Call of Duty: Black Ops: My Mum On Black Ops by JakeMachinima (BO Gameplay/Commentary)

[TNT895]

Your Mum is a bloody retard.

[poepman61]

Awsome headshot 07:13

[THEFREERUNERS1000]

hahahahaha i can do so much beter

[TheEpicWorldz]

She should join MLG..

[lisakabalu]

im going to get my mom up to pro status

[shkmru2]

didn't anyone just get frustrated that she couldn't move the other analog stick to aim

[MrHthtehtehth]

mom Y U NO LOOK AROUND

[icekingzack0]

she needs more practice

[345timmie]

Im sorry to say, but your mum is not that good... but she is hilarious though

[LiLWoodnome]

LOLOLOL! Your mum is hilarious! :L

shes cool :P XD

[natsu5291]

your mom plays better then you.

[TootAzraq]

milf?

[TheRealZul]

LOL, I love your mom :)

[1503Danny]

You have a cool mom lol

[FableAlbion]

at least shes not looking at the ceiling circling non stop like when my mom tries to play lol

[bearwolfable]

i dont understand how people couldnt pick it up for the first time and be able to move around

[XxiSydneyxX]

im subscribing cause your accents sexy

[JakeMachinima]

@XxiSydneyxX <3

[solracaraca]

I wish i was this good :(

[schott125]

I love how your mom's video was more popular than all of yours.

[tekomango]

this is like my sister on halo people were making lots of fun on her by running around her cause she could not see them

[linc728]

FUCKING 1337

[TheManbot65]

drive looks good

[PmoneyG360]

she should play cooking mama

[flamenite45]

Now get a kill in a real match.

[XrealtimemachinimaX]

The only reason to watch this is to hear the mother whos oubviously a whore if they created jakemachinima

[comedian5264]

damn it jakesmachinima

[bleachfan178]

Damn 10:13 i hope your mum is not ugly lol

[TheAdacus1997]

i can't get in the room wtf got knifed here 8:18

[TheAdacus1997]

i can't get in the room wtf

[paydaypat19]

boring as hell

[ultimateburrito0]

WTF IS A MUM??? learn to spell dumb ass how u goin to spell every thing right then say mum??? maybe if you stopd giving bj your mouth could get shaped for a "O"

[thehungrynerd117]

@ultimateburrito0 You are the most pathetic human being i have ever seen on youtube. MOM is spelled MUM in the United kingdon. Fucktard.

[ultimateburrito0]

@thehungrynerd117 IDC and this go's for the other 2 that replied to my comment, 1st im not 11 years of age 2nd i know that its spelled like that in the UK but this isnt "Black ups" its black ops and its not "yutube" its you tube the is a american english site i can say whatever i want to uk language on a american site

[ultimateburrito0]

@thehungrynerd117 and you my friend are pathetic,cussing at some 1 over the internet wow and im the fu**tard

[thehungrynerd117]

@ultimateburrito0 No shit. Look at your grammar and spelling. If i were you would kill myself you worm you are a disgrace to human beings.

[ultimateburrito0]

@thehungrynerd117 so i should kill myself because my grammar is straight yea that makes sence

[RockstarLuvRT]

@ultimateburrito0 Wow what a fucking 11 year old. I am ashamed to be an American, you retard.

[whosaidpie]

@ultimateburrito0 congratulations! you're the stupidest person on the internet!!! how do you feel winning this award?

[DaGleese]

9:45 = most haunted quote

[DaGleese]

lol this is exactly what my mum was like when i put her on my dreamcast 10 years ago

we even have a similar accent too

[RoniRotta94]

what if your mom doesn't even want to play? :D

[moviesfan112]

your mom is playing blops....... so??

just keep her away from BF3

[NerfTwins1337]

She should go towards Battlefield games. Atleast there shes with her own kind.

[EpicGeCkO1232]

@NerfTwins1337 is that supposed to be an insult towards battlefield?

[NerfTwins1337]

@EpicGeCkO1232 Yes. Problem?

[EpicGeCkO1232]

@NerfTwins1337 no just wanted to know

[NerfTwins1337]

@EpicGeCkO1232 Ok, good :)

[RCEcho1138]

OMG she is SO MLG!!!!!

[alarik95]

when someone is new to cod you have to give them sensitivity 2!

[OmegaDrug]

3:46 for willyg shot

[TRUER3DEMPTION]

oh my god! it begins in 6 seconds!

are you excited?

no!

[pissoffcavsfan]

my mom can beat your mom

[taltigolt]

this is totally understandable i can't aim using a stick either

[HalfricanItalian]

Pics of your mom.

[zerberos100]

there is a xbox and tv in your kitchen?

[xXxR1PxXx]

@zerberos100 lmao

[greg77389]

She should join the army for real. All the enemies would die of laughter XD

[failofafilmer2]

Quick scoping mum Bi atch!



[hitman00131]

ive got some steak in ive got to go. lmfao

[killerfart9981]

my first kill was a triple spray XD

[hyppaa1]

why isnt she in the kitchen

[brad852852]

OMG SO FUNNY

[SharpshooterAJ2]

'' she is right why do people like this game?'' :)

[greg77389]

@SharpshooterAJ2

The only people who don't like it are the ones who suck at... LOL don't take that the wrong way.

[DreaMJizeR]

KEN BURTON IS CRAP

[bratty1994]

can't figure out if ken burton is better or not...

[qwertyuiop1029ish]

MumMachinima lol

[smpanek505]

why is it so hard to control a dang remote ?

[charbroiledmonk1033]

lol 4:47 so close.....robbed

[TheNintendogamer105]

Jacob wouldn't unscope and "Mum" won't scope at all :D

[breakingpoint7531]

DIPSHIT GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN

[DudeTheGamer]

Bet shes blonde.

[controllerfreak78]

I have only heard my mom drop an F-bomb one time in my life. That one time was when she played Modern Warfare 2 for the first (and only) time

[stopper12racesims]

OMG , she is going straight to the kitchen!!!

[theghostman8520]

!lol that was cool mum your better than my mom

[000opp0]

ohh, how do i move??



[bentleybroz]

13:13



[CarbonPeppers]

retard

[ThaHappySauce]

07:24 she was going for the kicthen

[ThaHappySauce]

Your mom is a camper

[SolidVortex]

Apparently he should do commentaries with his mom more often lol.

[Kakaroto529]

mom plays better than him

[Blakeaphobia]

You're so lucky you have a mom. Let alone one that's willing to play call of duty! Haha I just wish I had a mom.

[ThaHappySauce]

@Blakeaphobia WTF? Everyone has a mom, either dead or alive

[TeRioRzProductions]

10:13 Extreme orgasm..

[billysimpson2024]

lol this was so freakn hilarious

[SuperJakeybakey]

I was good at shooting games the first time i had ever played one

[SuperJakeybakey]

YOU USE THE LEFT AND RIGHT STICK TOGETHER

[kazama246]

looool...i understand its a mum playing...but her not using the right analog stick was extremely frustrating to watch :P

[JakeMachinima]

@kazama246 Can't help some people I'm afraid.

[dothequack]

you aint a very good teacher! start on movement, like running round with no enemies then do target practice or something! you cant just believe she'll be good straight away! =P your complaining at her without tellin her anything hardly......

[TheDemon155]

well um my dad plays black ops c: 

[killer29wayz]

@TheDemon155 mr president

[TakeThatOut]

your mums a fucking retard

[TinMike]

@TakeThatOut and your a peice of shit calling someone that doesn't play black ops a lot a retard. Go fuck yourself!

[07couto]

@TakeThatOut you r a troll,you call of retard someone who NEVER PALYED BLACK OPS BEFORE!!!

[warriorrex10]

@TakeThatOut shes not shes only a beginner sheesh give her a break

[speedhorn1]

your mum is probs better than you

[goatbongoboy]

that is hilarious, you rock

[TheSerbianguy]

"My mom on black cocks"...Umm...Yeah.

[davyytube]

@TheSerbianguy

Hahahaha, dude. I'm dieing. xD

[inFamousAssassiin]

Thats what she said.

[hanspetersiegloch]

1:23 right place wrong gun

[Proupin]

ssstraight to the kitchen! wtf

[xEzticx]

My mother is already playing mw2 :)

[LukeRemirez]

That's it, I'm gonna teach me mum to play Black Ops as well.

[TheDavidrodezno]

Why is there so much crap Machinama now? This shit isn't even funny; machinima needs peole like syndicate, and game3vidz

[MrQZWarrior]

Proof that the 74u is overpowered xD

[Nand0Gat0Str0ndaNGS]

ROFL kkkkkkkk', OMG she killed 1 \o/

[CraigEmpson]

Should have put her on 2 sensitivity with a famas extended mag

[amazinghobbo]

ugh boring its not even funny and its so annoying

[nofameatall]

@amazinghobbo ur kind of you know a dick

[bilyisbored92]

1-18 still my than my mom

[christhecreeper]

better then my mom. my mom cant even aim

[FriezaReturns00001]

retarded shit

[DBZYYHAreEpic]

@FriezaReturns00001 you got that right it wouldve been better if it was something simpler like Gearhead for the PC that is easy or maybe MK1

[XanSnowz]

Must be weird to have an xbox in the kitchen...

[TheJCT8]

shes better than my brother ;)

[WBFC1995]

And my parents and I now a lot of parents used to say gaming is for losers and kids who don't know how to do anything and clearly my parents would have no idea how to use a controller and get 40 kills on domination, so really they are the losers because a loser can do something better than them if you know what I mean.

[danielsnake23]

lol



[DupayForLife]

your mums a legend haha

[MegaTURBO6]

she likes the ak74u...... noob.

[frunabulax123]

@MegaTURBO6 ...... He picked it for her and she is just playing...

[MegaTURBO6]

@frunabulax123 its called a joke

[frunabulax123]

@MegaTURBO6 ...... He picked it for her and she is just started playing

[LeroyJenkins941]

Stupid as hell

[colxdark]

Very funny love it

[TXIpriceyboii]

LoL

[Enemy569]

Really stop making fun of Jake's vids.I bet you did way worse the first time you played cod.

[MattyLovely]

@Enemy569 No... not really. First time i got my xbox, i put cod in and in my first game pulled off 30-2 in ffa

[IBIood]

My girl friend gamer is better than her

[Nick943098]

@IBIood No shit because she is a gamer you stuck up 12 year old

[IBIood]

@Nick943098 what ever

[mrninja7981]

WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE RIGHT STICK

[charbroiledmonk1033]

@mrninja7981 its b/c they only have half a brain

[MrReacts]

@mrninja7981 your comment got "69 likes"....... typical :L

[MrDesinord13]

@mrninja7981 becauce they are used to only using one that sprayies in thier face when thier done

[mrninja7981]

@MrDesinord13 LOL

[hockeypuc31]

who the hell is vacuming if the mom is playing black ops

[SuperNinjaGinger]

@hockeypuc31 Sexist bastard.

[XxPandorum15xX]

selling ps3 account XxPandorum15xX for $20 ps3 points. 7th prestige lvl 18. messege youtube account if interested

[92snorton]

@MrFluffeeFTW no dont be a cock

[TheSpartanGaming]

'I've got some braising steak!'

[alperez27]

better win ratio than whiteboy7thst

[SuperNinjaGinger]

@alperez27 I bet he-actually, I know he could kick your ass.

[coranwright1]

HELL ITS A MANICAN!!!!!

[GezStickman]

Lol this is exactly how my mum reacts when I try to show her how to play. :3

[FriezaReturns00001]

@Digitalpk3r no its an opinion that THIS VIDEO SUCKS because if you wanted to teach your mother how to play a video game it would be something simple not this lame shit

[FriezaReturns00001]

@fallcraftmatt I tried that and I dont care for it, now go troll some where else

[Luucas939]

skip to 7:13 for first kill...

[Giovy5564]

@Luucas939 Why? the start is the funniest part

[JahHerbMan7]

My girlfriend was worse, all she wanted to do was text.

[MrINFiNiTYX0]

Its a shame to get killed even once on combat training

[TheBattleFox]

I still think this guy is a dick

[Toastman0]

I dunno whats going on but I totally agree!

[SuperJasperge]

very cool man one of the only cool and fun vids on machinima

[axeman118]

Milf?

[RoyOnsXboxlive]

i got my nan on black ops combat training and she got a UAV

[Nayyr69]

Milf?

[Nayyr69]

Milf?

[92snorton]

@MrFluffeeFTW no i was borne on 04th feb 1992 on a thursday after noon at 16:00 so no im not a anoying little 10year old

[Vmt16]

It is so weird seeing that as something difficult to do. I mean, understanable of course but when you do it yourself without thinking it's just weird seeing that. Good vid :D

[TheWarBullet]

MUM MACHINIMA!!!!!

[jlmknight]

ur mum is cute

[FanFlashGil]

may i ask were u from ? nofull us

[AnilKumar1994]

At 9:03 she sounds like she's having an orgasm ahaha

[MEGAMAN4441]

holy shit she got like 52 attack dogs

[JakeMachinima]

Mum says she'll do another! :D