@rthosearms idk how to tell you this but, there is no such thing as blasphemy. Jesus said, "love your neighbor as yourself." b/c you know, he IS yourself. We are are one. The body is an illusion, b/c God does not create things that can be destroyed. That's the 1st Law of Thermodynamics: Information is not created or destroyed, it only changes form. Therefore, we are all one soul, and we are all a piece of God. I am you. It is hard to see at first, but you can feel it is true. :) Thk abt it
For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts than your thoughts.
No one is like God. We are in the image of God, we are not pieces of God, nor can we become God. God is transcendent of His creation, and separate from it. We are all sinners and unless you are reborn in the spirit, you will never enter the Kingdom of Heaven
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'Is it me, Celestia?'
'IZITMECELESTIA!?'
theguywhoannoysme 3 weeks ago
"iz it me jeeziz"
92yankeesfan 3 weeks ago
I LOVE YOU ROBO,UR THE BEST
StevceJose 1 month ago
oh jesus
wadafaqui 4 months ago
brilliant haha
slimsanta 1 year ago
"IZITMEJEZUS?!?!?"
blondepiratesarecool 1 year ago 10
jesus is a spiteful bastard
younghippo 1 year ago
@Digi250
lol thnx, never got what jesus said XD
now the joke finally makes sense
firegoat 1 year ago
@aPureG .....thats......nice to know.....i guess
youngmallet 1 year ago
ROFL
GuitarzMyThing 2 years ago
Thank you for this hearing impaired version :).
666Soviet 2 years ago 9
Get well soon
Tret64 3 years ago
LMFAO
Malthus 3 years ago
lol nvm about the other comment i figured it out lol..........
xfuck3nxcuNTx 3 years ago
ha the last part i cant understand what he said...
can anyone tell me what he said???????
i got bad speakers and headphones lol.
xfuck3nxcuNTx 3 years ago
to Judas: *said whining and mockingly* Is it me, Jesus?
Quillaninc 2 years ago
funny......but fyi, simon IS peter. simon was his name before Jesus renamed him peter (the rock/foundation)
youngmallet 3 years ago
the first 21 seconds are the best
PizdaTiMaterina 3 years ago 24
@PizdaTiMaterina
???
what's so bad about the last second that you excluded it?
firegoat 1 year ago
lololol jesus...that was so funny yet so blasphemous
rthosearms 4 years ago 13
@rthosearms idk how to tell you this but, there is no such thing as blasphemy. Jesus said, "love your neighbor as yourself." b/c you know, he IS yourself. We are are one. The body is an illusion, b/c God does not create things that can be destroyed. That's the 1st Law of Thermodynamics: Information is not created or destroyed, it only changes form. Therefore, we are all one soul, and we are all a piece of God. I am you. It is hard to see at first, but you can feel it is true. :) Thk abt it
FreeBeDrug 7 months ago
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@FreeBeDrug Isaiah 55:9
For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts than your thoughts.
No one is like God. We are in the image of God, we are not pieces of God, nor can we become God. God is transcendent of His creation, and separate from it. We are all sinners and unless you are reborn in the spirit, you will never enter the Kingdom of Heaven
blurryshiny 3 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA
omg, rofl
d0dgerdante 4 years ago 3
ROFLMAO!!!!
djkroo 4 years ago 3
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iiixxxxxxiii 4 years ago
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH so fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love robin williams.
KingSnak3 4 years ago 5
LOL.
tilltonightdouspart 4 years ago 3
This is like one of the best parts.
Alexiyana 4 years ago 4
that wasn`t stupid that was fucking hillarious!! just as Williams` each stand-up show
CactusG26 5 years ago 6
rofl xD
Kupo923 5 years ago 4
Oh, have a semse of humor or at least common curtesy. :)
Claraious 5 years ago 3
Fucking genius!
doutorcarneiro 5 years ago 2
That was awesome...
Sandman37 5 years ago
=D THat made me LOL
pinkchick180 5 years ago 2