"I don't like chancers, I don't like bumlickers, I don't like women, Iv'e got to go to a wedding tomorrow and I haven't bothered to get any gifts because you lot are gonna take care of that for me. At the end of the day you're coming back here, and two of you are gonna get fucked!"
If Alan Sugar said that not only would I watch the apprentice more, I would instantly forgive him for being an obnoxious tit.
I have to admit, EVERY time I watch the Apprentice now and Sir Alan is about to fire someone, I keep remembering Charlie Brooker's 'You're F**ked' line, class XD
for some reason charlie brooker reminds me of derick from sum 41 but fatter :/
davidofchinkov41 6 months ago
Hah! Look how sincerely that woman answers the question, "What's your name?"
PurushaDesa 1 year ago
He's wearing a fucking CROWN!
I haven't laughed so much in ages.
matthewmcneany1 1 year ago 4
"I don't like chancers, I don't like bumlickers, I don't like women, Iv'e got to go to a wedding tomorrow and I haven't bothered to get any gifts because you lot are gonna take care of that for me. At the end of the day you're coming back here, and two of you are gonna get fucked!"
If Alan Sugar said that not only would I watch the apprentice more, I would instantly forgive him for being an obnoxious tit.
atomicbreaker 1 year ago 2
didn't he make one of the contestants cry??
ha ha
he's a legend.
thegoodcocklife 3 years ago 3
You're fucked! Best catchphrase, ever!
FoxDougan 3 years ago 8
I have yet to see a bad charlie brooker moment... This is feckin' fantastic..
"Mr Brooker... you're better than prozac"
Rantomon 3 years ago 9
Charlie Brooker owns, TRUTH.
benjim0n 3 years ago 8
I have to admit, EVERY time I watch the Apprentice now and Sir Alan is about to fire someone, I keep remembering Charlie Brooker's 'You're F**ked' line, class XD
angelicMisha 3 years ago 3
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yousurfer2 3 years ago 3
Charlie Booker is a satiricalend!(A legend in post modern uberprose)
foffbono 4 years ago 16
for a second i though you might say bellend lol
EtherJunky 2 years ago
Brilliant. I've really enjoyed this series, best thing since Partridge. Will the BBC releasing a DVD of it?
mygoogletube 4 years ago 14
i hope so
richj005 4 years ago 5
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hes on bbc 3 he can only go so far you should let go moleman
usernamevunavailable 4 years ago
bbc 4 actually you idiot
tomplant9 4 years ago 2
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Hes on bbc he can only go so far you should let moleman
usernamevunavailable 4 years ago
charlie rules just how he rips the piss out of the most simple things u dont notice usully
his series r 2 short gives me a reason 2 enjoy tues
more screenwipe plz!
JackReeve 4 years ago 5
I know his G2 article is so funny!
deaconredwhiteandblu 4 years ago 3
may i have some red hands as well?
conventionalspoon 4 years ago
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Sometimes Charlie can be funny but he seems to be clutching at straws
usernamevunavailable 4 years ago
what are you? some kind of cunt?
Moledmc 4 years ago
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The truth is rarely straightforward and never simple
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