Adam Jensen plays Invisible War

[lalamonkeydude]

watch?v=FgSQ5lZBNjw

augmented

[TheSlinkyGuyShow]

I never asked for the game to be so fucking brown coloured all the time.

[1236sason]

i never asked for piss

*bear grylls appears*

[KF2kentucky]

I never asked for this, then I took an arrow to the knee

[monkeystyle90]

haha

i never asked  for tits/piss/dicks/swiss/kiss/mis­t

wut the hell. u guys are funny

[megamanx1291]

I thought invisible war was good, whats your probs with it?? O.o

[Karmwarrior]

@megamanx1291 He never asked for it

[megamanx1291]

@Karmwarrior

I asked for it XD

[alfredthegr]

I like the fact that this got more views than the original

[Niko98741]

67 people never asked for this

[FrogmortonHotchkiss]

[Adam is rejected by a hooker on the grounds that he is an augmented cracker-ass freak]

I never asked for diss.

[PatricksLaw]

*Adam finds out Megan was working with the Illuminati*

I'll have her ass for this.

[awsomepossum1340]

I never assed for dicks

[MrWarcraft1337]

I am loving the 'I never asked for this' meme xD

[MrMatt1512]

I never asked for piss

[evilxd4]

@MrMatt1512 but bear grylls (did I spell his name right?) did

[Xantrazz]

I never asked for tits

[CommElite]

*Friends get KISS to play at Adam Jensen's birthday party*

Jensen: I never asked for KISS.

[breeeegs]

Jensen lets go to Arabia

How far can camels spit

[breeeegs]

I asked did not for this

[evsystem]

I wonder why there hasn't been a mix of the movie I, Robot and Human Revolution. Both the main characters have their arms augmented and they are kind of upset about it.

[SoulSocietyMk2]

Adam Jensen sees a trap.

I never asked for this boner"

[candydash]

Adam discovers he is, believe it or not, a woman.

"I never asked for tits."

[RGavin11]

YOU UNLOCKED INFINITE AMMO !

Adam : I never asked for ... wait , I did ! Thanks Santa !

[markmwahaha]

Mother Jensen:okay its christmas open presents!

Adam:Yay! *opens present* socks?

Mother Jensen:yeah i picked them just for you i threw out that old video game

Adam:I never asked for this

[Striker7x]

I've literally been ignoring the professor all class and milking this meme over and over again

Richard walks into Jensen's office

"I never asked for dick"

Adam goes to the wrong concert

"I never asked for KISS"

Megan's pregnancy test comes back positive

"I never asked for kids"

[veldross1]

Someone with an invisible hook is pulling him off stage.

[Darkcloud1233]

*Adam ordering a burger at a restaraunt*

Adam: I would like a burger with extra cheddar cheese on it.

*later*

Waiter: Here you go.

Adam: * Opens burger* I never asked for swiss.

Waiter: What a shame.

[StormZephyr]

@Darkcloud1233 What  a rotten way to eat.

[TheRogue61]

@Darkcloud1233 Adam: I'm gonna whoop your ass.

[BlackLionFilms]

@Darkcloud1233 what a twist! the waiter turned out to be JC Denten!

[veldross1]

*Adam at a restaraunt* "Sir you said you would have liked a lime carbonated beverage. whats wrong with the Sierra I served you?"

"I never asked for mist"

[veldross1]

*Adam at a casino* Come on Adam the excitement comes when the stakes are big, raise it up!!!"

*bets 25 dollars*

"I never asked for risks."

[iamnanosec]

[normal statement and/or sentence most likely with a question mark]

"i never [ slightly related word tied to previous statement becoming a overused joke].

nailed it.

[xbatootx]

Wanna play some test drive ?

I never asked for tests !

[ZackBarzahd]

A BOMB

[xjod9]

Kiosk owner: Salt or paprika?

Adam: I never asked for crisps...

[Henzzman]

my computer is augmented

[z3romx]

Sarif: Why is the car stopping? Were going to be late for the meeting.

Jensen: I never gassed for this.

[Hivnom]

"What board game do you want to play?"

"I never asked for Risk."

[BangingMash]

"The odds of survival are pretty slim"

"I never asked the risk"

[razgar02]

what a shame

[Striker7x]

Those cyberboost pro energy bars have a lot of sugar, and Adam hasn't been taking care of his skin

"I never asked for zits"

[yousini]

tards, invisible war was a good game

[evilxd4]

Random Douche: Has anyone been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

Jensen:............what the fuck is this shit?

[MrEvans555]

Adam gets invited to strip club. He replies:

"I never asked for tits."

[redmetal48]

"Your headache feeling better?"

"I need an aspirin."

[StormZephyr]

"Here's an appletini."

"I never asked for piss."

[ThisNameIsNotTaken99]

What a shame.

[supasonicv]

i never ass for this...

[DoctorScienceMan]

"I never asked for this" Adam said, while leaning towards the side. Indeed, while he may have been forced to have a peg leg, it really killed his sense of balance.

[BloodyMagnificent]

''I never asked for this''

''What a shame''

[crazyguy705]

@MegaPwnisher BOOOOO

[heronoki]

I never asked for this. I never asked for tits. I never asked for nits. I never asked for fits. I never asked for wrists. I never asked for lists. I never asked for wits. I never asked for hits. I never asked for sits. I never asked for quits. I never asked for pits. I never asked for clits. I never asked for zits. I never asked for dits. I never asked for its. I never asked for vits. I never asked for gits. I never asked for mits. I never asked for kits. There, saved you from raping the meme.

[TheZorseWhisperer]

@heronoki Noone asked for this.

[breeeegs]

You're getting sick of this

[SamStar42]

Bullies: My nameth Adam Jenthen!

Adam: I never had a lisp.

[ElBarto3131]

Another ass for this.

[SlapHappyJesus]

I don't know why there is all this hate for invisible war. Was it a good sequel to the original game, not quite. Did it still have a lot of what made Deus Ex good? More or less. Was it still a pretty decent game overall? I would say so.

[CCFi99]

@SlapHappyJesus

I think a lot of hate came due to the synchronized devolopment for PC and console plattforms, which brought technical and gameplay limitations DX1 did not know.



[PennyCantabile]

Doctor: "For research purposes, we have given you a sex change."

Adam: "I never asked for tits."

[KamiKaZantA]

"Also, I like Invisible War too. Just take the joke and move along."

You actually liked IW? You must be one of few.

[orkkilla5589]

Neither did denton, jensen, neither did denton.

[FrankDaTank1218]

Doctor: "Adam, you have a closed sac, having a distinct membrane and division on the nearby tissue on your back."

Adam: "I never asked for cysts"

[StupidJellyfish]

*Throws trashcan, killing two guards*

"I... *slides glasses* never trashed for this."

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[N1ckSandham]

Adam Jensen is now a meme

He never asked for this

[xRKOx4life]

Adam on Chatroulette  "I never asked for dicks"

[Smallenface]

@xRKOx4life hahahaha brilliant!

[xXLDeusXx]

@xRKOx4life i've been wondering, the wiki says all of his limbs (except for his head) were heavily damaged and because of that substituied (can't spell) with robotic protesys( CANT SPELL) so.. did theyr removed his dick and put a vibrator in it's place? lulz

[xxXXRAPXXxx]

@xXLDeusXx in a fight with the 3 augmented boss you can see he has something there but not for playing around with ladies (i guess so he didint look like ken) and the same guy sayes that people like them cant have the things they lost so yeah... (but i think you could get a augmented dick in real with that tech [fuck some pussy and turn invisible anyone? :D]).

[MrFigmentofi]

*Adam gets wrong order at McDonalds*

"I never asked for this."

[MrWildtizzle]

Where does the power for those mechanical limbs come from?

I never alligator clip.

[EvilZebra333]

Megan: Adam, Im pregnant

Jensen: I never asked for this

[cowfish13]

I got Deus Ex: Invisible War with a Graphics Card.

I never asked for this.

[breeeegs]

Dammit Jensen I didn't ask for this!

Damn you Sarif you stole my catchphrase!

What a shame.

[breeeegs]

Jensen are you ready to go to Shanghai?

I didn't pack for this.

[breeeegs]

Jensen you're speaking gibberish

Gafrara lara triss

[breeeegs]

You are a fucking loser. I didn't ask for diss.

[breeeegs]

David Sarif: Jensen I think I'm in love with you.

Jensen: I'm uncomfortable with this.

[breeeegs]

Wow Jensen you sure beat up alot of minorities, even ones who weren't in your way.

I am a bit racist.

[breeeegs]

Wow you just shot forty six guys in row!

My bullets never miss

[xXxNoxInvictusxXx]

Here's your grilled cheese, sir.

I never asked for swiss.

[TheSnapaholics]

I need your ass for this...

[TheSnapaholics]

I need your ass for this...

[GodIyy]

I need ass of tits.

[Kainenz0r]

I never asked for tits.

[gPaHaTaTa]

@GordonChiefSack LOL

[Gabe2590]

-"Here's your salad Mr Jensen"

-"I never asked for this..."

[APWPerkins]

@Gabe2590 "Here is your Big Mac meal Mister Jensen"

"I never asked for chips"

/britain

[TheVGamer]

Jensen won on lottery. "I never asked for this."

[iSlambda]

i never asked for dicks

[zonilo1]

Adam Jensen: I never asked for this

JC Denton: What a Shame

[TsukuneXKurumu]

@zonilo1

Adam Jensen:I Never asked for this...

JC Denton:a bomb!

[suicidewafflez]

These Deus Ex videos along with the comments on Youtube are cracking me up.

[MrNicktheparakeet]

"Hey gamers new Deus Ex HR DLC coming soon"! Adam:"i asked for this"

[vanshma]

Took me a bit to actually get the joke.

[flik221]

*adam takes a girl home after a date*

*girl takes off top*

adam: I never asked for tits

[FrostyTTM]

*Adam's mom tells him what they need for groceries* Adam's Mom: Need that in writing?

Adam: I never asked for lists.

[breeeegs]

You stole my joke!

You didn't copywrite this.

[evilxd4]

>Jensen finds out someone maxed out his bank account for useless stuff

I didn't ask for this shit

[PoweredByFlow]

LOL The commentsection here is allot more entertaining then the video it self.XD

[TheOriginalElkstone]

@PoweredByFlow That is indeed the point of this video

[ratfoot]

Funny thing is IW is still more of DX game.

[hoodenmcburg]

>Malik takes Jensen to court for sexual harassment.

I don't harass your tits.

[LetIfFly41]

Adam Jensen on his mission

"I never had to shit"

[JCDenton112788]

@LetIfFly41 ROFL !!!!

[ZZenoXX]

I never asked to be squad leader... oops, wrong game.

[Scruffroc]

@ZZenoXX GODDAMMIT BAKER!

[piratsindre17]

Adam Jensen has gay sex;

"I never asked for jizz"

[Scruffroc]

Jensen, it's freezing out here! Why aren't you wearing gloves?

I never ask for mitts..

[Markis2bi4]

Jenson, why not ask those women for directions?

Jenson - I never ask from chicks.

[DXHRRecut]

Adam: Oh god, I ate too many burito's...

[five agonizing hours later]

I never asked for shits...

[Replace Mirro- Toilet]

[ArcLightShock37]

"Working girl" offers a trick

Jensen:  I never asked for tits.

*lethal takedown*

[TrollProfessional1]

My life in a nutshell.

[Garrus1995]

This is how I feel whenever I have to update iTunes.

[that1dude0092]

Adam Jensen: I never asked

JC Denton: what a shame

[hayesism]

"You should write your report in bulletpoints."

"I never asterisk."

[purspike]

@hayesism you are a genius

[breeeegs]

Jensen you're the pitcher, why don't you have a glove?

I never asked for mitts

[jensenvg]

Lol my real name is Jensen

[DXHRRecut]

Jock: OH MY GOD, A BOMB!

Adam: I never asked for this.

[breeeegs]

Holy shit Jensen what's that smell?!

I think I stepped in shit.

[breeeegs]

Holy crap Jensen, that typhoon augmentation does some serious damage! That guy flew right out the window!

His balls were blown to bits.

[crazyguy705]

@breeeegs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!

[breeeegs]

Jensen you've tried to hack that computer 9,000,000 times, don't you think that's enough?

I never call it quits.

[breeeegs]

Wow Jensen you're a fucking idiot.

I never asked for wits.

[theARACHY266]

*girl shows her boobs to jenson*

jenson: i never asked for tits

[chillYeti06]

Pritchard: dont trip any alarms

Jensen: i never asked for tips

[MrDarkbaron007]

I always asked for this, but i never got it

[Remerai]

- "Hey Adam, I put this video among my favorites."

- [video].

[breeeegs]

Mazel Tov Mr Jensen, you've just been circumcised!

I never asked for bris.

[peaceNrage]

JC Denton vs Adam Jensen:

JC: What a rotten way to die.

Adam: I never asked for this.

[BevaToothTiger]

adam Jensen walks into a bar and the barman says here is your cup of piss adam replies I didnt ask for this. Bear Grylls steps in sorry thats mine

[TSPURSBOSS]

What a shame.

[ZeroTM]

Since we're making Bear Grylls jokes,

I never asked for piss.

[norad2terran]

@SwFRagnos Well said!

[SwFRagnos]

I'm commander Shepard and I never asked for this

[breeeegs]

Here's your sandwich Mr. Jensen.

I actually did ask for this.

With hummus on the side.

I didn't ask for dips.

[breeeegs]

I'm sorry Jensen, we had no choice but to change your gender.

I never asked for you to remove my cock and balls and replace them with female reproductive organs such as a vagina and ovaries which would allow me to become pregnant.

[breeeegs]

I'm sorry Jensen, we had no choice but to change your gender.

I never asked for tits.

[breeeegs]

Whoa man you really need some pro-active.

I never asked for zits.

[breeeegs]

You don't know how to talk.

I never asked for lips.

[1MrAshey]

The thumbnail helps me to indelicate the "I never asked for this" videos :D

[JCDenton112788]

Best !!!!! No1 really didnt ask IW to be like that.That game is like trash to me.I am just keeping that shit because i spent money on that.

[DaFuqMan]

What a shame

[GimmehPie]

JC Denton disliked this video.

[theLordCastellan]

Pritchard: Adam are you watching porn

Jensen: I never fapped to this

[SubstanceTheGamer]

I liked all the Deus Ex games, Including invisible wars. This is my favourite of the three, followed by the first then the second. But there was nothing wrong with the second in my opinion, it just wasn't as great as the first one.

[raidenlightningandbl]

QUICK GUYS LET'S TURN THIS INTO A INTERNET MEME!

[hellomoto75]

Funny thing is, Invisible War is a better Deus Ex game than this game.

[AlexLong1000]

@hellomoto75 Lies and treason. Invisible War was horrible.

[monkey26473]

@AlexLong1000 SHIT IM SORRY. now i have to refresh this page a thousand times and thumbs up this comment to make up for accidently rating it down

[zerox505]

@hellomoto75 hahaha can't tell if trolling or very stupid

[hellomoto75]

@zerox505

You must be. A generic stealth game with a third person cover system is as far away from Deus Ex as it gets.

Invisible War is the better Deus Ex game.

[threelittleniggers]

@hellomoto75 Deus Ex is a stealth game. Invisible war is aimed more towards a generic first person shooter. You are terribly wrong

P.S: I never asked for this comment.

[hellomoto75]

@threelittleniggers

Deus Ex is an RPG first, this is just another subpar stealth game.

So no, you are wrong.

[threelittleniggers]

@hellomoto75 Fuck it, let's just say all three of them were good games.

[zerox505]

@hellomoto75 ok stupid it is :) HAHAHA

[hellomoto75]

@zerox505

And you're 14.

[zerox505]

@hellomoto75 hahaha god your retarded

[hellomoto75]

@zerox505

"your"

Yep, you're 12 alright.