Alex Reads Twilight: Ch.10-11

[GrimbleFly]

ugh yeah! twilight's getting good.

[TheJenksMeister]

That awkward moment when you've been burnt but can't feel the pain of it yet.

[CaseyRawrs]

"and she just gets horny" xD alex made my day

[lilsoccerchic321]

BELLA FEELS LIKE A WOMAN!

[TheNanditaK]

"logic wasn't on my side or common sense. i'm right there with u.." LOL XD

[MortWildflower]

A degree in English Literature? What the actual hell?! My faith in humanity is officially under 9000 :/

[Mizzarrk]

why is he reading twilight is he of the faggot?

[GameTradersUK]

@Mizzarrk Did you watch the video? It's a piss-take?

[Mizzarrk]

@GameTradersUK It is ? never Saw it ?

[loveobug123]

LOLOLOL "Bella feels like a woman"

[InYourOwnHead]

uhhg!! mayer stole the idea of a love affair between a vampire and a human from Buffy!!!!! but at least angel is actually hot and buffy isnt a stupid twat..

[duffbeerify]

i love how the harry potter series is in the background...lol

[neonredhead22]

my goodbye stuck in my throat: "good-bhhgh" xD

[k84560]

"With a degree in English literature?!?"

[ttttttttttopaz]

What's your favorite color? / It changes from day to day...

"Oh, you're so deep..."

[CoralHawkins1]

and she... just get horny :L 

[JennaLaine26]

When you read it out loud, I wonder why I ever liked the series. It really doesn't make sense, a lot of the things she writes... Young people should be reading the original Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy instead!

[pyronumber13]

@JennaLaine26 Everything by Adams is fucking great.

[JennaLaine26]

@pyronumber13 Exactly, Pyronumber13, exactly.

[QuantumTaxation]

My video froze for a few seconds at 2 seconds and I thought I had clicked on the wrong video because he said 'It was very hard in he morning....'.

[instantowls]

'it was very hard in the morning' oo-er

[sweet13N]

"Bela feel like a woman!" Love that part :D

[DiamondArmada2010]

All I can say about Twilight four... SERVES YOU FUCKING RIGHT!! (speaking to Bella of course... dirty slut) xD

[lydsco99]

Goodb-*aghck*

[ilovemelikeyouall]

@ComputerGeek580 lol what are you, stephanie mayer?

[LilMissFlirty101]

I love your tags xDD

[CharlieAndSoul]

Bellaa feels like a womaaan ;D

[CharlieAndSoul]

ohYEAH. Twilight got good ;D

[ComputerGeek580]

Wow. A low life reading a book and then posting it on youtube. I'm not even a twilight fan. Don't you have anything better to do?

[LilMissFlirty101]

@ComputerGeek580 Well, he read one chapter as a joke, then his fans started requesting more chapters and since he loves them he's doing this.

[taf3london]

we all know that feeling of being burned but we can't feel the pain of it yet. . . that. . . is how she felt. your sarcasm is beautiful. i respect it so much!

[laura24642]

ohh you're so deep ahahaha

[NightPetalCatDemon]

my brother is shit

[heyfreaksitsme]

lol 2:59 "Bella feels like a woman!"

[ScottishSwiftie13]

'....your so deep' ;)

[marsuleo]

and she....just got horny.

OH YEAH TWILIGHTS GETTIN GOOD

[thecrazyminion]

1:50 GoodBAGH

[loveneverdiesalw]

I love how you can see the Harry Potter books in the background.

[BatmanMelissa]

HAHA!!! Bella feels like a woman!

[wolfpupgal]

"Well.. your heart would be beating either way.. it's a heart."

"Is futiley a word??"

Your quotes are better than the books.

[YourCosmicLove]

futilely is a word. It's in the dictionary. I have to admit I was hoping it wasn't.

[SineaLesleigh]

I really want to know how this was even published?? And what the editor was on when they let it be published like it is... Then again if they had fixed everything it would have to be re-written, and then may resemble an actual book.

Seriously though, you reading it like this is so much better than the actual book.

[DKAllayna]

Yes, futilely is, in fact, a word. lmfao. This is sooo much better than the actual book...

[Anna2210]

Surely the groaning internally was just Bella's stomche rumbling...

[anniep2211]

If he finished the book he's dead

[MultiYoussy]

How the FUCK did she get that book published!?

[TheRheanna96]

Bella feels like a woman!

[MultiMyStuff]

LOL the internal groan..

[Voldemort489]

OMG I have the same shirt as you!! Sorry just noticed that

[MsKush077]

*bella feels like a woman* lmao!

[Neowie]

actually having to read the load of dribble or pay for the crap since i don't want to own the book and i don't want it on my library account that i even touched it though i once did in the store long enough t decide that it was crap and i didn't want it.

[Neowie]

teachers); no smoking no drinking no sex unless you're married and other such promises that take the fun out of life so she probably had to write out her fantasys so she didn't go crazy being a brainwashed nun. anyway i also had to say that I'm watching you read the book so that i can try to figure out why all the people have become crazy fangirls over this book, without

[Neowie]

lol i have to comment at this stage that this book hits close to home for me, as she (the author) is from Utah, where I live, (known as the mormon capital since most people here are mormon as is she) (it's pronounced brig as in prison 'em like catch 'em all and run it together brig'em) byu is the mormon college and you have to sign a code of morals to go there (even the

[Allioop88]

good-*BEAHUDH*

[Z1aheart]

oh, and note how she got a degree in English LITERATURE. Not English. So apparently knowing about literature does not mean she's got good grammar. Or writing skills.

[Z1aheart]

Holy shit. Merriam Webster says "futilely" is a word!

[hi78sp]

Alex Day i must tell you this. you good sir, are a fucking genius. This is hilarious, i keep re-watching these

[Rikusmine]

She really had a degree I didn't know that I tried reading this book but it got on my nerves by the time I was halfway through I gave it to my friend waste of money I say.

[Juneous56]

That is one university I wont be going too.

[insideimmortal]

with a DEEGRE IN ENGLISH LITERATURE >:O

[murhata]

About 5 years ago, I read Twilight and really liked it but didn't look too much into it. Then your videos came out and it opened my eyes! I'm rewatching and STILL laughing my head off!

[ElliotBrett9]

probably brown

[jamie3197]

When I was going through my awful Twihard faze, I read the books multiple times, but now I can't remember most of what you're reading. I guess it's true that our minds block painful memories...

[lovesaphira]

It's funny how much of this book i've blocked out since reading it. i don't remember any of this. LOL. probably coz it all started to sound the same after chapter 2.

[Arinacchi]

Hahah, she really is Bella Swan (or the other way around). This is from her Wikipedia article:

' "I've been reading books for adults my entire life. Growing up I was an avid reader—the thicker the book, the better." She also said she is a huge fan of Orson Scott Card, and "can't go through a year without re-reading" Jane Austen's books.'

[TheQwertyPoiuyGuy]

Dictionary . com

futility [fyoo-til-i-tee]

1.

the quality of being futile; ineffectiveness; uselessness.

2.

a trifle or frivolity: the large collection of futilities that clutter our minds.

3.

a futile act or event.

[SugarLoveForever]

@TheQwertyPoiuyGuy obviously futility is a word...is futilely?

[SimsFan1492]

Its no secret that the book is Meyer's personal sex fantasy that she then filled with random crap and published. That's why its like reading fan fiction.

[TheHorcruxFinder]

@SimsFan1492 Amen to that!

[purpleisamazing1]

@SimsFan1492 fan fiction is better

[Pwyllugh]

@SimsFan1492 Bad fanfiction, if I may add to that... because there IS some really good stuff out...

[R0NALDWEASLEYL0VER]

@SimsFan1492 Its like reading my immortal. Most fanfiction is better.

[ilovelibertyTYC]

@SimsFan1492 Touche!

[deathkinggodfather1]

mfao at tags

[CateTudor]

why does cold skin turn Bella on so?

[zogz91]

@CateTudor probably her thing for necrophilia (spelling? Who cares.. i'm swedish.)

[Brettisen]

@zogz91

coolt, haha xD team sverige ftw

[sha2424]

@CateTudor because she lived in arizona all her liife . . .

[Zyll29]

The 99 people who dislike this all have terrible senses of humour.

[WeRWhoWeR181]

Actor ding to merriam-webster's dictionary, futilely means serving no useful purpose. (Plus while writing that I spelled the word wrong and my iPhone autocorrected it into the word you see before you. You know a word is a word when an apple product know how to spell it.)

[bloodlightningXD]

i think what she means by groaning internally is that she groaned in her mind... like she thought a groan... if that makes sense.

but still, LOL.

[ImTotallyDrawn]

NO! NO SHE DIDNT SHE DID NOT HAVE THAT DEGREE

[hazzafair96]

Alex you've kept me up till gone bloody midnight watching these! STOP MAKING THEM SO DAMN FUCKING GOOD...

[dob1997]

@hazzafair96 I know right? I should have been studying!

[mathjb94]

twisting and untwisting your fingers? How can you possibly do that? LOL

[dragonessflight]

I love how this video ends with your horrified face at the thought of Meyer having a degree in literature.

[Hyperluna]

Bella's getting horny...LOLOLOLOLOLOL I DIED LAUGHING.

[Channotek72]

My heart thudded, stuttered, and then went back up at double time. YOU SHOULD GO TO A FUCKING HOSPITAL!!!!

[BadStuffstudios]

wtf

[HopelesslyAmerican]

"AWH YEAH! Twilight's gettin' good"

[purpleprincess911]

good by-chh

[redeyes8589]

I LOVE YOUR ACCIENT!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[camie12341]

i love your Harry Potter books in the background!

[QuinnTaylorMitchell]

Bella: My love for you is like a rose, it makes me thorny..

Edward: Wtf?

Bella: Now I need to water your stem ;)

....A line I wish was in the book :p It would make it somewhat bearable...

[YourFeetSmellPotatos]

@harrypotterfreaknerd The only book she's written besides the Twilight series was this fucking weird, trying-too-hard-to-be-scary, adult thriller called Host.

It was probably worse than Twilight.

[harrypotterfreaknerd]

Maybe she's written other books that aren't horrible?

[LoserLikeMe03]

"Good--urghgh" :L

[princezZz007]

i love how you ended the video. "...with a degree in english literature?!" *ends*

[balletman]

@princezZz007 I loved that part too. I actually went to Brigham Young University. While BYU has excellent nationally ranked programs for business, law, accounting, athletics, foreign language, and even dance, the English major is one of the shortest, easiest routes to graduation, largely considered the "cop-out" degree by all the non English majors at BYU, even in the college of humanities.

[princezZz007]

@balletman that is awfully pathetic and sad. meyers really shouldn't even be allowed to have Microsoft Word on her computer

[princezZz007]

@princezZz007 and by pathetic and sad i mean the English program lol

[kittenz737]

@balletman wow I didn't know this. Thanks for this information because I seriously questioned Stephanie's degree after reading this book.

[balletman]

@kittenz737 You'd be amazed at the caliber of people who have English degrees. Compared to some of the less than stellar representatives of the language & literature I've met, Stephanie Meyer is a veritable Shakespeare... which is the saddest thing I've written in a long time.

[aluckymutt]

logic? common sense?

bella has these?

[ValPalKellster]

"GOOD-BUH!" xDD

[hahaishereman]

"so basically bella realized she was in the dark with edward and she just..gets horny."

[jayhawker12797]

its weird that in all your videos you are standing in the exact same place

[Sackva]

1:50 and onwards I'm literally in fits. I think I might die from asphyxiation because I'm laughing SO BLOODY HARD!

[Sackva]

When he said 'I couldn't think of anything else to say' in such a sarcastic/slightly cynical way, he reminded me perfectly of my friend at school XD

[DoctorWhoRocks10000]

0:51 to 1:00

Why the hell did Stephanie write all that about Bella's hands....?

[Kickitup15]

'Its a heart so it will be beating either way.' 

Marry me Alex you are so funny :)

[bridgetskittles]

My goodbyes stuck in my throat...GUDBEH

[soso121500]

Lol bella fells like a woman

[NVS37]

I love you alex ! :') you're hilarious.

[J3rek]

I shouldn't half listen to what you say, at 1:58 I first heard

"like I've been boned but didn't feel the pain of it yet"

[LanaLeone]

Goodb-UGH! x)  And he sounds like an old granny at the end of saying; 'is futilely a word?'..

[cityofpandas]

you've made this book bearable for me, and highly entertaining. xD

[PiZZaGEEk7]

You are beautiful..

[balloooonatic]

i always wonder if alex is being sarcastic at 2:00 where he says "we all know that moment where you've been burnt, but you can't feel the pain of it yet" because i actually do get that moment for just half a second after i've been burnt

[IWANTY0UBLEEDERS]

stephenie meyer doesn't have straight hair there.

[Alizastack]

'nnngggghhh...' haha!

[boich812736]

You're missing Chamber of Secrets on your bookshelf... Just sayin..

[Darison90]

lol it looked like you started to really get into it there lol =D like you were succuming to the darkside lol and began to enjoy twilight haha

[7Write4This9Heart7]

AHAHAHAHA! XD So awesome! XD Love it! Gosh, love the ending so much! YOUR FACE! XD And it's so true, Meyer's definitely Bella...so I'm totally justified in my hate/disgust of both of them, right? XD

[erinb1998]

"bella feels like a woman!;)" I creased.

[Karissa2NE1Dancer]

"It changes from day to day" "Ohhhh you're so deep" hahahaha

[Yo95122]

just thought you should know a) I think your hilarious b) its pronounced Brig-um Young University

[okiud]

I have just realised how shit Twilight is.

[xmissmusicstarx]

@radiantghost IKR. I'm like make up your fucking mind Stephanie! :P

[bloodsanity]

twilight for life...oops typo mistake...SHITLIGHT FOR LIFE :)

[xmissmusicstarx]

Did anyone else notice where it says on Stephanie Meyers picture, "long straight brown hair" and her hair is actually curly?

[radiantghost]

@xmissmusicstarx I'm still so confused on her hair. Sometimes Meyers calls her hair curly, and, straight, and then wavy.

[98tennisstar]

she gets horny.

[AwkwardCakeMonster]

1:50 Goodb-*COUGH*

Hilarious! XD

[EPICFAILYER]

Brilliant ending.

[BrotherNorris4111]

PROBABLY BROWN

[Kithieri]

Hahaha. Can't stop laughing. Your internal moan looked like your were constipated!!!

[ohhitsamelia]

'Holy shit, I'm in the DARK with EDWARD CULLEN. And she just gets horny'

[Sabebes]

'Bella feels like a woman' YEAH

[thisisthesweetness]

1:49 through 1:51 is my favorite part((:



[Parawhovianmuggle]

A degree???? With grammar like that !!!!!

[secnarfnosnhoj]

2:58

[ligzreadathon]

Isabella Meyer xD

[Rater362]

Twilight was on my allowed books for my summer reading project. I was pissed.

[roidesdemons]

You just made my homework enjoyable. Thanks a lot!

[hpwolf123]

"With a degree in English literature?!"

"TWI. LIGHT. ISNT. LITERATURE!"

[BellaElla665]

omg, you're hilariously adorable.

[mnmillerfchs]

Ahhh yeah, Twilight's getting good!

Lmao =D Pleaseeeee read Breaking Dawn

[MJLongman]

I would pay to have Alex Day read through my novel and make a [private] video on all the things he found stupid. So that I could rewrite it. Just so, if I ever get published, I don't find myself on the receiving end of this....

[kaylerpp]

"Oh my god, I'm in the dark in edward cullen, and she just gets horny. "lol love that part!!

[123SoftballChickk]

"my goodbye stuck in my throat" GOODBEH

[BitterSweetMobster]

"Bella feels like a woman"

[operationredd1]

"My goodbye stuck in my throat. GoodBEH--"  Brb, lol-ing forever.

[TheRenyam]

Futilely is a word.

[lolly306D]

@TheRenyam barely!

[BulletFMValentine3]

Alex groaning internally made my life :L

[09jariah]

lol "Bella feels like a womaaaan" XD

[LokcedUot]

"Bryam Young"? Do you mean Brigham Young? The Mormon school?

[XxDollyBluexX]

Even the tags make me laugh. xD 

[DiMoraru]

i totally understand you surprise that she actually got a degree, but Brigham Young University, please, full of mormons. argh

[norwayXitaly]

BELLA FEELS LIKE A WOMAN.

[WWTDD9]

I used to have 8 friends who LOVED this book. I showed them these videos. I now have 0 friends who even care about team edward or jacob.

[Karemelbm4l]

Wow. Meyer is a really bad author! She just tells everything. Fail.

[nrbarnett1812]

ALEX PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZ READ NEW MOON AND OR BREAKING DAWN !!!!!!!!! AS SOMEONE WHO HAS REA TWILIGHT THESE WILL BE HILARIOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8) XX

[NotSoInventiveTasha]

*internal groan*

[TheAce707]

Twilight: "It was very hard in the morning-

Me: "That's what she said!"

Twilight: "Do you want to ride with me?"

Me: "That's what she said!"

Oh my sick mind.

[SpannerScrew]

@TheAce707 ftw

Hahahahaha XD

[BlueeEyes28]

'....did they know that i knew? Was I supposed to know that i knew, I knew? or NOT?'

twilight confuses me in so many ways  :)

[Bradhadair11]

"It changes from day to day - aww you're so deep" Heavy sarcasm

[SaryVal]

you can see how much time has passed with the amt of hair he's grown since the 1st video :P

[Rater362]

Alex: "Aww, yeah! Twilight's getting good!"

Me: "Uh... Sorry to break it to you..."