I'm just stating my opinion but I think that God created the big bang as an experiment to see what would would happen. Then the universe formed and he created people and free will, and junk like that. Just my belief.
God created the universe as an experiment? Hes supposedly all knowing why would he need to experiment! There is no free will, every action is predetermed by environment and bodily function
All right maybe he knew what was gonna happen. In that case he created the big bang knowing it would make life. The big bang made the universe and in turn God made humans and stuff. Second, yes there is free will cause we can do whatever we want in this life. Sure there'll be dire consequences but you still can. You could just go up and punch the president. You'll get thrown in a federal jail but you can still do it. Free will is God's way of testing us to do good even if we don't have to
Not free will like flying or crap like that. By free will I mean like being good or bad. You can be a bad person regardless of the consequences of your actions because you have free will. Have you ever noticed how when someone does something bad they're not incinerated on the spot? Because they can be bad. Why, you ask? Because they have free will. Top that smart guy!
If God exists, like the Bible says, then he must be Omniscient. If he is omniscient, then he knows everything, if he knows everything, then there is NO free will, if Free will exists then either there is no god or god is NOT omniscient and there for lacks one thing he needs to be the god of the Bible and there for not a god at all. Top that smart guy!
I'm a coward cause I believe in something and don't want people questioning my beliefs because I wouldn't do it to them and I just want peace in this which aparently nobody else wants? Seriously? You, sir have issues.
Ugh.........listen I just wanted to watch some Family Guy, not get in a heated debate. As far as I know there is a God and there's no way any of us can prove it unless they die so lets just stop and agree that this argument is pointless.
It's not pointless because 90% of the world's problems are based in religion, you can believe in your god all you want, religion is EVIL! Just look at the murder statistics and church attendance of each state in the U.S. and you'll see
Biological factors and the environment influence everything you do, aka in extremely specific circumstances you will always do the same thing. For example the reason im writing this is because i got an email that made me go to youtube because im predesposed argue, i speak english and feel strongly about things such as this. Therefore there was no real choice, i was always going to make this decision
All that is true except you forgot one thing. You wanted to. You didn't have to do it. You had the choice between this or something else. You chose this. Therefore there was a choice because you have free will and can do as you feel.
No my choice was already predetermined thats the point i was making. In those exact circumstances i made that choice. In those exact circumstances therefore i would always make that choice. Therefore it is not free will, it is the other factors that determine the action
Oh, God. You know, this is why the world's in such a mess right now. People arguing and hurting each other because of what they can't comprehend. For shame.
Yes you cant comprehend the fact free will is actually predetermined. There is always a reason for action (or inaction) in humans. hence no free will.
Free will, if it exists does not necessitate a god and there is already a by far more satisfying answer to the question where we came from which is actually supported by evidence.
how is it not? what was it like before you were born? to you...nothing. and there is no "before" the big bang. time didn't exist yet @callahan315: don't correct people if you're absolutely wrong
You're assuming that God exist inside of our concept of time. If God is outside of time, He didn't come out of nothing, He just was. But the same can't be said for matter and energy.
Same thing sure can be said about matter and energy. There's no indication that "time" itself was ever created, and so matter, energy, and "time" could have always "just been." for all of eternity.
Also what you just said is entirely speculation (Even more speculative than God in general). At least people feel there is some "proof" to God's existence, but what you just said is pure conjecture and your own belief, not upheld by even the most unlikely of "proof" for God.
Im from Tennessee and I think this is really funny!! Mountian Dew IS pretty good, and I know guys who dip tobbacco, but i think its gross. Southern people are awesome!!!
What you are arguing is nothing more than nomenclature, you did not provide the definition of human nor animal intelligence. That is the problem with arguing with people that do not understand evolution, and i use the word understand because unlike religion it takes no faith simply scientifuc deduction.
Why are people so insecure about their own morals? Following a gods morality doesn't make you good, it makes you obedient.
I'd much rather use my own morals than obey a supposed god to try and earn my way into heaven.
If a bully stops tormenting the other kids in a school simply because a teacher promises him a candy bar at the end of the day, isn't he still bully deep down?
I have to admit I take some pride in having no expectation of being repaid for my good deeds by the end of the day.
And statements like "mankind would murder and steal if it wasn't for religious scripture" are pretty confounding to me..
Animals like monkeys and dolphins have better morals than that but no religion.
And to think so lowly of humanity is actually somewhat of an insult to any supposed creator (and pretty sociopathic; whenever I hear someone say things like that irl I always worry that the guys religion is all that's holding him back from stabing me in the neck with a fork)
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if Athists are such smart thinkers then where does their sense of right and wrong and morals come from since Morals Like religion are man made why follow man's law at all?
Because unless you are a sociopath or psychopath you want to reciprocate with your fellow human beings because you gain huge benefits by belonging to a group.
But then again this doesn't need to be told to anyone unless they are sociopaths. Usually our brains derive a great deal of pleasure from helping others because it is beneficial for survival.
It's like I'm playing chess against a pigeon. Unless you are able to do anything else then knock down my figures and crap on the board to fly away and proclaim victory I'd like to know now. How does it not answer your question? Further even if it were so how does me not answering a question make you correct? That conclusion simply doesn't follow.
Unlike the religious we can accept that there is no right or wrong written down anywhere, and we can determine our own views on the matter, it's just that some people's views are more common than others. My definition of "good" or "evil" is most probably different to yours, but I don't create nonsense stories like the ten commandments to enforce my views on others.
And humanity (for the most part) follows their own sets of laws because we know it would be chaos without them, not that we are afraid of going to the pit of fire.
Humanity is Humanity as long as it can phone 911 or has a TV. Fear, turns on the primitive animal instincts. If you put 2 people in a little room they will definitely find a reason to kill eachother.
You follow morals because its socially unacceptable if you don't. If you shit on your neighbors car, its not immoral because God thinks so, its immoral because no one wants to see you shit on their car.
Our sense of right and wrong isn't "preprogrammed" into our brains like you seem to believe, it is instead learned through our own experience and from what our parents, and people around us teach.
michiyoyoshiku I hope you learned something today, although I find it highly unlikely
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why you think christians are dumb? cos they you don't think that they do? Well than maybe, just maybe you should search after how many people believes in christianity, cos there is a little chance that you are the dumb not them...
lol i like where peter spits in the cup and stewie comes and drinks the tobacco and then peter spits in stewie's mouth and stewie is all like ahhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhh he should barf next lol
The ooze? I assume you are talking about the primordial soup. The "ooze" came from the chemicals in the atmosphere that congealed inside the oceans, lakes, and ponds. When lightning struck the bodies of water that held the assorted chemicals, proteins were formed. Lightning, shock, heat, and ultraviolet light lead to the formation of proteins.
How can something spontaneously happen? String Theory of course. The collision of Branes in the higher dimensions lead to the creation of universes.
Well, why would I see a monkey turn into a man or a turtle turn into a dolphin?
That is not how Evolution works, and since it is obvious that you have never taken a Biology class in your life, you would not understand Evolution because it takes at least some brain cells to understand.
Man shared a common ancestry with Monkeys, but Monkeys will NEVER turn into Homo Sapiens. They will gain more intelligence, but not be humans completely.
Well, first of all, it didn't just come out of nowhere. I believe that that particular description best fits YOUR philosophy.
Cells are among the oldest living organisms on Earth, so of course they are among the most complex.
Your elementary understanding of Evolution is not helping your cause any.
Yes I smoke Marijuana, Medical Marijuana. I have argued my Pro-Marijuana case in front of many individuals who are much smarter than you, and they all agree with me.
Where my money !
blzdout 2 years ago
Haha, love the red kneck accent! Cracks me up...
Kexlay12 2 years ago
mountain dew is the best soda ever XD wrong! dr.pepper is the best!
jonabig 2 years ago
wrong again! PEPSI COLA!
ItIshMehXD 2 years ago
Love family guy <3
Lillrosetten 2 years ago
poor stewie
xXWILLTHEGAMERXx 2 years ago
jesus saurus rex
tracuermaiku 2 years ago
lol mtn dew is the best soda ever made XD
kabela 2 years ago
the universe was created by a.. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD..ig bang
fanstibbe 2 years ago
wow you guys get "deep". its just a cartoon. get over it. it was funny.
rockrchick1984 2 years ago
hahahaha redneck alertttttttttt
kurozaki45 2 years ago
the meaning of life, the reason that we're all here is that it was too crowded where we were supposed to go.
mrblink1823 2 years ago
Religious debates are everywhere!!
My god it's Family Guy, everyone just hold hands and laugh together at Family Guy's hilarious offensive, stereotypical jokes and gags!
"The bones of-"
"Jesus Christ"
"-saurus rex" XD Bad timing on the dubbing!
XxGaarasGirlxX 2 years ago
It's as if 4Kids was doing it!
orgixvi3 2 years ago
what did peter have?
nero460 2 years ago
Says who lnopia ?
I win again
michiyoyoshiku 2 years ago
hahahahaha This is so funny!!!
OBCBW 2 years ago
Jesus tyrannosaurus rex..^^
EuropeanSpaceAgency1 2 years ago
goooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooood big bang
poniegirlaus 2 years ago
Wow it's pretty funny how somebody puts up a video about family guy for fun and it suddenly turns into a religous debate.
rengiil777 2 years ago
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rengiil777 2 years ago
gooooooooooooooooood
hijko123 2 years ago
HOLY FUCK LMAO
chunkyChopperz 2 years ago
lol did u heard he said'goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood and a bang'?
Zero0Commenter 2 years ago
yeah and ''jesus saurus rex''.
xD
hijko123 2 years ago
w8 stewie dont....................ahhhh nvm XD
awesomo627 2 years ago
poor Stewie! XD
randomfan15 2 years ago 2
I'm just stating my opinion but I think that God created the big bang as an experiment to see what would would happen. Then the universe formed and he created people and free will, and junk like that. Just my belief.
spacejerk37 2 years ago
God created the universe as an experiment? Hes supposedly all knowing why would he need to experiment! There is no free will, every action is predetermed by environment and bodily function
Exorania 2 years ago
All right maybe he knew what was gonna happen. In that case he created the big bang knowing it would make life. The big bang made the universe and in turn God made humans and stuff. Second, yes there is free will cause we can do whatever we want in this life. Sure there'll be dire consequences but you still can. You could just go up and punch the president. You'll get thrown in a federal jail but you can still do it. Free will is God's way of testing us to do good even if we don't have to
spacejerk37 2 years ago
Why would god not just make life and everything like it said in the bible, and not place misleading evidence about his existance?
No if we were magic we would have free will, we are confined by the limits of our body, and other stuff but i cant be bothered going into it
Exorania 2 years ago
Not free will like flying or crap like that. By free will I mean like being good or bad. You can be a bad person regardless of the consequences of your actions because you have free will. Have you ever noticed how when someone does something bad they're not incinerated on the spot? Because they can be bad. Why, you ask? Because they have free will. Top that smart guy!
spacejerk37 2 years ago
If God exists, like the Bible says, then he must be Omniscient. If he is omniscient, then he knows everything, if he knows everything, then there is NO free will, if Free will exists then either there is no god or god is NOT omniscient and there for lacks one thing he needs to be the god of the Bible and there for not a god at all. Top that smart guy!
orgixvi3 2 years ago
OK. You can believe anything you want. Just don't go shoving your beliefs in my face. I won't do the same to you, and we can all be happy.
spacejerk37 2 years ago
Ok then... *under my breath* coward...
orgixvi3 2 years ago
I'm a coward cause I believe in something and don't want people questioning my beliefs because I wouldn't do it to them and I just want peace in this which aparently nobody else wants? Seriously? You, sir have issues.
spacejerk37 2 years ago
Your a coward for crawling away, instead of standing up for what you believe in, in the face of adversity.
orgixvi3 2 years ago
Ugh.........listen I just wanted to watch some Family Guy, not get in a heated debate. As far as I know there is a God and there's no way any of us can prove it unless they die so lets just stop and agree that this argument is pointless.
spacejerk37 2 years ago
It's not pointless because 90% of the world's problems are based in religion, you can believe in your god all you want, religion is EVIL! Just look at the murder statistics and church attendance of each state in the U.S. and you'll see
orgixvi3 2 years ago
Sigh (ignores)
spacejerk37 2 years ago
That's what I thought
orgixvi3 2 years ago
You're not suposed to be satisfied asshole.
spacejerk37 2 years ago
Well I am! ^_^ It's funny to me that the one with the word "jerk" in his name is the one trying to establish peace, lol
orgixvi3 2 years ago
I on;y named it that cause that's the name of the Star Wars parody I'm making. Plus hurricaneoflaughter57 wouldn't fit
spacejerk37 2 years ago
Biological factors and the environment influence everything you do, aka in extremely specific circumstances you will always do the same thing. For example the reason im writing this is because i got an email that made me go to youtube because im predesposed argue, i speak english and feel strongly about things such as this. Therefore there was no real choice, i was always going to make this decision
Exorania 2 years ago
All that is true except you forgot one thing. You wanted to. You didn't have to do it. You had the choice between this or something else. You chose this. Therefore there was a choice because you have free will and can do as you feel.
spacejerk37 2 years ago
No my choice was already predetermined thats the point i was making. In those exact circumstances i made that choice. In those exact circumstances therefore i would always make that choice. Therefore it is not free will, it is the other factors that determine the action
Exorania 2 years ago
Oh, God. You know, this is why the world's in such a mess right now. People arguing and hurting each other because of what they can't comprehend. For shame.
spacejerk37 2 years ago
Yes you cant comprehend the fact free will is actually predetermined. There is always a reason for action (or inaction) in humans. hence no free will.
Exorania 2 years ago
I'm just gonna stop trying. I won't say I'm wrong, but I will say that we'll find out when we die.
spacejerk37 2 years ago
Yay for threats of hellfire. What a loving god hahahaha. Love me or you burn forever!!!!!!
Exorania 2 years ago
"and he created people and free will"
Free will, if it exists does not necessitate a god and there is already a by far more satisfying answer to the question where we came from which is actually supported by evidence.
infinit888 2 years ago
OK you know what? I just wanted to watch Family Guy not get in a religious debate. Good day sir.
spacejerk37 2 years ago
Fair enough don't want to bother you unnecessarily.
infinit888 2 years ago
I like when they make fun of Christianity because its the worse religion of all time :/ No offense to you Christians but thats my opinion
0menchild 2 years ago
>:(
spacejerk37 2 years ago
I've been christian for 16 years so i know.
0menchild 2 years ago
How is it the worst religion of all time?
spacejerk37 2 years ago
jajajajajajajajaja poor stewie xD
pitomoto 2 years ago
"mountain dew is the best soda ever made"
p99productions 2 years ago 3
jesusaurus-rex
elfmotat 2 years ago
XD Gooooooooooodddddd.
QueenCheetah 2 years ago
LOLLL
Mendelevium146 2 years ago
0:58
lol
GothicBlaze274 2 years ago
if the big bang started the universe, wtf was before the big bang?? nothing??? hows that possible
kettlebelller 2 years ago
it didn't start the universe. it started the solar system
CALLAHAN315 2 years ago
and this is why i dont bother w intellectual conversation
kettlebelller 2 years ago
i try not to either but unfortunately my best friends a geek. figures.
CALLAHAN315 2 years ago
Me neither.
spacejerk37 2 years ago
That's fine and you shouldn't because you have failed to grasp the big bang.
Asking what was prior to the big bang shows this quite conclusively.
infinit888 2 years ago
how is it not? what was it like before you were born? to you...nothing. and there is no "before" the big bang. time didn't exist yet @callahan315: don't correct people if you're absolutely wrong
Tranzphonic 2 years ago
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yeah, there is no "before" the big bang, because there was no big bang.
Squashua27 2 years ago
true, there is no big bang there is just goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
billigerfusel 2 years ago 3
Apparently god came out of nothing too if you think about it.
weresic 2 years ago 3
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prorsoft 2 years ago
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thats the most ridiculous thing ive ever read
broxx44 2 years ago
You're assuming that God exist inside our concept time.
PhilHTP 2 years ago
You're assuming that God exist inside of our concept of time. If God is outside of time, He didn't come out of nothing, He just was. But the same can't be said for matter and energy.
PhilHTP 2 years ago
Same thing sure can be said about matter and energy. There's no indication that "time" itself was ever created, and so matter, energy, and "time" could have always "just been." for all of eternity.
Also what you just said is entirely speculation (Even more speculative than God in general). At least people feel there is some "proof" to God's existence, but what you just said is pure conjecture and your own belief, not upheld by even the most unlikely of "proof" for God.
far2ez 2 years ago
i'll give you an idea... try opening up a science book and study the theory
oRemyMartinx 2 years ago
1:00 lol
spartanb14 2 years ago
XDDDDD
TheDarkestAbYsS 2 years ago
lol montian dew is the best soda ever made
xxdestror 2 years ago
Jesusaurus Rex ^_^
kibblespearl2000 2 years ago
LOL stewie drinks the tobacco spit and then peter spits into his mouth lmfao
Burlax09 2 years ago 2
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
deanshanica 2 years ago
Jesusnasaurusrex!! LOL
Lyrneian 2 years ago
The sad thing is some people actually believe that.
Shadecaster06 2 years ago 3
It's sad how some people (like you) have no hope or faith in anything.
aegnt09 2 years ago
So? Why would you doubt another humans decision on how He/She runs theyre life.
killuhfan12 2 years ago
I was replying to Shadecaster06
aegnt09 2 years ago
ROFL!
JixMa 2 years ago
Im from Tennessee and I think this is really funny!! Mountian Dew IS pretty good, and I know guys who dip tobbacco, but i think its gross. Southern people are awesome!!!
Luvesthesbeach16 2 years ago
The best soda ever made.
insanemembrane16 2 years ago
Its clear by carbon dating that mountain Dew is the best soda ever made!
lol
this video is so funny!
Atreyu751 2 years ago
JESUS-na-saurus rex. Lol.
CS139 2 years ago
Who set these rules?
Ok Godless barbarians answer me this....
Explain Human Intellect VS Animal intellect and how there doesn't seem to be any in between on Human VS Animal Intelligence.
michiyoyoshiku 2 years ago
"Godless barbarians"
Maybe I've been jaded by my time on the interweb but that smells like a troll..
Doilookfatinthese 2 years ago
What you are arguing is nothing more than nomenclature, you did not provide the definition of human nor animal intelligence. That is the problem with arguing with people that do not understand evolution, and i use the word understand because unlike religion it takes no faith simply scientifuc deduction.
NazPolidov 2 years ago 2
It's clear by the use of carbon dating that mountain dew is the best soda ever made!
LOL
Matt0401 2 years ago
If you look at the bones of a JESUS
tage92 2 years ago
m dew is the best soda
TheDdawg1 2 years ago 2
Why are people so insecure about their own morals? Following a gods morality doesn't make you good, it makes you obedient.
I'd much rather use my own morals than obey a supposed god to try and earn my way into heaven.
If a bully stops tormenting the other kids in a school simply because a teacher promises him a candy bar at the end of the day, isn't he still bully deep down?
I have to admit I take some pride in having no expectation of being repaid for my good deeds by the end of the day.
Doilookfatinthese 2 years ago 3
And statements like "mankind would murder and steal if it wasn't for religious scripture" are pretty confounding to me..
Animals like monkeys and dolphins have better morals than that but no religion.
And to think so lowly of humanity is actually somewhat of an insult to any supposed creator (and pretty sociopathic; whenever I hear someone say things like that irl I always worry that the guys religion is all that's holding him back from stabing me in the neck with a fork)
Doilookfatinthese 2 years ago
LOL XD
brotherscro 2 years ago
its gross at the end because stewie didnt spit out the last one
rem11l 2 years ago
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if Athists are such smart thinkers then where does their sense of right and wrong and morals come from since Morals Like religion are man made why follow man's law at all?
michiyoyoshiku 2 years ago
What a stupid thing to say.
bjartetheraptor 2 years ago 3
HAHAHAHA that's your rebuttal?
michiyoyoshiku 2 years ago
"why follow man's law at all?"
Because unless you are a sociopath or psychopath you want to reciprocate with your fellow human beings because you gain huge benefits by belonging to a group.
But then again this doesn't need to be told to anyone unless they are sociopaths. Usually our brains derive a great deal of pleasure from helping others because it is beneficial for survival.
infinit888 2 years ago
and what programed that into said brains?
Don't say instinct because is an unconscious action.
michiyoyoshiku 2 years ago
"and what programed that into said brains?"
hmm... if only there were a mechanism that selects behaviors that favor survival. Oh wait there is.
Further instinct IS unconscious. It's a inherent disposition toward a particular behavior.
infinit888 2 years ago
doesn't answer my question
I win
michiyoyoshiku 2 years ago
It's like I'm playing chess against a pigeon. Unless you are able to do anything else then knock down my figures and crap on the board to fly away and proclaim victory I'd like to know now. How does it not answer your question? Further even if it were so how does me not answering a question make you correct? That conclusion simply doesn't follow.
infinit888 2 years ago
Lets see
Unlike the religious we can accept that there is no right or wrong written down anywhere, and we can determine our own views on the matter, it's just that some people's views are more common than others. My definition of "good" or "evil" is most probably different to yours, but I don't create nonsense stories like the ten commandments to enforce my views on others.
RoCkErX285 2 years ago
And humanity (for the most part) follows their own sets of laws because we know it would be chaos without them, not that we are afraid of going to the pit of fire.
And learn how to spell atheists.
RoCkErX285 2 years ago 2
Humanity is Humanity as long as it can phone 911 or has a TV. Fear, turns on the primitive animal instincts. If you put 2 people in a little room they will definitely find a reason to kill eachother.
InterMultimedia 2 years ago
You follow morals because its socially unacceptable if you don't. If you shit on your neighbors car, its not immoral because God thinks so, its immoral because no one wants to see you shit on their car.
Our sense of right and wrong isn't "preprogrammed" into our brains like you seem to believe, it is instead learned through our own experience and from what our parents, and people around us teach.
michiyoyoshiku I hope you learned something today, although I find it highly unlikely
lnopia 2 years ago
pause at 1:01
lonogugeadult 2 years ago
AAAAA HAHHHHHHHHHH *Spit* AAAH AHHHHxD
FANTASTIC
TheEngelskind 2 years ago
Well in reality that's how chrisitians and most religious people are! they view religion as reality and then brain wash others!
macfarlanefan92 2 years ago
I know this show has its fair share of critics but I believe they would be wrong to say this clip sucks. Pure gold.
sefeed65 2 years ago
this isn't s5e12
WaywardSonCRO 2 years ago
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD bang" LOL XD "AHH AHHH AHH-" *spit* "AHH AHHH!"
stripee2 2 years ago
the universe was created by GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD!
Atreyu751 2 years ago
If you look at the bones of a JESUSaurus Rex.. :p
jeffbrister2004 2 years ago
Yo' I learned GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD created tha world.
paris24680 2 years ago 2
"Stewie do-" ("wheres mah money?????") nvm.....
doggsaredead 2 years ago 2
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why you think christians are dumb? cos they you don't think that they do? Well than maybe, just maybe you should search after how many people believes in christianity, cos there is a little chance that you are the dumb not them...
veba5 2 years ago
They're dumb because they try to pass the bible off as reality.
Bluebelle9289 2 years ago
Your mentally retarded.
Have fun looking at bones of a Jesustrynasaurusrex
Idiot.
s0nic777 2 years ago
actally he cut off tyrnasasuarus well some so he said SO IF U LOOK AT A JESUS SAURUS REX
rem11l 2 years ago
if u look at the bones of a JESUS.. saurus rex its clear that by the use of carbon dating that MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA EVER MADE! lol funny :P
XxKNUCKL3ZxX 2 years ago 4
lol
brooktagging 2 years ago
LMFAO....
berrycreamcupcake 2 years ago
GOOOOOOOOOOOOD.....ig bang.
mastrocca 2 years ago 2
"Scientist have determed that the univers was created by GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"
ROFLMAO
Allerumproductions 2 years ago 3
1:00 - That is so gross!
Brian's like, "No don't!" then later he's all, "Fuck it, you've had this coming for a long time..."
Bluebelle9289 2 years ago
yes we know. we just watched it retard...
nomad806 2 years ago
LOL TOBACCO
Vallejo019 2 years ago
AHAHSAHASH LMAOO!!
pdcrew2 2 years ago
what season & episode is this from?
Meggsoxo 2 years ago
It's called the description. Honestly.
Born2killx 2 years ago
.
Carl Sagan was a pot head.Yet he was one of the most brilliant minds in his field.
.
beechave 2 years ago
whats the thing that peter puts in him mouth and later spits out?
gunzrfun 2 years ago
chewing tobacco
lucasmueller 2 years ago 3
It's tobacco.
KatakiDoragon 2 years ago
i was going to ask what's that :)
szekelymihai 2 years ago
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooodigbang.
brady8196 2 years ago
gross but funny
MonsterIsGoodARific 2 years ago
mountain dew is the best soda ever
Rayberto7 2 years ago
"The Universe was created by GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD-ig Bang"
KomiyanIII 2 years ago
I love this show; it's extremely funny.
robtul12 2 years ago
lol 0:59
remixboy00 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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asustatesundevils 2 years ago
if you look at the bones of a JESUS asorus rex
BadBananaCorp 2 years ago 2
rofl scientists believe that the earth was created by-GOOOOOD-bang.
Bluenoor 2 years ago
COOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D :(?)
0'09JUFVHB
lucydavidscomeback 2 years ago
If you look at the bones of a Jeus-sourus rex...
LOL
BoringxVids 2 years ago
lol i like where peter spits in the cup and stewie comes and drinks the tobacco and then peter spits in stewie's mouth and stewie is all like ahhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhh he should barf next lol
MrRougeace 2 years ago
Sounds like Jeff Foxworthy
xilmarcoilx 2 years ago
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood :D
sirspamalot3 2 years ago
My favourite Family Guy clip! FG is at its best when doing ridiculous satire.
Also, RIP Carl Sagan: One of my pesonal heroes...
godlessKnowledge 2 years ago
lololololol :D:D:D:D
:X
PhantomsCry 2 years ago
String THEORY
key word
michiyoyoshiku 2 years ago
God THEORY
Key Word
gangsta647 2 years ago
Einsteins THEORY of Relativity.
KEY WORD.
THEORY of Thermodynamics.
KEY WORD.
THEORY of Gravity.
KEY WORD.
Theory, in the general sense of the word, is an analytic structure designed to explain a set of observations. A theory does two things:
1. It identifies this set of distinct observations as a class of phenomena,
2. Makes assertions about the underlying reality that brings about or affects this class.
Theoretical physics is full of theories, but is accepted.
Exondriak 2 years ago 6
I'm all for pot leagalization
OF COURSE that site didn't come up...
you had to piece it together.
michiyoyoshiku 2 years ago
Creationists, you're right. Everything did come from something. So where did your God come from?
PTxPrimus 2 years ago
also
if everything crawled out of some ooze where'd that ooze come from?
The Big Bang? How can that just spontanously happen something from nothing
explain that.
Evolution have you ever seen a monkey turn into a man or a Turtle into a Dolphin?
The complicatedness of the anatomy of even cell how can that JUST COME out of nowhere?
Yeah Think about that after your Bong hit
Exondriak
michiyoyoshiku 2 years ago
The ooze? I assume you are talking about the primordial soup. The "ooze" came from the chemicals in the atmosphere that congealed inside the oceans, lakes, and ponds. When lightning struck the bodies of water that held the assorted chemicals, proteins were formed. Lightning, shock, heat, and ultraviolet light lead to the formation of proteins.
How can something spontaneously happen? String Theory of course. The collision of Branes in the higher dimensions lead to the creation of universes.
Exondriak 2 years ago
Well, why would I see a monkey turn into a man or a turtle turn into a dolphin?
That is not how Evolution works, and since it is obvious that you have never taken a Biology class in your life, you would not understand Evolution because it takes at least some brain cells to understand.
Man shared a common ancestry with Monkeys, but Monkeys will NEVER turn into Homo Sapiens. They will gain more intelligence, but not be humans completely.
Turtles don't evolve into Dolphins..
Exondriak 2 years ago
Well, first of all, it didn't just come out of nowhere. I believe that that particular description best fits YOUR philosophy.
Cells are among the oldest living organisms on Earth, so of course they are among the most complex.
Your elementary understanding of Evolution is not helping your cause any.
Yes I smoke Marijuana, Medical Marijuana. I have argued my Pro-Marijuana case in front of many individuals who are much smarter than you, and they all agree with me.
I will think of that.
Exondriak 2 years ago
just watch the video....
1 word
god
gangsta647 2 years ago