Stephen Merchant: An Introduction

[seanoh1991]

why is that geezer out of eastenders always in their stuff

[MrProdigalKnight]

I never get tired of hearing Karl and Steve ripping on each other. Honestly, it's become my favourite part of the shows.

[TheBrownUn]

The english dictionary needs new words to describe how revolting this cunt is.

[NawnExistent]

Space?

[tufftandle]

Fuck that, I'd marry that "lanky goggle-eyed freak" any fucking day.

[mrunclesi]

He is such a legend, one of britain's greatest comics he makes gervais look like a sandwich

[TookieLooCookies]

oh god.... Just realized he looks JUST like my choir teacher...

...never gonna look at either one the same way ever again... D:

*shivers violently*

[liampw20]

merchant is a cunt, and before you all say "why you watching a video about him then?" theres no better place to tell people i hate the cunt tbh

[dragonkeeper19600]

@liampw20 TRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL­LLLLLLLLLLLL IN THE DUNGEOOOOOOOOON!

Thought you ought to know.

[BattleButlerJeeves]

They told me, if I ever made a Portal 2 comment on a Stephen Merchant video, I would be spammed! They told me that on every video!  I don't even know why they spam me on video if I don't quote something funny he said. It's pointless! Mad!

[Feeniefan12345336]

@BattleButlerJeeves Well done.

[Toonlink123456789]

@BattleButlerJeeves OH I SE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

[blenderpanzi]

I punch those numbers into my calculator it makes a happy face.

[TmNa09jPuK]

I swear, every Stephen Merchant video there's a "WHEATLEY" somewhere, lol. Mind you, I freaking love Portal with a burning passion of a thousand suns as well and you know; Stephen's voice is practically the voice of Jesus: but! Almost every video of him, guys? Really? XP

[MAlexandra152]

HOW does he have a problem getting women. TELL ME THIS.

[BobBryarLuvsMe]

Seeing Steve Merchant live in September, yes!

It's such a pleasure to listen to the three genius'. Makes my day.

[88FingersEddward]

Steve rapping at 4:04 made my day. No, it made more than that. My week. It made my month. This whole month, I guarantee that I will not see anything THAT magnificent. Steve's incredible.

[128shaan]

WHEATLEY!!!

[CapnMarcoPolo]

DAMMIT STEVE. STOP BEING SO CHARMING. I HAVE EXAMS TOMORROW AND I CAN'T STUDY IF I'M WHORING YOUTUBE WATCHING VIDEOS OF YOU.

[bloodyswordswoman16]

XD 4:03 Epic!!

[RogueAssassin96]

WHEATLEY!

[MadSkeelz16]

WOW, Karl Pilkington is actually a cunt !!

[Randomlad12]

Wheatley!

[Craziness714]

WHEATLEY! You escaped space!

[MajorNuttela14]

WHEAAAAAATLEY

[Sorida777]

After playing Portal 2, it's weird hearing his voice coming out of a human! XD I now love him both as Wheatley and a comedian! Magical prediction of the day: 20+ comments of "WHEATLEY!!!" will appear within the next 10 hours on every Stephen Merchant video out there.

[jedimasterstarkiller]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

[dragonfang231]

WHEATLEY.

[Kullg4r]

Bulbous. 

[iiTzTayTay]

WHEATLEY!!!

[vladimirvputinstein]

when i first played portal 2 i new right away it was steve.

[saksy2]

WHEATLEY!!?!

[halfpintgamescast]

Portal 2

[Dabs84]

It's the mammal that's got ... sort of ... the pointiest eyes. Eyes that pop of their head ...

... Steve.

[waterdol80]

oh, the things i'd do to that man.

[DNBsutra]

what i find really funny about steve is he says very quick, witty and funny comments that makes me really laugh! its an amazing comedy gift just to beable to say hard thinking stuff like that off the top of his head in seconds.

[johnlockesocks]

7people think 'Benidorm' is funny

[psycat4ever]

This is the second video of Steve in which he raps. He's actually quite good. XD

[Kedchup]

Steve's way more witty than Ricky :)

[beefroasted]

the guy in the middle at 1:06 is in Pirates of the Caribbean! he's the skinny pirate with the wooden eye!

[birdman3120]

@beefroasted Mackenzie Crook

[lesliekhouck]

OMG-i love steve-goggly eyed freak-its the eyes....HE.IS.Gareth

[clockiewitch]

what a lanky, goggle-eyed sex machine

[godkingRoss]

lanky goggle eyed freak 

[philsalter]

hip hop hoorayyy

[HGSDClanTag]

I feel bad for Stephen Merchant, because he is one of the greatest comedy-writers of our generation, and I think Ricky Gervais takes too much credit for the making of "The Office" and "Extras". Merchant is awesome.

[Josh2209]

Purely from the uploads and clips chosen, especially in this video, I could definitely fall in love with Kimbahley

Smerch is my hero

[CURLS456]

what a fitting song. straight up gangster.

[Agadalif]

fucking hated karl when he had a go at stevens looks.. i mean, he looks alot better then the shaved monkey

[LaFrouFrou]

i can´t belive that 7 people gave this vid the thumbs down! what the hell is wrong with them? it´s well made and steve is one of the funniest people...

[harryhugo94]

great vid. well produced. shows him at his best.

[amtek666]

Muffin

[clockiewitch]

he's so hilarious and sexy

[WKaliberr]

I would let Stephen Merchant fuck my sister

[faraz1729]

"Sheep shaggin, inbreeding, ... slavery. Famous for loads of stuff."

Hahahaha, one of my favorite lines from the show.

[TheBlacks198]

1:32 is my absolute FAVOURITE Extra's moment!!

[Sepheim]

My word, this is the most perfect compilation of Steve Merchant's greatest moments I've ever seen, nice work!

[nerdgirlism]

ha ha i could watch this forever, smerch is gorgeous X)

[IzzardManiac]

God I love Smerch <3

Don't remember whoever asked this, but yeah, Steve punched Karl once on air, and slapped him on another show..

[HellsHighwayTrooper]

@IzzardManiac It wasnt a sereous punch

[luciboy1]

Das lanky pissen streak!

[JamesAOK]

"But Steve, you know you look a little bit odd."

Karl, seriously. Look. Mirror. In.

[JamesAOK]

Karl can shut his bald round face. Steve's a legendary genius, Karl is a legendary Manc twat.

[Kimbahley]

@JamesAOK haha! That made my day. Didn't Steve punch Karl once live on air?

[JamesAOK]

@Kimbahley Yes, and deservedly so.

[slytown]

@Kimbahley I missed this. When was it?

[RobertoWatchin]

@Kimbahley  i think Steve has given Karl 1 dead arm, 1 kiss for Xmas & held him down while Ricky inserts his nipple into Karl's mouthus

[megasicnic13]

@Kimbahley hes punched and slapped karl on air several times

[LJBanc]

@Kimbahley he chased him and slapped him

[MilesBennetDyson]

A bit bulbous.

[rdgloveshouse]

x SMERCH x

this video was brill x

[johnnygannerss]

cant wait for brent to be in american office :D  THE BRENTMIESTER GENERAL

[findnpost]

this was edited on a mac 3:22 : )

[ytzuigt]

I love this video

[greeneyedmnster]

Stephen is just as funny as Ricky but in a less mean way.

[najtrows]

will you be sleeping alone again?

if i play my cards right! :D :D:D:D:D:D

[LeoTheBoy]

Favorite Steve moment on the Podcasts:

Karl is talking about autism, saying it's almost like having a superpower.

Without missing a beat, Steve says, "Yeah, like Rain *Man*...."

[radiolands]

haha thats one of my favorites too

[spntneous]

He is funny on another level than Ricky. His comments and sharp humor have made me laugh more than Ricky during the podcasts and audiobooks. I love him :D I hope he ends up doing standup. Would've been great, cus' I guess he is the one who made up most of the hilarities in Extras :)

[Kimbahley]

He does do stand-up, doesn't he? I think you can find one of his routines online. It's very Merchanty.

[stevenuuu1212]

At 4:40 Steve looks like John Shuttleworth, and Ricky's coat looks massive for him!

Long live the duo!

[ch1mpanzeethat]

Love how you've included Karl's disses on him too.

Excellent vid, 5 Stars

[honeyglamourdancehug]

lovin the smerch :)

[philly500go]

brill ,pmsl ,5 stars m8

[SubZereon]

love how ricky and steve combine so well and talk of each other jokes

[2007PHATE]

Very underrated, one of my favourite people! Love his sense of humour

[Maria8501]

That's brilliant thanks love the Smerch

[andyf2280]

are you going to drink them both tonight?

who are you....me mother? class

[viewright]

ummmmm love me some Stephen- makes me wanna do what the Brits do - SNOG yummy

[andrewmanford]

outstanding comedic acting in extras

[Braddurs]

"...BULbous" I love the way he says it!! Steve is a really good actor

[viewright]

me too I love BULBUS

[nobrakesukspeedway]

great work.. love that

[JamesAOK]

This is good, like some sort of Smerch infused trippy dream.

[StereoTypeA]

@JamesAOK hell yes lol. Now if only I could really have a dream like that.

[carlson2306]

Good ol' smerch. Gotta love him :)

[lookingatmykoolshoes]

Steve Merchant- he's so hot, like a curry.

[nietzsche123456]

Stephen Merchant is a gangster ass nigger who plays his cards right

[rubrbandball]

@nietzsche123456 Yes the queen actually granted him the title "Gangster Ass Nigger" Stephen Merchant. I think it is right below knighthood

[MisterShawnLight]

@nietzsche123456 quite offensive when you end it with an "er" mate..."ga" not "er" Cheers!

[LewizX90]

@nietzsche123456 And they're all Full Houses?

[Nudiford]

That was a good edit. Thanks for posting. Love Steve Merchant.

[Hufflewaffle]

58008

[ecataldo]

Where did you get the bit around 3:35? it's from the podcast right? Do you happen to remember the season/episode?

[bconn05]

I'm 99% sure that part is from the XFM second season...it's definitely from the XFM shows though that aren't available to buy I'm afraid, as far as I know

[lucelli1chivas]

They are now playing 24/7 on iTunes.

[bconn05]

Sorry, What do you mean?! I have gotten all the podcasts and audiobooks on itunes but the XFM shows that were done are only available illegally as far as I know, unless you know a way around it?! I have them already but it'd be great if iTunes had them! B

[lucelli1chivas]

Yeah, iTunes plays it continuously now...legally...and, yes FREE! It was just launched 2 or 3 days ago. I found it on Karl's new website. If you go to pilkipedia, there is a link there to his new site, and on the main page there is a link to iTunes playing the shows.

[Kimbahley]

What? Is this like a radio station? I've got to check it out.

[lucelli1chivas]

I suppose that you could call it that; it does play like a radio station. The only way that I opened it was from Karl Pilkington's new website. I don't think I can post the link here, but perhaps I can send it to you in a message. Anyway, it's great, the show plays 24/7!!

[percydogg]

this was awsome, steve is the mad

[WKaliber1]

Stephen is a gangsta playa!

[lindseypiers]

the muffin bit is hilarious

[yahoooutstanding]

I don't know what the songs called, but it's a re mix of the song that's played in Office Space. Brilliant film, brilliant man.

[AudiTy01]

Thanks for this :)

[booboobearcubby]

"Would you like a lovely bit of muffin? Have a lovely bit of muffin." Funniest line in the whole series. That, and the wanking scene.

Steve is brilliant. Sexy as hell, too.

[richie616799]

Brilliant vid, well done. Only really got to know him on extras, then starting listening to the old shows on xfm. In many ways a lot funnier than Ricky.

[Kimbahley]

Poor Steve always gets the short side of the stick in almost every respect and isn't as appreciated as he should be. This morning I listened to the show where Jonathan Ross and Karl were invited to Ricky's birthday party and Steve wasn't because there wasn't enough room for him:

Ricky: "You can come to my birthday; not this year but next year. I'll have known you seven or eight years so... then..."

Steve: "Should I wear the waiter's uniform again?"

[ecataldo]

Oh man, do you know what episode of the podcast that was?

I love Steve so much and this is an oustanding video! *favorites video* awesome work!!

[trillian1212]

well done!

[Aristo73]

Whats the song?... Nice vid.

[bluesonicno1]

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta by the Geto Boys. Although it really slowed down.

[StveisKing]

awesome video kimbahley!

Steve IS King!!!!

[Sara161616]

I LOVE Stephen Merchant

[eddieh3]

Nicely put together, a lot of work has gone into this.