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  • Now we know where Bill Maher got his "New Rules" idea from !!

    30:50

  • Greatest comedian ever!!

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  • At 38:00, if you replace mall with internet, he nailed it

  • The mall people... HE TRIED TO WARN US!!!

  • Sometimes it seems like Oliver Stone directed this thing.

  • This man is so fucking amazing, it's exhausting haha

  • Looks a bit like Micheal McIntyre's depressed brother. Except he's a hell of a lot funnier.

  • obama hasnt done that bad. romney wanted to not bailout general motors and obama did which saved a lot of jobs. obama cares more about poor people than romney

  • wouldn't you have loved to have heard what he would have had to say about britney spears?

  • @jarago0 ...No. Isn't the point of his Tiffany/Gibson/Astley piece that the names are interchangeable with any mass marketed pop-gonk that comes off the conveyor belt? The subtext being, insert name of any current, manufactured, soulless dollop, here.

  • @jarago0 yea and Lindsey Blowhand and Snooki and Jersey Whores. He would have had such a field day in current times.

  • i really miss this guy he was my hero

  • i like that hicks is a big fan of rock music

  • @royalnaz1

    He wasn't just a fan, he was quite the musician in his own right.

  • i like hicks cause he kept it real

  • It's ironic that he says great people die, since he's dead....

  • the guy speaks truth for sure in a funny way cuz he can make everything meaninless....i think he doesnt like this planet and people and so do i...i would like to go somewhere else just like he said ''exploer outter space'' i think...and get a couple of trees and some dirt from that guy in tennesse and plant on some other planet to creat oxygen...live there..that would be nice in my opinion

  • vivid imagery

  • This is so good

  • What's that noise I hear it's rumbling it's quite loud it's bill hicks turning in his grave when they announced the smoking ban in pubs in the uk and the rest of Europe.

  • This has got to be one of the sexiest things I've heard in my life :

    56:00

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  • i dont think he could take Justin Bieber if he thought Rick Astley had no dick...

  • 0:27 min Sum straight up philisophical thoughts

  • @kidwidacake Thats Metaphysics dude

  • 0:36:57 Did Bill Hicks just Rick Roll me?

  • MISS YA BILL

  • Bill would be sick at what has happened to his once great nation. Oh but he would be in jail on pre crimes due to his opening statement. TERRORIST.

  • @MyKeith999 i just gotta say, that isn't true. i've said worse things to cops before, and never been jailed...for those remarks.

  • Bill is brilliant as usual but the guy who edited this is awful.

  • @SpockBoy second that

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  • So f*cking good.

  • 1:16:11 I have the weirdest boner.

  • rip

  • i have for once in youtube history found exactly what i was looking for.. and i didnt have to watch 200 wierd videos

  • 0:35:54 There's a video i'll watch on YouTube?

  • 37:00 rick rolling

  • Best comedian ever !!

  • Lana Del Rey sitting right to the stage

  • P.S. I just got hick roll'd

  • I was born in 1989, why did it take me 23 years to see this!? I should have been shown this as soon as I understood what irony and weed were!

  • @JingleJoe i know what you are talking about hehehe

  • 9 people are hillbillies that do NOT feel like a UFO...

  • replace mall with internet, and we have a prophecy.

  • Bill Hicks always made me laugh so much i thought i was gonna pee myself its such a shame hes not here now cause he brightened up the world, seriously guys check out his dinosaur theory xD

  • im pretty sure i know who bill hicks would vote for and its not fuckin romney or obama

  • The funny thing is that Keith Richards is still walking around , 23 years later !

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  • Somebody watched this standup, got halfway through, looked up Rick Astley and invented the Rickroll

  • Bill Hicks is/was brilliant. He was so right about George Michael. No one else had the balls to say that at the time I'm sure. There won't be another like Bill Hicks. He is definitely one of the greatest.

  • just cut her in fucking half with your dick like a buzz saw bwaaaah!

  • LOL George Michael did'nt come out till 10 years later!

  • That's strange! It sounded like he said: "I'd watch this Debbie Gibson/Tiffany spank-her-ass video at YouTube!" At around the 34:00 moment. WEIRD!

    Bill Hicks knew about YouTube before it even existed! He really is a prophet! :D

  • @mickmoart That's an interesting remark, but running a risk of being seen as a square he actually says: "There's a video I'd watch of you two"

  • @mickmoart

    "of you two"

  • I've seen all the other full length ones of Bill but this one has to be my favorite

  • @vdrive7 same here. this is probably one of the greatest standups I've ever seen!!

  • Thanks for uploading this!

  • My favorite american comedian - I also love Carlin, but when it comes down to the delivery, Bill is untouchable.

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  • 18:22 new ringtone

  • @jcoffee180

    i really like Louis ck but he is no bill hicks, and as a matter of style preference its hicks over Carlin for me

  • @BillHicksArchive EXACTLY. everything he says still applies more than ever

  • Great show but who let David Lynch do the editing?

  • Hicks thought so much like I do that it's scary. lol.

  • @BillHicksArchive who gives a fuck about your opinion either, u come across as an agressive twat over youtube, no need 2 be such a cunt

  • uhm okz in 35:50

    

  • 0:35:30 Dude sad Youtube on 1989 EKKKKKKKKK

  • @CeleronS1 "There's a video I'll watch of you two."

  • @BillHicksArchive He didn't say his comment was objective fact. Also sorry your fragile ego can't handle that his derp list that you were shitting on in the first place didn't have the people you would have liked.

  • The second half was absolutely horrible..he was acting too much and no jokes. Like crappy Dane cook..since the dirt half was fantastic, idk whether to give a thumbs up or down

  • @DJSRF wow...you have your own opinion but...wow

  • That was ok..the second

  • 9 people got their heads "fucked off" ..

  • Think Bill would implode at the state of the world today! His material would be tremendous.........G W Bush yall!

  • Man it's good to watch good old Bill shows ..

    Today everything sucks ..

  • There are some jokes on my channel <3

  • damn

  • @BillHicksArchive Geez. Way to make us Bill Hicks fans look like a bunch of whiney cunts. "I know these British comics and you don't so I'm better than you!!" Take it down a notch. The guy was only complimenting Hicks anyway.

  • was watching this in a library... got kick out cos of the laughter attack....

    loads of spitt on the computer... covered in sweat... crawlled out the door....

    apologising to everybody....

  • "incubus underling".... how prophetic.... 20 years ahead...

  • @jcoffee180 Bill Hicks is better than Louis C.K. man...

  • Hairy Bobbing Asses had me in tears

  • Fucking classic

  • Its unbelivable how people didnt realise George Micheal was gay, i wonder if bill would of felt guilty about the things he said....

    naaa! bills still spot on

  • @jcoffee180 Not a Louis CK? Really. I like Louis but mannnnn that is a stupid thing to say

  • Devastation of system beliefs

    BURN THE FUCKING FLAG !

    CASE FUCKING CLOSE !

    HICKS LENNON MCKENNA

    LEARY KING GHANDI

  • @jcoffee180 Hes better than Carlin.

  • @mrhnm Nobody is better than Carlin.

  • We live in a world where Bill Hicks is dead yet Dane Cook keeps doing shows/movies and shit.

  • @stickboy777

    Kinda ironic the same way Lennon was killed yet Barry Manilow still continues to put out fucking albums. We live in a sick suckass world.

  • 1:15 is pretty hilarious and gross. this guy is awesome

  • @BillHicksArchive

    The irony that this is your opinion, "who gives a fuck." Leave him alone man, just be thankful that there's one more person watching Bill's stuff.

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  • Nashville is too unsophisticated for my liking, Tupelo MS is where it's at!

  • ABSOLUTE CLASSIC ! Comedy Legend Extraordinaire !!

  • classic..!

  • Thumbs up if you discovered Bill Hicks on Anemia ;)

  • @BillHicksArchive yeah but what you could say the same and more for George Carlin what your saying for Bill, doesn't mean people don't have a right to think George is better or Bill is better.

  • Three words to describe Hicks's comedy: HOLD. BACK. NOTHING.

  • i clicked like before i even watched it.

  • RIP Bill Hicks you fucking HERO!!!

  • Just so good.. Stop being dead and come back Bill!!

  • @BillHicksArchive I agree completely, and i also think it's not Hicks fault.. Just bask in his brilliance.. And i also find alot of relevance in his jokes to European life too.

  • @AMN3SiAc20 Contemporary european life i meant, sry

  • How prophetic...George Michael is gay, the degenerate race spawned from the connected malls of the world - (pretty much the internet community) and Dick Clark, still, has not aged one fucking day...

  • @nibbles1637 ironically george michael looks half dead now and has smoked more pot than bob marley.so much the london met banged him up in prison for it

  • @SaintDonUK I've never heard that...ty for the insight. Smoking pot is a bit more culturally accepted in the US, he'd get a fine or his stash confiscated at most...unless he was distributing. Maybe looking half dead is attributed to him getting older but I've never heard of MJ having any long-term effects on the body. It will eventually make you slower than a slug, though.

  • @nibbles1637 sorry i left out important fact that he was driving each time he got stopped 

  • @nibbles1637 funniest time is when police found him asleep at the wheel at a junction

  • i am sorry for the people that did not understand it when they were watching it

  • @jcoffee180

    Lol.. Bill Hicks brings a much stronger message to the table than Louis C.K..

  • @Munstallstodes idk about that, they have two different styles and messages so its hard to really compare them, personally I find Louis and George funnier, I never really watched Bill before and I could only really watch up to 40 minutes. Everyone has their opinions though :/

  • the fact that there are people who watch people like bill and george give me hope that maybe society actually is evolving its ideas and maybe the next generation will have a bright future

  • God please help me. I need 8 hours of sleep, and about 10 at night. :) :D xD XD :O

  • If he was disgusted with America back then imagine what he would say about Bush and Obama today.

  • Bill Hicks would be absolutely disgusted with society today

  • This is by far my favourite of his stand up shows, he's on top form - a bastard and a true fucking hero.

  • "New rule."

  • "If money were a dick George Michael would be a flaming faggot"

    Errrrmmm. As it turns out...

  • Fantastic thanks for posting

  • Today's Mark Twain....a Genius.....

  • @greenhornet299 yesterday's - god rest his soul.

  • well bill hicks is good but he aint that good cause he ranked at number 19 on the comedy cental top 100 list.

  • @royalnaz1 Yeah but what do YOU think?

  • @royalnaz1 Good point. If comedy central says he's only 19th then it must be true. Michael Mcintyre is probably the best comedian because popular opinion says so

  • @royalnaz1 yeah and according to rolling stones 500 greatest songs list from 2004 bob dylan is #1, u think the same? nah didnt think so.

  • Horned cloven-hoofed wolverine ... And some kinda pale lecturing demon... 666 or 669

  • Respect from Poland for the Best Comic Ever

  • @AldusZ Spiderman?

  • One measure of a major artist is how much of his work is stolen. His Jimi Hendrix joke was used by Victor Lewis Smith in his programme 'TV Offal'.

  • stinky. little. peach. fish.

  • Fucking. Genius.

  • It's like this guy was taken from the future and dropped into the eighties or something. This is gut-busting stuff right here, wow...

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  • This is the BEST stand up act on video EVER! HICKS FOR GOD!

  • His face at 34:23-25 shows exactly why he did this job.

  • WHERE are the sex kittens?!

  • You got Bill Hicks followers in every country.

    Sweden has Magnus Betnér (also a stand up comedy dude funnily enough).

    While I respect these people for keeping Bill´s genius words alive by repeating them and not hiding the fact they were strongly inspired him, there´s simply no one ever who can bring out the humour like he could.

    His body language, his face expressions and his amazing voice.

    The folks sitting in THAT particular audience witnessed the best performance ever.

    I´ll envy them forever

  • Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration -- that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death. Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather!

  • ohshit... almost hit the dislike button stopping my monitor going into standby......... i think thats how these thumbs down happen

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  • @Slipknot7525: Besides... Though I am not here to start some horseshit debate about music, you best have a damned good excuse for liking Slipknot. A damned good excuse as in, "I made this YouTube profile when I was 13."

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  • There's lots of Bill references in the Simpsons

  • did he mention youtube in this? I think he mentioned youtube in this. The year is 1989 what

  • I swear if I win the lottery today and get 16 million euros, I will spend it all to find a way to resurrect Bill Hicks.

  • So... some artists have too small genitalia? I'm sorry, but his self-righteous complaining just strikes me as pretentious. Some of it was allright and I guess I respect him for doing what he believed in. Still, not my cup of tea.

  • This is awesome. Its so rare that you get to see a full length comedy special. Thank you thank you!

  • Best of Bill

  • The greatest!

  • Thank you so much for this...

  • the lady talking at the end is either fat, black or both

  • @GanjaKahn42O isn't it bill hicks talking?

  • @MizusawaMa0 I really don't think it is, if it is, then he fooled the hell out of me.

  • @MizusawaMa0 well, hell now that I'm listening to it again, it might be him.

  • "the door is a jar"

    I fucking died I swear...

  • well that couldnt be more perfect. 

  • 5 people are carrying the blood-engorged tick in their bowels, the beast's brood.

  • I love you Bill