Dungeons And Dragons

[warriorfire8103]

Geeze, this reminds me of a weird rogue who had a facination with collecting the head of anything he killed, bobold,human,zombie,orc,ogre,g­oblins.....even rats. Needless to say the rest of us didn't let him speak to NPC in the game :p

[AnemoneF]

rofl

[carltonbauheimer]

This is great. If you keep on making these we're going to start expecting them as regularly as the comics.

BE WARNED.

[StitchfanKyle]

a ring of teleportation sounds game breaking XD. unless it was once a day or so. nothing against giving characters magic equipment though. i loved the air quotes the guy did, and how his eyes got smiley when he talked about the eyeball and smearing it on his face. ive had players act a little like this person, though not always to that extreme. you purposely gave him a childs voice didnt you? XD just to make his actions seem more extreme. *im just making a guess.*

[Leonardhbrown]

I can hear my DM's main NPC saying "Is this what you call a low profile?!?!"

[tiberiian]

Hilarious Thunt. Nice work :)

[Nalsii]

I wonder what his intelligence score was...

[RabbitsRi]

You know what.... I don't miss fighting kobolds. Kobolds have always been a terrifying thing in our campaigns. Granted it's because our DM is so 'lucky', but after you see so many 2nd and 3rd level characters die... it starts to get to you man.... *sniff*

That and the animation is funny. There are no 'do overs' in DnD and you just can't kill everyone.

[SFMZero]

Hey, DM. Let me ask you a question.

My charisma.... is -awesome.-

yeah. On another note, I've never had the misfortune of encountering someone who was quite this mixture of blatantly malicious and completely stupid, but if I did, the internet has taught me that the proper response is to pit them against eachother and watch them all die horribly Head of Vecna style.

[ObsidianKnight90]

Yeah, this is a typical session when I DM. It might have something to do with the fact that every single player in my group want to be "that one evil guy who's in it for the lulz and who needs constant supervision", so most games devolve into the 4-5 extremely evil characters plotting to kill each other, set up evil empires, or just slaughtering townsfolk. I'm hesitant to run Ravenloft, I figure if I ever did the characters would just murder everything that moves and become Lords themselves >-<

[SFMZero]

@ObsidianKnight90 You might want to try running something akin to Planescape: Torment which essentially opens to Interdimensional Cosmic Ironic Hell and see how long they can go without shooting themselves in the foot.

[GedenWilbur]

Hahaha.. This is such a typical player xD

[qggqggagqggqqgq]

i miss fighting kobolds B:

[Nomeninja2]

win :U

[GnutsFriend]

It's Minmax, right? His charisma is awesome. His eyeball is too.

[WisdomThumbs]

At first I lol'd.

Then I got to the part about the Kobold's eye, and I lol'd some more.

By the time he died choking on his own blood, I was having trouble breathing.

Either I'm very easily amused, or that was some funny shit.

[helbent4]

This must be one of them "freeform" sets of rules, I didn't hear any dice! The player used his Ring of Teleportation to murder a child? That's someone seriously dedicated to being a douchebag! When I come across someone this clueless I deliberately engage them in an endless and ongoing discussion about ethics, morals and consequences until they get bored and leave. Which is the point.

[Norgodir]

Can't ... stop .... laughing xD

[PGuru666]

knowing people play like that suddenly makes me want to digg out my own eyeballs.....

[Wirrit]

...I've witnessed games kindof like this. ._.

[Namedoesntfi1]

i miss fighting kobolds too.... *sniff*

[lawson25303]

yay im first :)

[Wikimancer]

@lawson25303 Damn you, @lawson25303! Damn you all to Baator!