Christian vs John Cena In Battle Rap (Funny)

[TheWill1225]

Christian: Yo Tomko give me a beat

Tomko: Nah

Best part of the whole video though the rest is pretty funny

[meeh909]

Did you hear when Cole said perhaps Cena may win and Cena won that year

[TheWill1225]

@meeh909 Batista won in 2005 not Cena. Cena won in 2008

[drzkiid541]

RUCK FULES!

[rjessie12]

You dumb if you think that

[Neejlumpstar]

Cena sucks

[misslolsmileyface911]

@Neejlumpstar no cena doesnt suck hes a great wrestler...who sucks is his character thats why he is turning heel cuz even the people who chant cena sucks do the you cant see me hand motion when he does it cuz they miss the old cena

[Regenbogenstern96]

Torrie & John <3

[8r4nd0n777]

when christian throughs the ball it hits teddy long

[InGodshands7]

Christian > Cena

[619poopyman]

omfg cena wins!

[ReawakenedNightmare]

christy hemme is the best xD

[mae3plets]

Christian just got diss

[Eonizzle]

ALTER BRIDGE THEME AT THE END FTW.

[mdjmxt]

Christian got Totaly OWNED by CENA!!!

i want this Cena Back!!!

[TheGAMEFREAK512]

nah bro cena the man wish he was my rap teacher

[SuperMaximo20]

dang the girls are hot ahhhhhhhhh

[1994littlemissbieber]

cuz u like playing with balls hahahhahahaha that so funny

[xxlegacykiller]

im captin carisma im captin carisma

[raritanchick00]

To be honest, I like Christian AND Cena AND Orton. It's just my thing

[lilchris10kid]

funniest show ever, atleast after the AE

[twoot2]

Christian RULEZZ!! Cenas always been a joke! he wasnt even that good then ,trying to be a wanna be gangsta the punk.

[ekstianity]

Christian's the best

[007strager]

cena has always been the best

[187BURNZY]

AvilesFam6 wrestling is fake you dumb fuck....he doesn't act like that in real life.........I miss dezz days of wwe

[myaccountwalkie]

when he said wnna go out for some sausage or something was he talkien about his dick lol

[wizzi0]

FUN fact: towards the end of this video they start playing 'Find the Real' by Alter Bridge, the same band who is responsible for the wicked awesome entrance theme of the Rated R superstar, EDGE.

[AvilesFam6]

I Hate This Cena and Cena From Today I Will Never Like This Muthafucka and Why People Are Saying OH!!!! That Shit Was Booty Ass Freestyle. White Boy From The Richest Neighbor Hood In West Newbury trying to be a NIGGA If I Ever Saw Him In My Neighborhood Dress Like That Either We Will Laugh Or Slap Him Like A Bitch For Being Someone He Ain't. Cena will never Be In Christians League or any other Legend, Fucken Waste Of Sperm

[TheSHN61]

@AvilesFam6 What what a dumbass its funny how you take this shit way too serious

[wolfmankillem]

i remember watchin that it was like one of the first smackdowns i watched lol

[olivermulin23]

Is that Tyson Tamko ! it was in 2005? Time flyes :o

[ReeseBennett]

YO BURT REYNOLDS! Loved you on Boogie Nights, man.

[MichelleFan009]

I miss this cena!

[therockiscookin077]

fucking cena don't touch Torrie!!

[Paintinprettypicture]

christian threw the ball at teddy lol

[pReTTyfCkNaMaZiNq]

- Captain motherfckn Charisma !

[sybrenize]

christian : tomko give me a beat

tomko : no

LOL:p

[JESSE75946]

Christian hated Smackdown before.Now he is on Smackdown XD

[joshmorgan92]

CHRISTIAN:TOMKO GIVE ME A BEAT

TOMKO:NO

[TheEmanuel555]

Christian & Tomko Got Owned :D But Christian Is My Favorite Superstar On Smackdown!

[SvRImpact2]

cena rules

[lukedangerfallon]

tomko give me a beat. NO!

[RkoCenaDx99]

Christian can rap but cent is way better

[RkoCenaDx99]

LOOOOL

[RatsWailler]

Christian RULES !

[KerrDogga]

lol at christian beatboxing! and "try and beat that baby boy!!"

[Giggity594]

GIVE ME A BEAT.

NO.

[777cena777]

LOL he throwed the ball on teddy long

[nique91586]

nice rap cena you killed it man you living the live

[SxVaNm345]

t v 1= cool cena , meh cena suckd in pg

[arianna483TH]

gimme a beat. no,

[urlionessbebe]

ohhh damn.cena bebe is doped rapper!snoop said it himself!

[cenoevil54]

Christian:many of these trees, did she look foolish? and to use tools to you, are you going to watch? i'm attempting to resist, i'm tempted charisma released, i'm going to throw you out, for all want peace, just like dracula comes from transylvania, i'm winning the rubble, people want to make that.

John Cena: good, what their religion big smile, the contract because what the mile, we're going to scream, what do you share with the latest week, this is changing and i hope that's what your sex ^

[cenoevil54]

the fucking captions are a big fail

[nbamayne]

Cena needs to bring back that Ruck Fules shirt!

[TheGamer1131]

What year was this? Anybody please tell me.

[november2remeber619]

@TheGamer1131 2005 as it says in the description.

[TheGamer1131]

@november2remeber619 Thanks!!

[chico12307]

@november2remeber619 it must have been really early 2005 coz i stopped watching wrestling in 02 then starting watching it again in about june 2005 and christian and stuff werent there

[shanomacbry]

@chico12307 Well, it was at the Rumble, the first ppv in January, so...

[777cena777]

@TheGamer1131 2012

[QNZSLOKITO]

CENA : show me what you got ..thats cool

CHRISTIAN : O_O right now??

CENA : you said you can freestyle ..

lmfaooooooo that wus epic

[spiderboygtz1]

no one can beat John Cena in a rap battle

[SJFC316]

All the noobs that say "Christian is boring" obviously have only been watching the wwe for 3 years.

[november2remeber619]

@SJFC316 Damn right, these noobs need to do their homework on Christian.

[randyorton4evz]

@SJFC316 damn straight christians blody awesome

[lancem00]

@SJFC316 Heel christian is boring and I've been watching for more than 3 years.

[SJFC316]

@lancem00 Well that's your opinion.

[ITSOVER9000ish]

"You can pick my number, you like playing with balls!"

[dannyp206]

Christian came up short of beating THE CHAMP! But he was funny nevertheless.

[KerrDogga]

has john ever been in an interview where he just talks about his gangsta - ish days?

[anilate]

cenas shirt says RUCK FULES

[Dahue1983]

@anilate ive been wanting that shirt for awhile, do u know where i can find it at?

[anilate]

@Dahue1983 sorry no

[LuigiTheItalian]

good old WWE with bad words, now because of the god damn kids, everything is ruined

[CenaRKOwifey1]

what did john cena say to torrie?

[november2remeber619]

@CenaRKOwifey1 He said "Hey Torrie, you wanna go out for sausage later on or something?"

He's talking about sex lol

The days before PG.

[CenaRKOwifey1]

@november2remeber619 oh right! lol i love john cena!

[Achillesthegreatest1]

@CenaRKOwifey1

he said this is a very tough job you should be proud of yourself

[indiajag1]

tomko, give me a beat.....no!!!

[cage4security]

Christian's rap was BETTER than Cena's, Christian all the way.

[whitty3210]

@cage4security dude are you serious?cena is the best rap battler ever!christian didnt even have good rhymes.

[WWEvsTNA2011]

LMAO look at torrie in the background when cena said "tonites like ur sex life ur ass is gonna go down!"

[kellykelly603zz]

you can pick my number, u like PLAYING WITH BALLS ROFL

[RodgerDatpaperchaser]

you think you can rap, just caz u saw 8 mile xD funny shit

[xxCenaMeliixx]

xD amazinq. x)

[johnny135791]

the word on the road is ur peeps are week u like playing with BALLS

[DJReSatisfaction]

christian is a good raper but cena is the best:)) cool vid:D

[AlwayzMerkStar]

Cracks Me Up Everytime I Watch This :)

[mndeer29]

Cena: You can pick my number, because you like to play with balls. LMAO!!!!

[58okili58]

muahahahha john cena you'r the best

[TheZockerpower]

hahahhaaha lachkrampf^^  this is good rap xD

[thesmoothcriminal88]

haha! his ass just got owned! GO CENA!

[jaredhipfn]

Christian Captain Charisma rules But He sucks At Free Style Rapping He should stick With Charisma

[Bubba3D1]

Funny What Cena said To Torrie

[Bubba3D1]

FUNNY AS FUCK

[DivaMatchesUploader]

lol christian is better than cena (In the Ring and In Battle-Rap)

[ChrisPunkMaster17]

what did john cena say to torrie wilson?

[november2remeber619]

he said "Hey Torrie, You wanna go out for sausage later on or something?"

[JESSE75946]

@november2remeber619 , you mean his penis?

lmao

[november2remeber619]

@JESSE75946 LOL yh I think that's what he meant.

[ShootForKills]

@november2remeber619 John cena was better on smackdown

[SuperMaryseouellet]

christian said how do u think of that baby boy lol

[thewip3out]

Lol he threw the ball at Teddy, he played it off.

[TakerXL00]

tonight is like your sex night yo ass is gonna go down LOL

[barbarash]

"Tomko give me a beat"

"No"

EPIC!

[Cgthevillain]

Tomko, give me a beat. ...no

LMAO! CHRISTIANS the best!

[VictorEXTREME5000]

what did he said between 1:48 - 1:52 ?

[november2remeber619]

He said "I'm Captain Charisma, read 'em and weeps"

[death3445]

I would hate to rap against John Cena he would make me look bad lol John is awesome

[333tarynsxe333]

lol, he does look like burt reynolds

[DarkReaper1994]

Ugh... Cena's "rapper" phase was his worst ever. I would even go as far as to say it's even worse than his current "good rolemodel" gimmick.

[Rykou07]

yes finally sum1 who not on da gd side all day i gave yu a plus even tho sum little goody2shoes will probably give me a minus for dis

[fireboylolz]

John Cena sucks,take notice.

[chiefmasta31]

LOL " John cena in da house "

[marlboronegro07]

"Tomko, give a beat." That was classic I just about fell out of my chair.

[glich86]

god christian great

[jwforever316a]

Cena used to be great. Such a shame he turned into whatever the hell he is now.

[theahtjuw]

there are acting

[cjnovo15]

back when cena was cool :D

[nan960]

0:12 sooo funy

[codyp108233]

hahahhahahhahahhahhahahhah

[eclipse00000]

i just heard this with my headphones an someone said: "A fuckin legdrop" at 0:12 lol

[kylephanny]

u like playing with balls

[evolutionmasterx]

cena sucks,cena sucks,cena sucks,cena ,cena sucks,,cena sucks,cena sucks,cena sucks,cena sucks,cena sucks,cena sucks,

christian rules! christian rules!

[HeadStander001]

Cena rocks, christian rocks, evolutionmasterx sucks

[theahtjuw]

agree

[CenaGirlxx]

I WANT CENA BAK!! y aint he funny anymore!!??!! ggrrh!!

BE FUNNY. DO RAP. WORD LIFE!! LOL

[JeMiKimEraLdTreMiFaN]

he's now too serius

[jthekiller111]

LOL XD yea Cena rules!

[JMan1c1347]

@CenaGirlxx cena can't rap, his character is an annoying gimmick, every event you hear a bunch of sissy girls say "lets go cena" only to get overwhelmed by the rest of the audience that responds with a "cena sucks." and the only guys that like him or under the age of 12 or probably were orginally wcw fans..

[CenaGirlxx]

@JMan1c1347 NOt really bothered mate ...

[JMan1c1347]

@CenaGirlxx um... duh... you're a cena fan...

[CenaGirlxx]

@JMan1c1347 wtf mind ur own bussiness

[JMan1c1347]

@CenaGirlxx Learn how to spell business "mate..." And I can say what I think about Cena if I want so get over yourself.

[CenaGirlxx]

@JMan1c1347 Err.. say watever u wanna say laa, no need to tell me wah u fink cuz i aint really botheredd :L .

God! ur such a saddo !

[JMan1c1347]

@CenaGirlxx "laa...wah u fink... cuz... botheredd... saddo...?" I WILL say what I want 2 say, in case you didn't notice, I'm not waiting 4 your permission. And if you weren't bothered... you wouldn't keep leaving dumb replies saying that you weren't.

[CenaGirlxx]

@JMan1c1347 Can you like leave me alone u saddo and i will reply cuz i wanna buh u seriously get a life you tit !

[JMan1c1347]

@CenaGirlxx wow... are you that stupid that even say "like" while typing? this is the internet, so if you wanted 2 not be here whining you wouldn't have typed this garbage in the first place. get a clue.

[MissSuperRandom]

@JMan1c1347 leave her alone........ she can type what she wants and she not stupid you started this by replying

[JMan1c1347]

@MissSuperRandom when did I say "don't type this." oh that's right I didn't. you coming on here with that argument is idiotic, because it works both ways, I can say what I want to say too. And notice, I was talking about Cena, when the reply came "i'm not bothered" as if cenagirlxx was even a part of the topic to begin with. You want to make replies defending ppl... go ahead. But do me a favor & take your head out of your ass first, because the only 1 making it personal, isn't me. Thanks.

[MissSuperRandom]

@JMan1c1347 did i say that u said "don't type this" and cenagirlxx only commented about her own views, she never asked for a reply or anything.and cenagirlxx weren't bothered about your opinion about cena and that why she said that. you don't even know cenagirlxx. And my head ain't in my ass

[JMan1c1347]

@MissSuperRandom you saying "she can type what she wants" is implying that I don't already know that... which I do. as for her not "asking for a reply" this is the internet... and a website that gets billions of views a year, get over it..., and saying you're not bothered is implying that I cared whether she was in the first place... I don't. Your head isn't in your ass... it's in hers...

[MissSuperRandom]

@JMan1c1347 erm nope my head in her ass either it ain't in any ass so i don't know what you're talkin about obviously you're acting like a 10 year old yes i know youtube gets loads of views but she didn't exactly write everyone reply and i know that you know she can type what she wants but she wants you to leave her alone and no she's not bothered about you hating cena she not bothered if people hate cena because she likes him and thats thats

[JMan1c1347]

@MissSuperRandom No. I'm not acting like a 10yr old. You see I apparently am the only 1 of us 3 that knows the definition of the word "bothered." If you're not bothered by something then you probably don't feel the need to start your reply with "omg" now do you... not to mention you telling me to "leave her alone" implies that I'm bothering. All I've done is seen BS and pointed it out. And when you post a comment on the internet writing to everyone is EXACTLY what you're doing.

[JMan1c1347]

If you 2 want to keep insisting that I'm the one somehow in the wrong here then make an argument that isn't garbage, otherwise move on. But don't expect to not get a reply back in turn.

[CenaGirlxx]

@JMan1c1347  omg get a fuking life .

And leave me alone cuz Im not bothered abar wat u think abar cena, and if u like hatin on him just comment no need ta reply to my comment !

[JMan1c1347]

@CenaGirlxx newsflash it was never about YOU. The fact that your original reply was that shows how conceited you are. you asked for a reply back when you put yourself ahead of the topic.

[JMan1c1347]

and again... if you weren't bothered, then you wouldn't "bother" replying at all... especially with "omg get a life"

[CenaGirlxx]

@JMan1c1347 Go Away Now PLEASE, your an annoying tit .

Get a life if uve heard of one . And don't bother reply mate ;D

[JMan1c1347]

@CenaGirlxx You know what... you're annoyed at nothing. All I did was say where I think the Cena situation is to most people. Then you replied "I'm not bothered" as if my intentions were to bother you at all... they weren't. And believe it or not, it's still not. If you still want 2 keep having back & forth comments about nothing then keep talking...

[MissSuperRandom]

@JMan1c1347 thought u weren't going reply?

[JMan1c1347]

@MissSuperRandom I never said that, so I don't know where you got that idea.

[JMan1c1347]

In fact, I said the exact opposite. 

[MissSuperRandom]

@JMan1c1347 u said . But don't expect to not get a reply back in turn.

[CenaGirlxx]

@JMan1c1347 You still talkinn? :/

[MissSuperRandom]

@CenaGirlxx yep he is :/

[JMan1c1347]

@MissSuperRandom DON'T expect to NOT... did you both miss that...

[JMan1c1347]

lol...

[MissSuperRandom]

@JMan1c1347 everyone makes mistakes 

[JMan1c1347]

@CenaGirlxx You saying "you still talkin?" is talking also, so you can ask yourself that same question too, because you wouldn't be getting this reply if you weren't...lol... You can't complain about someone talking & be surprised when you get another response. This isn't rocket science people.

[MissSuperRandom]

@JMan1c1347 did anyone say it was rocket science

[JMan1c1347]

@MissSuperRandom Seriously... that's your response? Apparently to you it is, because you can't understand the words "Don't expect to not get a reply back in turn." That doesn't mean I won't reply... that means I WILL reply.

[MissSuperRandom]

@JMan1c1347 I SAID everyone makes mistakes ok? and seriosuly that is my reply :) i know unfortunatly you're gonna reply

[JMan1c1347]

And of all the things to respond to there you chose the last remark about rocket science, & ignored the rest...lol...

[MissSuperRandom]

@JMan1c1347 yeah i did

[JMan1c1347]

@MissSuperRandom So you admittedly ignore whole responses & yet still think it's smart to reply to them... hmm...

[MissSuperRandom]

@JMan1c1347 no i don't i just donn't wanna reply to all ya pathetic comments

when i'm just sticking up for someone who commented on this video about how they liked cena and wantin cena back, you don't even know her

[JMan1c1347]

@MissSuperRandom You're not sticking up for any1 because I'd actually have 2 have been talking about her in the first place. What did I ever say about her... learn 2 spell? I talked about the topic & got responses from some1 only talking about herself. You don't know me, & that doesn't stop you from treating me like I'm picking on some1. Take your own advice.

[MissSuperRandom]

@JMan1c1347 you just said to her that she was bothered and asking for a reply and uknow what she told her opinion about cena and so did u, you like Christian whos cool and she like cena who cool too FINISHED

[JMan1c1347]

@MissSuperRandom We'll see how FINISHED it is then. Like I've been saying from the start, if you don't want a response, stop leaving one.

[MissSuperRandom]

@JMan1c1347 ok

[CenaGirlxx]

@JMan1c1347 ahahaaa... this aint rocket science either. I DONT GIVE A FUKING SHIT ! So Leave me alone and go shag a sheep or sumthinn :L

Aannd am commenting bak cuz i cant just let u win a stupid argument

[JMan1c1347]

@CenaGirlxx "Win?" Really? There is NO argument. All that's been happening is me saying what I think about the situation, & you getting annoyed & insulting me & telling me leave you alone..lol... That's not an argument. So feel free to not respond. But like I said b4. If you do respond, don't be surprised when you get 1 right back.

[JMan1c1347]

By the way... saying "I DON'T GIVE A F**ING S**T & later saying "i can't just let u win" means that you actually DO "give a f**ing s**t." And it's responses like that where you contradict yourself that have kept this whole thing from ending.

[JMan1c1347]

Anyways, getting back on topic, I like the way Christian gets the fans into all of his matches. Wrestlers don't do that a lot anymore.

[CenaGirlxx]

@JMan1c1347 Am scouse i swear at everything i say that dont really mean ir :L

god, seriously stop argueing ffor no reaason, u dont like cena cool i respect ur opinion !

THE END!