonOfDee]

in the theater except for A Bugs Life I wonder why I didnt see that one in the theater? Was that true what you said about Cherry Coke cause I love Cherry Coke and that would be a shame if they got rid of it and a lot of people in your comments seem to believe that its true or might be true that they are getting rid of it. So any way I just came in to say Hi so, Hi!

[SonOfDee]

Wait I just figured out the point of your video Im so sorry that I rambled on for so long its just that you havent made a video in such a long time and .OMG I was a bout to start rambling again do you ever do that were you *click* are apologizing and then realize that you are doing the exact same thi *Dinzla Pulls trigger* BANG!!

(R.I.P. SonOfDee)

[Dinzla]

Hahaha! I enjoyed it. Feel free to ramble in my comments all you like. :D

[Brianswers]

Haha! Yeah a guy I work with is a bit like that. can't stop talking.

[jabazzy]

I'd still drink you if you were flat <3

[Dinzla]

I am flat, get out of my bra!

(don't you dare move)

<3

[AngelWest]

Iceland is full of comedy.

[Dinzla]

Pass it on! We need the tourists! :D

[PDXvlog]

...from this rant; the title of the video should be - "Things annoy me."

Just sayin. =P

-JP

[wildbill1911A1]

ummmm endlessly divergent stories.. LOL

[bearchay889]

I work with ppl that talk in such a meandering way sometimes it takes 20 min for them to say lets go to lunch.

[Dinzla]

people like that are just begging to be slapped (ok no maybe not, I sometimes ramble like that too, but shhh)

[bearchay889]

well the slap might focus them it usually does me:D

[rtg7192]

I WANT PANCAKES NOW!! LOL

[Sugartalker]

LOL! Genius! Did you write this or improv it?

[Dinzla]

let's say it was 50/50. Teehee ^_^ Thanks!

[zebidee55]

I think she's still making pancakes on Sunday because she has something going with that guy and is using it as a cover. Just sayin...

Wow - How many takes did you need for this?!

[Dinzla]

surprisingly few actually, but there were bloopers.. maybe they'll become a random video soon if I have time.

Retro much? Yes.

[zebidee55]

So retro it's 'in' again...

[foxleyleon]

man that was very annoying never do that again!

[KamikazeeKennedy]

this was a great "WTF" video. I loved it!!! I was crying laughing so hard. Great story :]

[Dinzla]

Hahaha, thanks :D

[jedibugmaster23]

this video like you was soo cute!

[Dinzla]

^__^ <-- cutie smiley face

[wildwyckedknight]

Very Randomley cute. :)

[drmstrums]

Very funny vid!:)

[susiecusieq]

THIS IS HILARIOUS

[Dinzla]

Hilariously painful, sometimes you just wanna tell people to STFU already.

+ Thank you! :D

[cavemanss]

SHUT UPPPP!!!!

p.s. I love you

[Dinzla]

Hahaha! This comment made me laugh ^_^

[Machinat1on]

OMG, I make pancakes on Sundays too.

[Dinzla]

:D *sprinkles sugar all around*

[PerthPete1]

are you annoyed at others or at yourself? lol.

[Dinzla]

all of the above.

[PockhuhnFilm]

Huhu! :)

[Dinzla]

Kuckuck! :D

[macdaddyfee]

oh what i captivating story... i drag things out a little sometime but make a solid point. i was annoyed and you where just faking it... explanation successful A+ gold star for you lol

[Dinzla]

Thank you! ^___^ weeeee!

*runs around with gold star, annoying others who didn't get one*

>:D

[noJungleKiss]

"Do you know what I heard yesterday? There was this woman ..."

*I picture myself on the beach with Keira Knightley, and we're both naked.*

"... might stop producing Cherry Cola next Spring."

"Huh? Oh, yeah."

[Dinzla]

Keira Knightley eh? Good choice!

[yarts]

hehe.. i guess its gossip you don`t like?

[Dinzla]

Sure I like gossip, but not about some random person I know nothing about and have never even met and then the "gossip" turns out to be some mundane activity, y'know?

[Hanhan1707]

OMG I'm so confused!! Dx

[Dinzla]

Success! :D

[muserine]

OMG! I think I actually work with that Jens guy! Are you sure about him being danish though?

I know there was something else but I just can't remember...

[zebidee55]

LOL! I had the same thing!

I remember what it was now... If you had a cat's paw stuck in a VCR, wouldn't you take it to the electronics shop, not the vet? I'd rather that they disassemble the machine than the cat.

[muserine]

Ah! Stop that!

;-P

[Dinzla]

Hmm... Maybe my Jens is just half Danish.. or maybe he's from somewhere in Schleswig-Holstein and has some accent or dialect variation thingy that I picked up on (because I can tell where the person is from just by hearing the dialect [Ok no I obviously can't, not even to save my life, haha]).

Uhm..

Wie geht's?

[jo05dk]

WTF?!*lol* A guys way of telling the exact same thing would have taken somewhere around 5secs:o)

[Dinzla]

Not all guys. This video was actually inspired by both men and women I know, but mostly by the men.

[jo05dk]

I have to admit *bows head in shame* that i could be one of those guys. My speeches can be endless, and i pitty those who have to listen to them. But i have wonderful friends. They actually seem to think that i'm interesting:o)

[speedyconkiwi]

HEY that was so totally a diss towards me, wasn't it? ;_;

And omg what are you saying about cherry coke?!! *slits wrists*

[Dinzla]

No. The only "you" reference in that video is the cherry coke. Now stop bleeding in my comments, it's rude.

(omg, this so looks like we're having a tiff. Start the rumors!!)

[Firithfenion]

Things that annoy me: when I click incidentially on "Audio Preview" instead of "Post comment" and hear this strange robot voice reading my comment.

[Dinzla]

Another annoying thing about that, the robot voice doesn't even read the whole comment if it's longer than X amount of characters. It just stops reading it. Srsly. How lame is that? Why make it a feature if it's only gonna fail half way. pffft.

Oh crap, I wrote all that to test it all out, but go to view all comments and reply, and you don't have the audio option anymore.

-_____- meh.

[Firithfenion]

Hehe, yes and the robot voice can read only english. If I write a German comment, it sounds even more weird :)

[Maddoxhardcore]

Cats VCR's and Pancakes.

[Dinzla]

bra shopping.

[MegaBabeTV]

Are they crazy? Cherry Coke is the only Coke worth drinking. I think everyone on youtube should start buying up Cherry Coke right now, that way, if they do stop making it, we can send you a lifetime supply.

[Dinzla]

You know, funny thing.. we actually don't have Cherry Coke here.. Like, at all... ..

[deliciousmorton]

my girlfriend drinks the cherry flavored carbonated sugar-water. i never understood why.

[Dinzla]

Well.. have you tasted it? :P

[deliciousmorton]

yes i have. it's okay i guess. i'd probably drink it everyday too if i weren't such health nut.

my addiction is black tea.

[BilliLovesMargot]

omg if they stop making cherry coke i will kill hundreds before i'm put down.

[Dinzla]

I just forwarded this comment to The Coca-Cola Company, so don't worry.

[ChristopherMast]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! SHUT UP!

:)

[Dinzla]

Word.

[BenRobot]

ALMIGHTY FIRST!

[BenRobot]

this reminds me of why i hate phones.

[SonOfDee]

This remind me of why I ate phones, I was in the circus when I was in my twenties my act was to eat electronics....I've said too much

[Dinzla]

Death to phones by 2009!!

Let's organize it soon, I'll call you.

<3

[SonOfDee]

Three cheers for Ben Robot Hip Hip Hoooray.....That took too much out of me you'll have to settle for one cheer.