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  • hilarious

  • hahahaha i love newark, its got its own style to it, just act the poart an for the most part youll be fine, an i know this bein a whi9te kidn that frequents newark, shout out my boy randy! runnin streets like nobodies business! no violence all money! respect the movement!

  • Newark is far nicer than Detroit, Cleveland, or Youngstown. This I know from personal observations. I like Newark. Land is worth a considerable amount there, unlike Ohio. So it will be redeveloped faster than most inland areas. Massive amounts of inmate labor should be used to clean everything up into trucks, containers, and rail cars to be transported to mid-western landfills. I saw large amounts of valuable scrap metal in Newark. More scrap operations are needed to accelerate reclamation.

  • lol look at the tags

  • lol btw everyone already knows all of those things and finally a song about itLOLOLOLOLOLOL you will get shot there real quick(jk i am joking about all of that but the song is funny)

  • I like this.

  • Haha this is so awesome. I go to school here :D

  • Look out in Newark cause soon the yuppies are gonna take over!!

  • FUNNY I GREW UP THERE.......

  • I understand this is a parody but I take offense to this. I love my city and I forever will be dedicated to it. This was completely taken to another level but everyone deserves their creative outlet.

  • I used to bump this in my car all the time people loved it! now I can't find the damn CD anymore. any chance I can get another MP3 of it? Jclaybaugh1@comcast.net

  • Newark is a tough city, always was and will be. That doesn't mean its bad. I was born there 50 something years ago, grew up a couple of miles away and my father is from Vailsburg. My relatives are from the North Ward so spent a lot of time there, lots of great memories, wouldn't trade it for anything.

  • i like this very much

  • - Newark Is TYPE Like This , Thouqh . It was a Bit Exaggerated , buh still funny . You Must Be WEAK SAUCE iff You Got Butt-Hurt Over This ; (: This My RINGTONE !

    He might Deeaaaaaaddd , <3

  • i was cruizn around tag'n "scroll n key" on anything cory booker related and this fucked my whole train of thought up, gj 4 teh lulz

  • Nothin like new jersey! This song is my new anthem lol!

  • original Newark, uk - Reperzent!?!?!

  • omfg, i love it <3 =D.. wtb a remix

  • I can't believe anyone would actually get butthurt over this. I've lived in a lot of shitholes. I live in one right now. At least have a sense of humor about it when you walk out your door, step over a crack bum, and land on a used syringe.

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  • Guys chill out they are not serious about hatin on Newark it's a joke, some of it went a little far but, who cares

  • Brixkcityyy

  • I'm from Newark and I love my city . F**k you haters.

  • I bet they never even been there man, they probably usin green screens

  • I agree with everyone who defends newark because it is a place where cultures merge and it only has only two thirds of it is bad and the rest is beutiful with njpac. With the preduntial center.sure it has a lot of flaws but it can teach you about common sense and to be tough

  • WAIT , P A U S E this aint even i live NEWARK , IM proud of NEWARK yall just need to stop sterotyping us man . ITS not EVEN like that and why yall come at NEWARK like that . yall could talk about other places . FUCK EVERYBODY HATING ON NEWARKKKKKKK .

  • This is sooo true!!!

  • never been to newark and never plan on going to that shithole

  • @nicegunt . you need to stop you dont even know NEWARK you looking at stuff on tv .

  • Love this too funny but but true lol but I LOVE NEWARK

  • So true. City is so corrupted. A Sergeant goes right to Deputy Police Director amazing. You got the right amount of money you an be anything in Newark.

  • HAHAHAHA

  • FUCKA ASS NIGGAZ AND FUCK DAT BICH TOO

  • FUCK DIS NIGGAZ MAYNE, NOOARK ALL DAY

  • wat about camden?

  • Grew up just outside Newark and it sure hit the skids after the riots. Never to be what it once was again.

  • Fucking hilarious! And sad!

  • i miss the brick city, as funny as this music video was i miss home hahahaha

  • Ooo Shit!! This is So on point!!! Working on an Office in Newark and it's hella crazy... and I grew up in East Africa..lol

  • Really the best Empire State of Mind Parody

  • killyaself talking about newark like are you from here ? if you not dont talk shit , like dam.

  • ...sure is a nice place to visit, if you're a bullet! LOL

  • ...nice place to visit, if you're a bullet! LOL

  • He takes being stabbed really well!!!

  • Gosh the girl is sexy! Is she an actor?

  • Every place has a hood someplace is worst then others jersey and ny go hard

  • Grandma stab. Lol

  • first of alll..yall mother fucker in new york is nasty iscell to ...there is rats and roaches on every cornner in brookly...yalll can talk evetry time i turn to the new the someone get kiddnap ,murder,and abuse.....new york is one the news EVERY FUCKING DAY.......im from newark NO its not the frist place i would chose to live but.......yall new yorkers cant FUCKING TALK!!!!

  • Got to love New Jersey. A great to visit if your a bullet.  LOL.

  • How did I not think of this first? Born and bred in NY and attending graduate school in this godforsaken city. Crackheads EVERYWHERE, everyone looks like they're about to rob you, red lights give me anxiety, a stun gun and pepper spray aren't enough to make you feel safe....this place is TERRIBLE! Thanks for the laughs!

  • @citabelle ---______--- if this is the god forsaken city...WTF!! ARE YOU! DOING! GOING TO GRADUATE SCHOOL HERE. NY HAS ALOT OF COLLAGES IF YUR SOOOO AFRAID THEN FCKN STAY UP THEIR!!! -_-

  • @shortii149310 Judging by your lack of spelling/grammar skills, I'm guessing you're a product of the NJ public school system. In state tuition+a hefty scholarship, honey. That's why I'm in Jersey.

  • I think this song could apply to most all of Dirty Jersey, the whole state needs an enema.

  • Thats fucked up, lmao ... they went in on my hometown lol

  • For a parody, that girl nailed the freaking hook perfectly! More of her plz? =3

  • i happen to be from newark . im not italian . actually i only knew like three italians . is overpopulated withus african americans and latinos . i feel very offended . plus newark aint all that bad. i happen to have great family values and im very educated .

  • THIS VIDEO IS FUNNY, BUT NOT HELPFUL! NEWARK HAS CLEANED UP A GREAT DEAL. AND THE IRONBOUND SECTION IS WONDERFUL. SHOPPING, RESTAURANTS, LOW SALES TAX, AND PERFECTLY SAFE. MANY CULTURES MERGE IN NEWARK AND IT IS A GREAT PLACE LARGELY. I AM SORRY YOU FEEL THIS WAY ABOUT THE CITY.

    

  • offended..Newark isn't great, its dirty, crime is high. etc Guess what, I GREW UP HERE. Im a better person for it. im not a social incompetent.. I speak 3 languages..Im educated, I have morals/values & know what its like to sweat for what I have. This was the city that gave my family the opportunity to SURVIVE in this country. FU to the people who cringe when they hear where Im from...Living in Newark for 20 years & still loving it! only ones who talk are those who dont live here.. ignorance!

  • that place is just as described hahaha,so sorry for who lives there.unhappy motherfuckers hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaha

  • This video is so disrespectful -__-.. I am kinda offended..

  • OK, I am offended. Now watch your back.>>>

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  • Best part was @ 4:22 when the random black guy joined in in dancing over the dead guy. LMFAO

  • XD

  • 1:18 mins "I think I stepped on a used condom" ROFLMAO....LMAO!!

  • Very good

  • this video is so disrespectful -__-

    DISLIKE BUTTON!

  • Awesome :D

  • 4:00 hahahaha great :D

  • hilarious! well done. Lived in Philly/South Jersey for years.....thank God it wasnt North Jersey

  • I actually didnt find this funny...

  • LOL. she kinda looks like alicia keys. hahaha nice lyrics

  • Just because SOME people live in newark do not mean they act like this . My family was born and raise in newark and we do not act like this . So first off I would like to say CRIME happens EVERYWHERE no matter where you go . Thats was the purpose of the goverment creating a law for AMERICA , so every state or city can suffer the consequences of breaking the law . Your ignorance in this video really shock me . SAD ! ! ! ! ! !! ! SAD ! ! ! ! ! ! SAD ! ! ! ! !

  • @Lite5kinBannon lol u mad bro?

  • @Lite5kinBannon Thanks for the constructive criticism. We'll work harder next time. Thanks for watching and don't forget to comment.

  • @Lite5kinBannon My my my...temper. A few corrections my friend. First...if you are going to attack someone, dont use so many exclamation marks (!!!!!!!). We all see you are angry and havea well developed 3rd grade education thanks to your Newark Public School education. Second, it's YOU, not U. Third, "Fish smelling ass hooker?" Thats a new one. The woman in the video, he ASS was smelling fish??? Good observation! I will look into it more. And I dont think she actually played the piano for real.

  • @Lite5kinBannon ha u mad cuz u know its true :D

  • This guy is better than most rappers out today.

  • Your Alicia Keys looks absolutely gorgeous. Great job!

  • Funny. The wording or this song had me laughing. Yet, it still did not capture how truly predatory, depressing and bad Newark is. You should have save the footage on the Benny Jersey shore guys for your next video on Belleville, Totowa, Wayne, Nutley, Bloomfield, Lyndhurst & Bayonne. There's none of that in Newark, other than a few Italian mob social clubs and restaurants up on Northern Bloomfield ave near the Bloomfield border.

  • famous people from newark whitney houston,redman ,danny devito ,whoopi goldberg , faith evans , ice t ,jason alexander from seinfielld frankie valli frankie negron salsa singer so without newark and new jersey hollywood would be dead

    plus newark ias my home fuck the jersey shore this is newark where only the strong survive

  • newsrk is not that bad im from newark im not a bym or a druggy

  • oh my god, what a outfit, SHE looks amazing. in a way beautiful and hot !!

  • I love the part when the dude in the brown hoody starts dancing with him over the dead body.

  • great vid...the lady singing alicia key's parody part (for lack of a better term) looked amazing. Great job everyone

  • how do I download/buy a copy of this?

  • 1:12 did he say General Grevious?

  • i live a town away from newark and was also born their and this is actually 80 percent true.

  • How did you make a video clip like this wit the pictures and that

  • Could you do me a favor and teach the rest of these parody artists how to do it properly. This is one of the best parodies I've heard yet.

  • @RunTitan09 ya and you just dont know what respect is

  • anyway to keep with the downers , for me that lived all over NJ , could you guys had a better change as jersey shore , jerselious or

  • for those that liked , and you probrably had the best dinner around ,and if you never hang out in queens or in brooklyn ,have you been around any big cities at all? and if you want to go deeper.. whats the diference between the girls are not in playboy mansion? whats is the mafia ? high or small class?? (whacth palyboy mansion or nbc playboys club) anyway its all support by american money ...

  • @sundoes666 ya and you dont have a sence of humor

  • Im pretty sure this song describes all of new jersey

  • I've been living in Newark for 14 years and this is the most ignorant video I've ever seen. Many people in this city have been trying to alter the perception of Newark and videos and stereotypes like these hinder our efforts. Newark is a beautiful city and I hope the stereotypes that ignorant people hold will be erased from their minds. I hope in the future, when I am successful, people will be proud that a resident from Newark accomplished so much.

  • I was born and raised in Newark and personally I think this was cute, very ingenious, have a sense of humor.

  • How the hell you compare one damn city to the NY state and other states. We not even in the top 20 dangers places in the USA. I'm not sayin the city perfect but what other places is. People scared of Newark but they asses wanted to see a hockey game or concert

  • Even if I wuz born there , dats pretty funni

  • this is bs newark is way better than it was in the 90s if you look at the crime rate is has the highest crime rate decrease in the country and theres no way its the worst city in america, it was but not anymore. i hae to say this is a great parody though

  • @kevinster123 Oh really? Over 200 people have been shot this year. There has been a big crime spike. Murders are up 71%. Car jacking are up 60% that's equivalent to what it was in the 90's. The Ironbound section is having more and more shooting every year. Police are getting laid off. That's not bad?

  • @jamice10000 o yea? where u gettin ur staatistics from? i no for a fact newarks gotten better cuz i was there in the 90s and recently ya dumass so fuck u and ur made up statistics cuz i no wat im talking about

  • @kevinster123 I'm not making up shit. Google it and while you are at it, google how to spell. Newark has seen a increase in crime this year due to police layoffs. What part was you in? West Ward and South Ward have taken a turn for the worse. Ironbound may look better but More Homicides are occurring. I highly doubt you know what you are talking about. Google "Newark Crime Spike"

  • If ur russian you'll be fine

  • The worst part of Newark is south near irvington now that's a shithole city if ur white u'll either die in irvington or be scared shitless that place is voted the worst town in jersey da only reason it's not as known as Camden is cuz of population

  • Newark used to be a safe town... But then TYRONE moved here ;)

  • Erm.. well.. I ♥LOVE Newark.. but this is the best parody I've ever seen :'D Great Job ;)

  • Awesome parody! Sewark is a hole.

  • nah newark isn't the worst of nj imo it's more like camden nj since it's like an east side version of city of Compton

  • @Hellriser720 Compton is actually safer now.

  • lol best parpdy eva

  • im suprised no one has killed you yet hahah jk :P

    good job!

  • Ppl who talk bout newark aint been to charlotte,nc! Who is on EVERY episode of first 48? and most of the ppl talkin bad are punks. If u wasnt a punk, one you wouldnt be scared of newark and two you wouldnt feel the need to talk ish on youtube. Stop being a bitch!

  • @breejc2003 Of course it's on every episode. That's where the first 48 is based mostly. They want to film out there. Newark is not that bad but it's worst than Charlotte. I'm not the type to brag about hoods or ghettos. So don't come at me with that my hood your hood bullshit. I'm just pointing out the facts.

  • @jamice10000 let me start off by asking when i came directly at you? okay thought so. and this is why i dont type stuff cause ppl read it in different context. i am not even frm charlotte, i was actually defending newark because ppl was talking ish bout em. but of course ppl are so quick to think its a hood battle and i am tryna put hood against hood. im actually born and raised jersey, and defend my state to the fullest no matter the section or "hood".

  • Nice flow. Great job.

  • the softest guy in newark could go anywhere and conquer

  • Newark Brick city is the place to be

  • Lmao y'all nigkaz bugging newark ain't as bad as they make it seem.....welcome to newark aka hell

  • Newark state of mind. best. parody. ever.

  • Just move to Jersey City...

  • Solid

  • i was shot in newark in 2005. i live 15 min from here!

  • Oh wow this parody sounds so like the original song I was floored by it with laughter and to think I came across this one totally by accident! A well done job wish I could even thank the people in person for making this! Yep you guessed it I'm unemployed and really needed a good laugh thanks guys!

  • GRANDMA STAB!!!!!!!

  • AJA he dead! jajajajajajjajaa

  • Every city has a "bad"part and Newark does too but its safe mostly..

    And Newark shouldnt even be called a city because it really is not, it should have been a township or boro.

  • @MeAgainstTheRadio lmao you dont know what your talking about

  • @allDayEveryDay34

    Ha funny bro, because I do.

  • racist ppl please stop its not cool. u can keep ur opinions buy nobody here wants to hear them

  • @WhiteSox4Life1 You tell them niggers!

  • Anywhere like the Ironbound and near the Prudential is well kept. I hate Newarkphobes, especially Rangers Fans. Devils fans pay good money to keep that cash cleaning up Newark so it can be nicer place to visit. College hoops, a better NJ Nets team could bring in more fans and revenue besides the concerts. MSG in NYC sucks balls, too old outside, and the inside even if it's nice it doesn't beat the state of the art Prudential Center.

  • this is fab

  • FUCK YA!!!!!

  • my fave part is at 4:20 LOLZ XD

  • Hahaha! Dude making off with the keyboard, then getting his ass kicked XD

  • @hellrazer8888 you are also obviously proud to be a complete shithole.

  • Not bad, but the parody of Empire using Star Wars was THE best.

  • Lmfao. Y'all Sick As Hell. It's True xD I Live In newark, Don't Get Mad, I'ma Go Outside and Dance with a Hobo Before My Ass Get Gangbanged. :D

  • i live in newark and most of it isn't bad at all. especially in the ironbound section

  • this shit is plain retarded. hating ass niggas

  • @ darras u cnt read wit dah u think it iz spanish i rote all dah words out wtf....

  • @hellrazre888 u a bitch !! cum thro crescent lane,irvington wit dat hoe shit bitch bet u wont leave !

  • @hellrazer8888

    fuck you raciest motherfucker!

  • fuc dat bitch ass white boy u c he aint go 2 no hoods wit dat dum shit....he stayed rite down town!! BITCH

  • @clane3b

    is this English?

  • @clane3b thats a very well constructed sentence. Congrats

  • lol..funny ,,its all true yall...

  • Vanilla Ice is back, baby!

  • she really looks like Alicia Keys

  • Even On-star is scared for it's life :D

  • SO FUCKIN' TRUE ! I'M TIRED OF DEFENDING THIS PLACE ! I call my building CONDOM GARDENS, PURGATORY, NJ .I don't even know why the Sun wastes it's fuckin' time here. It should move to the UK.

  • omg so lol but now i don't want to go to Newark

  • yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • The guy who raps and the girl who sing have actually got fucking decent talent!

  • and this video made me laugh my a$ off.

  • I thought Hell was a hell hole til I moved to Newark. Everything in this video is true. My roommate has been stabbed twice. The hookers, the poo and used condoms it's all true.

  • ATTENTION ALL 2PAC FANS

    On june 16 (before if you can't make it) we will all watch CHANGES in honor of the greatest rapper ever's birthday. Let's give him the best birthday present ever: the highest viewed video on YouTube!! Let's give him what he deserves and what Justin Beiber does not deserve to have!

    Copy and paste to all 2pac videos and all music videos let's get this noticed quickly!

    THUMBS THIS UP

    LETS GET NOTICED

    Lets help 2pac with this

  • This is funnier than Galactic. lol

  • Newark the worst city in the US of A followed by Cleveland.

  • im on my friends youtube and im from jersey. i used to cop dope on mlk blvd in newark haha this is so true dont let anyone tell you different

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  • hahah, This is awesome, I rly like Newark now xD

  • Haha I love laughing at all the shitholes in the US