the irony being that he does have marijuana on him....now i gotta search for the plane scene where the women screams terrorist when he takes out the bong.
So blacks cant be racists? blacks automaticly cant hate another person cuz of their race, or is it just worse if a white person does it? I like how the mulatto says "dude im blaaaaack" like that should be a green-card or something.
O.O black can also be racist, but I am a Mulato since im a Puerto Rican and I must say some people say it just because people can see we ourselves fall into the same racism black people do (altough ours is more ethnic than color oriented). I dont use the word tough. I just know im no racist and I dont give people reason to think I am so that I can get away whitout having to say "dude im blaaaack!"
You must be smart enough to know that Spanish is not necessarily a nationality; it's also a language, which is spoken by an entire sub-continent. And just so you know, there are a lot of "Spanish" white folks, with blond hair and clear eyes.
so what? only middle eastern people are terrorists now a days?? i hate when people make such an assumption, and yes, people confuse my brother everyday for an indian guy, so middle easterners and indians kinda do look a like, bitch
This scene is HILARIOUS...one of the funniest in the whole film! And.....that Security Guard is F'N HOTT! I got to meet him when he was in LA for the Premiere. He looks WAY different than he does in the movie...shaved head and darker in real life. They kind of made him look Albino looking in the film...I understand though for the joke. But anway he's hott and this movie is the funniest I've seen all year!
this is so fucking true. im indian and i got 'random' checked twice. once when i arrived at the MN airport and again when i left the MN airport weeks later. lol. i find it real funny. americans.
racism was not started in west europe it and neither was slavery. both where started a long time ago in africa or asia depending on what you believe. Racism has been around forever. slavery not long after that. if you dont think that this is funny its because. your opinion of rasicm hummor isn't the same as who this movie is for
Britney Spears never wrote the song "Baby one more time"; the Backstreet boys never ever wrote their hit songs. David Letterman, Bill Maher, Jay Leno don't write their scripts. Why do you think people say "I like Britney's music", "I love Bill; he is so funny!"?
If you think Kal Penn had no part in making us laugh, then you are clearly not into comedy.
I was trying to be funny you idiots!...people who got that thumb down thing on me do not deserve to watch Harold and Kumar....how do you even get movies like this...numb nuts!
You're an idiot, slavery existed for a long time and nobody "started" it. A lot of people became Racist when they got reports of how primitive Africans were when Eastern Asia and Europe were twenty times as advanced as Africa.
im an idiot for saying one thing. wow. what i meant to say was that eastern europe wasnt involved in the slave trade thing in africa, it was mostly west europe.........
that security guard is hot? where the fuck do you live? in a god damn carnival? that guy is not hot, he looks like a black albino and he's chubby. if anything he's cute and thats being generous
Kumar is the toughest middle eastern around
FAMEROB 2 weeks ago
Like if you Googled Matthew Perry afterwards lol
3jostein 1 month ago
matthew perry.. what an insult ahahaha
jonw82 5 months ago
Tumbs up if you just love kumars stoner laugh at 0:32
Ortmoon 8 months ago 3
xD....
Madara757 11 months ago
Hey fuck face go fuck urself cuz these fuckin giys arw fuckin awesome u stupid ass cunt
Scottpilgrim1307 11 months ago
sir can you step aside please and let me search you?
Did I beep?
SUMKREW1 1 year ago
He killed himself so there is no 3rd movie
Tuxedo413 1 year ago
I'm in this movie...they filmed it in this area. Great movies...can't wait for the 3rd installment
pennfan318 1 year ago
YOUR BARLEY EVEN BROWN. Lmfao.
jknoxlover95 1 year ago
im glad im not indian im proud to be white lol
Thedarkness0101 1 year ago
they cut the ''bitch'' line
MrHmongRooster 1 year ago 3
asians don't get searched
ericspwn 1 year ago 2
@ericspwn your ignorant kumar is asian... and he got searched...
BklynStackin 7 months ago
i'm white and i got "randomly searched" at an airport. those racist motherfuckers!
EdMajinLee199999 1 year ago
HAHAHA! Thats funny: "Black, you're barely even brown"!!
raffiquk 1 year ago
they took out the best part!!!!!!!!!! you matthew perry looking BITCH!!!!
HomerBong 1 year ago
that security guy is HOT HOT HOT
omonaija4life 1 year ago
ugh, plz compared to me u look like Matthew Perry
Who u callin Matthew Perry, BITCH!?!?\
im calling u Matthew Perry, u Matthew Perry looking bitch!
willdoifican 1 year ago
the irony being that he does have marijuana on him....now i gotta search for the plane scene where the women screams terrorist when he takes out the bong.
searchanddiscover 1 year ago
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searchanddiscover 1 year ago
Same thing in Inside Man and Up in the Air haha.
Don't think I'll be passing through US airports soon.
heyheysg2000 1 year ago
why u cut ''bitch'' out ?
Techh76 1 year ago
M&M's PEOPLE! FUCKING M&M's!
suicidewarpig 1 year ago
Mathew Perry :)
black2much 1 year ago
best comedy movie ever!
kaziabir1 2 years ago 2
your berly even brown ha ha ha diz shit funny
edgaraguilar90 2 years ago
i think its okay black feel a grudge gainst europe n america... since they ripped and fucked up africa so hard... btw im white so stfu!!!
GrimmjowProduction 2 years ago
i dont about you, but if anyone called me matthew perry i would kick his ass!
best movie ever!
rasel56 2 years ago
So blacks cant be racists? blacks automaticly cant hate another person cuz of their race, or is it just worse if a white person does it? I like how the mulatto says "dude im blaaaaack" like that should be a green-card or something.
Armorcrasher 2 years ago 7
O.O black can also be racist, but I am a Mulato since im a Puerto Rican and I must say some people say it just because people can see we ourselves fall into the same racism black people do (altough ours is more ethnic than color oriented). I dont use the word tough. I just know im no racist and I dont give people reason to think I am so that I can get away whitout having to say "dude im blaaaack!"
RatchetGUN 2 years ago
The best line is just a bit after where this finishes.
"Hey what 're ya doin'?"
"What'dya mean what a I doin'?, he called me Mathew Perry"
"You look like Mathew Perry"
"He's white!"
"So what?"
LOL
Gordonfreeman502 2 years ago 2
"im calling you matthew perry you matthew perry-looking bitch!" xD
svMarek 2 years ago 4
lol this movie was super hilarious. It's so funny.
KireSJ 2 years ago
MATTHEW PERRY XD
totokickbutt 2 years ago
"Random huh?"
LOL
WarpDownIntoMyWorld 2 years ago
lol i liked the first one better but this one was funny too
Gurjot333 2 years ago
Guys. If u watched this movie, Kumar actually has weed in his crotch. If I were him, my balls would drop.
methmade 2 years ago
sub to me
jags006 2 years ago
LOL HAHAHAHAH
FunPlayerSiSheqer 2 years ago
"Look no one here is Mathew perry"
XxRobertPattzxX 2 years ago
"matthew perry"
hahhahhahahhahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!
assWompingMadNess 2 years ago
im aware of that but this guy looks halh spanish or half white. lol
shinobi300 2 years ago
he is half white? :L
richyrich650 2 years ago
hes dont look bl;ack he looks spanish i mean look at the hair. lol
shinobi300 3 years ago
You must be smart enough to know that Spanish is not necessarily a nationality; it's also a language, which is spoken by an entire sub-continent. And just so you know, there are a lot of "Spanish" white folks, with blond hair and clear eyes.
thedrmat 2 years ago
why didnt they say bitch
gffiteds 3 years ago
they took out the bitch part
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DeitelM 3 years ago
I like the way Harold says:
"He's blaaaack, he's not a racist!!"
thedrmat 3 years ago 4
y duznt he say bitch at the end ?!?
timmyisbest 3 years ago
cause its the television version
xllama1x 3 years ago
indian people look nothin like middle eastern people! i hate when other ppl get confuse about that! btw this movie is f**** hilarious!
007deMafia 3 years ago 6
so what? only middle eastern people are terrorists now a days?? i hate when people make such an assumption, and yes, people confuse my brother everyday for an indian guy, so middle easterners and indians kinda do look a like, bitch
Arjakuru 3 years ago
OHH!and why dont ppl get confuse for an italien or any european?? middle eastern's look alike europeans very clearly!!, not indian's!!!!
007deMafia 3 years ago 2
but he did end up actually having drugs...so the guy did have a reason to stop him....
*cough cough* yah
wgirliegirl93 3 years ago
who the hell is mathew perry?
luvinmusic123 3 years ago
you watch the tv show friends? hes the onw with courtney cox
kimb0slice 3 years ago
He's Chandler from FRIENDS.
psyaaahbishes 3 years ago
its just like the time I was with a mate at stansted airport
Applepaul1988 3 years ago
How can people confuse a Middle Eastern with an Indian ever..
redscorpionx1 3 years ago 16
@redscorpionx1 fucking easy you dumbass
ninja8722 1 year ago
your bearly evan brown
flamepoop 3 years ago
dude i'am black!
LOL
TepDavid25 3 years ago 8
hahaha plz dude your barely even brown lmao classic moment
nymetsfan9121 3 years ago 41
@nymetsfan9121 You have no idea how right you are!!
exaflare 1 year ago
Aww Matthew Perry! I <3 Matthew Perry!!! :(
phantomwaltz 3 years ago 2
ha ha but i hate that i doesn't say the bad words
lovkop 3 years ago 2
lol homeland security is truly retarded
intellectuallygifted 3 years ago 7
i agree 10000%..brainwashed country unfortunately..
Lardoman9 3 years ago
random ha
akoox 3 years ago
This scene is HILARIOUS...one of the funniest in the whole film! And.....that Security Guard is F'N HOTT! I got to meet him when he was in LA for the Premiere. He looks WAY different than he does in the movie...shaved head and darker in real life. They kind of made him look Albino looking in the film...I understand though for the joke. But anway he's hott and this movie is the funniest I've seen all year!
caligirl2246 3 years ago 2
edited like shit... that movie was the funniest thing ever
UndyingSilentm 3 years ago
MATTHEW PARRY IS FROM FRIENDS
michduncanhbk 3 years ago
**Perry
Marrick 3 years ago 2
this is so fucking true. im indian and i got 'random' checked twice. once when i arrived at the MN airport and again when i left the MN airport weeks later. lol. i find it real funny. americans.
invincible360 3 years ago 36
hahahhahaLOL!!!!!! hahahahahaha!
Jamzkangster 3 years ago
lol thats funny as helllll
keithmoonsghost 3 years ago
racism was not started in west europe it and neither was slavery. both where started a long time ago in africa or asia depending on what you believe. Racism has been around forever. slavery not long after that. if you dont think that this is funny its because. your opinion of rasicm hummor isn't the same as who this movie is for
jjfire17 3 years ago
LMAOOOO
QuteDesiGal 3 years ago
Oh my God...Mathew Perry. LOL. I never knew Kal was so funny!
CeReAlKiLlErIsBaCk 3 years ago
umm...I don't think Kal Penn wrote the script buddy.
KrnBlackWannabe 3 years ago
Britney Spears never wrote the song "Baby one more time"; the Backstreet boys never ever wrote their hit songs. David Letterman, Bill Maher, Jay Leno don't write their scripts. Why do you think people say "I like Britney's music", "I love Bill; he is so funny!"?
If you think Kal Penn had no part in making us laugh, then you are clearly not into comedy.
CeReAlKiLlErIsBaCk 3 years ago
umm...all I said is that he didn't write the script. I never said he doesn't make people laugh. Do I offend?
KrnBlackWannabe 3 years ago
This is Matthew Perry and i'm pissed!
wisetraveller 3 years ago
shut the fuck up, you're not matthew perry. and if you are i'd like you to know that the west wing is the worst goddamn show ever created.
my right nut could probably act better than you
tomkts07 3 years ago
no fuck you
matthew perry lookin bitch
aidiscrunk 3 years ago 3
I was trying to be funny you idiots!...people who got that thumb down thing on me do not deserve to watch Harold and Kumar....how do you even get movies like this...numb nuts!
wisetraveller 3 years ago
LoL
indianmaluji 3 years ago
lol oh man this movie is so good im so going to watch it wen it comes out
dazzassj6 3 years ago
matthew perry! lmao.
furty786 3 years ago
Ah, I see. So only white people can be racist.
TheSilhouette 3 years ago 8
west europe started racism and slavery. not all whites in general.
CaptainRED99 3 years ago
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You're an idiot, slavery existed for a long time and nobody "started" it. A lot of people became Racist when they got reports of how primitive Africans were when Eastern Asia and Europe were twenty times as advanced as Africa.
sovietgunpoint6 3 years ago
im an idiot for saying one thing. wow. what i meant to say was that eastern europe wasnt involved in the slave trade thing in africa, it was mostly west europe.........
hinamora 3 years ago
lol, mathew perry?
wasy35 3 years ago
matthew perry!!
gokuweed 3 years ago
ahhaah
lYlnlYl 3 years ago
that security guy is mulatto.
bobo441 3 years ago
that security guard is hot? where the fuck do you live? in a god damn carnival? that guy is not hot, he looks like a black albino and he's chubby. if anything he's cute and thats being generous
Jintamil 3 years ago
Oh come on ! He was probably just joking! Why do u have to take it that serious?
Sasinio 3 years ago 2
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hahaah this is funny. and that security guard is hot
hunnybfly 3 years ago
haha! kumar is so hilarious
turtlesheep333 3 years ago 4
hehehe, yeah he thinks he's so badass and gets in deep shit
aboodz 3 years ago 2
no body here is matthew perry!!!
Gregoryxlz 3 years ago 2
haha dude you're barely even brown
talisa1188 3 years ago 2
love this part
talisa1188 3 years ago
AHAHAHAHA!!!! Matthew Perry! i love Kumar.
BlackEyelinedLuv 3 years ago 3