FUNNY VERSION OF BHARAT indian Version of BORAT

[sjheeta]

the most retarded thing i've ever seen - fucking idiots

[darshbhamra]

I have one word for this "FUDDU"

[cerilouise]

thats the funnyest fucking thing ive ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sweetzee7]

Hilarious video...makes me wanna watch the movie!! Make it!! Why are ppl getting offended...it's a comedy..its mocking the stereotypes...ur comments r just proving that u have no sense of humour!

[eldiablo10028]

wow...thanks alot for putting Indians back 500 years. i know this was meant as "fun", but this is the last thing we need..

[remixerhunt]

these dick head looking hindus wanto ruin the reputation of sikhs.. ass holes dont mess with sikhs.

[MrMrbeanscar]

@remixerhunt @remixerhunt u r such a thicko

thats why war exist

noobs like u

o yea bruv

dont mess with sikhs

if you realised mr SIKH we are all humans

u think its funny when u take the mik out of ur self but not when other

mate ur religion only existed about 500 yrs ago so respect others

[bhangusatvir]

this is so fuking crap

[gkaile]

you guys are a bunch of fucking fools

[hikerpiker]

OYE GHori Hindi Bolthe....Yee Aunty she talk Hindi!!! ROFL LMFAO..Hilarious mates!

[JacobTheIndoAmerican]

Well...Those white people probably think Indians are crazy know..

[banwait16]

See these fuuck faces are hindu that why they ask the girl. only hindus do this shyt.

[ollieraza]

hey guys! take it easy..u don't know Punjabis..by laughing at us (no ego), we show u your own ugliness...Just let it go..don't worry..At the end of the day we are all Like Punjabis

[z4ndub4m81]

You guys are Douchebags for doing such things. Who the fuck are u guys? I know a lot of people at Loyola.

[XxDOUBLExAxX]

You dont know me...

who are we???

turn to the first 2 secs of the vid beta

[jasminekaur1981]

plz instead of writing comments on such dirty videos,choseflag optons.this is mesg to sikhs and indians. don't represent our own country with such rubbish videos.

[XxDOUBLExAxX]

dont vatch again sorry for rubbish why you vatching rubbish. u like to vatch rubbish?

[rohanm7]

Nobody acts like this in India, why do Americans of Indian Origin portray us like this

The more i see of you Indian Americans the more it disgusts me . Either you ppl have some sort of a guilt/identity crisis or inferiority complex towards us or no one has taught you people any manners and how to behave. How come ur parents all seem to be generally decent people and you like this. Dont be a traitor to ur blood and insult us just because ur nationality is different.

[XxDOUBLExAxX]

seriously?? no one acts like this in india???

damnnn! i wish i knew...

[jusanothagal]

u guys wish u were punjabi's u fukin wanna bees...

[XxDOUBLExAxX]

ya u fucking bumros

just buzz buzz outta here

[09Jashan]

lmao this was funny but yo all them ppl dere might be sayen shit bout us punjabis just cuz of this shit.....&& i dont wanna be known as a weird punjabi ightt soo yall need to stop this crap

[Chingalingproduction]

You guys are retards ..white ppl already dont kno shit about our ppl and if you do this shit they will think we really are retarded fkin discraseful basterds hope u die

[XxDOUBLExAxX]

RIP Metan Patel Aadeel Akhtar

we will miss you guys

1/23/10

assholes wished death upon u guys... now look wat happened :'(

[enzyproductionz]

the track is funnier then the video.

[XxDOUBLExAxX]

turn off your monitor

[bibhuna]

RANG DE BASANTI!!!!!!

[devilsbredren]

y not dress them up as hindus??

we all know india dont belong to sikhs so y use them in this vid in that way?

r u try to say u got sikh people under ur thumb in india and now u can do wot u want?uknow the pakistanis had u lot fucked

and im sure sooner or later wen the sikhs wise up theyl do the same and take a chunk of that land

[shutuz12]

Ya i agree, why couldn't this guy used Gujarati themes like holding a dandyia or something like that.

[devilsbredren]

@shutuz12

hahaha

dandiya...and on top of that BHARAT

is a hindu name not sikh

[shutuz12]

Then why the fuck the vid said bring punjab to USA. Stupid racist cuntsuckers guju's = not you if ur nt.

[XxDOUBLExAxX]

ya... i agree

[TheRealBastardGuy2]

did they both die?

[lilchand]

LMAO!!! this is hilarious...

[bhatiaabhirath]

hhahaha..i wanna see the movie ...bring it on ....brahhh

[vexx26]

i dont know why theres so much tension with the comments, but i think these guys didn't mean to offend anyone and were just doing it for fun...3:33 was jokes...oh balleeeeeeeeeee

[amitael22]

I don't understand this video at all.. -.-

[sunz1982]

what the fuck is this u motherfucker. i will fuckin cut ur cock and shov it up ur ass.. remove this video otherwise u gonna be suffering...

U r indian and respect being that. IF NOT I THINK THEN BORAT MIGHT HAVE SLEPT WITH UR MUM...

[lilchand]

come on yaar...just chill it's all in good fun...no one really thinks every Indian is gonna be like this...i sure as hell don't think kazakhstan folk are like Borat...

[IndianAmerican37]

sunz stfu bitch ill stick my 9 inch wide penis up your moms vag and make her cry till her boobies bleed.

[jodhgarh]

fuckin racist stop with the whol hindu sterotype thing too we dont worship 10 armed women, or speak hindi, their making a mochery out of us sikhs and punjabis damn someone should make a video on these stupid rednecks, lol show how they are greasy dirty, and dont tkae bathes in weeks

[MrLocalKid]

i seen better funny indian videos

this shit was racist, not funny, gay as fuck

[Ravi369]

One thing i'd like to tell the sikhs out there, even though these ppl are making a mockery out of us, dun bother about them!!! Why should we discriminate ones religion or an entire race bcoz of afew ppl if we do that, we're stooping down to their level and it wun make us any diff!!!! Don't forget, sikhs care for not only family and friends but for enemies too!! foolish ppl nvr become wise no matter what!! Take care, god bless you!!

[IndianAmerican37]

ravi...no one is making fun of sikhs here...in fact they have sikh friends themselves.

[PunjabiSardar]

if they werent making fun of sikhs why did they wear punjabi style turbans?

[IndianAmerican37]

dude first of all...turbans are worn by many non sikhs in india.

second of all they werent making FUN of Sikhs...they were just being goofy and using bhangra but in order to look like an "indian" to the westerners they used the turbans....chill bro indians dont hate eachother...or atleast we shouldnt..

[PunjabiSardar]

i know non-sikhs wear them too, but in this case they were wearing turbans resembling those of sikhs in punjab and were doing mock bhangra...a punjabi dance

they look indian enough without the turbans...it was completely unneccessary

[PunjabiSardar]

they probably didn't have the intention to...but they still did...next time it'd be wise to think things through better...bollywood makes enough mockery of sikhs (nonsensically)...don't need our fellow indians jumping in on the attack

[IndianAmerican37]

lol dude this wasnt a mockery bro i promise you...if you dont beleive me then look up "UC Berkeley Bhangra" its a couple of actual SIkhs doing the exact same thing except in California not in Chicago.

[PunjabiSardar]

i've seen the uc berkeley vid. 2 differences: 1- they weren't acting stupid...they were just doing bhangra in various places...and having fun with it...2 (and most important)- they were sikhs wearing turbans...they didnt go around with tikkas on their foreheads or with long orange robes to make a mockery of hindus.

[IndianAmerican37]

lol dude the berkeley sardars were having fun but you dont see these two friends having fun? they arent making fun of punjabis because to them it doesnt matter if your punjabi or kashmiri or whatever.

they are all indian.

[Ravi369]

I cannot believe some ridiculous comments for this video!!! The reason why ppl are taking it too hard is because they know what sikhs have gone thru so pls stop talking thru ur ass!! Get ur heads out of ur asses and read about the sikh history and what sikhs have gone thru!!! Some ppl just choose not to use their brains for a good cause!! I feel sad for these ppl!!!

[EliErdkunde]

EXPLAIN ME THE MEANING OF THE SENTENCE AT 4:20 !

youre a retarded illiterate and racist person

[punjabichick650]

LMFAO! Omg that was just too funny Oye aunty you know hindi =] LMFAO

[IISuNNyI]

i think he said.... OYE AUNTY "SHE" KNOW HINDI

hahahahahhaha

[punjabichick650]

lol. My bad but it was still way to funny.

Thank you

(:

[jasminek86]

Punjabi Indians are already in the USA...one is the Governor of Louisiana. Punjabis (the Indian ones) are the best you can get.

In Canada, a Sikh became the Premier of a Province (the first South Asian ever) and there is a Sikh Minister in the cabinet.

In the US, a Sikh was a captain in the army. Such a small minority with huge achievements.

Where the fuck are these Pakis? Trying to hide from the taliban...and hated everywhere they go.

We're ashamed that you Pakis are also Asian.

[EliErdkunde]

this is true and this "getmet" is a racist too.

this is just so stupid

[nycsultan1]

@jasminek86 i would be ashamed of that governor...maybe you should read up on his policies and backward ass views before being proud of him...he even gave up hindusim for christianity.

[jasminek86]

@nycsultan1 You have a choice not to vote for him! The majority rules - the USA is a democratic nation.

[sonipunjabikuri]

this was hillarioussssssss ! come to canada pleaseee!!!

[amitalegaonkar]

haha

I'm indian

don't let this taint your view of India.

But this really is as funny as hell!

[vexx26]

fucking JOKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I WUD LOVE TO SEE A MOVIE LIEK DIS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[panjabiwarrior]

sikhs are laughed at every wear.

[panjabiwarrior]

sikkhers getting shit upon them once again.

[GabhrooShakeen09]

u cant laugh at us ur paki army is being shitted on by ur mullah taliban u gay shit. dont even comment on an indian video u cuntflop you are not worthy

[323646737]

wtf is this bullshit????????

these kinda people who act gay should be shot point blank.

[DIZZLEyrf]

okay then...stand still

[54321A5]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA this is hilarious!!!!!!!

these guys are ruthless

[explorubus]

unbelievably stupid!

[KingGandu]

real india

[MuahahaItsNusrat]

fucking hilarious

[mhelward05]

LOL...nice video!!!

[Naraku111]

chill out guys

its just a joke

Indians don't really act like this

same goes for Khazaks (what Borat was)

[pihmsgary]

mother fuckin idiots be real fuck faces

[a004]

the random dancing stuff was funny

but when you do stupid shit like all that girls piss in my face, shitting everywhere and gay shit like that, then it becomes a DISGRACE and an INSULT TO SIKHS.

i would have enjoyed it if it wasnt for that stupidness

[a004]

yea but they are wearing sikh turbans, a religious item. thats where my beef and many others' here lies.

[GabhrooShakeen09]

i myself am a sikh lamo. and to panjabi warier fuck of back to pakistan u terrorist u cant diss indians becos ur country is a big terrorist camp

[panjabiwarrior]

oi taliban sikh sheek kebab fuck offfffffffff

hindu confused cunt sikkher cunt.

[GabhrooShakeen09]

lol thats ironic coming from you isn't it? U cockface and sikhs arent pussholes cowards like you paki

[MeGandustani]

ROFL excellent dude !

[nodurug]

a true Indian can never do this shit!!

they aren't the real SIKH...the are not even real Indian!!all fake!!

FOR EVERYONE WATCHING THIS Video...COME TO INDIA ONCE AND U WILL KNOW THE TRUTH!!

[BeatOfTheHeat]

WTF lol so random

[Dionysus611]

lol amazing

[E3SLICE]

i love it when they run dancing behind the stage coach this is really funny but why are people taking it so serious chill out if you don't like this then watch something else i think some people ain't got sense of humor

[XBENGIX]

wat are dey doin to random pple!!!

[lilmizzNyC]

omfg diss video imm a show it tuh evry1 i noe diss is a fucken fuNNi shit omg diss shud b on tv imma subsribe u ppl ur guys r fucken funny''i liek when girls toilet..in my face'' hahahaha lol keep up haha

[getrich0rdietryin]

stupid hindus if you gonna embarass india be urself y be a sikh tryin to give us bad name... fkin gujus i would beat ur ass to death if i find where u live.

[getrich0rdietryin]

thats not how you joke u idiot, thats embarassing, theres a difference between funny and embarassing, wanna do a joke sure go ahead but y wear turbans we all know how strereo type americans are they still think everyone who wears a turban is a terrorist and from arab.

[fybercyber]

wtf !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1­

[yunnsyunns]

haha that is dip

[zahra107]

you lot are hilarious

[maciek6789]

this was freaking awesome! i have no idea why anyone would say anything otherwise, btw i loved how he shit on depaul university hahahaha, brlrlrlrlrllrrllraaaahhhh!

[RussianPimp87]

I actually thought that was fairly amusing

[hothpatel]

Really funny... I like how he has used Patel Bro instead of Warner Bro..creative and funny.

[badmash1985]

2 gays

[younick47]

worst video i have ever seen....sadde bharat da naam mitti mein miladiya

[fakedeath9999]

Why surdarhji's spoiling India's name all over the world???? Pugpigs, you have no shame?

[babbu07]

hey fake death do u think these guys are real sardaar. sardaar never do like this ####.

[jattswithguts]

no wonder why whole world hate muslims.. cuz u deserve to be treated like pig.

[02huahm1]

Fuckin greasy bastard

[JeuneTurk]

whats the name of the song @2:20 ??

[bumbacult]

runga deh bsanti

[JeuneTurk]

thank you

[MZGUCCI786]

omgd this video is sooo siik! couldn stop laughin man! binduz deese days!!!

[KINGOFMAKAVELI]

lol u get me man

[jaysean87]

it aint even punjabi dress u dumb mothafukrz punjabis dont wear fukin salwaar dey r more like pathaans or rajastaani.... sikhaa ne keda thodi bhan chodti bhan deo laudeo....

[gandaBacha009]

dese ppl are not even SIKHS.......

u could tell them frm their $hit lukin facess....

haha

fckin hindi mobs

[gandaBacha009]

wtf ....u mother fucker jahanzaib666.......

u muslim are motherfuckin idiots....

u guys fuck ur mom every nightt......

fckin islam people,........u all are terrirists.......u motha fucker

and these people are not even sikhs ....u could tell that from there fckin faces!!

[jahanzaib666]

fucking hell man these fuking sikhs are retards

[human620]

fuckin video.makin joke of my country and my ppl. this motherfucker isnt a indian.

[gmann195]

why do these people, (who are clearly hindu) feel the need 2 dress up as sikhs/singhs and dance round....like they dont alredy portray singhs as dumb/idiots/clowns in bollywood films. its pathetic and degredatory to sikhs.

[nightking62]

i just can't go out from now on .. this is sOo fuking embrassing .... damm ittt

[kzayzay]

lol idiots!

[OmairComer69]

i luv this nice job guys w00t!!

[utbsukhi]

lunn punjabi.. aah punjabi dress aa?? saale abcd.. pencho pata saleyaan kuch nai.. sale fukre.. kudi yaave...

[yayme2304]

hahahahahahahahahaha

this made my freaking day

[02lpatelp]

1min 30 da black guy lol

[Dirtygit1988]

if ur trying to be sikhs, den u failed...but if ur trying to be hindus then u have suceeded... racist cunts

[AvnitK]

ahahhahah u guys went too far with the indian thing but hilarious!!! AHHAH

[stendulker2]

rofl. all you rascist bastards have the worst freaking insults. basically you keep saying "fuck", "aids", and "get out." seriously, come up with something knew (thank you, come again)

[honestly78]

stupid scatty packy fuckers these kebbab faces need to be wiped out just like the muslims these people cant do anything except rape their own women

[sstv4life]

jatt pride

[sstv4life]

jatt pride

[sstv4life]

fuck you hindus

[bloodyTac5]

lol this shit was funny i woulda hit those mofos if they came near me

[sobos123]

A very stupid and boring version. SHAME on Indians that they could not produce sth better.

[daworldisyours]

STFU

of all thigs dnt bring punjabis into this stupid lame shit

unless we wanna get stabbed or beat up

[TheSith69]

Hahahahahahaha.. awesome

[Y4gami]

even though it was funny.....that wrecked the name of India and mostly Punjab (even though im not Punjabi)

[Y4gami]

lol amazing once again!!!

[suchandradasi]

lol wow you are some brave guys. "I'm not gay!" hahahahahhahahhlol hahaha wah! hahaha hahahahahhaahah funny

[suchandradasi]

lol wow you are some brave guys. "I'm not gay!" hahahahahhahahhlol hahaha wah! hahaha hahahahahhaahah funny

[Junta450]

so you MOTHAFUCKRS THINK SIKHS ARE FUNNY? WELL, U R THE REAL CLOWNS OF HISTORY- WHEN MUSLIM INVADERS USED TO TAKE UR MOTHERS AND SISTERS-IT WAS THE SIKHS THAT FOUGHT AND DEFEATED THEM. WE SAVED UR TEMPLES n WOMEN.U COULDN'T SAVE UR DIGNITY,U DID NOT FIGHT.UR 'WARRIORS'-RAJPUTS,GAVE THEIR DAUGHTERS toMOGALS TO RETAIN THEIR Raj-HENCE"JHODHHA-AKBAR".REMEM­BER IF WE CAN TAKE ON THE BIGGEST ARMIES IN ASIA(MOGALS/IRANIS)N UPROOT THEM THEN WE CAN TAKE CARE OF INSECURE HINDO CLOWNS WHO LIKE TO TARGET US

[grewal02]

y de fuk did u reply to me.

i was defending sikhs u fukin idiot.

i support khalistan but im not a radical khalistani. if de time comes ill be there, btw, dese khalistanis are now joining with pakistan to pursue further terrorist attacks.

and if u support dem ur supportin pakistan and who knows wut the fuck dere up to.

a true sikh wouldnt support radicals but would focus on the teachings of his religion.

and when the time comes he will do what he feels right.

[expectopatrono]

ur an idiot if u believe in a made up god. there is no god

[grewal02]

sikhism is a way of life,

and believing god is our point of view not yours.

u r an ignorant person for saying such a thing.

is there any proof that there is no god?

the laws of science cant even explain how it is possible for a honey bee to fly.

how are they supposed to understand such complex ways of life? instead they, and people like you make ignorant and stupid statements.

[expectopatrono]

"the laws of science cant even explain how it is possible for a honey bee to fly."

Scientific American: 'Longstanding Puzzle of Honeybee Flight Solved at Last.' Nov 29, 2005.

There is no evidence for god, therefore, no one should believe it exists based on logic. I'm sorry, but you realize that constraining yourself to hundreds years old dogma is stupid. All religions are made up and any country based on religoin (khalistan) is a step backwards. take a look at any islamic country

[grewal02]

listen yo.

it feels right for me.

if it doesnt for u dats fine.

u didnt understand wut i said in my last reply. go read it again. the point was't,

"if there is evidence or not, it is a way of life" many succesfull people believen god.

calling somebody an "idiot" for believing god is wrong.

u do not understand wut it means to be religous for those who are.

and just for proof, "khalistan isn't a religion, sikhism is." like i said, its a way of life, and its not ur's, DUN NOEEE!

[expectopatrono]

"it feels right for me."

this does not make it true. better to live with the facts instead of a lie. religion divides and seeks to control its followers, no matter how noble the dogma is. and if you believe in god desite no proof, that is irrational and stupid. sikh girls are treated like second hand i know

[grewal02]

sikh women may be treated second hand, "some" but our religion says to treat them the same. our religous people never seek control for their followers. if u have been to our gurdawaras u will know that as a fact. nobody will tell u to join our religion. cuz anyone can live in our gurdawara

sikhism is a way of life! ur actin like all we do is pray to god, dats only almost half of it.

there is proof that god exists, our profits were direct descendants from god. and nobody can proove that wrong.

[expectopatrono]

no it is because of your religion (male dominated) that sikh women are still treated second hand (like all religions). if they are not treated that way it is because you are living in western society where secular laws prevent this from happening. a khalistan would be a nightmare for women like pakistan is. i live next to a gurdwara. i know punjabi sikh culture.

[expectopatrono]

"there is proof that god exists, our profits were direct descendants from god. and nobody can proove that wrong."

ridiculous if you say that his is proof. that's like me writing a book saying i'm a god with super powers and someone finding the book in the future and considering it to be true because they can't prove it wrong, lol. there is no supernatural anything, you're wasting your time

[grewal02]

im not wasting time with my religion. i like it. its cool.

its not like i sit down for 4 hours and pray. i never do dat. i jus do it in de morning for like 15 minutes.

it calms me down.

by de way. if u live next to a gurdwara, dat doesnt mean anything. go to punjab, go inside the gurdawaras. no body dares to swear at women, nobody even dares to touch them.

u live in america, its diffrent dere, the gurdawaras there are not even close to anything to the ones in india.

[expectopatrono]

"nobody even dares to touch them."

why is that something to be proud of? what's wrong with touching? viewing women as sexual objects that can't be touched without bringing them 'dishonor' is childish thinking and a vestige of male dominated societies like religious societies.

[expectopatrono]

these male dominated religious societies have a fear of women and that is why there is no contact or mixing.

[grewal02]

and like i said, it a way of life, and its a good one.

our religion teaches many things.

1. MARTIAL ARTS, GOOD MORALS,

2. haha, thats all i noe of righ now. but in america, u won't see the gurdawaras teaching kids our traditional martial arts.

[daworldisyours]

well u may b right but i must say tht khalistan issue is dead n its more coz of the fact that our leaders r puppets n take o time to sell their souls

[gosciu555]

ahh aby u want to dance

[monkeybus4uk]

lol funny ppl in the UK would love a movie like that, brilliant uhhh.... Punjabistan comedy. Lol Sikhs are cool.

[juicyfruitytripleA]

pretty jkz stll...lol

[canucksv]

wow no wonder punjabis are the dumbest in the world and draggin india's name with them

[grewal02]

so howcum the president of india is a sikh punjabi.

never say shit like that it just proves u stupid.

however i do think this movie kind of brings a punjabis name down, and dis movie is fucken stupid.

[canucksv]

oye u grewal punjabi u will always be punjab punjab so shut up. and the president is a sikh punjabi kutta and what has he done for india??other than bring in more terrorism in india and bringing down india's name. the security has gone down the drain for india now that punjabis run everything.

[grewal02]

hes dun alot hes the one that brought indias economy up so high u fuken ignorant fag.

go ask ur sonia gandhi and shell explain it too u. she even supports him and knows how he has contributed to indias rise in the future for financial paths

wut the fuck have u dun for india

[grewal02]

and i wont be sayin punjab punjab, ill always say how cool india is and ill never bring its name down like u do.

im not the typical khalistani u think i am

[KHOHLDIBHENCHODO]

ur pathetic hindu-dick sucker. sharm naal dob ke maar ja kalanna

[grewal02]

how the fuck?

i was defending the sikh president u idiot

sharm nal dub ka marja. WTF?????

can u read

oye salia tenu parna onda??

u fuken fob i was defending the sikh president and u say im a hindu dick sucker?????

u fuken illeterate fag.

phudu panchod sala

[Junta450]

lunn leni deya, khalastan naal ki taklif ai. bhondo saala. "sikh" president is a fukn puppet for hindu congress/people, he isnt shit. these shameless hindus, whose mothers and sisters we saved from muslims, have no shame, they are a thankless people, fuck them, stop trying to prove shit to them. fuck em, they will never accept you until u fukn convert to dick-worshipin hindo-ism. wake the fuck up.

[daworldisyours]

Shut the fuck up

u low life mofukka

[5pyara]

thos is lolololololololololololollllll­lllllllllloooooooooooooooooool­lllllllllllllllllll

[ranjitmatharu]

You guys should learn more abt sikhs. its completely mess.

[aravpatel]

yea its a funnny one u guys should go on the air....

[NVcurryz]

:O OMG hoow funny!!!!

hahaha LMAO

[itzkookies]

omg this is self made!!ahahahha das heelluh funny! good job, for real.

[MWFinest]

holy shit.. thats got to be the funniest thing i've seen in a loonnng time!! freaking great job guys!..

[MyFutUrFace]

hahahah.

[ilias900]

omg not funny