I discovered Greatest pick up line in the world

[stevemak93]

you are by far the funniest mathafucka in the world....great work

[00Crazyness]

No way did you just make that up? Like how do you even write that? lol I like you :)

[sitdownstandup91]

"not tonight dear. i have a headache" haha

[ssips720]

lol

[MissWestiee09]

nobody on youtube has ever made me laugh so much,your hilarious xxxxxx

[nianinini]

Woah, I wish I could speak Khoisan.... that's how its spelled right?

[samsimillian]

you made my day khaya! your videos are so funny and the way you speak is so interesting! you could speak about the biggest crap and i would still listen interested to each and every word you woul'd say :D maximum respect for you my friend!

[khanshi]

your baked man

[carolynrjackson]

Haha I like your scheme to pick up women! Respect.

[MuSikBYB]

ahhaha we miss you!

[Reader90909]

isxhosa siyaborra uyaszi isizulu ?

[MsCicena]

They speak French! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[andyhener]

Welcome back!

[greekhoneybee77]

BABY of COURSE we MISS YOU!!! come BEEEEEEEEECK!! no matter what you say, it is always sexy and we always love you, and fuck it, you're are of course just as pretty without the locks. for my benefit alone, a single FAT white girl who loves some black in america, please keep up the vdos.....most maximum

[Muzevni]

foreign languages tickles the cortex in all =)

[kevinjferguson]

What a lame video.Don't waste your time on this. one.

[detriplea]

Xhosa to the Max

[Joy3958]

You don't need a pick up line you have that smile!!

[realquickgo]

That was f-ing funny.

[dinhaplima1]

kkkkkkkkkk, kkkkkkkkkkk

[JeanetteNy]

LOL you have the funniet laugh!!

hahah

BTW love the accent.

[catsiekiitty]

lol. I know, the foreign languages always get the ladies. Even something as uncommon as that. haha youre the best!

[khayav]

hahaha! joker!

[pieceofparadox]

so what's the pick up line?

[RoulinBrooks]

This guy always cracks me up.

[yassau]

Xhosa, always cool to hear!

[IceCube7]

you're too fucking funny :D keep smokin' that shit man  makes you damn funny haha :D

[Thehatedtruth]

"..so its a good thing I dont take any drugs.. MOVING RIGHTAALOOONG!"

[faithm]

I can click and feign words, but of course i feel silly doing it. :)

[Rastacrat]

i just can't believe you don't have as many subs as i thought you did - your laugh though is the funniest thing ever mon - maximuum raspecta!

[SpearTheAlmighty]

Hamba Kahle. :) I had Xhosa till the 9th grade and than is about all I can remember. Lol!

[munn2006]

I'm sorry but he is as high as he could be. I can imagine it now: "Oh dude, I'm so higgh... I should make a video"

[PlonacyKrzew]

Khaya! Why oh why have you stopped giving xhosa lessons on that other channel of yours? They were great :-)

[juicebowl]

you probably need more sleep, my eyes were pretty red the other day too.

[HawkPidgeon]

Dude... Khaya...

You are too awesome xD

Do you know where I might find more information on isiXhosa? Thanks!

[TheBoomshine]

Man, that hair is going to take some getting used to. I watched you for a long time and I was so used to the palm tree head.

[awakeTooOften]

You gotta admit that any language with clicks in it is pretty epic.

[paindrain]

The Khayav clone is back! (clone has no dreads)

LMAO I cant click talk like that, i know you put out vids long ago over it! And yes, females would love such tongue clicking

I miss you too man, you are always good times!

[AngelicAcid453]

OMG! K Haha! sounds like American Girls with the omg!

[AngelicAcid453]

lol since he cut his hair he must be a different person who is this person talking who kidnap Khaya !?!!?

:D Joking.

[khayav]

@AngelicAcid453 Hahahahaha! That would have been one heck of an idea.

[AngelicAcid453]

Tee-hee (^_^)

- Mercia

[lolard69]

I like this guy

[khayav]

@lolard69 He seems to like himself too :)

[geoog1]

"I quit smoking when I was 10!" LOL that had me crack up

[striker1224]

I should learn Xhosa (That's how you spell it right?).

I miss your dread locks.

[BaldButWigged]

i miss ur dreds. lol @ omg that's the sexiest thing ever. i'm confused.

[Rafid]

The last bit sounded Indian lol! I missed you!!! I miss the hair too man.

[i3kel]

!xoble?

[Rafid]

Russel Peters is awesome ;D <3

[MoridanX]

lmfao

ah well, i miss ur hair, and very funny video

[anzwertree]

The greatest pick up line is "Do you want some gum." Try it.

[acbluestone]

Great vid. I still think you are stoned, though if I smoked I wouldn't brodcast it here either. Thanks for the insight to you heritage. How do you spell the name of your language in english?

[beatlegreg07]

you should do a video speaking in that wonderful language and then we can all take guesses at what you're talking about! just an idea!

[yayw00pamy]

OMG ITS A CLICKY LANGUAGE!

[adamthegirl]

you have a great face, hair is extraneous. :)

[anneofgreengables100]

You are the best story teller.

I love you. :)

[femounchie]

wow! I love the tongue, can you write the name of it please? Where does it come from?

[dotBran]

It's Xhosa... I think

[amjPeace]

It's good to see you again~

[ablheza]

Welcome back! :)

[pauswa1966]

Khayav, you are a cool guy. I think your hair looks great.

[devilshark500]

lol funny vid!! where have you been all this time??

much <3 from israel :)

[mooxim]

christ your smile is sooo contagious

[khayav]

@mooxim I'll try tone it down. lol!

[Resshuuken]

=D 

<3

[daguy1234]

You quit smoking when you were ten? When'd you start? o_O

[khayav]

@daguy1234 I have a video called, "I quit Smoking Weed when I was ten." Check it out.

[helgihg]

You remind me of Laurence Fishburne like that for some reason, except more handsome.

[khayav]

@helgihg As long as I'm more handsome. lol!

[hueymeister]

@helgihg A young one...maybe from Apocalypse Now.

[CorisDavis913]

He looks like Lawrence Fishburne

[LmaoGuys]

No hair, no fair

[Freakazoid456]

2ND! <3333

[bonpain]

!!!!!