A Date With Jesus

[kadafi5150]

Jesus does not exist and never existed, wake up people...!

[megazero1982]

funny ha ha ha, nottttttttttttttttttt this is the lastdays.

[ojspal]

Thanks for the kind thoughts, jackass!

[MidiPunk]

Jesus, that was bad :p

[LovelyAssasin]

lmao my kind of comedy :D

[foxasesino]

fun fun xD..yo ucall them ninjas?it just looked like some bad dressed thiefs lol xP

[FrambledEggs]

Rofl. Funny!

[bwildasi]

Jesus, using a butt-kicking ninja plan "B" for scoring a player's date that failed on a plan "A" guilty "invitation" for coffee with Catholic chick. So cheeky! As a teen comedy viewers are still forgiven "for he died while we were yet sinners" to demonstrate so great a love (Rm 5:8). Jesus big roast was his trial/execution: "We found this man perverting the nation, forbidding taxes to Caesar, and saying that he himself is Christ, a king." "He saved others, let him save himself" (Lk 23:2;35).

[iamlionproductions]

i find the whole christians wanting you dead thing stupid!! like isnt the basic message of christianity forgiveness!?!

[iamlionproductions]

i agree!!

[lobomau86]

Apostasy

[oktony61]

this is a blasphemous clip.

[huxdog]

fucken geek

[ellison8]

I have faith in God and Jesus, but

LUCANUS1 is a moron and the walking

advertisement that gives Christians

a BAD NAME. GOD AND JESUS CAN TAKE

CARE of Themselves. Our journey is

to follow, NOT SUPPLANT Them as the

judge and punisher.

[ericjones40]

Well, Well, funny skit, but the last person to comment on your vidoe is an idiot. I suppose he calls himself a christian...wanting you dead and all and posting a threat to youtube. Well, maybe you should make a short film to make fun of all the religions, it appears they all advocate violence and not turning the cheek. Good job on your movie, and may the last response you got, well may he burn in hell!

[LUCANUS1]

you make me sick you should be brought to the highest pinnacle in the holy land and dropped to your death you bloody bastard how dare you? why dont you try insulting another religion and see if you get away with it..too afraid of insulting islam or judaism? you think you can get away with insulting?be careful yourre risking far more.watch out

[ojspal]

Ooh, I'm scared! Who's gonna take me to the Holy Land & kill me? You? Listen, pal, I'm not afraid of you or Jesus or dumb ol' Mohammed, either. Why, not even the mighty Zeus can frighten me!

[lezxotic]

Just from reading your comments Floyd I have decided to NOT watch your videos because I can only imagine ohw offensive they are. Now maybe that person who threatened you won't really do anything but I am certain you've heard of Karma and it's inevitable that your ass will be grass minority white boy. OOOooh you're ssoo scared NOT! Eh, well maybe you should be.

[ojspal]

"Minority white boy"? A little race-obsessed, aren't ya?

And as for Karma... I'm not too worried about that. The only thing that scares me is the prospect of an Obama presidency. Luckily that's not likely to happen!

[lezxotic]

"A little race-obsessed, aren't ya?"

Give me a fucking break! Who cares? You assholes spend hours online bashing Obama, denigrating nim because of his race. Kiss My Ass, I will be obsessed over ANY NI choose.

"Luckily that's not likely to happen! "

How do you fucking know?

With any luck one of the brothers will "scope" McCain and "slouch" his ass, how do you like that eh? always alluding to Obama's assassination well Africa Americans, Latinos, Asians, We Have bullets also.

[ojspal]

What a beautiful sentiment. I suppose this is the kind of "inclusiveness" and "tolerance" we can expect if Obama ever becomes president.

[lezxotic]

"What a beautiful sentiment. I suppose this is the kind of "inclusiveness" and "tolerance" we can expect if Obama ever becomes president."

Oh Give Me A Fucking Break with the "innocent" Crap! I am so goddamn sick OF Conservatives WRITING THAT Obama WILL BE ASSASSINATED but the minute someone expresses the same sentiment about John McCain YOU ARE ALL OFFENDED, Puhleez!

YOU GODDAMN SON OF A WHORE. Is Sarah Palin ur mama? She's just as dumb! Now be a little bitch again and respond.

[ojspal]

What conservative has EVER written ANYTHING about Obama being assassinated? That's yet another figment of your warped imagination.

Two more things: a) I respond to you because I'm trying to help you. Think of me as your therapist. And b) Here's why I don't want Obama to be president: he'll raise taxes & spending, he'll be weak on national defense, and he'll appoint lame liberals to the Supreme Court.

You think it's all about the white man out to get you. Paranoid idiot!

[lezxotic]

"The only thing that scares me is the prospect of an Obama presidency"

Too bad you're to o stupid to delineate the reasons so I will you one:

Afraid of losing your "White Privilege"? You should be.

[saywhat321]

hey 'less-exotic'....tell us how you screwed Raquel Welch....we know how you love to brag....and lie....what a sad pathetic excuse for a person...

[phillipqu]

while i watched this video i got religion, all the time while i was watching i was thinking christ i prey this guy never makes another video.

[ojspal]

Hey genius, I just did one called "Bum Man - Hero of the Homeless." It's awesome. You should check it out.

[lizabethfinch]

that's pretty funny. i like your sense of humor. kudos. ;) i would have to agree with that sentiment...

[lizabethfinch]

that was the most retarded thing i've ever seen in my entire life. i can't believe i wasted four minutes and twenty three seconds of my life on this. jesus.

[ojspal]

You only watched it for 4 minutes & 23 seconds? That's not enough. Sounds like you need to watch it a few more times.

[lizabethfinch]

i can't think of any reason why i would. unless of course i underwent a lobotomy, in which case i wouldn't be completely responsible for wasting my time watching it again. good try, though. ;)

[ojspal]

You mean you HAVEN'T had a lobotomy?

[sandwichgirlJ]

dumb

[tastelikefrog]

Good job.......................