How to Survive Prison : Taking Responsibility for Things in Jail

[29Essan]

do inmates share toilets and see each other do #1 and #2 ?

[HEMAS13]

just stab your cunt to achieve maximum pleasure ,

i've seen u dirt split tails going at it.

any response will be ignored with great pleasure!!

[noobsmasher123]

@zidane583 i think its because of their enlarged facial features. im no racist believe me, but i simply do not find africans attractive. i may be heavily stereotypical, but i am not racist.

[Smithy2099]

@noobsmasher123 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'D RAPE THE CRAP OUTTA THIS GUY INSIDE! WOOT WOOT!

[Cupit29]

@zidane583 "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

[BubbaThePrisonBtich]

It seems to me if you had taken responsibility and changed your mind BEFORE you did what you did, then you wouldn't have gone to prison.

[ShieldWall76]

Figures a nigger it talking about Nigger U, i mean prison.

[KoH4711]

Btw, this video reminds me a LOT of something I've heard before... it wasn't about prison though, I think it was when my parents told me to 'think about what I've done' while I was up in my room... when I was 12.

[KoH4711]

So... these videos don't actually tell you how to actually survive prison, but instead give you "pointers" on how to NOT lose your shit when you're getting fucked up the ass?

Maybe I'll take responsibility and contemplate my life goals only after some guy named 'Bubbah' destroys my sphincter, how 'bout that?

[PsionNinja]

What a let down. I thought this clip was going to be on how not to get shanked, raped, or killed in prison.

If I go to prison, I'm never gonna wipe my ass during my stay.

[armalabama]

@PsionNinja now that is good advice

[AdrenalSurge]

@armalabama Lmfao, these convo's should be on the walls in L4D

[TrackStarAA1]

@PsionNinja lol if you dont wipe your ass, after they rape you, you'll have to suck some serious shit-covered dick

[fatimalishes]

CHANGE YOUR MIND!

[mattdogg65]

Ok first of all you can't take tips on how to survive prison from her unless you're a woman. Mens prison is waayyyy tougher and much more violent womens prison is like daycare compared to the mens I really don't get why they didn't interview a man for this since there are way more men in prison than women and men are more likely to go to prison. Yeah expert village really good job on this one

[1401JSC]

What's that leopard-skin thing she's hugging?

Does changing your mind mean cuddling soft toys?

[NightSent13]

Retard it's a pillow...there's another one next to her...and shes on a fucking couch what do you think?

[mccake13]

your not very smart are u dumbshit

[deathdealers111]

I wonder what her crime was?

[Ajeel06]

armed robbery....with a hint of drug smuggling

[deathdealers111]

How are you so sure?

[bbsmyname]

mmmmm i can hear it sizzling

[XxsleepysheepyxX]

That's uncalled for.

[Wiibro96]

Thanks

[bestSVMS]

and going home and getting abuse...

wow

and "it will end"

never heard of life in prison

so much for the will end part

[chrisjordan4life]

This is good but it is NO help for guys...Female and male prisons are very very very different. What she says applys to women in prison NOT for guys so guys...dont use tips from a woman.

[leticiasoma]

I think this girl is some kind of jehova witness o something. She have no idea!

[realitybender2121]

women prison is way better from male prison from what i've heard and ive been to male prison so i no its way more violent and most likely way dirtier

[stillmakinitinlife93]

Actually, female prison is WAYYY worse, im 15 years old and have taken a tour of the county penitentiary where all the triple x murderers and rapists and the rest of em go, and you can ask any inmate, guard, or person in the control room that the female prison is wayyy worse, one day, you just start out in a woman prison, and the next, your a bitch to a 6 foot tall woman with a beard, plus the women slice and rape each other wayy more than men.

[LRyanProductions]

Find the biggest, worse looking person you can and then beat them down so your not a prison wife.

[OtilioGuerra]

How To Survive Prison is a misnomer, this video should be teaching us Martial Arts. I know that if I get sent to prison, then I'll be forced feminized & Raped. Perhaps

[rulesofengagement]

LEARN to give blojobs and get use to ass rape u frakine imbeciles, do the crime do the time typical blacks going to prison very

[xklaudx]

u do realized theres only like 10% of black ppl in prisons

[airsoftmasters]

good luck in jail ppl.

[yamimakaiz]

lucky you!

[nemozeven]

From wich show is this, this is a comedy right?

[okslauqk]

if you change sex get some muzles and go to jail again i would finish watching this video

[ballackisdabest]

support obama

[homertalk]

Did you have good sex in prison?

[stormsgs]

this is teaching how to survive in prison? A woman telling you to "take responsibility". Yea thats going to help while five black guys are raping you up the butt or your getting shanked by your cellmate. Real helpful.

[HEMAS13]

@stormsgs dont commit a crime in the first place stupid, is that simple,

waawawaaw cry elsewhere but here dummy

[Xplodz]

LOL.

[Phobiaaphobic]

Hello!-I'm just posting a text on every single youtube video, and this one was next in line-P.S. isn't my name just Genius!!!

[randy95023]

A lot of people find Jesus in prison. I've been to churches where God could not be found. I've never seen a prison where God wasn't hard at work to help people survive and "fix" what got them into prison in the first place. They say you won't find "atheists in foxholes". I'd like to add that you won't find many atheists in prison either. God has mercy for people who have ruined their lives.

[randy95023]

-continued- God gives hope (and a way) for people to repair their lives while in prison. I honestly believe that there's gonna be a LOT of ex-cons in heaven. Thanks for posting your vids. -Peace-

[SleepySkeptic]

Right, but good people go to hell and suffer forever, simply for adhering to logic. Sounds like final justice to you??

[cardboy9]

atheist never understand..

[SleepySkeptic]

That's because you can't understand what has no logic.

[cardboy9]

i cant understand logic makes atheist not understand? watch what you say, idiot :)

[yamimakaiz]

over 99% prison population are religious people. less then 1% atheist. yes the religious people have best morals...

[lovecook101]

not because they're in jail doesnt mean they're bad...

some ppl there have never commited any crimes

[yamimakaiz]

yes, that is the sad truth about the system. i might as well end up in jail for no reason. things happen... still 99%+ and 1%- speaks for itself i think

[IdleBystander1]

Some might say we have the luxury of being atheist. Perhaps the experience makes one religious? Just playing devil's advocate.

[gonner709]

tradition makes you believe in god. nothing else. please note the lower case spelling.

[IdleBystander1]

I'd like to agree with you, but plainly there are converts. I would say these are people who tend not to have thought about belief or non-belief before, therefore being more "apathists" than atheists. The point stands, however: not all theists are born, some are made.

[gonner709]

that still falls under tradition. its a tradition of society as a whole

the way i look at it is. 5000 years ago we would have worshiped the sun and the moon.

3500 years ago we would be worshiping a number of gods.

2500 years ago monotheism gains in popularity influencing the religions that are embraced today.

Im not denouncing belief as a whole, but i'm saying anyone who thinks that there is one answer to lifes mystery is deluded from reality and sadly too many people are ignorant to this fact

[IdleBystander1]

I see what you mean. The convert wouldn't have independently come to the conclusion that he is being looked after by an omnipotent being (with a particular name and backstory) unless he'd already heard of it before.

[gonner709]

exactly. and im not even saying belief is a bad thing. because it isn't, its wonderful, it can give purpose and meaning to someones life. however in this instance belief found in a place like prison is usually fundamentalist. which is why i made my comments to begin with to provide what i believe to be an prominent factor in making the important life choice of your belief, because of the values and moral standards that go along with it.

[kb1644]

Who are you to tell me why I believe in God?

[gonner709]

those and the plain and simple facts of religion its why they call it "faith",because your believing in something that cannot be proven.

believe what you want. I respect religion.

but i also educate myself as to the history around it.

there's no way to deny what i said being true.

especially considering the vast number of religions that have been "true" to this planet at one point or another.

[kb1644]

there is a way to deny what you said. you said that tradition makes me believe in God. I grew up without religion. A few years ago I learned and realized my faith. You say you respect religion. Why did you use a lowercase g in God and then clearly point it out? I think you need to figure out exactly what you believe in.

[gonner709]

Tradition of society, not family tradition.

If Emperor Constantine 1 didn't have the Council of Nicaea and make Christianity the official religion of the Roman empire, you wouldn't be christian right now, thats a fact. I know history, and i probably know a hell of a lot more about early church history then you ever will. I'm not saying belief is wrong, I never will. What I am saying is that there is no one answer to everything, and just because it may be "true" to you doesn't mean it is for me.

[kb1644]

Constantine I had a vision of God telling him that if he ends the torture of Christians and becomes Christian himself, he would win an upcoming battle. He converted and he won the battle, so Christianity became accepted. If he didn't have the epiphany, he wouldn't convert. So doesn't that help prove my view that God does exist? He wanted us to believe in Christianity, so he gave Constantine the vision. So don't go around disrespecting other peoples views and faith because you're bitter.

[Piercepb1996]

religion is bullshit stfu

[Teim36]

i like swiming and i asume the fire is warming it up

[valu777]

And I saw thrones, and they sat on them, and judgment was committed to them. Then [I saw] the souls of those who had been beheaded for their witness to Jesus and for the word of God, who had not worshiped the beast or his image, and had not received [his] mark on their foreheads or on their hands. And they lived and reigned with Christ for a thousand years.

[johnbourbon]

why don't you come back in a million years and tell us all about it, Angel.

[badmafia]

lol kruso is funny

[BullyThePucky]

This chick makes Expert Village look bad.

[motorheadinjury]

ive been 2 yrs. 1st mind your own business,2nd stay away from gangs, 3rd if you need to, fight like a mofo. if you act like a pussy, you will be seen as a pussy [4 real] just keep busy with classes or work.my cuz is down right now til april. i think they should divide the prison system prison system into 2 seperate parts. one for non violent offenders[theft,minor drugs,prob. violators]then another for murderers,rapists,molesters!it­s stupid to put a kid in for car theft in with a murderer!

[kruso01]

this class is cool, im ready to go prison now.

[Willettes1]

you probly never even ben to prison wana be

[hsoj41]

It's so easy to survive. SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT

[BrianMcGooch]

expert village sucks

[stephen1206]

women prisons r alot diffrent and more vilent then men prisons

[BillyBobJoe7478]

no they are not

[stepzeta]

criminals!

[Adam986]

Where's the part about making shenks and hiding things up ur ass?

[THEGIPPER34]

lol

[SgtTravisBickle]

That's called "keistering" and you'd be surprised by some of the stuff that can fit up there!

[jakealomani]

i have better advice . how about jst dont do anything rong and u want have to watch these 15 videos!:)

[skwinkle79]

I thank god never been to prision, but I think women prision is not as tough as men's I mean if you are taking a shower next to a bunch of two meter guys who see you as a prom princess, that sucks, besides women are less violent, girls are more political, I've seen videos of american prisions, they look like hell on earth, better to stay away from jail.

[THEGIPPER34]

yeah really, sure don't want your cell mate or shower buddies weaving in and out the hersey highway. Think how bad foreign prisons are though, I've heard that US prisons are like their hotels compared to the prisons there.

[DaNVGangsta]

not rly

[THEGIPPER34]

not rly to which one??? I hope it's the 2nd thing about foreign prisons

[TexasStunter]

if i ever go to prison im gonna do what ever i have to do to get in solitary confinement but hey its better than being ass raped

[mikefilly]

i'm gonna be either a prison snitch or some ones wife for protection.

[GameReviews2008]

wrong if you go to prison you completly ignore every rule possible when you poop you should throw it at people,guards or inaminate objects haha

[marquarttt]

good im gonna go try this

[handidrummed]

How about tips on how to stay OUT of prison?

[HEMAS13]

@handidrummed do you need tips to stay out of prison?

damn then you must admit you are garbage!

[Digiscat]

@handidrummed Be a goody-two-shoes. This has been expert village, on how to stay out of jail. (Note : Its MEANT to be bad advice.)

[nathie2007]

Really good, good advice :) i never new any this but i did stay true to myself haha ;p