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  • I'd like to meet Mary Jane. 

  • @strokesfan1107 I think she drifted off somewhere

  • UPS!!!

  • oh yeah what about ms. bigboobsandalwaysnaked

  • The woman's name is Suzy Chairshapedass.

  • Took me a few seconds to get the Eileen joke. =)

  • Fedex Kicks ass!

  • Where was miss Buxom?

  • (no, actually Robin was out shoplifting)

  • Oh gosh, This is funny!

  • @mellotrongirl LOL your post was funnier than the commercial

  • awesome..

  • Hey Fedex...

    I'd a written you a letter but I couldn't spell,

    THPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

    ... and that's all I had to say.

  • Joy... teeheehee!

    A very witty commercial. :D

  • VERY witty.

  • Nice commercial, very effective.

  • golden.

  • lol this one was the FUNNIEST one out of all the superbowl commercials that year.

  • voidenter-

    haha so why the hell are you watching their commercials than?

    lol shut up no one cares.

  • um...just wondering how one brands a whole company racist?

  • BOB!!!!!!!!!!!

    :3

  • Mr turkey neck is in Burn after reading. I just started laughing.

  • You see, Joel, we all agree that FedEx Ground is fast despite the name "ground".

  • boy is joy's laugh odd

    but lmao

  • hahaha

  • Hahahahha

  • There's another one where, instead of Eileen (a woman who leans), there's Minnie, a short woman.

    I don't know which version came first. Perhaps they thought Minnie was offensive to short people and replaced it with this?

  • oooook....

  • this commerical is funny, yet a little creepy

  • Turkey Neck!!!! LMAO!!!!

  • bob is funny

  • that was cute.

  • Joy is creepy

  • that is funny!

  • Joy has the freakiest laugh...EVER.

  • omg this is so funny!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!­!

  • i luv eileen!

  • haha. bob because he is bobbing his head. thats hysterical. :)

  • I didn't get the bob thing

  • lmao Joy rules.

  • This is great!!! lmao!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA not (YES)

  • its both

  • well said mr. turkeyneck!

  • Joy cracks me up!

  • I can't decide if Joy's giggle is sexy or annoying.

  • its both

  • I love joy! She has such a great giggle.

  • SO GOOOOOD

  • Joy has a great laugh! xD

  • hahah bob is my favorite :)

  • Dick wasn't there; he had to pull out early. And Robin wasn't there either...had a flight...

  • lol :)

  • hahahahahah

     i love joy

  • WELL SAID MR. TURKEYNECK, ROFLMAO

  • hahahaha I love this commercial!!

  • im mr. turkeyneck =)()

  • I cracked up when I saw this commercial. Golly.

  • gee, I'm glad Dick wasn't there...

  • LMAO!

  • @mellotrongirl LMAO so is the world

  • @mellotrongirl omg lmao

  • joys laugh is harry

  • well said mr.turkey neck...lol

  • the second laugh from joy is really funny

  • Harry- he's hairy, =P

    Eileen- she's leaning

    joy- she's joyful, hehe

    bob- bobbing, like for apples

    mr turkeyneck- well thats kinda self explanitory

  • Lol! I-lene

  • LMAO.

  • lol Turkey neck!!!!

  • LMAO

    Bob

    :D

  • i wonder what the other peoples name is?

  • Fed Ex Ground must be SLOW as balls. Am I the only one who thinks the "message" of this contradicts what Fed Ex wants people to believe? They want people to know that their Ground service isn't slow...that names don't always describe the thing they are naming, yet, in this spot, that idea is re-inforced. Names do describe what they are attached to. It's not clever, it's confusing. Bad creative, but at least it's executed well.

  • That's called irony, chief.

  • It's also called satire. It was showing how silly it would be if literal assumtions were true for all names. ie...You assume ground travel is slow by the name but it's actually fast.

  • lol...

    Mr Turkey Neck.

  • oh wow..

    i love joy

  • HHAHAHA i love this commercial...joy: yuussss

  • i wanna grab mr turkey necks roll and go gobble gobble gobble i wanna get fat so i can be just like mr turkey neck

  • Then you'll be like that guy in "Supersize Me"... Not a good look. or feel.

    *Nike*

  • wtf r u talking about??

  • " i wanna get fat so i can be just like mr turkey neck " --- Whatever the name of that Mickey D's documentary was... As I said, Not a good look.

    *Nike*

  • ohhh ok i was juss like "wtf" lol

  • i wanna grab mr turkey necks roll and go gobble gobble gobble

  • I love this commercial!

  • Does the name "Joel" have any associations with "negativity" or "pessimism"?

  • This is so funny! "Well said, Mr. Turkeyneck."

  • ahaha lovee ittt

  • they all do what their names are

  • you are quite observative.

  • I just saw another FedEx Kinko's ad that was really clever. Apparently a lot of them are. If more commercials were like this, I wouldn't mind watching them so much..... "Mr. Turkey Neck" just drives it home....LMAO!

  • I always loved the cleverness of this commerical. Why can't more commercials be clever and funny?

  • A lot try to, but they end up sucking as a result.

  • LOL, Eileen is leaning, priceless.

  • one word.....Bob..lol

  • LOL...like literally, wow

  • lmao funny

  • absolutly

  • Clever, but I love this commercial for one reason and one reason only: Joy's giggle.

    If some top 10 countdown was made on the greatest laughs in pop culture or tv history, Joy's giggle has got to be up there, along with Curly's "nyuk nyuk nyuk". Makes me smile every time.

  • I totally agree, I love Joy's laugh

  • Well said Mr. Turkeyneck...priceless!

  • AHAHA.

  • so amazing!!!!!

  • Today i thought about this commercial in one of my classes during a test, and i started laughing out loud... it was embarrassing but friggin great!! I love Bob

  • I love this commercial. I actually am happy to see a commercial on tv when it is this one. It is freakin' hilarious.

  • I loved the puns! One commercial I actually laughed out loud after seeing it

  • Mr. Turkeyneck

  • I worked for Fedex as a courier for 5 years. I left a few months ago. Best decision of my life. Here is some truth. Fedex does not care about their employees at all. They cut our raises from twice a year to once a year. There are NO incentives at Fedex. NONE. You are PRESSURED to make your on-road goal every week. Yet, these hypocrites preach safety first all the time. Be safe....BUT YOU BETTER MEET YOUR ON ROAD GOALS OR IT'S A LETTER!! They FORCE the employees to do doubles.

  • bob is such a womanizer

  • Well said!

    Great..

  • this is the only commercial in the whole world that has ever made me laugh so hard for minutes on end

  • Great commercial. Not sure why....but every place I've worked has always had a "Joy". You just kinda want to kick her.

  • omg this commercial is absolutely great.

    hands down best superbowl commercial!!!!

  • hahhahahahahahahahhhahahaha!

  • HILarious *I-lean*

  • well said mr. turkey neck

  • Well said, Mr. Turkeyneck! *laughter*

  • :] loveeeed it.

  • hahahahahahaha Awesome

  • Bravo! Leave it to FexEx...best commercial in the Superbowl!

  • I know an Eileen & a Bob and I found this commercial hilarious! I was crying I was laughing so hard! The best one of the Superbowl!

  • "well said Mr. Turkyneck" lmao freakin hilarious.

  • I don't get the "Bob" part.

  • Bob "bobs" his head.

  • thanks, that was the joke.

  • i dont get ilene... oh wait i get it she leans on the table thanks myself. tis is the funniest commercial evr. and yes i did just figure this out as i was typing

  • WOW BOB IS HILARIOUS

  • Hairy! Bro!

  • when I watched it during the game... I didnt have a clue... NICE

  • Oh my god! The commercials are funnier than the TV shows! "Mr. Turneyneck"!

  • I didnt get with Bob, why does he nod? Can somebody answer me.

  • Bob... It is about bobbing your head up and down.

  • roflmao. I was laughing at Bob

  • wow now that is a good commercial

  • Joy was the funniest.

    I swear, I dropped on the floor... laughing at her laugh.

  • bob is great

  • ahaa i love this. <3

  • 'well said, mr. turkeyneck.'

  • Eileen sounds like "I lean". It took me awhile to figure that out, though.

  • Not the coldest pop in the fridge are we...

  • Eileen.. how does that mean someone who agrees?

    Also isn't this sending the wrong message? FedEx ground sounds slow.. and the ad says names are what they seem. O_o

  • Eileen = I leen, and you can clearly see that she leans on whatever in the commercial.

  • well said mr turkeyneck lol

  • FedEX Ground = worst service of all time!

  • I HEART JOY!

  • Where's The Arrow in Fedex??? =>

  • In between the 2nd E and the X! Look for it at the end of the comercial!

  • interesting commercial.... but i agree with barefootmeg... i don't think that's the message FedEx REALLY wants to send...

  • I loved it, obviously! ^

  • Bobs The Best And Adam who cares

  • lol bob

  • Best one... well, almost.

  • Well said, Mr. Turkeyneck.

  • hehehe thats funny...

  • Does it really matter that you feel about fedex, if the ad is awesome? I don't love the taste fo bud light but I still enjoy tthe ads.

  • "Well said Mr Turkey Neck"

    LMFAO!

  • ooooh bob :) that was hilarious

  • M R T U R K E Y N E C K

  • this video got the biggest laugh out of me amongst all the superbowl ads I saw today

  • Agreed! Very funny ad.

  • absolutely hilarious i wish i could save this video its the funniest thing ever!

  • FedEx Ground is actually delivered by subcontractors. They do not work for FedEx. They are very slow. My last package arrived 9 days late.

  • You should call and complain then, so they can get feedback about crappy contractors. Although - at least in my area - FedEx Ground isn't subcontracted, but I think FedEx Home Delivery is, that may be what you're thinking of. Personally, I've never had a package from UPS or FedEx so much as a day late, and I get nearly 50 shipments/year.

  • wahhhhhhhhhh wWAHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • "wahhhhhhhhhh wWAHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHH?" I didn't know that 19 year olds still make baby noises. Very mature.

  • top 5.

  • i used to work for FedEx Ground as a package handler. they treat your stuff like shit, they dont give a damn. thats why its so fast. i road with a truck driver one time for extra cash to deliver packages, they throw your shit like nothing. do not use fed ex

  • Hrmm, things get interesting when we're allowed to talk about commercials with others around the world. Much better than 1 way television.

    I wonder how advertisers view comments like these or how they can help improve your experience.

  • Good point.

  • Yeah. 'Cause nobody at UPS or DHL does those things. Seriously, like every company in the world, there are good employees and bad employees. I don't work for anybody, but I've had great service from both UPS and FedEx. Still, the only way to ensure something doesn't get kicked around is to either a) put it on a pallet and ship it truck, or b) drive it yourself.

  • hahaha - mr. turkeyneck!!