!!SCANDAL 08!!

[turkeifreak]

IS Val Kilmer too scared to play Adolf Hitler, or is he just too bloated? Kilmer was set to play the Nazi dictator in the "Hebrew Hammer" sequel, "The Hebrew Hammer 2 - Hammer Versus Hitler," but dropped out recently. "He may have gotten cold feet," said our spy. No matter - the original Hammer, Adam Goldberg, who in the first movie played the Orthodox Jewish action hero who saves Hanukkah from the clutches of Santa Claus' evil son, has signed on again.

[zamoooomaz]

You're awesome Zipster! I'm voting for you.

[patddd]

Now, voting is ALWAYS going to be under suspect Zip.

[patddd]

I told YOOO!!

[RosieR117]

You got my vote, Zipster.

[Dinksmallwood1]

The website don't let me vote for you again...

But I wrote a tiny little program which blocks all votes for this Evil Whatever! :-D

[Vosslar]

I voted for you Zipster!

[deadheadlooser]

lovin' it- 5 stars- you know it.

[Cyberdyne12]

If that wis true, then add up your votes and the other peoples votes that you said, and see if it equals "Wankers" votes.

[Sharpblue]

Rigging the vote - thats how bush got in so no change there then! LOL

[theblue64]

Why did I not hear about this website before? Voting for you Zipster. You rock.

[bgr8flgrl]

I'm gald to see that the votes were properly fixed and that yo are in the lead. Congrats on a well run campaign! When will the voting be done with and the official announcement be made?

[shaido669]

voted for you zip ;)

[Foofer77]

Just voted for ya Zip. WIshing you all the best :o). Hugs!

[Ardenwolfe]

Done.

[YT43]

what up zip , miss ya

[Fondueyou]

Miss Thing, is this a YouTube character you've created? If it is, then that's cool. If not, put your bloody teeth in please.

[Zipster08]

Um, yeah, it's a YouTube character I've created! I've got a few of them....some that actually wear teeth!!

[Fondueyou]

Thanks for the clarification, Zipster.

[sleep2much]

That's a change in the votes....old wanker is only in double figures.

[Onetincan]

Zipster, I just voted for you - you are the greatest!

[Dragstar010]

willy wanker? is that the dudes name lol or am i picking it up wrong :P

[boyfriendable]

Vote 08 it's 07 and we are voting now?,so its vote 07

[spydog97]

It's Wednesday nite, about 10:30 pm, and I just voted for you Zip. It looks like everything is on the up and up, now. You're kicking butt! I've been Zipstered in 08.

[mbs306]

zip rulezz

[mbs306]

eww is an asshole of a president i traced him all the way to an asylum escapee

[JoeM2000]

Everybody please vote! It only took me 5 seconds!!!

[Justinunibrow]

EVIL WILLY WONKA RULEZ! sorry zip...

[samsarajade]

I guess the clue is in the name! lol!

[Zipster08]

Where have you been??? I missed you!

[tennis4life990]

wow you are ahead by like 800 points!!! You will be the GREATEST president ever! :D

[MayaAllalie]

Evil Willie Wonka must be related to George Bush.

[larainlamb]

you are kickin ass in th polls! go zip!

[kiwijackrabbit]

You have won my vote and it says your ahead POWER TO THE YOUTUBE PEOPLE!!!

[dungnickle]

dude your winning by like a gazzillion points go zipster

[ShimmySystem]

This dude is crazy.

[HazmatB]

I wanna run you out of town!

[Zipster08]

Go on and TRY, PUNK!!!

[warabe53]

OK I voted again,this time it's for real

Landslide victory I think, good on you zip

[Ysnah]

Voted for you Zipster, and you seem to be winning this thing by far =D

[KabulaIsTrying]

How Many Times Do You Get To Vote? ha-ha

[whoisabusing]

Move to Canada,I'll vote for you as Prime Minister. Peace and strength Z

[Dubsterz]

Voted for you!

[woodelf87]

hey zipster, how soon is the sit going to be up and running, do u know? good thing i did vote yet. i will be voting for u zipster! ZIPSTER08 FOR PRESIDENT!!!  VOTE FOR ZIPSTER08!!!

[woodelf87]

i ment to say that i havn't voted, but now i did! lol i mess up on what i mea a lot lol!

[YouTub3MeetUpHack]

btw i was the guy "hacking" the site. but it wasnt real hacking so no offense ;)

[tabaparo]

Anyone else having trouble voting? GRRRR

[roccigiovanniberrini]

your in the lead suka

RgB

[Sandguy99]

You've got my vote, Zipster. Are you sure the voting site isn't associated with Diabold?

[tlg847]

Zip, if by some stupid chance you don't win, I say we secede, then you can be the Jefferson Davis kind of president...just in time for SouthTube (which we can't make because of a family wedding!!).

[birdonastick60]

Looks like it's working correctly now. You're winning and you'll always have my vote! You go, baby!

[schatzeboppes]

i understood like 10% of this entire video.

[maddoggmabey]

hmm...well...did you try listening?

[schatzeboppes]

that's all i did. duh.

[UtRadioGuy]

KICK HIS ASS C-BASS!!! I will go and vote for you again! Good luck

[bjarnifreyr]

Ill be your source here in iceland :P

[digitalbrian]

You got it, I voted for you again.

[Oddsweb]

Glad to hear that its all over and done with this time! You got my vote again! :¬D

[eahs]

8/10 canadians know html... you don't jsut need to knwo html to know hwo to hack... actually you hardly even need to know it... to hack you need the password and ftp address for the site and etc etc...and that sit eporbbaly uses php and etc not html... anyhow... just correcting you...

[Zipster08]

Thanks, still don't understand ANY of what you're talking about! I thought hacking was when you do a bad job cutting meat?

[eahs]

:P haha funny >.>

[daligoddess2006]

DONE! And you're in the lead! Woo Hoo! GET ZIPSTERED IN 08!

[foreverlonging]

this is very vintage zipster i love it!

[lisacs83]

Oooh, you got your fingers in lotsa pies!

Nice strategy ;)

[Sikosm]

i voted for you :-)

[Beachmama57]

Off with Evil Willie Wonka's head!

[zer0rz]

Awsome stuff zip, you actually sounded Brittish saying Wanker lol :P

YOU KNOW YOU GOT MY VOTE BUDDY

GET ZIPSTERED ON HIS WAY TO WORLD DOMINATION

[beba1123]

I got Zipstered !! .. I voted for you Zips !

Zipster !! Zipster !! Zipster !! =D

[hartnell114]

my favorite word from now on!

[PragueVlogg]

Willy Wanker, LOL!

[scottklaw]

you have 58% of the vote now.

[Naltsohaulic]

I voted for you Zipster! Shhhh, don't tell anyone!

[Rogerdg]

Hey Zipper! What happened to your website: Troth... It's expired! Call an ambulance! Get the medics! Ring the Fire Department! We need resuscitation, now! You and it are too important to expire. See you soon.

[Intermezzo411]

Well, I just voted for ya Zip, and as of right now (12:10am PST), it's a LANDSLIDE!!! Zipster08: 59% (1,478 votes); Nalts: 35% (890 votes); Evil Willie Wanker-oops-Wonka: 3% (73 votes); Nutcheese: 3% (85 votes). Should I say congratulations NOW, Mr. President?!?!?! ;-p Good luck, Zippy! ♥ *hugs* ~Marissa

[chianti44]

I have voted for ya Zipster but not sure where the vote went :(

[theeyecreature]

A crooked politician? Say it ain't so!

[stringqueen2002]

I'll be glad to vote again. We Love you Zipster!!!!! Darn that willie he needs to learn to play fair and square!!!

[trees75094]

Dang that Evil Willie...Shades of Florida and the whole first "election" of Bush. In fact, he kinda looks like Jeb Bush. A coincidence? I think not!

[LouRyder]

I voted for you a hundred three eighty times, and I told all my friends to vote for you too! So you're a shoo in, or is it a shoe in, or a shu in. I better look it up.

[dinfo72]

Cheating not cool!WillieStunka is really evil and not acting. Zip....It looks like you will actually win this election....that's awesome!

[eagleeyez128]

ya got my vote zip!

[vikingsquid]

willywanker might work for diebold... they wrote the codes for cheating the vote.

[positivesue]

lol...I've been calling him willie plonka.

Well I just went to vote again and it didn't even give me a chance to vote, it just came up with the results....but you were ahead, that's the main thing:-)

[Saraswatifan]

Signore Presidente,

Il nostro cugino Tony parte oggi da Palermo per fare una "visitatina" al diavolo Wanker... Tony non è un dolce. Finita la commedia per questo stronzo.

Cordiali saluti,

I Siciliani

[LilCav68]

Mr. President

Our cousin Tony left from Palermo for a visit with Wanker today. Tony is not sweet. Err.. stronzo.. hehehe...hope it did end it :0)

[Saraswatifan]

Monsieur le Président, nous avons infiltré le système du diable wanker et avons fait le nécessaire pour qu'il souffre d'une infestation fatale de cyber-morpions. Il ne va plus vous emmerder.

Cordiales salutations,

Votre équipe française

[thenudo]

i am zipstered!! i got everyone at work getting zipstered, and my friends are getting zipstered too!! It' s a ZIPSTER world!!lol

[rextangle]

I hacked the site. I don't believe in this election.

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

WILLYWANKER

lol : )

[dave768]

last part was creepy...

[Knorkooli]

hey zip they re counted votes so mine stuck with u so i didn't have to re vote.

[no1funkydiva]

YAY! My vote counted, for reals this time! I also see a LOT of people are Zipstered! It wouldn't let me post a comment in there, even though I'm registered, and was logged in. I think that Anti-Zipster guy is a total douche. There's just no place in this world for that kind of hatred. I'm sorry it's aimed at you Zip. You are MUCH loved, so those punks don't mean a thing!

[TonyDi]

Oh yeah, that's just not right - to rig the voting. Well we'll fix his caboose. I'm so voting for you so hang in there and watch the numbers climb. We WILL have been ZIPSTERED in '08 and we WILL enjoy it. LYZ

[LordLargo37]

As of 8:38 pm PST you have 59% of the vote! ZIPSTER IN 08!!!!

[600997]

Evil Willie Wonka's MySpace page is

"Hot tub Gary"

[mullinks]

Yeah that's what happened to me...that Willy the wacker rigged the whole thing....YIKES!

[GoddessofBarefeet]

is the voting in FL????

chads????

[amjPeace]

I am so out of the loop I didn't even know the voting had started. Thanks for the heads-up, and may the best Youtuber win!

[Sunnybunny2006]

Zip!!! My vote finally counts! lov ya

[LukaIsntLuka]

Get ZIPSTERED in 08! :-)

[dudeanwalker]

you got my vote Zipster! you're so groovy!!!

[Deswaldso]

I knew it!

[RenaissanceMan929]

Just popped over to the voting site and guess who is REALLY winning now?!?! Our man Zipster!!!! AWESOME man!! If only this was for the President of the USA. God knows there isn't a single candidate in the running yet that I would vote for.......if only Al would run again.....oh well.

[1938superman]

SCANDAL! SCANDAL! I MUST get a report together!

[Wigglums]

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.

[kcgirlgeek]

Well, I voted for you, and thankfully...it counted for you. I think. Anyway, it won't let me vote again, so...I hope it ONLY gave a vote to YOU. Grrrrr. Hackers suck.

[gijoedaisy]

I love getting Zipstered in 08!

[Joan3424]

Done. Another vote for the GREAT ZIPSTER!

Joanie :-)

[macco360]

Zipster that's the nature of evil willy!! It's all in fun I'm sure. Everyone needs a villain. Happily you caught his scheme and the good guys win (as it should be)!

[turkeyonfire]

I'm glad it's fixed. I know you'll be a good pres. (considering the real results) ^_^

[LarenKee]

lol well they fixed it and you have the lead right now! My bets are locked in for you.

[BMPmama698]

I'm glad they have the voting fix now so you can win! Love ya!

[foititis]

what would you do if you became president? You need a platform!

[redshorty71]

I love you Ill vote for you as many times as you want as long as you win. And glad that you helped fix it. I am Zipstered for life now lol

[phalanx948]

You have my re-vote, man! "Evil Willy Wanker" LOL you're awesome. =D

[Phreakology]

Willie Wanker. That makes me giggle.

Zipster, you rock and totally have my vote.

~Phreak

[anmoose]

HoooooooBoy!! If Evil Willie Wanker shows his face at SouthTube, he'll get SO tarred and feathered! We can do that Saturday night, and then have the "formal lynching" at the cookout on Sunday.

Yeeeehaw!!!

Moosie

[Podcasting101]

anmoose, bring the rope cause he's going!!!

See Ya @ Southtube

Paul

[anmoose]

I have one in the garage. Ya' think Delta will let me bring it on the plane?

See ya' @ SouthTube. YES!!!!!

Moosie

(Counting the hours)

(And the minutes...)

[Podcasting101]

anmoose, i doubt delta would have a problem with a good hanging rope but leave the m16 @ home.

Paul

[anmoose]

Well, crud. OK, I'll *just* bring the rope. But we'll need a committee to pick the right tree...

[Amer344]

yOU GOT MY vOTE ZIPSTER... (:

[Moongal028]

Yeah when i voted for you, the vote went to someone else, so good i am glad we get to re-vote!

[sign543]

Expose those dirty birds, Zipster!!! GET ZIPSTERED IN 08!!

[Zipster08]

xoxo

[countrygirl1107]

I just went to the site and evil willie wanker got what he deserved LMAO!! This is some hilarious sh*t. Get Ziptered in 08!!

[macG4user]

willy wanker ha-ha, to funny. Well if someone did indeed hack the youtubian website they are a wanker. and if it was hacked I certainly hope that youtube prosecutes the ass crack responsible to the fullest extent of the law sorry just thought that I'd add my two cents worth. Oh yeah good to hear that Zipster has friends in low Places. ha-ha

[LiLxGHiT369]

ITS SO TRUE! THERE ARE LIKE 50 COMMENTS SAYING THAT IT WAS RIGGED! WHEN ITS "4 real" I WILL VOTE FOR YOU ZIPSTER!!! <3333

[BoomerChick55]

You politicians are rotten to the core.

[TamHickey67]

Well, there you go! just voted for you Zipster and you have 60% of the votes cast so far. Evil Willie has 3% lol Go Zipster!

[missdivinestalls]

If Evil Willie Wonka cheated why is he still a candidate?! His bid should have bene revoked.

[bostonstrategy]

i know! somthing happened to the voting, i didnt vote for him but it said i did???

[abbyroadme]

I voted for you. EWW is not getting my vote, yuck!

[doggiesarus]

You can actually hack with HTML? Oh goody! I finally have a saleable skill!

[ZeroPunkDreamer]

I know! what a jerk!

[NutCheese]

Vote for NUTCHEESE!!!

[timido66]

Voted for you!!!!!

[owenbigpinekey]

voted for u my friend

[sch1cch1]

voter fraud -- you guys really are trying to be a real party

[shep2k7]

i told you about this terry lol in a message i sent you . was it me you were talking about like by the people in other country'

[hannahjo2011]

i was debating between nalts and zipster and i just couldnt decide so i voted once for each.

[KrytensFriend]

I voted for you. You are at about 60% and Nalts is at 34%. So you are way ahead!

[woosteria]

Yeh, wonka's a wanker alright...

Will go over and place another vote for ya - Go ZIPSTER in 08!!!

[lighthammar]

just search Diebold. That's the company that made the voting machines.

Unfortunatly any machine can be manipulated.

Kerry got the call from Mexico to find out he got screwed on the past election.

Democracy is an illusion.

[gibbo1988]

well willie was a wanker

but did will wank?

[Cigaro99]

looks like your gonna win this election :D hope you got your victory speech ready Mr. President : )

[two46pm]

"Willie Wanker"

Hahahahha

You're kicking some major ass over at the polls!

[Podcasting101]

zip, The votes are all correct again and the double counting / popup alert EWW virus removed.

but theres someone else that hacked my site besides the EWW voting scam and i have a DATA trail to prove it so whoever you are please PM with the hole so i can patch it or i will pursue legal options

HACKING is a federal offense

[gstockton]

just voted for ya zip.

[LazyLimonada]

willywanker isnt a wanker, hes worse, hes a douchebag

[oneiblind30]

Great video! Perfect reason why we need paper ballots.

[HPFan11]

Yay they're not rigged anymore! Though I can vote again... =(

[Furnifur]

ya'll are funny

[boyfriendable]

Evilwilliewonka is also Themightythor1212

[ChristopherMast]

Evil Willie Wanker! I've never trusted that slimeball... something about the teeth!

[trishasledge]

i just voted 4 u & i think it went thru 4 u ,i'll try again later

[Bikermom69]

Thanks for the "breaking news" Zip!

[boyfriendable]

Somebody just changed the vote results now showing zipster in the lead..I think Evilwanker changed it .but just the way he changed the voting results after the fact. he would be able to change them again later in his favor

[debbiez112]

Where is Loco Mama? I been missing her. I wish she would do another craft show for us...lol...please..I hope you have a great time at Southtube..I voted for you but that evil Willie is playing dirty I tell ya!

[bgr8flgrl]

Let me know when it is safe to cast my Zipster vots, from the comments I just read the site is still being hacked by that Wanker.

I will not cast a vote only for it to be hacked again!

[andyphotox]

This election resembles and actual election I remember..........perhaps a clever Parody

[Momoftwinsplus1]

Evil Willy can suck my wanker! He bites. GET ZIPSTERED in 08. PS If you don't win Zipster I am leaving the country, I am moving to Brazil or something, I won't be ruled by an Evil Willy Wonka. Never Ever

[RDJim]

Worked for me.

[loqutor]

Zipster, it still made my vote for you count towards Evil Willy Wanker.

[C0C0ACHIP]

yay u found out how to make a link^^

[Zipster08]

I'm getting so savvy!!

[mittensisfat]

i voted for you sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mittensisfat]

this takes me back to VOTE 2000!!!!!!!!!!

[reddropdrop]

off to vote again!

[EvilWillieWonka]

LIES, all LIES!!!!! evil Willie is going to win this by hook or by crook. i am the ultimate Evil!!

[Gigolo8]

YOU suck dirtbag, we're gunna summon teh YouTubian Guard to put your arse in sling! Keep it up and you risk Civil War in YouTubia!

Video Bomb's at the ready!

[BMPmama698]

You must be a "true" politican, because you are great at lying and cheating! You'll be bowing down to President Zipster soon!

[watermelli1980]

i just voted again and i'm sorry to say that it's still fucked up cause my vote went to evil willie again.

[Gigolo8]

Some of us were voting for you, and getting a thanks for voting for WANKA! NO FAIR, I vote we secede from the Party and declare War on WANKA-ites! I'm from the TRULY DEEP South and we will rise for ZIPSTER08!

5*

[Gigolo8]

I Just went bac to the page and it's still the same and won't let me revote for you yet!

As at 0033HR GMT 19th September 2007

[LordTempist]

I second that:)

[boyfriendable]

Zipster I just went there and voted for you and I got a popup that said "YOU EMO LOSER ! YOU JUST VOTED FOR EVIL WILLIE !" the nerve !!

[boyfriendable]

Willie Wanker is exposed

[reticulation]

Its still rigged. It says that we are EMO losers and that we voted for Willy Wonka.

ELIMINATE HIM.

[scareykatt]

I just voted for u, Zipster!

i hoped to see u in the WINNER's circle!

[BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY]

I voted for you once and I will vote for you again Terry, it has made things a little uncomfy for me at home! CONFIDENTIAL SOURCES!

[Zipster08]

SSSShhhhhhh!!!

[grapessss]

of course im votin for you.. but i hate choosing btwn nalts and nutcheese and zipster!! you guys are all so great

[Zipster08]

I love them all too!!