Sebastian Maniscalco - Stand-up - Email breakup

[thedudenetwork]

every Italians favorite comic 

[Hisako]

I lost it when every other word was a diff color lmfao

[gregorcollins]

What a great find this guy is - best find since Chris D'Elia. Brilliant stuff.

[dxmania95]

i dont know why but he kind of reminds me of sonny on general hospital

[deideilvr]

just got email dumped. crazy shyt...

[noah12199]

Hey Sebastian! You can talk to legendary Italian comedian Pat Cooper (Pasquale Caputo) directly this Thursday! Pat Cooper is making a rare, live appearance this coming Thursday, July 28th, 2011 at 7:04PM Eastern, 4:04PM Pacific exclusively on the fastest growing talk-radio station on the internet...TalkRadioX and he WILL take your call! Plus, he'll reveal the truth behind what everyone's waiting to hear about. Call-in to TalkRadioX and talk to Pat Cooper at (661)349-TALK.

[twigsnaper98]

"is damo here?"

[MeltedBlueIce]

"Did you get my Email?"

"No. Whats your Email address?"

"Dirtyballs69@yahoo"

xD

[justincaseido]

Is it me or does this guy look like Prince? lol

[jclintgill]

@justincaseido Its funny you say that. I just saw this guy last night at the Improv in West Palm Beach and he actually did a bit on Prince. This guy is funny as hell.

[DJKhal21]

@justincaseido Look like Ben Stiller. Saw him 2 days ago in Orlando. Mad funny!!

[zed1279]

my name is sebastian :)

[IzrailGhazi]

Where is this guy now? I haven't seen him in a long time.

[GarciaPaulina90]

@IzrailGhazi he is performing at my job tonight 3-19-2011 at the Parlor Live in Bellevue, Wa

[mrserjmalakian]

BATMAN ARKHAM ASYLUM 4: PACMAN AND SILVER  SIMULTANEOUSLY IS A REAL GAME IT IS IN THIS VIDEO!!!!!

[palmina77italiana]

6 weeeeeeks.....for TAKE CARE lol :-p

[CaterinaSvorza]

Hey baby!! ...thinkin' of you... :p

[MrMJfan1012]

my name's sebastian maybe thats why i connect so much with this guy:)

[Birdgap]

What's your email? "Dirtyball69".....

[R1PpimpC]

A heart comes up... PFFFFFFFFF!

[GeneralSnapjaw]

14 people sent an email to dirtyballs69@yahoo.com

[palmina77italiana]

@GeneralSnapjaw bahahaha too funny!

[palmina77italiana]

@GeneralSnapjaw bahahahaahaa!! You know you did

[FromSouthforkTexas]

"Why would I open that?" lmao at his facial expression!

[tsax4eva]

"subject heading..........none"

genius

[ny2clvlnd22]

This is good stuff! Looking forward to seein' him in Cleveland at the beginning of december!

[Cedezz]

"I didn't give 6 weeks of my life for 'take care'"

[CoolJuni]

LMFAO@H0lyShnike my ex told me the samething! I guess ours weren't so conservative more like ghetto! Lol

[H0lySchnike]

I wish I had gotten a "take care". All I got was a "fuck you" and a "have a nice life" lawl

[crisgia]

"whats your email?"

"dirtyballs69@yahoo...

lmao

[annm51789]

Why are we talking about Justin Bieber? This is a stand up by Sebastian. Take your shitty ass boring talk to another wall. For fuck sake, you people are so damn annoying.

[Musicluver370]

@Slazors666 yepyep sure you did! you win in calling a girl you dont even an idiot, stupid, and a blonde! your a total winner! (if you didnt know, that was sarcasm XD) have luck finding a girlfriend...im sure she'll like your swaggerrr.

hahaha i hope you have fun watching her leave...bye(:

[Musicluver370]

@Slazors666 yes I do like Justin Bieber and I don't care what anyone says about it. And I'm soo done with you. If you think your making me feel stupid, well then your wrong. I know what I know and don't got to proove SHIT to you(: Plus, I'll never meet you ever in my life so, what the point? Bye(: ♥

[Musicluver370]

@Slazors666 Haha your SO funny!! And I'm not a blonde. Even if I was I could be as smart as the next guy. Hair color don't determain how smart you are. And if you believe that, your pretty stupid(:

[Musicluver370]

@Slazors666 By The way I'm not lieing about Academic Challenge or making any excuses. (: Just because your smart doesn't mean you have to be all nerdy and not have a life out of school and not have fun. You must strictly think that blondes are dumb and red heads have a temper, wow. And your acting like your a genious too. Care to explain that? (: Kay bye.

[Musicluver370]

@Slazors666 you want me to spell correctly I will. Okay, well my school and a whole bunch of other schools have this progam called Academic Challenge. You go to Del Tech and have a class in either math or English language arts. I took English. We go there for a class every Thursday. We go to Academic Challenge because we think faster and learn faster than the other students in just honors. Go look it up. Thanks.

[Musicluver370]

@Slazors666 yes ino thats y im in 8th grade but taking collage courses in Language Arts. n idc if u believe ino iam n idont gotta proove anythin 2u. (: thankss oh n u dont have 2spell evrythin out wen ur on youtube. wow

[Musicluver370]

So true!! We go to tha EXTREME!!! Make it all pretty and romantic! Then wen it's over it's plain out " there's no easy way to say this but PEACE OUT SUCKAAA!!!" lol

[misZcutii3]

lol i dont understand why us girls are such extremists.. when we wanna be cute we go all out butterflies late night calls pet names! once we go sour we key cars wipe out their credit card! lol i have never met a guy who wasted so much as 2 mins of his life to get back at a girl like that

[florencelovme]

@misZcutii3 haha so true! we are mean bitches for no reason most of the time.

[T82heartR91]

He kind a looks like Ben Stiller when he does his imitation of Bruce Willies in that sketch Die Hard 12: Die Hungry.

[MsSmileCentral]

i didn't giv e 6 weeks of my life

for take care

XD

[Crusito4563]

Your missing Richard Pryor,Paul Rodriguez,John Leguizamo and Chris Rock they Are better than all those

[szqsk8]

"I didn't give six weeks of my life for take care". bwahahaha!

[awesommeness]

he is hella funny. and good looking.

lol

[HockeyGirl514]

Hmmm he's kinda handsome ...funny

[damu4291]

6 weeks, take care.

[Ravs023]

"thinking of you (dot dot dot)" and then " Thinking of ....killing you.(shot shot shot) hahaha.

[ilovestupids]

dirtyballs69@yahoo

LOL ! hahahahah

should i open it ?? is it a virus ??

[darthsalesman]

i will never use GEICO because of that ad.

[seattle0002]

fuck GEICO

[KeithAngus]

he sounds like Tony Montana when he says "take care" to the cabbie.

[bryporsche]

maynordj i agree that katt isn't funny. but ill be glad when all you racists are dead. if it ever happens.

[EdugeBDroN]

he is hilarious

[ncfwhitetigress]

Anybody that breaks up by text message or email deserves to be blacklisted.

[darkturnwabler]

i got s stupid but plausible question what if she's known for sending ppl that break up with her face to face in the hospital...cause she's crazy and strong?

[ncfwhitetigress]

Pardon me, I meant to make an exception for cases like that. So allow me to correct myself:

Anybody that breaks up with a NICE person by text message or email deserves to be blacklisted.

[ffowler1]

I saw this dude today. He is more funnier than Katt Williams in some of his jokes

[notnumberone]

hahaha same

[puplover99]

hey shut ur fucking mouth u don't know shit about being a comidian and yah i spelled it wrong but the point is...FUCK YOU HE IS AWESOME AND FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oldtoothlessjoe]

@ffowler1 this guy's alright...not as good as katt williams or chris rock, though. sebastian has a more reserved, sensible type of humor.

[dannyboy785]

@ffowler1 katt was the benchmark for you? katt sucks. his material is only good for blacks and even then is unoriginal. black people dont care, theyll laugh at anything a black comic says

[GeneralSnapjaw]

@dannyboy785 not really...looked at him...and the whole time people laughing around me I thought "Richard Jeni owned his ass"

[watertower360]

"More funnier"? 

[asouthernlife]

take care

[fahlosangeles]

He's one of the funniest around. Great, true and hilarious...

[LifethruMusic21]

This clip is funny, but the stand-up comedy DVD is even more hilarious!! It just released June 2nd! I recommend fans and especially people who are not as familiar with Sebastian to buy this DVD! It will keep you laughing and expose you to hilarious experiences that everyone is familiar with like the Date Disaster! haha

[cyanraider]

He looks like Ben Stiller from night at the museum

[Saristas711]

YEAH

[loodi69]

yea ur right cyan he looks exactly like him

[ham644]

shutup fagget

[khitb]

oke no one cares i am sorry we want to laugh not hear people trying to be bad asses using their friends stories

[darkturnwabler]

that wasn't badass of him ...she deserved it for sure but i really wouldn't call it badass

[ncfwhitetigress]

Why did she deserve it? Did she cheat on him?

[darkturnwabler]

you would have to have been there to truly understand and explaining it would be useless for it appears many of the people coming here share the flawed opinion that i'm trying to glorify myself in any way shape or form...so it would be useless to continue..but basically only was to describe her is whorebag slutface..sexual orient turner

[ncfwhitetigress]

if she was a whorebag slutface i don't blame him then

[thedragqueen722]

LOL he sounds a bit like dane cook

[worst]

L

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[dirtyghettokids5]

dirtyballs69@yahoo

[Mozgal1]

hahha "thinking of you dot dot dot" hahaha

[rooshan101]

he's hilarious...

[quagz]

guy is a funny motherfucker

[lova88oasisyennilyla]

"none"

[crazy4lloyd4life]

he is so funny... i love it

[crazy4lloyd4life]

you are crazy okay? The first step to recovery is admitting you are crazy and dont comment me idk you...you can be the craziest person on earth for all i know

[casecowboy20]

ohhhh!!!!!!!!!! you just got pimp slapped serioussam!!!!!!

[LoverGothicGaaraKai]

hahaaa i love sebatian jokes! haha dirtyball68@yahoo and the "take care".

[freshjuv15]

its 69..not 68..

[amotisi8859]

this guys is funny

[UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE]

dirtyballs@yahoo

[SuperiorAlleles]

dirtyballs69@yahoo***

[Cwayne28]

he kinda looks like Ben Stiller

[UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE]

thats because of his hugish forehead

[LiuCubanito]

mofo sounds a lil like Dane Cook...

[trueQ42]

reminds me of ben stiller

[campbanana726]

kinda ya

[wavestar718]

whats the name of the dvd this is on?

[arkengeta]

no th funnyist WAS mitch hedburg

[Nikel75]

no chirstopher titus

[mattdmb2987]

no, dan cummins

[Nikel75]

hes my 2nd favorite

haha he has jsut random stupid jokes which are amazing

titus has long funny ass storys

[drummrath]

I gotta say eitehr Steven Wright, Frank Caliendo, or Katt Williams. All funny dudes in their own way. Mitch got inspiration form Wright btw. As most good comedians do.

[BDillinger4]

LMFAO hands down funniest comedian

[M20rosas]

this guy is funny, lol

[michaeltuxedos]

hahaa crack up this guys good

[Thedarkkatana]

He earned the 5 stars after he said "six weeks".

[berb9]

nice

[RuellAuled]

dane cook and seinfeld actually

[RuellAuled]

reminds me of dane cook for some reason

[sergiosac23]

yea he does lol

[rensal22]

i think its cause of the detail

[Nikel75]

he doesnt have the energy as danecook

he doesnt run around take his shirt off and roll on the ground or throw water bottles

but i dnt like dane cook that much just the fact that everyone is upsessed wit him

[hammerofgod84]

im with you man. Cook steals everyones jokes. I know im going to get the "thumbs down" but whatever.

[Nikel75]

hahah i already got thumbs down

but he just talks about sumthing stupid for way way to long

like in vicious circle he talkedabout crying for about 30 min it was so gay

[hammerofgod84]

a-men to that

[Nikel75]

hell yeah!!!

[HalFGOoN1212]

you will c me soon!

ur so COOL! :D ai

[JuicyBayBeh]

really funny i enjoyed it

[KROMEXICAN]

lol