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  • Kumar is the toughest middle eastern around

  • Like if you Googled Matthew Perry afterwards lol

  • matthew perry.. what an insult ahahaha

  • Tumbs up if you just love kumars stoner laugh at 0:32

  • xD....

  • Hey fuck face go fuck urself cuz these fuckin giys arw fuckin awesome u stupid ass cunt

  • sir can you step aside please and let me search you?

    Did I beep?

  • He killed himself so there is no 3rd movie

  • I'm in this movie...they filmed it in this area. Great movies...can't wait for the 3rd installment

  • YOUR BARLEY EVEN BROWN. Lmfao.

  • im glad im not indian im proud to be white lol

  • they cut the ''bitch'' line

  • asians don't get searched

  • @ericspwn your ignorant kumar is asian... and he got searched...

  • i'm white and i got "randomly searched" at an airport. those racist motherfuckers!

  • HAHAHA! Thats funny: "Black, you're barely even brown"!!

  • they took out the best part!!!!!!!!!! you matthew perry looking BITCH!!!!

  • that security guy is HOT HOT HOT

  • ugh, plz compared to me u look like Matthew Perry

    Who u callin Matthew Perry, BITCH!?!?\

    im calling u Matthew Perry, u Matthew Perry looking bitch!

  • the irony being that he does have marijuana on him....now i gotta search for the plane scene where the women screams terrorist when he takes out the bong.

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  • Same thing in Inside Man and Up in the Air haha.

    Don't think I'll be passing through US airports soon.

  • why u cut ''bitch'' out ?

  • M&M's PEOPLE! FUCKING M&M's!

  • Mathew Perry :)

  • best comedy movie ever!

  • your berly even brown ha ha ha diz shit funny

  • i think its okay black feel a grudge gainst europe n america... since they ripped and fucked up africa so hard... btw im white so stfu!!!

  • i dont about you, but if anyone called me matthew perry i would kick his ass!

    best movie ever!

  • So blacks cant be racists? blacks automaticly cant hate another person cuz of their race, or is it just worse if a white person does it? I like how the mulatto says "dude im blaaaaack" like that should be a green-card or something.

  • O.O black can also be racist, but I am a Mulato since im a Puerto Rican and I must say some people say it just because people can see we ourselves fall into the same racism black people do (altough ours is more ethnic than color oriented). I dont use the word tough. I just know im no racist and I dont give people reason to think I am so that I can get away whitout having to say "dude im blaaaack!"

  • The best line is just a bit after where this finishes.

    "Hey what 're ya doin'?"

    "What'dya mean what a I doin'?, he called me Mathew Perry"

    "You look like Mathew Perry"

    "He's white!"

    "So what?"

    LOL

  • "im calling you matthew perry you matthew perry-looking bitch!" xD

  • lol this movie was super hilarious. It's so funny.

  • MATTHEW PERRY XD

  • "Random huh?"

    LOL

  • lol i liked the first one better but this one was funny too

  • Guys. If u watched this movie, Kumar actually has weed in his crotch. If I were him, my balls would drop.

  • sub to me

  • LOL HAHAHAHAH

  • "Look no one here is Mathew perry"

  • "matthew perry"

    hahhahhahahhahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • im aware of that but this guy looks halh spanish or half white. lol

  • he is half white? :L

  • hes dont look bl;ack he looks spanish i mean look at the hair. lol

  • You must be smart enough to know that Spanish is not necessarily a nationality; it's also a language, which is spoken by an entire sub-continent. And just so you know, there are a lot of "Spanish" white folks, with blond hair and clear eyes.

  • why didnt they say bitch

  • they took out the bitch part

  • I like the way Harold says:

    "He's blaaaack, he's not a racist!!"

  • y duznt he say bitch at the end ?!?

  • cause its the television version

  • indian people look nothin like middle eastern people! i hate when other ppl get confuse about that! btw this movie is f**** hilarious!

  • so what? only middle eastern people are terrorists now a days?? i hate when people make such an assumption, and yes, people confuse my brother everyday for an indian guy, so middle easterners and indians kinda do look a like, bitch

  • OHH!and why dont ppl get confuse for an italien or any european?? middle eastern's look alike europeans very clearly!!, not indian's!!!!

  • but he did end up actually having drugs...so the guy did have a reason to stop him....

    *cough cough* yah

  • who the hell is mathew perry?

  • you watch the tv show friends? hes the onw with courtney cox

  • He's Chandler from FRIENDS.

  • its just like the time I was with a mate at stansted airport

  • How can people confuse a Middle Eastern with an Indian ever..

  • @redscorpionx1 fucking easy you dumbass

  • your bearly evan brown

  • dude i'am black!

    LOL

  • hahaha plz dude your barely even brown lmao classic moment

  • @nymetsfan9121 You have no idea how right you are!!

  • Aww Matthew Perry! I <3 Matthew Perry!!! :(

  • ha ha but i hate that i doesn't say the bad words

  • lol homeland security is truly retarded

  • i agree 10000%..brainwashed country unfortunately..

  • random ha

  • This scene is HILARIOUS...one of the funniest in the whole film! And.....that Security Guard is F'N HOTT! I got to meet him when he was in LA for the Premiere. He looks WAY different than he does in the movie...shaved head and darker in real life. They kind of made him look Albino looking in the film...I understand though for the joke. But anway he's hott and this movie is the funniest I've seen all year!

  • edited like shit... that movie was the funniest thing ever

  • MATTHEW PARRY IS FROM FRIENDS

  • **Perry

  • this is so fucking true. im indian and i got 'random' checked twice. once when i arrived at the MN airport and again when i left the MN airport weeks later. lol. i find it real funny. americans.

  • hahahhahaLOL!!!!!! hahahahahaha!

  • lol thats funny as helllll

  • racism was not started in west europe it and neither was slavery. both where started a long time ago in africa or asia depending on what you believe. Racism has been around forever. slavery not long after that. if you dont think that this is funny its because. your opinion of rasicm hummor isn't the same as who this movie is for

  • LMAOOOO

  • Oh my God...Mathew Perry. LOL. I never knew Kal was so funny!

  • umm...I don't think Kal Penn wrote the script buddy.

  • Britney Spears never wrote the song "Baby one more time"; the Backstreet boys never ever wrote their hit songs. David Letterman, Bill Maher, Jay Leno don't write their scripts. Why do you think people say "I like Britney's music", "I love Bill; he is so funny!"?

    If you think Kal Penn had no part in making us laugh, then you are clearly not into comedy.

  • umm...all I said is that he didn't write the script. I never said he doesn't make people laugh. Do I offend?

  • This is Matthew Perry and i'm pissed!

  • shut the fuck up, you're not matthew perry. and if you are i'd like you to know that the west wing is the worst goddamn show ever created.

    my right nut could probably act better than you

  • no fuck you

    matthew perry lookin bitch

  • I was trying to be funny you idiots!...people who got that thumb down thing on me do not deserve to watch Harold and Kumar....how do you even get movies like this...numb nuts!

  • LoL

  • lol oh man this movie is so good im so going to watch it wen it comes out

  • matthew perry! lmao.

  • Ah, I see. So only white people can be racist.

  • west europe started racism and slavery. not all whites in general.

  • im an idiot for saying one thing. wow. what i meant to say was that eastern europe wasnt involved in the slave trade thing in africa, it was mostly west europe.........

  • lol, mathew perry?

  • matthew perry!!

  • ahhaah

  • that security guy is mulatto.

  • that security guard is hot? where the fuck do you live? in a god damn carnival? that guy is not hot, he looks like a black albino and he's chubby. if anything he's cute and thats being generous

  • Oh come on ! He was probably just joking! Why do u have to take it that serious?

  • haha! kumar is so hilarious

  • hehehe, yeah he thinks he's so badass and gets in deep shit

  • no body here is matthew perry!!!

  • haha dude you're barely even brown

  • love this part

  • AHAHAHAHA!!!! Matthew Perry! i love Kumar.

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