Crazy Soccer Hits

[Lakanen90]

love the third one :D

[AjaredstoneA]

So woould me playing soccer and basketball and football is being a queir fuck u

[JayOKiswinning]

Everybody shut the hell up. I play hockey and soccer and I know the freakin difference, the soccer team I play for rapes kids by checking them and slide tackling say it's for panzis all u want but I dont find soccer that bad. Although hockeys better

[MrNextGretzky]

0:12 nice bitch slap. that why soccer is for homos. play a real sport you queers

[robbienkennedy]

@MrNextGretzky id wrather soccer than you i wud actually pay for soccer so keep it in u fag

[bearfcker5]

@MrNextGretzky talkin shit on youtube is for homos. fuck off

[spaarvarke]

at 1:06 that knee is in the wrong direction o.0

[colourfulartwork]

I dont get why they call it "soccer", even though i am from Canada........ football makes just way more sense... and then our football here, they use their hands.... that makes sense. ;)

[deek16JH]

Wow i could barely make it out, terrivble quality...I play soccer, but fuck them pussies who dive fucking queers, i hate em

[kobyboy808]

imagine ray lewis playing soccer. hahaha

[themanbombfish]

soccer=homosexual football=men

[Halloween661]

@themanbombfish shut the fuck up football is for dumbass's who cant play real sports,real men play soccer they dont have the padding like you pussys do !!

[themanbombfish]

@Halloween661 Football players put on pads because we have NOOOOO restrictions on hitting. Little faggots in soccer get penalized for sliding at someone's ankles(OMG soo manly). People get concussions, break necks, backs, legs and can be permanently injured for life from football. Soccer does none of this, is extremely boring to watch being that it's a bunch of men passing and stealing the ball for 90 minutes, with an occasional goal. Your'e clearly a huge retard with a very, very small penis.

[Uzee13]

@themanbombfish No restriction oh hitting? Helmet to helmet? Late hits? Holding? Pass interference? Right No restrictions at all, you just tackle a guy where he has several inches of padding. Soccer players are the best athletes in the world... try to play it, you probably can't because your an offensive linemen that only sticks out his hands in front of him. Tough job.

[BillySabota]

@themanbombfish

1. The ONLY restrictions on hitting are if you completely ignore the ball, If you hit the ball first, There arent any..

2. Australian soccer ALONE, has more injuries than all united states football,

3.Most of those "little faggots" could kick your ass, no matter how much bubble wrap your wearing.

[AKoGWingman]

its all fun and gamesu ntil a soccer player hurts their pussy :)

[tehnoobshot5]

0:09... wtf

[ifergify]

play hockey or football... then you can talk shit bout' how tough you are, danm pussies

[pompei1968]

@ifergify gay hockey and gay football are covered in padding !!! you fuckin pussy!! and real men dont protect their balls like in gay hockey moron

[CashSmeller]

@slalomlover86 , lol, are you joking? you're the fucking snob behind the computer screen bitching about what we call the sport? lol, are you fucking kidding me? live with it...DICK!

[FastKid26]

crap quality

[jollyidiot]

jesus fuck were all of these filmed with a potato?

[metrotorful]

@jollyidiot

considering your name, maybe they were....

[CashSmeller]

@slalomlover86 , well, guess what: dick, not wanker you dipshit...dude, we can call it whatever we want and there's no stopping us...just shut the fuck up and live with it , asshole!

[slalomlover86]

@CashSmeller do you wanna be the hard man behind the screen eh? i understand you everyone wants their moment of glory.... you just had yours... twat..

[AEROBubblez]

A game its called rugby

[Eloybeast3]

holy sh** whats the name of that vid 1:00

[Justcallmego]

2:04 ......sit down bitch

[arsenalstar99]

jwkes



[TheBobby1bobby1]

love the graphics

[TheAbdollahi]

very funny

[GioDaddy19]

XD there's Maradona huh? 

[arneezie]

there's an H in thanks.

[martlierop]

verry nice video!

[17laxplaya]

song name?

[icantfite]

i hit harder...theres something called hitting them as hard as you can from the front...perfectly legal...unless you have a rip off ref

[LoveMePandaManiac]

not enough pixels

[goosebumpsgirlgirly4]

hahahahaha this shit was fucken hilarious but they over react wen the get hit lol

[ammissreem]

thumps up for soccer

[ammissreem]

shitt as footy watch and play soccer it's more popilar then footy because its in all countrys but not footy

[TheDartherick]

And people say football is a pussy's sport

[SADwindgirl]

bad quality - my eyes hurt 

[PBNation65]

Thumbs up for Tanks For Watching at the end. FAIL...

[stopthehatechild]

Call it what you want, this is the sport of bitches. Most of these are cheap shots and they hit like girls.

[GreatTimezYo]

@stopthehatechild hypocrite username

[VirtRaM]

just one problem with the video - bad quality

[bracethedon2147]

i agree with @Cplxkid316. if you think that american football players are so dumb then the fact that the average nfl player has to memorize 800 different plays then that might suprise you. and some one send me a photo of a soccer player playing american football other than kicker or punter. but you cant so you say pussy shit like " because your not worth it" or " well its the popular sport in the world" just shows you how many pussies there are in this world. look up football hits you dumb pussy

[rocklivesdealwithit]

@bracethedon2147 soccer hits are way harder than football hits. no padding if you don't like it, why even look this video up?

[bracethedon2147]

number 1 im not fat i play football and im a linebacker and wide reciever and number two sorry that i live in the most dominant country on earth where more people play football than soccer or any other sport... soccer isnt even the biggest sport in europe its cricket so that leaves what Asia? Africa? Yeah all the poor ass countries.. id like to see you go up agianst some "FAT AMERICANS" who play football in america.. see how long you last! and you can't play kicker!!!

[19215467346]

SOCCOR IS THE WORD FOR FAT AMERICANS WHO DONT GET THAT ITS FOOTBALL CUZ YOU PLAY WITH FEET AND BALL...

[stopthehatechild]

@19215467346

It's a bunch of faggots falling down if you want to get really specific. And plenty of Americans play Fagfall too. It's infected the entire world.

[rocklivesdealwithit]

@stopthehatechild you can go screw yourself your just mad because you know that you couldn't run and hit for 90 straight min. you probably play something dumb like call of duty all day so I don't think you can talk, also your called stopthehatechild, stop the hate.

[bracethedon2147]

its soccer not football.. soccers gay! oh its the most popular sport in the world yeah thanks to third world countries. if you spent all day in a mud hut swatting flies you'd think the idea of kicking a ball on a big grass field would be the greatest past time ever. the reason why US didnt succeed in the world cup is cause all the real men are playing real sports. like football has 355 pound men playing for 8 seconds at a time while soccer has 5 foot 6 inch fairies lightly jogging for 3 hours

[MrAppleTechUser]

zidane :P

[pivotmadX]

GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAL!!!!!!

[Cplxkid316]

Soccer is for Pussies.

[iTzSoCcA]

@Cplxkid316 your a faggot try and play it

[Cplxkid316]

@iTzSoCcA guy play american football. Soccer you can hit but it is nothing compared to american football where there are new rules just for the players not to get hurt and have longer lives. now that is a pysical sport not just athletic one.

[iTzSoCcA]

@Cplxkid316 football is a good sport, the only problem is itd be full contact, hardest sport no doubt, but it isnt, you have pads. it doesnt hurt when you get hit, i have played football before without pads full contact its not bad.

[Cplxkid316]

@iTzSoCcA it doesn't hurt your telling me u have never gotten cleated, (i no that happens in soccer to the extreme), a helmet to the shins, arm, or worse head on head collison where both players feel it and are dizzy, and get faced mask where you get whip lash. With out pads u dont hit as hard because u feel unprotected. When you have pads you feel protected so you run and put every inch of power you have into the person, and thats why it is so pysical and toughest sport to play.

[iTzSoCcA]

@Cplxkid316 basically, all that happens in soccer, without pads. so therefore you put my thesis into your paragraph. soccer is the hardest, most enduring sport, and is most popular.

[Cplxkid316]

@iTzSoCcA show me 1 head on head collison in soccer and show me 1 case where a player got a concussion from a slide tackle/boxing out not from being hit with the ball because although soccer is a very enduring sport it is also a pussy sport. soccer is a game about finess and technique and thats it. In Football there is that and not being afraid to take or give a hit.

[iTzSoCcA]

@Cplxkid316 i could show you all this stuff in seconds, but itd be pointless because you not worth it

[ahnilator123]

@Cplxkid316 football hits are not as hard as soccer tackles due to all the padding the players where true theres no head to head collisions but theres cases where the goalie smashed his head into the post and died yea theres allot of pussys who dive but watch the worst foul ever in the world! that happens allot and the player died in the vid

[Heatwave95]

who is the guy in the white shirt at 2:07 ?

[quintonchartrand]

k soccer tuff guys lets put one of these bitches against anyone in the ufc ;)

[Collorz900]

0:09 isnt soccer its WWE

[buthandwilson]

haha the third one was fucking G

[wallmartjokes]

u spelled thanks wrong

[FailureOfTheFuture]

no offense to soccer players, like i respect your sport but this is mostly just soccer players taking advantages to do something that is just fucking nasty like jumping and "Accidently" landing on peoples heads? come on. and most of the guys just act like they got shot in the face when they fall down -.- love the game soccer, hate the players

[oxsideswipexo]

these arent even bad its just funny as shit

[krunkkutz]

great ending :)

[1jdog23]

gotta love soccer

[TheDxd1234]

got to love soccer better than american football!!

[Zooxmx2]

look at ( 0:08 ) it looked like a kung fu move XD

and at ( 0:19 ) they fight like babys =.=

i mean look at them, only swinging there hand

[olenongelma]

dudesons song :)

[Beaverau]

hahahahaha fags they all run away lol thats soccer for ya

[elsimo94]

whatever you reckon, ever played football? then you don't know what your talking about

[jay23color]

@Beaverau 1st: its football, not soccer

2nd: those were stupid football players

3rd: Football is the best sport in the world shit brain

[slalomlover86]

football. No soccer

[aboveoath]

@slalomlover86 foot fairy. no football

[johncandler]

0:11 may be the coolest thing ever.

[FailureOfTheFuture]

i think he should take up wrestling :P

[draco165342]

the graphics sux!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuPr3m3HoStIl3]

lol too funny but some of those were bad!!

[Cr4zzY4Life]

19sec is a bitch fight lol

[azpod55]

1:10 is the best lol

[Olliewilkinson]

what fight like a pussy ?

[hogofago]

0:19 only a soccer player would do that

[Andzmaster]

hmm whats the name of the song?

[LighSpectrum]

Superman by Goldfinger

[theseskiebeast1]

i agree PastaBarron lol

[PastaBarron]

so i was all

"im ready to see guyz get hurt"

then im all

"WOAH GOLDFINGER!"

[koolguy613]

soccer is stupid people should play football instead

[iloling]

u just mad cause u suck nuts!!

[cookiemuncher9012]

0:09 ??

i didn't know ninjas could play football

[AtotheKnowles]

@cookiemuncher9012 dude ninjsa can do anythinng



[HancockSCFC]

tanks for lettin me comment. LMAO

[glos89]

i realize that the game is played with your feet but why cant the just fight like normal human beings and not all those gay jumping karate kicks. just punch the guy

[mrmurder216]

the flying kicks a more badass

[Tinkywinkylover08]

the song is Superman by Goldfinger

[mom0moo]

soccers gay footballs wayyyyy better!!!!!

[theairsoftbro]

this is futbol.dumb fuck

[orangepeanit]

soccer is rediculious

[jay23color]

@orangepeanit sure, like your mother

[jonasxx100]

haha xD

[ironheart901]

Sry to all you but you ppl who say soccer is a fag sport are dead wrong. If you've ever played a real game...and im not talking gay little park district stuff when you were a kid then you would see its 10x rougher than any fag traditional american sport. Its the best sport in the world and you cant deny....especially you fags who have never even played it. It takes 10x more skill than football or hocky or basketball. oo and by the way the song is superman by goldfinger.

[adamconnerlee]

word.

[yougumbo9]

coccor is gay you fuck tard

[koolaid450]

Obviously you had a few concussions playing american football because you spell it like SOCCER i made it nice and big for you.

[4M3A5C]

learn to spell soccer when u try to diss it u fag

[rockman2010zz]

SOCCER SUXSSSSS AND U KNOW IT

[4M3A5C]

hey fuck u i bet u like the sport cricket u fag so dont diss one of the most famous sports in the world STFU

[arsenalfan718]

fuck u what sport u play. hmmm. u prolly just sit around on ur fat ass all day and game.

[jc3morro]

what a joke

[TheDannybomb]

whats the name of this song?

[ktmguy119z]

i know it's five iron frenzy but i cant think of the song name start there

[TheDannybomb]

0:10 best take down ever

[dieEwen]

TRY THIS:

watch?v=EPd8IJjDdEQ

[CrazySoon9413]

00:04 cool man ... super tacke and super backflip !!

[slyde83]

1:11 LOL Bruce Leee!!!!

[cristianok7]

hahaha 0:09 Rey Mysterio

[ryandav08]

omg  football players are poofs

[monoman12345678910]

and 0:55

[monoman12345678910]

0:07... ouch

[Minipage37]

lollllllllllllll

[jraybay]

1:11  :O lol

[grantony14]

0:09 xD hahazhahahahahaha

lmao!!

sallu2!

[TheKaran99]

yoaaa der eine hat ja seitung gemacht wie die da rein geh nicht mehr normal ab normal

[AddALilIrish2UrGame]

I haven't heard this song since tony hawk on Nintendo 64~!

[sabeshemso1]

hey ass they have no gear besides shin guards hockey have a hole shitlode of cover i dont think you guys get ball shot at you 60mph plus so lik ass

[torged19]

1:13 was sick

[RafLovesMary]

nice musik

[Luckyboys4080]

:55 with metal spikes to the face. ow.

[TWDEUCE]

This is absolutely hilarious. These guys throw kicks and punches, and run like hell! LMAO!!! Not one of them sticks around to fight. What would these guys do if they ever had to actually play a REAL contact sport? HAHAHAHAHA. Great Video...post some more. LMAO!

[beats1n1shit]

soccer is a contact sport...more so than basketball or baseball thats for sure...

you've never played soccer have you

[TWDEUCE]

beats1n1shit: Yes...4 years of soccer. But, 29 years of rugby. You are in the USA, correct?. My last game of rugby is this June 27th in Frisco against the USA. If you are near San Fran, let me know and I will send you a comp'ed ticket. I think you'd enjoy.

[asdasdsadfasd]

what is song?

[83Hemsky5Smid]

wow i don't think that there is a more pussy sport

[beats1n1shit]

coming from the biggest gaping pussy in america...

faggot

[83Hemsky5Smid]

I am from Canada you fag we play hockey where there is really fighting and hitting

And when somebody gets hit in hockey they don't lay around on the ground crying waiting for some fag to come take them away on a stretcher

[beats1n1shit]

i thought canadiens were liberal...you sound like a hick to me...everyone's a fag except for you right. i play hockey, so suck my left nut. litttle cunt....probably don't even play hockey...let me guess you're tough because you watch hockey...lol

[damnyourestupid]

Wait, you're tough because you talk shit on Youtube? Go hang yourself.

[beats1n1shit]

wait, can you site the sentence where i stated that i think i'm tough...

oh thats right i never said that...perhaps you should work on your reading comprehension because right now you're at the level of a chronic retard...

[damnyourestupid]

"..let me guess you're tough because you watch hockey...lol "

" i play hockey, so suck my left nut. litttle cunt..."

Those seem to sum it up. Seems like you have a some memory loss. Fucking moron. Good try though.

[beats1n1shit]

he implied he was tough because canadiens play hockey, so i combatted that with, said sentence...i never said playing hockey makes someone tough, because i don't think it does...anyone can play hockey...then i went on to tell him i play hockey...so i guess in his book that makes me tough...and besides all of that...you said "you're tough because you talk shit on youtube"...it would actually be because i play hockey, which i didn't imply anyway...

you're getting closer...don't give up

[damnyourestupid]

Apparently you don't even realize what you, yourself, is implying. Talking "big" and calling names over the internet certainly implies that you are tough, albeit over a computer. Maybe you should look through that dictionary again, you're getting rusty.

[83Hemsky5Smid]

you hick? Nice fucking beek you fuck up

i actually do play hockey and i watch it too

you are retarded if you think that soccer players are tougher than hockey players

[beats1n1shit]

you're retarded if you think it actually matters who's tougher...are you 6 years old or what?

[83Hemsky5Smid]

I am saying that you can't say that soccer players are tough

i think you are 6 if you think that they are

[beats1n1shit]

and i am saying you are an idiot, which you clearly are...see what you are doing is generalizing (look it up)...are all jews cheap too, or all black people poor...no they aren't...although you and your small brain probably think they are...

watch a video of roy keane, onyewu (whom is 6'4" and weighs 220lbs)...and tell me they aren't tough...i can guarantee you wouldn't aproach onyewu and tell him he isn't tough...seeing as he likely makes you look like a gnome...peace faggot

[83Hemsky5Smid]

You are bringing up some guys that i do not even know just to say that some soccer player is tough

i do not care i am just saying that i hate when soccer players embellish (look it up) injuries

[beats1n1shit]

well the same thing happens in basketball. and nobody likes that side of the sport including huge soccer fans...that is why when players do that the whole stadium starts booing...and if the ref sees someone dive he gives them a yellow card...

[1jdog23]

it doesn't matter and we don't embellish injuries the don't (at this scale) happen verry often and( not to insult the players( are "Fun" to wach

[sabres616199]

soccer players are fags

[trapiche101]

ur a fag u stupid son of a bitch

[zaven2009]

you think there fags and your watching this video?? you son of a bitch waist of sperm. fuckin retarded fatt ass american

[subgrinder]

so i put 5 stars XD

[subgrinder]

loool soccer players are gay XD

[zaven2009]

your gay. you stupid ass american.

[subgrinder]

learn to speak english asshole, and sorry for you beatch but i'm french, you suck biatch, pay your ass XD connard

[zaven2009]

subgrinder.

learn to speak english? hmm i think you should worry about your english cause your not making any sence right now and what i said was perfect english. just because you dont speak english or understand it does not mean i dont speak english. stupid fuckin idiot french people these days

[awsaint25]

soccers such a pussy sport i hate this gay shit

[ilikepie2teehee]

if it's a pussy sport than why do they not wear pads and helmets when in football or hockey you wear the whole package hmm? suck on that

[trapiche101]

ur a pussy soccer players dont wear pads and helmets like other faggot sports

[zaven2009]

shut the fuck up fatt ass american. americans are fags with there gay football. with fuckin 90 pounds of protection on.

[Rawkfist1993]

that was a good video. man that was sad when zidane got throne out of the world cup. the italian player had been making comments about zidane's mom and zidane got tired of it. he should have kept his cool though. to bad.

[rosaliehalex7]

hahahahaha, i play and that was one of the funniest videos ever. omgsh, so funny! (: gotta love soccer.

[sabres616199]

soccer is a panzy sport they bump into each other once and their both out for the rest of the game

[devidia]

loser

[kraai1324]

Called a injury? really stupid american fag xD with your American football crap with these huge armors so you dont get hurt xD

[GIVITTOHER]

you never played soccer so shut up......

[zaven2009]

shut the fuck up you stupid ass fat american. go lose some wait before you talk shit about sports

[WaTeRpOoPfArT]

0:24 hilarious!! headbutt xDDD

[nick0413]

0:48 ahh the infamous brazilian dive

[drummerguysbrother]

yep, he never touched him :p

[nick0413]

best vid ever dude nicee 0:10 LMFAO i ha no idea rey mysterio played soccer

[WaTeRpOoPfArT]

hahahaha!! i was just thinking the same thing!