The act of silencing a watermelon by placing several wads of toilet paper into the crapper prior to commencing your poop. The size of the toilet paper wad that's used should be directly proportional to the number of days since your previous poop.
I once had a turd burglar pop the lock on me and I had to push it closed and say "what are you doing?" I think I was in a bathroom where anonymous gay sex went down and my "astaire" shoe tap was mistaken for a signal.
DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED BY THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW YOU STARTED READING SO DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY SEND THIS TO FIVE OTHER VIDEOS IN 146 MINUTES WHEN YOUR'E DONE PRESS F6 AND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
This should be renamed the shameful shitters guide to pooping at work. Here's the shameless shitters guide: 1 enter stall 2 sit down and release a loud fart
3 crap while making as much noise and smell as possible. No curtusy flushes!
4 wipe and flush
5 leave stall and wash hands; acknowledging any mortified stares with " I do good work in there don't I?"
"TP Muffler"
The act of silencing a watermelon by placing several wads of toilet paper into the crapper prior to commencing your poop. The size of the toilet paper wad that's used should be directly proportional to the number of days since your previous poop.
JoeLGGolf 1 week ago
I once had a turd burglar pop the lock on me and I had to push it closed and say "what are you doing?" I think I was in a bathroom where anonymous gay sex went down and my "astaire" shoe tap was mistaken for a signal.
gd129 3 weeks ago
Noo when your about to fart flush the toilet so no one will here it instead of holding it
Megawunderwaffedg2 1 month ago
poop lol
leonc08 1 month ago
This should go viral!
mrkena481231 1 month ago
This was funny, until I thought about a girl at work... now it's gross. haha sexist...
JCragan 1 month ago
That was good. Check out va er nurse vs cold nuts.
Netsuj123 1 month ago
I am on my Tablet PC watching this as I sit and ponder if it is going to watermelon or not
B R A V O
Strategic cough covered it up, uncle Tom never knew, but now everyone who reads this does.
Isn't technology amazing?
CTOL1 1 month ago
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
TheLazoke3 2 months ago
lol wtf ewwww
thompkinsbilal2 2 months ago
I almost pooped watching this video
justjulie37 2 months ago
I saw this video shortly after taking a poop. It wasn't at work.
Uberubert99 2 months ago
Okay seriously what the actual fuck.
warhero2019 3 months ago
@warhero2019 "what the actual fuck"
THAT sir, is an awesome line :)
xcorehendis11 2 months ago
This makes me want to poop.
aclfrench 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED BY THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW YOU STARTED READING SO DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY SEND THIS TO FIVE OTHER VIDEOS IN 146 MINUTES WHEN YOUR'E DONE PRESS F6 AND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
auston1996 4 months ago
Boobs.
CrisKG125 4 months ago
WTF XD
Vorkenstein 4 months ago
What an excellent instructional video. Can I use it for training my people at work?
maconsumner 5 months ago 4
safe haven at school : men's bathroom in the nursing department. use this information wisely my friends.
tallguy111 5 months ago
Laughing so hard I hink I'm going to die!
mtngrrl523 5 months ago 2
1:05 "Is Gay Pee"
JblogTV 5 months ago
LMAO
ladydi7492 5 months ago
It'd be more funny if the guy was sitting on the shitter instead of in a office
charlesjones32787 6 months ago
thumbs up if u opend this just becuse ur bored
fares001234 7 months ago 54
LOL our manager emailed this link to everyone.
Why27 7 months ago 3
I'm learning
deadman66654 7 months ago 18
This should be renamed the shameful shitters guide to pooping at work. Here's the shameless shitters guide: 1 enter stall 2 sit down and release a loud fart
3 crap while making as much noise and smell as possible. No curtusy flushes!
4 wipe and flush
5 leave stall and wash hands; acknowledging any mortified stares with " I do good work in there don't I?"
6 leave bathroom
appleintosh 8 months ago
What makes this so hilarious, is the fact that it's 100% true.
greerzi 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Ha what the fuck
samdearn 8 months ago
This video is 100% correct. I work in an office building.
TraumaER 9 months ago
HAHAHAH 2:38. LMFAO
HaleyTakacs 1 year ago
ew poop
Starfyful 1 year ago
OH MAN NOW I WANNA POOPOO! BRB! XDDDD
theShexykitten 1 year ago
poop.
harrypottersucks12 1 year ago
Lol this was pretty good! xD!! Check out mine? :P
TsnuamiVfilms 1 year ago
It's really Uncle Ted, not Uncle Tom.
Utahraptor2003 1 year ago