Sweet Arianny... Please, please go to prom with me

[codeman95291]

he should just stick to jacking off to her LOL he has no chance

[austinr420]

arianny is the same age as me!!! WTF!!! i'm such a pussy....

[tysswe1]

this is sad.



[mrny25]

lmao good stuff 

[beet92]

Arianny got no ass, fake boobs, and an ugly chubby face...but ill still fuck her :)

[juneda33]

@beet92 your kidding right?

[beet92]

@juneda33 about what?

[juneda33]

@beet92 that she has no ass and a chubby face :P

[beet92]

@juneda33 yea man...just look...you should see her recent pics

[juneda33]

@beet92 lol whatever she looks dam fine to me :P

[tkotomy]

i want to break his fucking glasses

[thechaserv97]

I cant believe this worked

[apecodell]

i would bet money after prom she filed a restraining order on this guy XD

[1tristanpt27]

I bet that sign was originally in his bathroom. The cameraman: "WTF why is this soggy?!!!!"

[carddealer758V2]

WTF is wrong with this guy...

[kamionkami1]

wtf 

[KingGreqo]

How much money do you want to bet that he had an after party with the cardboard cutout?

[FireheadMK]

@KingGreqo  Prolly didnt need the cutout... he had the real thing.

[qw2589]

Average American man a wimp, will do anything for a girl. Be a man, ask her like a man.

[GZYbaby]

@qw2589 you don't know shit..



[qw2589]

@GZYbaby You sound like a very literate person. Shut your fuckin mouth before I break your legs

[GZYbaby]

@qw2589  whats the literacy rate in America again?? eat shit faggot..

[ballinx30]

omg i never want to be skinny again.

[74917]

I think he is OK, he is like the geek guy it's his act she knows it's good publicity and it works as he would never imagine she could be interested in him.

[wolfreytiger]

lyrics????????

[moneyxl00]

Creepy little fucker eh 

[MercuryLambert]

She's overrated in looks. Jessica Biel is way fucking hotter.

[74917]

@MercuryLambert ???? Jessica Biel is not a ring girl??? She is a Hollywood star!! Man that's like saying Rampage's wit is over rated because Obama is funnier.

[shotputgirl]

hahahaha @1:42 "I NEVER SAY PLEASE..... PLEASE.. DO IT!!"

[latinjguzman]

who knew a casio, a camcorder and terrible voice can get you a date with Arianny! I wonder how far a $50 check would get me.

[Jncwarrior]

The internet is a motherfucker!

[MrGodsmack667]

WAIT DID THIS WORK!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!

[jpfvorhees]

In the beginning i thought Marquadt was talking about himself. 

[AznboiY2J]

GSP is not impressed

[boardingpass04]

who was the blond chick near the end of the video?

[Mtlv0]

I wish I woulda said that to her back then

[mfiamski]

I AM NOT IMPRESSED BY YOUR PERFORMANCE!!!!!!

[randy602]

@mfiamski he went to prom with her.

[dohertyz]

Clicked "X" in the corner at 0:26

[astonishingben]

Gsp is not impressed by your performance !

[soth340]

@astonishingben

he couldn't andle is ridum!

[RastafarianFrog]

he may be creepy but the dude got to go to prom with one of the sexiest women alive (sexiest imo)

[Wh1teB0ii369]

Rashad dancing with that little creep was too damn funny!

[jayi1984]

bastard

[HIVisaLIE]

he got NO Arianny pussy

[sexuallpredator]

creepy.....mother....fucker

[SMBRANDT]

Did he hit that?

[showstopper316]

@SMBRANDT how do you NOT give a dude a shot to hit that when he does something like THIS for u? lol

[SMBRANDT]

@showstopper316 So true.

[041363238]

How the fuck he ever pulled that shit off I will never know but fair play to him

[MrHumerousify]

LOL!!!at the gsp comment''Shows who the boss!,you know''..im laughing my ass off HAHAHAA xd!,i still am not impressed by your performace D::

[ruisulol9000]

@MrHumerousify no gps said "SHOW HER WHO IS DA BUS, YA NO"

[MrHumerousify]

@ruisulol9000 still with that accent is funny,YA?..LOL

[ruisulol9000]

@MrHumerousify ya GSP is the man lol

[Krad787]

What? Really? This shit worked?

[safi29]

.....................lucky bastard..............

[johnjohnmajortom]

This guy is not getting laid i awhile.

[s10fisto01]

NO WAY?!

[Bacon22122]

he sings kinda like james hetfield when he says "me" with the "yuh" at the end haha

[chaplinshouse]

how's does that work though? i mean, so he takes her to prom. it's not like he'll be the envy of every guy and girl there. everyone knows he's not hitting it (esp after this video) so what's the prize? no sex. no envy. no elevated status w/the ladies. and why do blue balls appeal to him on prom night? everyone else will be getting laid while she leaves before the after parties. by then, every chick is taken. oh well, more power to him.

[illducky77]

@chaplinshouse we never know what if this kid got some that night? lol i would still like to go with her to prom youre with a celeb

[ConnorMacleod1888]

i would do it for a bit of ariany haha .. well done

[undecided8713]

haha gsp,nate,rashad were fuckin hillarious in this,,"show her whose tha boss" lmfao

[fighter1982]

I would take her out to eat at to a mexican restuarant, feed her some pork tacos. Come by next day and have her shit on my face and clean her ass hole jacking off....

then wipe her ass hole clean with my tongue...yummy.. I bet her pussy smells like strawberrys

[2strong2cool]

@fighter1982 no one gives a fuck

[coreyhhh]

@fighter1982 Man you are a sick bastard lol.

[GraveyardDave19]

@fighter1982 WTf DUDE!

[Oletos7j]

holy shit dude I read about it on maxim magazine.... you're crazy but good luck, you're living the dream of many of us guys... good luck!!!!!!!!

[howBizarre1988]

Haha funny shiet gud luck at prom

[joesumo26]

This kid is awesome. love the video. i hope it all works out. you deserve a shot kid.

[Reliccc]

hes not a VEERGIN anymore huh wanderlei

[joaopnz]

You should swap some words.... You may get lucky !!!!

ARIANNY DO A PORN WITH ME !!!!

[FunkMastaMegaFlex]

@joaopnz A lot of people would put in for that job. have about 10000000000 applicants

[AlcoholicSemenStain]

@joaopnz If she went to a prom with me she would be analized with no mercy. regretting saying yes to go

[hardyinc]

@joaopnz keep it simple. arianny do me!

[xstitcher66]

This kid is a talent! How creative!! Good for him. How could she say no to all this.

I want to see the video of her accepting an one of his reaction when she did!

[ariannypilarte]

LMFAO! My name is actually Arianny and my friend sent this to me on Facebook. I know it's not for ME but since there are like maybe less than 10 Ariannys in the world, I still found this very epic. I'm glad she said yes because no Arianny in the world could resist a reworked version of "Sweet Caroline" Lol congrats & have fun at prom :D

[batiken]

lol this is awesome

[cheeriohos]

i wonder how this guy got so many good fighters to talk to him

[redwings1414]

atleast it worked for him.. creepy little bastard

[mypsp310]

@redwings1414 lmao

[alexv6690]

@redwings1414 hahahaha, hilarious comment

[trickett369]

LOL who cares if she pityfully goes to the prom with this kid. She's hotter than anything that will step foot in there. The kid will look like a superstar. He will get to fuck anything he wants at the afterparty. Chick will be swinging from his nutsack.

[firedansr4041]

jokes on you.. shes going..

[Nokomisclub]

Don't knock this kid. He'll probably be a CEO some day.

[chilly162]

Question: Why would you go to your prom with a girl you have no chance to fuck or even hook up with. Would you brag to your friends about how you publicly embarassed yourself to get some girl to feel sorry for you? Weird shit kid

[Marcoraul]

@chilly162  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BURNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thastatue]

he's a stud man. he will definitely fuck it.

[RSB0171717]

@chilly162

couldnt of said it better the kids too desperate he's posting up weird videos on the internet telling her too goto prom with him

sad and pathetic and they wont be having sex soo it wont really be prom for him lol

[Asspooturk]

answer: i am pretty sure she would have at least sucked his dick comon look at the effort he went to

i have a feeling he got some

[StL33T]

srsly bro - just as firedansr put it: jokes on you. He got her say yes man.

[vessicator]

good stuff

[kapitanluffy]

hmm wtf?? but the t shirt is kewl hahaha

[evilsaint86]

What the hell is wrong with you? What a retard!

I hope she gets a restraining order soon.

[TheFuzzynandez]

What the fu** dude your going to ruin any chances of other dudes taking her to prom slow down.

[bgeq]

hahahahah

[AzCombat09]

were people wearing those white shirts at the ufc104 weigh in? i think i saw a few