Many prophets and messengers including Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad peace be up on all of them were sent by the only true god to convey this message. The true god is only one. Worship him alone and keep his commandments.
In all this game, the devil is losing and at the end will be accused of everything because GOD don’t want any rivals. Conclusion: live at the full in the freedom of GOD (praying in a right form, following the INSTRUCTIONS in the Bible - keeping the 10 commandments - including keeping the Saturday as the 7th day etc.) instead of in the incapacity and limited power of devil because he is just a temporary puppet. Jesus Christ is our savior and our hope!
@Eye2EyeIIIV How is it pathetic? What's pathetic is the people nowadays who take personal offence if you suggest that these are anything but ironclad stories of truth. What Mel Brooks exhibits is modesty and a sense of humor that exemplifies that there is room to breathe in all story telling.
If we believe in God, we should acknowledge that we are not capable of understanding everything that God does. It is narcissistic to think that we can apply our own system of rational thought to God. God would inherently transcend such man-made systems of reasoning. Of course, if you don't believe in God, then this is all moot.
Those who think the Bible is just a book of fairy tales, I hope one day you will reconsider what you've said. The oldest religion, the only religion where God himself died for you and doesn't make you pay, the religion in which many people have died for because they knew what they were believing in, and guess what, history, archaeology, and science backs us up. This isn't a religion, it's a life style and relationship. What's the point of life without God? Please list me a couple of reasons.
you know the disturbing thing about moses and the burning bush isnt the fact that he was talking to a burning bush, it was the fact that IT WAS FUCKING TALKING BACK TO HIM that makes me think ha had a very large portion of magic musrooms that very morning
Mozes was a big prophet. Maybe one of the most important because he led God's people out of Egypt. Imagine if he didn't and they were killed?!?!?! No Jews today. Thank God for Moses!
@royalsteven ...and later on got totally fed up with their chronic disobedience, removing his protection from the nation, letting foreign armies invade, conquer, and take most of them captive, to the point where they disappeared from the world scene.
Like I said, so much for being "God's people". He allowed the whole nation to be wiped out.
Why do you have to highlight the negative aspects only?!?! The human evil?!?! It is not of God but of the devil. God is good and protects His children. Why else would the Jews, after all they been through, still have so much faith and comfort in their God if He didn't help them and wasn't there?!?! You have open yourself to Him and put faith in Him or else it isn't much use to believing in someone or something?!?!?!
@royalsteven Your knowledge of the bible is quite limited obviously. "God" made very clear to the Israelites his "love" wasn't free, it was contingent on their obedience. That theme was stated all thru the OT, beginning in the Garden of Eden where "God" drove Adam & Eve out because they disobeyed. You "christians" are going to discover the hard way that "God" hasn't changed. Most of you are lost, if not all of you.
How can you say I have no understanding of the bible? I just have another view/opinion of it. You don't have to read the bible with man's knowledge only but with God's understanding. With the Holy Spirit. Because God gave us some rules doesn't mean He doesn't love us unconditionally. Giving rules to live better lives is having love for your children. If you're going to break the law you will be punished. How else would man know difference between wrong and right if there were no rules to
seperate them? A prent gives their children rules and rewards their children for doing well and devloping in the right direction. You learn from making mistakes, from falling and getting up again, from having rules. I have nothing to discover. God has given us His Son's message of the New Testament for a new time to follow. And His Son tells us that God is love. Like I said, blame the devil and man's abuse of free will for all the evil and misery on this planet. Not God.
@gpk9 What led you to believe that to see God in that way? You know what the great thing about God is? He is never changing. He will NEVER stop loving us, He will NEVER give up on us, and He will NEVER force us to choose him. The theme in the OT is how we are hopeless without Him, God constantly took care of the Israelites. And you know what? He didn't choose them because they were better than anyone else, He chose them because He had compassion....
@gpk9 God told Adam and Eve not to eat the fruit because it would bring sin and darkness into the world. Yet when they did, He didn't kill them. He clothed them, but that didn't mean they didn't have any consequences. God told them if they did there would be consequences, and they did so. He keeps His word. You're right God's love isn't free. He sent His own son to die for us so we could have the choice to be adopted into his family even after we botched it in Eden. What greater love than that?
@lalalalalalalala6065 (All the following is according to the NIV Bible): God is all powerful, knows the future, and loves his creation. Therefore, why does God create people who he knows will not become Christians, and hence will go to hell? Doesn't seem very loving to me....
@Mag0Lag Would He be loving if He didn't give us a choice? If He had us automatically be Christians then we would be puppets and He the controller. He loves us by giving us a choice whether or not we want Him or not.He creates people who He knows won't become Christians but does it anyway because He's made it clear to us we have a choice. So we have to do our own part too. Even I sometimes wonder why, but we just have to trust that He knows better. Because we only see a little bit of the big pic
@lalalalalalalala6065 Your argument contradicts itself. If God creates people who won't become Christians, then he would have created the mentality in them, plus placed them in an environment (e.g. strong Islamic), so that they would make a choice of rejecting the teachings of fundamentalist Christians.
On a side note, please tell me that you don't take the biblical creation literally.
@Mag0Lag Not sure if you saw the other half of my argument, sent it to myself by accident, but it's around there somewhere. Look, God can't have anything to do with evil because he is only good. If he created us with the mentality, and environment, and everything else, it'd still be robotic. Yeah, he knows some people won't choose him, and you're right the environment would make a difference. These different people may seem good to us and fit to go to heaven in our view, but that's our view, it'
@Mag0Lag 's a worldy view corrupted by sin. We don't know exactly why or how God chooses some people and not others, but since we only see little of the picture, we have to trust that God is making the right decision. God is love. So we can trust him. God is love, but he's also the judge. God is timeless, so he would know if the person really would want him or be a real Christian or not. He let's us choose, but he chooses us at the same time. It's hard and maybe impossible to understand because
@Mag0Lag it's worldy and corrupted by sin. God is love, but he also is the judge. He knows best because he created it all, he knows what he's doing. Even we don't understand why others don't get chosen or don't choose God. We have the choice of choosing God, but at the same time, God chooses us. It's very confusing, and would take forever to explain. If you don't like it, or don't believe it, it's your choice. God commands us to share his love and the good news to others. When you choose God you
@Mag0Lag are taking a risk. A risk that the world will hate you, you won't live the most comfortable life, and that you will go in to danger in order to share God's love. As christians, we aren't supposed to sit back and do nothing, we need to go out into the world dangerous or not. If that means dying while giving others a chance at eternal life, it's fine by me.
I don't get you question, what do you mean by literally, like the seven days part?
@lalalalalalalala6065 Seeing that these replies are getting so long to write, I'll message you my email address, so we can continue this discussion off this page.
commandment number 1 shut the hell up, commandment number 2 there's nothing i can do about the sun, commandment number 3, there are no jolly ranchers they're all gone, commandment number 4 when we walk by a passing bill board don't read it out loud
My world history teacher told me that this is exactly how it happened and that there really was a movie camera recording the whole thing. The whole class believed him.
I suggest you to control your religious/non religious side. This is just a sample of the movie "History of the World, Part I" (there's only one part). In that 1981 movie, Mel Brooks makes fun of many historic events: The cavemen, the Old Testament, the Roman Empire, The Spanish Inquisition and the French Revolution.
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Please have reaspect to the GOD of Abraham the GOD of issac and the GOD of Jacob. God is waching u all all the time one day u will pay for what u have don to God. Forgive them My Lord because they dont know waht they doing.
@MikiaseKebede This is satire and no disrespect is intended. God is well aware that Mel Brooks is a comedian and isn't trying to insult Him so judge righteously without worrying about the letter of the law.
"The law was our guardian until Christ came; it protected us until we could be made right with God through faith" (Gal 3:24). The good news is that Christ has come. Christians are not under law but under grace (Gal 6:14) For either Christ must remain, and the Law perish, or the Law must remain, and Christ perish; for Christ and the Law can by no means agree and reign together in the conscience." Luther Commentary on Galatians.
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obviously you have alot of questions.....my opinion is that the bible is everyones own interpretation...use it for good or evil....you will know the difference
Fifth law. Honor of your parent so you will live longer? I don't fully understand "day will be long". But I think the land God giveth you is Earth?
Could be...I guess you appreciate "time" itself when you are respect of your parent.
Then the rest are no killing, adultery, stealing, false witnesses/lying, lust/desire of another belongings. I am confuse on the neighbor part. So it is okay to lie and lust of one whose lived far away?
Fourth law. It is an odd law but I think it's a test. For you will work for six days, and rest on the Seventh day. On this Seventh day, you must keep it sacred, to discipline yourself so everyday can be like the Seventh day, no? So work is equivalent to study and practice, and exam or review is "remember". Remember the codes on the Seventh day, and do no work!
I may be wrong. It could be a labor code. So there are no services on Sabbath day? Everybody stay home and lock their doors?
Third Law, there are no forgiveness if you impersonate God, for "wrongful" use. So that's it, "game over", you just drop dead. I am still skeptical of "wrongful" is the same as violation of these codes. It's a loop everyone.
Note that the second law allow "later" religion to exist, i.e. the Muslims. Because the prophet talked to Him and he change the laws.
First law, fidelity of faith or instruction. But leave open the action of convince the "heathen". Therefore, an action of sharing God's instruction. Sharing!
Second law, you can't be God in any physical or meta/pseydo physical forms and have followers. Only He can be God. But does believing in the Icon mean just following His words? or just believe of His existent and communicate to Him?
So are the main thesis of the Bible are these laws and why we should believe?
I still do not know quite understand the Bible. I am trying to study them. But I would like to know the result if we human follow/practice it as told. Then what?
We would have less conflicts? The struggle for one code of behavior or conduct are the main theme of the clashes of religions?
Because, when most violate these laws, they just ask for forgiveness. Therefore proving the existence of punishment.
MEL BROOKS IS MY HERO, "the loard gives u 15 *break* uhmm, 10...10 commandments" even being born in 1988, i gotta say, mel brooks is the man i wanna be
"The most holy Roman Church firmly believes, professes, and teaches that the Mosaic Law ... cannot be observed without the loss of eternal salvation ... Everyone, therefore, who observes circumcision and the Sabbath and the other requirements of the Law, the Church declares not in the least fit ... to participate in eternal salvation." -Infallible Teaching of the Catholic Church from the Council of Florence
@Jc40k1 Hellooooo Atheists don't have to follow any of them. Atheists don't need "commandments" to have a sense of morality. They have it by common sense.
@iadoregon What I mean is, Being an athiest or a christian niether makes you a better or worse person. Also, If you don't keep your beliefs to yourself why should I? You'd probably say the same thing.
@thor47odin You're mad. Except on the last one there, those sitcoms really do suck.
Daft Punk is the greatest music artist of the century. Pink Floyd can't even hold a candle to them.
And while I agree that the Road Runner and Foghorn are hilarious they do not rank #1 at best they're #4 on the scale. #1 belongs to Bugs and Daffy. Also I said Ed, Edd n' Eddy because they are the Three Stooges of this generation.
@OutlawRebel117 What generation? and who the @#$%! is Daft Punk? and you maybe right about Bugs and Daffy but I think It's just a matter of opinion. And Pink Floyd is the greatist band of all time, for me, but once again everybody has diffferent opinions, depending on when they grew up.
@thor47odin The generation that grew up watching them. And as for Daft Punk if you were a lot younger I'd call you uncultured. But as you're not I'll make it easy on you. Look for the following songs.
Aerodynamic, Robot Rock, (Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger...one title) Digital Love, Something About Us, One More Time.
Or just look up the TRON Legacy soundtrack and listen to that. Then you'll know.
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Many prophets and messengers including Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad peace be up on all of them were sent by the only true god to convey this message. The true god is only one. Worship him alone and keep his commandments.
islam305100 5 days ago
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747bumper 5 days ago
Hahahahaha Epic Fail!
zanstaedtler 6 days ago
the lord jehovah has given onto you these 15... (smash) Oy.
JOKER3852 1 week ago
I like this movie. A lot.
End of story.
The23Claws 1 week ago
Haha, I want to meet whoever made this.
MrJinglemilk 1 week ago
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In all this game, the devil is losing and at the end will be accused of everything because GOD don’t want any rivals. Conclusion: live at the full in the freedom of GOD (praying in a right form, following the INSTRUCTIONS in the Bible - keeping the 10 commandments - including keeping the Saturday as the 7th day etc.) instead of in the incapacity and limited power of devil because he is just a temporary puppet. Jesus Christ is our savior and our hope!
diptdipt 1 week ago
LOL I watched this in class and my teacher is like : ok.. Not the video I looking for"........... And my friend was all like what are the other five?
TrixieKitty227 2 weeks ago
@TrixieKitty227 Same here. I laughed my head off in class when my Early Western Civ teacher played this before we started talking about the Hebrews.
Kaiheart 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
@Kaiheart Lol
TrixieKitty227 1 week ago
LOL: He DROPS one of the flat stones. XD
AntiqueAngel44 2 weeks ago
Talk to God not about God!
PsychicJade 2 weeks ago
A Jewish guy mocking his own heritage... how sadly pathetic
Eye2EyeIIIV 2 weeks ago
@Eye2EyeIIIV How is it pathetic? What's pathetic is the people nowadays who take personal offence if you suggest that these are anything but ironclad stories of truth. What Mel Brooks exhibits is modesty and a sense of humor that exemplifies that there is room to breathe in all story telling.
89Sunbird 2 weeks ago 2
80 non mi piace?!?! È bellissimo :) geniale. Tanto da essere proverbiale! :)
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please watch ISUPK KING JAMES did NOT write the BIBLE HEBREW ISRAELITES BY Chariot235
tjblyden 3 weeks ago
I'm a stone slab and i'm offend by this
Rwesthuis 3 weeks ago
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lalalalalalalala6065 4 weeks ago
If we believe in God, we should acknowledge that we are not capable of understanding everything that God does. It is narcissistic to think that we can apply our own system of rational thought to God. God would inherently transcend such man-made systems of reasoning. Of course, if you don't believe in God, then this is all moot.
tomada36 1 month ago
Those who think the Bible is just a book of fairy tales, I hope one day you will reconsider what you've said. The oldest religion, the only religion where God himself died for you and doesn't make you pay, the religion in which many people have died for because they knew what they were believing in, and guess what, history, archaeology, and science backs us up. This isn't a religion, it's a life style and relationship. What's the point of life without God? Please list me a couple of reasons.
lalalalalalalala6065 1 month ago
One day every being Earth will look back at Religion and realize how silly the whole thing really was. Thank you for this classic moment Mel!
joeylodes 1 month ago
that was hilarious
andreawhite223 1 month ago
I give you the 15....
*drops stone*
.... 10!! 10 commandments!!!!
blazzered2 1 month ago
Oh my goodness.
Since it is almost close to christmas. I thought it was santa at first lol when I saw moses lol jk jk
SilverbulletX360 1 month ago
The last five commandments talked about this video.
11. Thou shalt see this film later on
12. Thou shalt not take it seriously
13. Thou shalt not badger other that already have a god, those are my brother's and sister's people
14. Thou shalt remember my two sons well, Jesus and Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
15. Thou shalt laugh well for it will make you healthier.
NewPhoenixFilms 1 month ago
@NewPhoenixFilms ok, only one.
NewPhoenixFilms 1 month ago
15. I'm just kidding.
proscribere 1 month ago 3
If you are trying to be stupid then mission accomplished.If not then what a loser you are
prittydeb 1 month ago
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NSwisher15721 1 month ago
how does moses make his tea?
HEBREWS IT
mrmrmrwatermellon 1 month ago 4
@mrmrmrwatermellon HEBEWS IT - I like it!
oldpossum 1 month ago
mountain=pyramid
Hillsillverr 1 month ago
why he didn't want to drop the rest of 10??
watanabe757 2 months ago
Hahaha classic!
TonyN737 2 months ago
thank moses he droped one 15 commandments thats alot
kAsHMoN311 2 months ago
Love this movie sooo much!!!
TheFlurryOfLight 2 months ago
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god doesn't exist.. he is as real as manbearpig.
Tretrebonghits 2 months ago
you know the disturbing thing about moses and the burning bush isnt the fact that he was talking to a burning bush, it was the fact that IT WAS FUCKING TALKING BACK TO HIM that makes me think ha had a very large portion of magic musrooms that very morning
MrSy82 2 months ago 10
@MrSy82 it's was not burning bush, it's was burning weed bush ;)
Fuckenazerbejan 2 weeks ago
16. Thou shalt not see this video again! Remember to make YouTube holy.
MrIntelligentdesign 3 months ago
think about it creationist, you never know for sure ;)
TheBAGman17 3 months ago
1:03 LMAO!!!
FromHyrule 3 months ago
This would actually explain a lot.
rmar67 3 months ago
I love it :) Hahahaahahahaah!
MsPinkaholicGrg 3 months ago
Mozes was a big prophet. Maybe one of the most important because he led God's people out of Egypt. Imagine if he didn't and they were killed?!?!?! No Jews today. Thank God for Moses!
royalsteven 3 months ago
@royalsteven Did you read where "God" wanted to wipe them all out and start over with Moses?
So much for them being "God's people".
gpk9 1 month ago
The Israëlites are God's people indeed. Why did you think He saved them, and protected them for thousands of years and gave them their own land?
royalsteven 1 month ago
@royalsteven ...and later on got totally fed up with their chronic disobedience, removing his protection from the nation, letting foreign armies invade, conquer, and take most of them captive, to the point where they disappeared from the world scene.
Like I said, so much for being "God's people". He allowed the whole nation to be wiped out.
gpk9 1 month ago
Why do you have to highlight the negative aspects only?!?! The human evil?!?! It is not of God but of the devil. God is good and protects His children. Why else would the Jews, after all they been through, still have so much faith and comfort in their God if He didn't help them and wasn't there?!?! You have open yourself to Him and put faith in Him or else it isn't much use to believing in someone or something?!?!?!
royalsteven 1 month ago
@royalsteven Your knowledge of the bible is quite limited obviously. "God" made very clear to the Israelites his "love" wasn't free, it was contingent on their obedience. That theme was stated all thru the OT, beginning in the Garden of Eden where "God" drove Adam & Eve out because they disobeyed. You "christians" are going to discover the hard way that "God" hasn't changed. Most of you are lost, if not all of you.
gpk9 1 month ago
How can you say I have no understanding of the bible? I just have another view/opinion of it. You don't have to read the bible with man's knowledge only but with God's understanding. With the Holy Spirit. Because God gave us some rules doesn't mean He doesn't love us unconditionally. Giving rules to live better lives is having love for your children. If you're going to break the law you will be punished. How else would man know difference between wrong and right if there were no rules to
royalsteven 1 month ago
@royalsteven "Like I said, blame the devil and man's abuse of free will for all the evil and misery on this planet. Not God."
Who said anything about blaming God? Not me.
"If you love me, keep my commandments."
There. That's Christ's definition of love. From his own mouth.
And yes, Christ is the one who gave the 10 commandments to Moses. John clearly tells us Christ was the "God" of the OT.
Nonetheless I love the humor in this clip. Mel at his best.
gpk9 1 month ago
We can keep on disagreeing but we just think different about this. I also like humor, as long as it's not blasemphous.
royalsteven 1 month ago
seperate them? A prent gives their children rules and rewards their children for doing well and devloping in the right direction. You learn from making mistakes, from falling and getting up again, from having rules. I have nothing to discover. God has given us His Son's message of the New Testament for a new time to follow. And His Son tells us that God is love. Like I said, blame the devil and man's abuse of free will for all the evil and misery on this planet. Not God.
royalsteven 1 month ago
@gpk9 What led you to believe that to see God in that way? You know what the great thing about God is? He is never changing. He will NEVER stop loving us, He will NEVER give up on us, and He will NEVER force us to choose him. The theme in the OT is how we are hopeless without Him, God constantly took care of the Israelites. And you know what? He didn't choose them because they were better than anyone else, He chose them because He had compassion....
lalalalalalalala6065 1 month ago
@gpk9 God told Adam and Eve not to eat the fruit because it would bring sin and darkness into the world. Yet when they did, He didn't kill them. He clothed them, but that didn't mean they didn't have any consequences. God told them if they did there would be consequences, and they did so. He keeps His word. You're right God's love isn't free. He sent His own son to die for us so we could have the choice to be adopted into his family even after we botched it in Eden. What greater love than that?
lalalalalalalala6065 1 month ago
@lalalalalalalala6065 (All the following is according to the NIV Bible): God is all powerful, knows the future, and loves his creation. Therefore, why does God create people who he knows will not become Christians, and hence will go to hell? Doesn't seem very loving to me....
Mag0Lag 1 month ago
@Mag0Lag Would He be loving if He didn't give us a choice? If He had us automatically be Christians then we would be puppets and He the controller. He loves us by giving us a choice whether or not we want Him or not.He creates people who He knows won't become Christians but does it anyway because He's made it clear to us we have a choice. So we have to do our own part too. Even I sometimes wonder why, but we just have to trust that He knows better. Because we only see a little bit of the big pic
lalalalalalalala6065 4 weeks ago
@lalalalalalalala6065 Your argument contradicts itself. If God creates people who won't become Christians, then he would have created the mentality in them, plus placed them in an environment (e.g. strong Islamic), so that they would make a choice of rejecting the teachings of fundamentalist Christians.
On a side note, please tell me that you don't take the biblical creation literally.
Mag0Lag 4 weeks ago
@Mag0Lag Not sure if you saw the other half of my argument, sent it to myself by accident, but it's around there somewhere. Look, God can't have anything to do with evil because he is only good. If he created us with the mentality, and environment, and everything else, it'd still be robotic. Yeah, he knows some people won't choose him, and you're right the environment would make a difference. These different people may seem good to us and fit to go to heaven in our view, but that's our view, it'
lalalalalalalala6065 4 weeks ago
@Mag0Lag 's a worldy view corrupted by sin. We don't know exactly why or how God chooses some people and not others, but since we only see little of the picture, we have to trust that God is making the right decision. God is love. So we can trust him. God is love, but he's also the judge. God is timeless, so he would know if the person really would want him or be a real Christian or not. He let's us choose, but he chooses us at the same time. It's hard and maybe impossible to understand because
lalalalalalalala6065 4 weeks ago
@Mag0Lag it's worldy and corrupted by sin. God is love, but he also is the judge. He knows best because he created it all, he knows what he's doing. Even we don't understand why others don't get chosen or don't choose God. We have the choice of choosing God, but at the same time, God chooses us. It's very confusing, and would take forever to explain. If you don't like it, or don't believe it, it's your choice. God commands us to share his love and the good news to others. When you choose God you
lalalalalalalala6065 4 weeks ago
@Mag0Lag are taking a risk. A risk that the world will hate you, you won't live the most comfortable life, and that you will go in to danger in order to share God's love. As christians, we aren't supposed to sit back and do nothing, we need to go out into the world dangerous or not. If that means dying while giving others a chance at eternal life, it's fine by me.
I don't get you question, what do you mean by literally, like the seven days part?
lalalalalalalala6065 4 weeks ago
@lalalalalalalala6065 Seeing that these replies are getting so long to write, I'll message you my email address, so we can continue this discussion off this page.
Mag0Lag 4 weeks ago
11. Thou shalt not talk about fight club
12. However, thou shalt go and see fight club as thy movie is awesome
13. Thou shalt subscribe for my, the lord's, channel on YouTube
14. Thou shalt use my name whenever thou engages in coitus
15. Thou shalt not take religion seriously. I created it for a school project. Thy teacher gave me an F :(
Morty4444 3 months ago 7
The Lord Jehova has given you this 15 *breaks* Christ! 10.. 10 commandments!!
considering the fact Christ wasn't born yet at that era hahahaha
bloodbath148 3 months ago
@bloodbath148 he said wait -_-
thendisnigh1 3 months ago
@bloodbath148 does he say 'christ'? I only hear 'oy'.
viridismonasteriense 3 months ago
commandment number 1 shut the hell up, commandment number 2 there's nothing i can do about the sun, commandment number 3, there are no jolly ranchers they're all gone, commandment number 4 when we walk by a passing bill board don't read it out loud
TheBlackViper1007 3 months ago
OY!
goldenthroat86 4 months ago
11. Thou shall not molest children.
12. Slavery is immoral.
13. Beating your children with the rod will land you in jail.
14. Stoning gays, or anyone else, is not holy.
15. This book is not to be taken literally.
JabberCT 4 months ago 95
@JabberCT I thought it was
11. Thou shalt not be a holey gay. The donut hole surfers are perverts.
12. Black slavery is immoral. White slavery is called Affirmative Action.
13. Beating other people's children with a rod is called being a priest.
14. If you a rich, remember to pay God on the way in. It's just like going to court.
TDS4UT 2 weeks ago
Hilarious!!! LOL
GrainSandful 4 months ago
@ProtestantIRA i before e except when there's c
RahBei 4 months ago
@RahBei huh?
ProtestantIRA 3 months ago
Moses:God has given us 15(one falls and breaks)o shit,10 comanmants only 10!
MrEspadadante 4 months ago
My world history teacher told me that this is exactly how it happened and that there really was a movie camera recording the whole thing. The whole class believed him.
lndescribubbIe 4 months ago
@lndescribubbIe are u in America?
ironhidef1 4 months ago
Wasn't God played by Orson Welles in this scene?
Rahheemme 4 months ago
@luigio94 i have humour you little fuck, instead of calling my God "imaginary" say your god, so as not to be a little intolerant shit.
Baconator5330 4 months ago
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Mt. SINAI: New discovery of an human HAND sculpted in the most Holy Mountain of the Bible
See, please, my new discovery -in a bilingual website- about a surprising,
and very huge, human hand on two rectangles, all of them excavated on the hard rock of the Sinai mountain:
webspace.webring.com/people/or/ramonetriu/sinai.html
Other research fo RRRiu:
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rrriu 4 months ago
I suggest you to control your religious/non religious side. This is just a sample of the movie "History of the World, Part I" (there's only one part). In that 1981 movie, Mel Brooks makes fun of many historic events: The cavemen, the Old Testament, the Roman Empire, The Spanish Inquisition and the French Revolution.
Aquel29 4 months ago
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TheServiceWeb 5 months ago
God says to Moses: Moses before I write the Ten Commandments I ask you do this first? Moses: Yes my Lord. God: Pull my finger.
DarthSideous63 5 months ago 11
Is in SRP :)
Savvyroks 5 months ago
SRP
LlamasEatStuff 5 months ago
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you really are pathetic
milad83300 5 months ago
This moses impersonator looks like a father christmass...lol
K4MR4N1UK123 5 months ago
Please have reaspect to the GOD of Abraham the GOD of issac and the GOD of Jacob. God is waching u all all the time one day u will pay for what u have don to God. Forgive them My Lord because they dont know waht they doing.
MikiaseKebede 5 months ago
@MikiaseKebede OK....show us the PROOF and we'll all obey # 11
wisedup 5 months ago
@MikiaseKebede u mad bro
MercilessShred 5 months ago
@MikiaseKebede Lighten up. It's a comedy.
mt22201 5 months ago
@MikiaseKebede This is satire and no disrespect is intended. God is well aware that Mel Brooks is a comedian and isn't trying to insult Him so judge righteously without worrying about the letter of the law.
moparmonster1965 5 months ago 6
@MikiaseKebede then shall we respect Caesar since he disrespect him too?
useurname123 5 months ago
Mt. SINAI in Egypt: New discovery of an human Face (NASA photosatellite)
See, please, a surprising image of human face with two horns.
Also a photo of a very huge human hand sculpted on two rectangles, all of them excavated on the hard rock of the Sinai zone in Egypt.
webspace.webring.com/people/or/ramonetriu/sinai.html
webspace.webring.com/people/or/ramonetriu/moises.html
rrriu03 5 months ago
"The law was our guardian until Christ came; it protected us until we could be made right with God through faith" (Gal 3:24). The good news is that Christ has come. Christians are not under law but under grace (Gal 6:14) For either Christ must remain, and the Law perish, or the Law must remain, and Christ perish; for Christ and the Law can by no means agree and reign together in the conscience." Luther Commentary on Galatians.
brianhyde63 5 months ago
Maybe this is why God did not allow Moses to enter the promised land? He lost 5 of the holy commandments. lol
iandhr 5 months ago
11) thou shall not force faith in me down other's throats
12) thou shall not hate other people for leading a different life style then thou.
13) thou shall not pick and choose which part of the holy book to adhere to.
14) thou shall not ignore these commandments.
15) God needs beer.
czs5056 5 months ago 5
Have some Respect for prophets
ahmer1 5 months ago
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2cyrell 6 months ago
I think that was my favorite part of the whole movie :P
billrock12 6 months ago
11. Thou shalt getteth the fucketh off of Obama's back(the same goeth for Justin beiber).
12.Thou shalt not maketh unto yourself a book/movie series about gay vampires.
13. Thou shalt not signeth every rapper with a catchy mixtape.
14. Thou shalt not releaseth the new iPad before I attaineth the first model.
15. Thou shalt not trade Colby Rasmus. (Go Cardinals).
cgsoldier4196 6 months ago 2
11. Thou shalt not listen to shitty music, for it is a stench in my ears.
12. Thou shalt shut the fuck up when thou knowest not of which thou speaketh.
13. Thou shalt not root for the New York Mets, the Dallas Cowboys, or the Los Angeles Lakers.
14. Thou shalt not watch any of the Transformer movies, and thou shalt not consider Shia LaBoeuf an actor.
15. Thou shalt be excellent ... Bill and Ted are thy inspiration.
tsartodd 6 months ago 3
11. Thou shalt laugh for The Lord has a sense of humor.
12. Thou shall try not to fall asleep in church.
13. Thou shalt not vote for idiots, maniacs, psychopaths or Hawaiians.
14. Thou shalt not divide by zero.
15. Thou shalt not run around seeing my Son in toast, reciepts, wall paneling or soup.
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@ProtestantIRA Hawaiians?? And why is that?? You make absolutely no sense at all you retarded piece of shit
ilovefrankandbeans 4 months ago
@ProtestantIRA what is so bad about Hawaiians...just because Obama is from Hawaii doesnt mean he is Hawaiians. dont hate on us HAWAIIANS!
808lindsey 3 months ago
@ProtestantIRA ¡Jajajajajaja! 15.1. ¡Thou shalt not pass!
EdiEllerymissing 2 months ago
@ProtestantIRA Thou shalt not divide by zero is my favorite :))
iDance1234 1 month ago
Anybody trying to have a SERIOUS discussion should just kill themselves
Motown49001 6 months ago
So that why we (human species) are screwed.
Toneai2007 6 months ago
The 11th commandment though shalt not dislike this video.
bertmustin 6 months ago 2
"A deaf man could hear you!"
atomicinjun 6 months ago 2
@atomicinjun WHAT DID YOU SAY!!
firedaemon94 6 months ago
Best ever!
InTheImageOfDNA 6 months ago
lol fail! hahaha
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Truthiracy1 6 months ago
obviously you have alot of questions.....my opinion is that the bible is everyones own interpretation...use it for good or evil....you will know the difference
ryan49er1 6 months ago
Fifth law. Honor of your parent so you will live longer? I don't fully understand "day will be long". But I think the land God giveth you is Earth?
Could be...I guess you appreciate "time" itself when you are respect of your parent.
Then the rest are no killing, adultery, stealing, false witnesses/lying, lust/desire of another belongings. I am confuse on the neighbor part. So it is okay to lie and lust of one whose lived far away?
UnitedPebbles 7 months ago
Fourth law. It is an odd law but I think it's a test. For you will work for six days, and rest on the Seventh day. On this Seventh day, you must keep it sacred, to discipline yourself so everyday can be like the Seventh day, no? So work is equivalent to study and practice, and exam or review is "remember". Remember the codes on the Seventh day, and do no work!
I may be wrong. It could be a labor code. So there are no services on Sabbath day? Everybody stay home and lock their doors?
UnitedPebbles 7 months ago
Third Law, there are no forgiveness if you impersonate God, for "wrongful" use. So that's it, "game over", you just drop dead. I am still skeptical of "wrongful" is the same as violation of these codes. It's a loop everyone.
Note that the second law allow "later" religion to exist, i.e. the Muslims. Because the prophet talked to Him and he change the laws.
UnitedPebbles 7 months ago
First law, fidelity of faith or instruction. But leave open the action of convince the "heathen". Therefore, an action of sharing God's instruction. Sharing!
Second law, you can't be God in any physical or meta/pseydo physical forms and have followers. Only He can be God. But does believing in the Icon mean just following His words? or just believe of His existent and communicate to Him?
UnitedPebbles 7 months ago
So are the main thesis of the Bible are these laws and why we should believe?
I still do not know quite understand the Bible. I am trying to study them. But I would like to know the result if we human follow/practice it as told. Then what?
We would have less conflicts? The struggle for one code of behavior or conduct are the main theme of the clashes of religions?
Because, when most violate these laws, they just ask for forgiveness. Therefore proving the existence of punishment.
UnitedPebbles 7 months ago
LOL.. I came here after someone sent me a Raptor Jesus and Allah saurus jpgs. What is wrong with these people. LMAO.
2Bjaded1 7 months ago
even a deaf man can hear you...
I didn't know we are that close...
watanabe757 7 months ago
XD jajajajajja
omar04031984 7 months ago
11 - thou shall not rape children.
12 - thou shall not bomb abortion clinics.
13 - thou shall not rip people off with phony faith healing scams.
14 - thou shall not be hypocrites and say you hate science and then purchase scientific toys.
15 - thou shall be dubbed retarded if you dont believe in evolution.
JabberCT 7 months ago
retarded lol how d fuck can anyone believe this bullshit?
thescorpionking2020 7 months ago
MEL BROOKS IS MY HERO, "the loard gives u 15 *break* uhmm, 10...10 commandments" even being born in 1988, i gotta say, mel brooks is the man i wanna be
dk5388 7 months ago
wat movie is this?
fagora9 7 months ago
What were the other 5?
11. Disreguard the first 10
12. Eve shall make all the men happy
13 See #11
14 See #11
15 See #11
wisedup 7 months ago 53
These 15... (crunch)... Oy... 10, 10 commandments lmao
HeadBangerAust 7 months ago
Jehovah - :facepalm:
SCE2AUX 7 months ago
No wonder the abrahamic faiths are so fucked up, Moses freaking dropped a 3rd of the rules...
Mythbuff 7 months ago
Leave THY ppl alone.
TheShotokanWarrior 7 months ago
One of the best schticks in all of comedy!
Delmarvellous 7 months ago
XIV. Women stay in thou kitchen.
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youneekk 7 months ago
lol a deaf man could hear you
enthos79 7 months ago
15: never trust a man in jean shorts
mdew90210 8 months ago
the reason Moses went up the mountain by himself: so no one would see the Chisel... :-)
YourGodsAreImaginary 8 months ago
@YourGodsAreImaginary Maybe Joseph Smith too...
Delmarvellous 7 months ago
The missing five commandments
11: Stop
12: Fucking
13: Fighting
14: Over
15: Me
CheezeFox 8 months ago 5
The Tablets were not rounded at the top, but rather rectangles, with sharp corners.
polegin 8 months ago
@polegin
Were you there polegin?
That's great, I have always wondered. What shoes did Moses wear? People always say sandles, but I think he seemed like more of a pumps kinda guy!
:P
God B. Less!
Paul2uall 7 months ago
"The most holy Roman Church firmly believes, professes, and teaches that the Mosaic Law ... cannot be observed without the loss of eternal salvation ... Everyone, therefore, who observes circumcision and the Sabbath and the other requirements of the Law, the Church declares not in the least fit ... to participate in eternal salvation." -Infallible Teaching of the Catholic Church from the Council of Florence
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"The Lord" is SATAN. Christ IS God.
fatimamovement 8 months ago
Lol I like how he says all pay heed, hear me, hear me when there's no one there!! :)
jacksparrow20111 8 months ago
roy west
2008Sameoldfitup 8 months ago
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XI. Thou shalt be respectful of thou's fellow man.
XII. Thou shalt place reason and logic above simple faith.
XIII. Thou shalt not use force of arms to spread thou's goodness.
XIV. Try not to be a cunt.
XV. Thou shall keep thy religion to thy self.
atchisrj1 8 months ago 16
@atchisrj1 nice one mate..
LifeIsJustARide85 8 months ago
@atchisrj1 I wish that was the case so much.
MKBoyardee 7 months ago
@atchisrj1 But of course athiests don't have to follow 11,14, or 15 do they!
Jc40k1 7 months ago
@Jc40k1 Hellooooo Atheists don't have to follow any of them. Atheists don't need "commandments" to have a sense of morality. They have it by common sense.
iadoregon 7 months ago
@iadoregon Common sense varies person to person.
avran89 7 months ago
@iadoregon What I mean is, Being an athiest or a christian niether makes you a better or worse person. Also, If you don't keep your beliefs to yourself why should I? You'd probably say the same thing.
Jc40k1 7 months ago
classic!!!
KarmaNinja69 8 months ago
"Oy"...that was the best part.
unskinnyboba 8 months ago
One of in 10 commandmets is Thou shall not kill. Can any christian claim that He/She never killed any.
ynrldh 8 months ago
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eldospawn15 8 months ago
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eldospawn15 8 months ago
11. Thou shalt burn thy Twighlight novels.
12. Thou shalt support Trumph in presidental race.
13. Thou shalt not let Snooki make meh a poof.
14. Thou shalt not let Red Bull give u wings.
15. Thou shalt let the bird be the word.
greendayfan4620 8 months ago
@greendayfan4620 Some of those are very well phrased especially 11 and 15 but on 12 to 14 here's what it should say. *clears throat*
12: Thou shalt make great cartoons like Ed, Edd, n Eddy.
13: There shall be two rulers of music and they shall be called Daft Punk.
14: Thou shalt not watch lame reality TV shows.
OutlawRebel117 8 months ago
@OutlawRebel117 your full of it.
12. thou shall make great cartoons like foghorn leghorn or the road runner.
13. Thou shall be ONE ruler of music and they shall be called PINK FLOYD.
14. Thou shall not watch stupid sitcoms such as Senfield, Everybody loves Raymound, and Friends.
thor47odin 8 months ago
@thor47odin You're mad. Except on the last one there, those sitcoms really do suck.
Daft Punk is the greatest music artist of the century. Pink Floyd can't even hold a candle to them.
And while I agree that the Road Runner and Foghorn are hilarious they do not rank #1 at best they're #4 on the scale. #1 belongs to Bugs and Daffy. Also I said Ed, Edd n' Eddy because they are the Three Stooges of this generation.
OutlawRebel117 8 months ago
@OutlawRebel117 What generation? and who the @#$%! is Daft Punk? and you maybe right about Bugs and Daffy but I think It's just a matter of opinion. And Pink Floyd is the greatist band of all time, for me, but once again everybody has diffferent opinions, depending on when they grew up.
thor47odin 8 months ago
@thor47odin The generation that grew up watching them. And as for Daft Punk if you were a lot younger I'd call you uncultured. But as you're not I'll make it easy on you. Look for the following songs.
Aerodynamic, Robot Rock, (Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger...one title) Digital Love, Something About Us, One More Time.
Or just look up the TRON Legacy soundtrack and listen to that. Then you'll know.
OutlawRebel117 8 months ago
The 11th comandment... Thou shall do the Dance!
BPR0421 8 months ago
Fuck religion,I don't belive in these shits!
baguvixoradea 8 months ago
@baguvixoradea What are you taking about? This is a joke. You know that, don't you?
186mjn 8 months ago
Who knew Moses was Yiddish?
tgrunau 9 months ago
@tgrunau Oy, vey ist mir! You want I should look it up?
koyunbaba73 8 months ago
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thenatural082693 9 months ago
0:21 :P:P
seanpatrickcain 9 months ago
that motherf@#$er doesnt look $h!t like moses...hollywood are sum lyin sons of whores
koolkidJavon 9 months ago
@koolkidJavon Because we accurately know how Moses looked like, right?
TheArgentCrusader 9 months ago
This clip shows my theory on 21 DEC 2012. Same thing happened to the Mayan calendar maker.
PinkFloydFan413 9 months ago