Malaysia's funniest and tragic court video (Part 4 of 8)

[HolyXerxes]

Instrument?? WTF?? ???

[TheBlueRose10]

Yg pilih diapun mangkok jugak. Satu dunia tgk keno

[TheBlueRose10]

Adoii mangkok ayun punya peguam. For Sure

[oflower]

The pathologist is just suggesting that TBH's head injury could be caused by a fall or a blunt object, she didn't say somebody hit him in the head or push him down. 1. He need to learn English, 2. He need to learn how the science work, 3. He need to take a class in logical reasoning.

[Michelle0109]

so hilarious!! what a joke!! Re-watching this makes it even more unbelievable.. haha!! spend 3 days studying and yet unable to get his facts right.. haha!

[AxlKane]

She s a pathologist for God's sake.she rely on scientific evidence.Of coz she don t noe what weapon was being used!So many blunt objects!He is indeed stupid.He don t noe his job..

[ailyfoo]

BOTH LEGS OR BOSE LEGS....U NEVER BEEN OUTSIDE SUNGAI ROKAM

[khomster]

MUAHAHAHHA. this just keep sgetting better with each video. I was stunned when he said "you hv been supplied with this ashtray..." i was like" wat? she's smoking in the courtroom??" n then he pulls out the X-RAY.

[MrLekoleko]

one of our malaysia most famous salad is rojak wana know what it taste?easy jux like this malay prosecutor... mix mix mix... and dunno what it is hahaha malaysia boleh?

[karlsruheprotestful]

Ar 1:00 You have the ashtray supplied to you about this ankle injury!!

[cwmak70]

Can you believe this ignorant moron? He's telling a professional pathologist her mistakes. If I were the Judge he would be out of the courtroom and stripped of the title. This shows he doesn't practice law.

[kelantansucks]

local universities graduates unemployable....ain't that the bloody truth? no qualities...well that's the absolute truth...!

[kelantansucks]

unemployable....ain't that the bloody truth?

[kelantansucks]

he must have thought this is a penghulu's court.

[baaboon]

A good reason why some public resources of Malaysia is wasted to breed this kinda "Lawyers" also answer to why public university graduates in Malaysia are "Unemployable"

the only thing this "lawyer" good for is eating away our tax money =)

[1254ol]

i just dont understand any of his stupid question!!! He's not listenin to any of the doctor's explanation, i dun think he even understand what she is saying... SERIOUSLY!!!

[thiru219]

he looks like a piece of shit and he talks like one too...!!!!!!

[Theshastri90]

TALKING ABOUT ANAL INJURY, HE MUST HAVE EXPERIENCE IN ANAL INJURY MORE THEN ANYONE, FOR HIM TO STANDING AND PROVING HIS AN ASS HOLE LAWYER!!!

[kcfd3s]

he cook bee - he could be

[hsian82]

wtf with the ok.....ok ......ok

[edisonidiot]

did he graduate from law school?

[fidzo88]

he shows ppl mistake. but wat about his mistake.. MATI LAR GINI! LOL!

[bigfatfoot]

They should let the DPP have a translator instead.

[davidsylow]

Does he understand what he is doing???? He keep saying no "eye witness/factual evidence". Really makes no sense.......

[klchiang2020]

What the hell is that??? it should be finding out the truth.. but it seem that the lawyer is just try to make this case a suicide case and Teo himself is the one who responsible for it.. i am totally wordless...

[alorsenibong]

lawyer kampong mana nie mcm sekolah pondok saja....ada kelayakkan tak lawyer nie ....

[shayneespeckerman]

someone should use a chair or stick or iron ON HIM.

[babikilllocal]

dia tau tengok x ray ke tidak?

[phreak0925]

0:02 man infront facepalm liao... LOL

[ByRinSama]

speechless.....

poor english + do not do the homework.

[mssademsmith8883]

4.46 : "what type of happen??".. ouchhhh malu2

[BayerMcquenzie]

This stupid lawyer have no common sense at all. He asked all the stupid question. And Malaysia still allow him to be a lawyer. How many people will die because of their stupidity ???

[azanhk1]

I ain't a lawyer...but how dumb to ask question "what kind of weapon?" "where is the weapon?"...what the hell...pure stupiDity!!!!!..its the cop job u moron..why would somebody want to hit and left profound evidence!!! i dont know wat to say..its just i feel that i want to repeat the word stupid in front of his face million timeS!!!

[Mrspotty31]

why is this guy even a lawyer? he should be in the sawah padi talking to himself

[rhyzox]

Poor English. Poor analyzing of evidence, even poorer attempts at questioning, super disgraceful delivery all over.

[chastoms]

Seriously, if this is the true state of the Malaysia judicial system, we are all done for. If you can do anything, pack up your bags and just leave this 3rd world country pretending to be a 1st world country; and before morons such as this mangle your legal rights with their Mangelish!

[dak2184]

cam ni ke lawyer???aku malu jd org malaysia..

[68Siera]

The deceased...not the disease!!!!

[matt12cvid]

Officer by the door is too bored till he pulled out his Sudoko to do a few exercise.. :P

[lon3lybulL]

OH GOSH~

he speak like a std2 student!!!

how he got his lawyer cert?

[maverickzero88]

Her tolerance....

...I respect.

If I were her, I'd lambast that son of a "pantai" =/

[tangchosun1]

How DARE the MACCP disgrace Malaysia by appointing such a lawyer to represent them! This man has poor language skills, a deficient intellect and unelievable arrogance. As for his line of reasoning - it does not even EXIST!

[AlphaPegasii]

sorry who really killed Teoh*

[TheDo9thinker]

@AlphaPegasii It must be this shithead lawyer, after listening for hours, one

would prefer to jump out of the building!!!

[amee84]

@TheDo9thinker

i think that's the reason y teoh jumped from the tower ..... ahahhaa ....

[AlphaPegasii]

Classic example of what happens when you get into law school because you are a buddy of Mahathir.

I think his attitude towards the independent expert says more about who really Teoh than what the expert said.

[fluxevz]

can you please strangulate yourself Abdul Razak Musa?. memalukan kaum sial.

[spenzer12345]

at 0:58 "you had the astray(supposed to be Xray?)...." or may be it sounded like "ashtray"

[kelvinftg]

He is a lawyer?!

[kelvinftg]

He is a lawyer?!!! 

[shahmatd]

@dapvideo are there any transcripts to this trial/hearing

[jasenwest]

is this guy for real ????

[Arnoldrumma]

Beyond all human comprehension. Better call in NASA we've got an alien lurking in our courts.

[stvlai0206]

Just how did this malay guy manage to be a lawyer? His english is out of this world. Even a Bangla speak a better English than him. I think what he speak is Malalish lol. How did the jugde manage to understand what he say????? Malaysia....

[peaceplis]

another "pig" mistake?...he said!

[tapewormno2]

Wish he knows how to operate a computer :D at least he can see this vid...

Vote up if any of you guys can kick a better ass than him!

[TheRoadrunner168]

He is not only IDIOT or STUPID (Bodoh) but a joker to MACC. I think he make better

Joker than a Lawyer. A lawyer with this faxxxxx english? Better go back to school!

[kangqin]

I cannot continue anymore......i dun know what he was talking at all.....I'm gonna stop here....

[yean1186]

Hey P.M yang berbahagia, please view this video and leave some comments here.. Please....

[peaceplis]

@yean1186 ......>>PM either tidur, or busy making money from your tax, no time to write comments

[bellejessy975]

Idiot. Did he ask her what blunt object it was? She's a pathologist..not a psychic

[law2008able]

3 words to sum up the lawyer ...

1. idiot

2. stupid

3. dungu

[tehtarikkurangmanis]

His English is so irritating!

[muybien86]

Imagine if this idiot win the case... i think that will be the world most biggest funniest epic ever~!!!

[YIBDH]

Anyhow , you Razak , are famous now, all over the world .

[hueyyong]

malaysia boleh ...hahahahaha

[hueyyong]

malaysia boleh ...hahahaha

[lawrenceahloh]

This DPP was saying..now I show you another mistake, by showing all others his own mistakes...my god, the world is laughing at us.

[hestero]

HOPELESS.. THIS LAWYER..

[kelven8688]

OMG !! Is it lawyer should be like him? It looks like never been a high education...my English already sucks but the lawyer ..... Really sucks ! Lol z z z

[ebar86]

kalau macam ni boleh dapat datuk,,,semua org boleh dpt datuk..lol

[bensumw]

haha ... (4:19) Lawyer : i spent 3 days to study what u said ...

in the background : mufffled laughter .... u need a few months ...

LMAO !!

[husnadahlia]

ROFL. He asked for physical witness or proves from Pornthip. This guy just dunno about how to differentiate between polive investigation and scientific investigation. lol. What a tragic in Malaysian Legal History ....... world is enjoying the show....

[compotan]

oi ! balik kampong jual pisang goreng lah ! lawyer buat malu saja!

[kokokam]

@compotan

Agree with u

[Reowyl]

This guy is insulting Dr Pornthip's intelligence. She's a pathologist, for heaven's sake! She bases her work on what she observes on the victim's body, ...and it definitely does not need to tally with "eye witnesses' accounts" or factual evidence pertaining to TBH's death. "...what blunt object?" God, she wasn't even briefed about the objects present. Dr Pornthip herself said it was all hypothetical....does he even understand what "hypothetical" means?

[zhienn]

Malaysia Boleh..Apa pun boleh, macam ini pun Boleh...now we got free ad. to the world.. the funniest lawyer (Jaguh Kampong) .... one more thing..Mistakes..mistakes..tha­t s his favour

[zhienn]

Malaysia Boleh..Apa pun boleh, macam ini pun Boleh...now we got free ad. to the world.. the funniest lawyer (Jaguh Kampong) ....

[Bardhussain]

I can't speak & write good English BUT my modest knowledge of Enhlish language & its grammar is far more better than this BODOH SOMBONG DPP.

[anakmalaysiaprod]

Subtitled with 'proper audience reaction'

youtube.com/watch?v=QWhYrC5B4P­g

[kaerojung]

ｈｅ　ｉｓ　ｈｏｐｅｌｅｓｓ

[SuuCh10]

if you can convince them, confuse them! that's the govt & idiot's strategy!

[blackscorpionstinger]

just imagine guys! a person like this is the one that lead the government right now!

[fuzzyfaced]

even I am not a lawyer and I get what she is trying to say about her report but this lawyer is picked for his pure stupidity to make sure that Dr Phortip gets confused and misguided.

[jshing2158]

Now I understand why MACC appoint this half pass six Abdul Razak to handle this case. He is there to confuse everyone so that no clear cause of TBH's death could be establish.

[JuTart]

@jshing2158 YES! I've read someone's angry but true comment in one of the previous parts of the video that if they put this ridicule up there to waste time, then at the end of the day no facts are out and we realize it too late when Dr Pornthip goes back to Thailand!

[witty12100]

Manglish at its best, major problems putting together a coherent sentence, or even something which do not sound stupid!

[williamrmjh1]

The line of questioning is so stupid that it is a waste of time to answer. In this inquest isn't it is everyone's duty to establish the truth? The lawyer is just establishing the fact that MACC & police are not doing their job to find out.

[daltronn]

there should not let this video release to public...it really zzz

[sweetnee]

His English reminds me of my form 6 MUET test, most of my M friends spoke like him.

[LimLaurence]

Dump stupid ass hole of a government lawyer in kalaysia. How in the world he can become one is beyond any one's comprehension. Thats the reason why many people from other nations have a poor opinion of this country of malayais. His brain is also in his ass and shit is in his head...

[samantha83swee]

If have evidence, do u think u still can standing here to talk BullS***t??? Id**t!!!!

[yungzai86]

oh btw.. can he use the word "instrument" ? 3:28 .. Isn't the word "tools" or "gagdgets" gonna be better?? hmmm.. correct me pls...

[yungzai86]

hmmm isnt a forensic suppose to give their expert opinion based on assumption ...? If everything has an eye witness wouldnt the case have been solved for like .... i dont know how long ago??? hmm....

[iMFixer]

How in the HELL he gets his CLP ( Certified Legal Practice )? But hey ho... Malaysian govt can produce one of the TOP foolish lawyer. This lawyer don't even understand his own question. He even lied calming that he read the report. I put it to you that you are lying through your teeth to the court that you read the reports. I put it to you that you don't even understand what you are talking about. I put it to you that you don't even understand what EXPERT OPINION means.

[jamesnoob123]

if i am porntip i would say could you FIX your english before you come to court???

[julianlookh]

My greatest fear... now the Thais are goin to thinked Malaysia are dumb. OMG, they will start to charge double the price for everything. Dammit, I will tell them I am from Singapore but with a malaysian ic. kekekekekeke will it work? Fuck it.... 40million of my braincells just died by watching this clip. oooo muscles getting numb...slow reaction. This is bad.

[julianlookh]

Kept saying about Pornthip's mistake, man... he is the greatest mistake to even speak. I love Karpal Singh, he kept quiet and I thinked his brains working like crazy. These are the traits of great man, the brain can work 4x faster than speech. That joker speaks 4x faster than his brain. Ain't that marvelous. I thinked that policeman sitting beside the door wanted to pull his gun and shoot that mtf and he would say "Fuck yeah! Can you just shut the fuck up!"

[chrisbslim]

He needs 3 years to review instead of 3 days!!!

[clsim88]

Super Idiot !

[clsim88]

Unbelievable !

[indera86]

what type of blunt weapon? a 5 year old boy who knew what 'blunt' means could name at least a hundred in no more than 30 minutes. use your imagination for god's sake. and do your homework more, because it seems 3 days are not enough for you

[dvdedition]

The government is paying this kind of moron using our money? 

[stephenielim]

goodness, pity everyone in the court which has to go through such ordeal... or maybe they find it very entertaining ! hahaa...

[clowve]

4:52 chinese guy in front row goes facepalm,

[explorerman26]

Mistake,mistake,Mistake & miatake...yes MACC hired you really a big MISTAKE...

[rayzaraymond]

IF THESE ARE THE QUALITY OF MORONS WORKING WITH THE DPP OFFICE..... WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR COUNTRY.....

[ATERDj]

you have the "ASH TRAY" supplied to you! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[cyndilai]

Looking for eye witness and object not her responsibilities. Hers is only to examine what had happened trough the body. I seriously can't understand why he is crapping so much.

He have his notes, he have the report. He just keep twisting all the things into nonsense and confused himself.

[nightsiayer]

this guy dont watch CSI??LOL!!

[cyndilai]

@nightsiayer LOL! He can't speak, can't listen, can't understand. I don't know why is he appointed for this! Any layman in the court can do better than him

[nightsiayer]

@cyndilai LOL!! even i can do better than him lar.... that DR dint even say anything abt strangler and he is like... keep talking abt strangler.. sohai man.. zz..

[ccsfelix]

instrument?? what?? what you want? a violin? a big piano??

[malboro79]

POOR ENGLISH !! Vote if u agree with me..

[naufalnoori89]

@malboro79 not really poor...its worst. dude...he's fuckin idiot....i begin to link that kind of moron with one organization~ U.M.N.O= United Morons National Organization

[kennwee88]

@malboro79

it's so poor that i get so annoyed trying to understand what he's trying to convey..

dumb guy

[nichimoto01]

Dr. Please forgive that our Abang Malik is not good in english

[VampsInc83]

3 month...? i think lifetime also he cant understand the report lah...damn damn funny...

[1000wrongdecisions]

Abdul Razak Musa: You have the ashtray?(1:00)

Pornthip: No. I don't smoke

[nateluvclare]

The Frustrated Association of International Losers Failing Against the Gifted and Superior (F.A.I.L.F.A.G.S)

[srredza79]

dude!.. like seriously??.. WTF?..

[flipacoin2k]

ok ok, leit me gipe a few facts here:

1. The Indian Makcik cleaner in my company speaks better English than his.

2. This is the product of our epic fail Uni

3. His egoism is unbelievable. Ratio of Retard-ism against Intelligent = 100:0

4. Ou right, chimpanzee can reason better than he does.

5. He just succeeded to add another record to our Malaysia Book of Stupidity Record, bravo.

[abduloffar]

did he just said ashtray instead of x-ray??? dumb ass!!

[danialnassurudin]

Oh my god.. she's doing an autopsy and only reporting what her findings are. There's a fracture on the head. It could be caused by many things. That's all! Why the hell is he defending the possibility of a blunt object? Why so defensive? Daft. Absolutely daft.

[unibot]

OMG.......i'm really shock tat he is a LAWYER...... pointless speech.... and didnt understand anything at all..... ....

[nenekkebayan]

if there was evidence, she wouldnt even have to be there.

[cmtann]

If he is a lawyer, I am a nuclear scientist!

[yenweifu]

I can be a better lawyer than him for sure.. :D

[lcw1980]

bodoh, bangang, bengap, mangkuk ayun dan benda2 yang sewaktu dengannya. Woi badigol, belajar law dari Tanjung rambutan ker?

Pornthip tu pakar autopsi, bukan saksi tongong! Camna dia tahu blunt object tu kerusi ker, batang hidong ko ker....KahKahKah DPP Malaysia ni jgn main2!

[tbkrishn]

ini macam punya lawyer tak layak masuk mahkamah,

[evonnelpc]

His next profession: doctor

[evonnelpc]

His next profession: doctor

[nottolook]

dear prosecutor, with yiour level of english you are a laughing stock and an insult to the intelligence of the viewer. Do you realise your disgrace the nation with low proficiency in English. If i was your father i will send you to remedial english class likely standard 3 level.

[enchantingwife]

He has to go back to kindergarten! He does not know where the ankle is!!! Gosh.... KPM has to review the curriculum!!! Hahahahhaaha. Silly idiot keeps insisting on eye witness. If there had been an eyewitness, would an MACC eyewitness squeal on themselves? If the witness is from DAP, would the MACC then accept the credibility of the witness! Aiyoh... why do you embarass us so Mr DPP even if you are too thick skinned to feel ashamed of yourself!

[enchantingwife]

He has to go back to kindergarten! He does not know where the ankle is!!! Gosh.... KPM has to review the curriculum!!! Hahahahhaaha

[samlaleo]

hahahahahahahaahhaha....best video ever .

[freeoww]

did he just call the x ray an ashtray?

[rselva2]

talks thru his arse. Lancau punya loyar

[andywwc]

the 3 lawyers sitting in front can't wait to go back leave the court...they looked so bored, keep yawning and looking at their watch

[andywwc]

the 3 lawyers sitting in front can't wait to go back leave the court...they looked so bored, keep yawning and looking at their watch

[mannhd]

It's unbelievable how he's already in this line for 24 years. With this level of English and the poor mental state he's at, only a lower skilled job should be right for him. Something is just not right.. I guess he entered uni through some favour. And please disclose the uni he graduated from...to warn others from enrolling into that same uni. Parah~~~

[kelvynyeang]

this tsupid lawyer memalukan malaysia only...

[yktangdzero]

malu lah .........how can this malaysia lawyer english so poor?....monkey show

[kohtianyi]

lucky i'm not there

if not i will try so hard to keep my laugher and die trying it

[asiaone999]

1:01 " you have the ashtray" , ha ha ha, sorry guys , not really want to condemn this banana brain's spoken english, i pity all those who attended who have to take this torture... LOL

[devil093]

ask that macc LAWYER (WOH) to go back kindergaren lah

[silentweirdo88]

2:55 okay... nevermind... orite..... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[tenddyson]

he prepared for 3 days? that's too long for him. because it's a waste.

[tenddyson]

it's not just about his poor english but his mind set too. he spoke pointlessly, out of logics and sounds insane.