How to Get Girls 2 - Being Gay

[packingten]

Want a Girl?

ACT like a MAN HOMO! Girls like Men Not HOMOS!

[Israelzecret]

I think everyone can see your feminine side..lol

[Exodarion]

THAT WAS AWESOME!

[SweaterMittens]

Sorry about that... I dropped the soap!

HA HA was that on purpose?

[30jeremy30]

the bible states gays will be doomed to hell for eturnity! "Abandonded all hope, ye, that all enter here!

[SaylaFriske]

no it doesn't

[40feet]

LOL :D

Don4t like Tori Amos though ..

[kritz4prez]

"thou shalt not sleepeth.. with other boys"

hahahahhahaa!!!

[XxXRedSkullsXxX]

when you point it looks like your pointing

into the next room xD

[s0electrix]

"Music...it can be the ultimate aphrodisiac if you have the music of a playa" love that part

[hardudoooid]

what if you like In Flames, Arch Enemy, Wintersun and so on.. tip.. get chicks who likes metal.. they would love you for liking metal!!

[JoeandMikeShow]

You're a homophobe, but that doesn't mean i hate you.

[fibijoe2]

Wow.

You are gay, right?

Or no??

[antney1108]

Sad and disappointing. A genuine waste of my 2:44. I am glad Youtube is free.

[foodstooge]

there once was a girl from Red China

who put vibrators in her vagina

[i havent finished yet]

[mynameiscal]

The soapbox bit makes me laugh every time...

[julescavalier]

ahahaha, zack you are brilliant! :)

[vivahonduras1995]

he's PREGNANT!!!!

lol that wuz random ok nvm he's emo!!!

[reallycuteguy102]

LOLZ U CRACK ME OFF

[azizi3929]

tori amos?...i dunno about that.

[TYRANCON]

HAAAAAAAAAAAA MY EYES ARE MELTING!

[AngryPirateProd]

I'm amused that Chris Crocker comes up in related videos. Zack, you're still the best Chris Crocker. You can out Crocker that Chris any time you want. His name may be alliterative, but the first two letters of your first name are the last and first letters in the alphabet. Hmm... Sound familiar? Who else was the alpha and the omega?

[zacksmovies]

I'm better than Chris Crocker?! That's a big compliment, considering that she's such a beautiful and talented lady!! (which any guy would be lucky to get!)

[11xx1]

fire for gays, burn them alive!!!

[zmga1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. it kinda puttered along until the end.

[applevalley20]

faget az nikka i mean cracker

[xalfiex]

But you don't complain when two girls get it off in porn, do you, darling?

[DentonUSA]

Just thought I'd drop you a comment here and tell you that no matter how many times I watch this, I laugh my head off each time.

[Sara161616]

Me too! It's an immortal classic so to speak.

[halodaler]

...ur pretty cute lookin'

hehe

[arthurmex]

SAY NOT TO DRUGS

[mynameiscal]

love it. genius!

[pinkblancmange]

you are wayyyy cute - i love your cute lil butt

[flaminfrank]

U R GAY

[Sara161616]

I think he knows.

[kokiriforest]

i literallt laughed out loud.

that's really rare.

love it.

[niwh444]

being gay...not okay....dude, very funny

[somegirlkate]

"Your in there like swimwear"

"Right Babe?" "Darn right"

v. funny stuff!

[MasterMuffinMan]

Zack, you rule, man!

[xEdgeCatx]

props....soap box....omg hahahahaha!

[MurkProductions]

legend! So brilliant :D

[jacksimpson]

You dropped the soap! I see what you've done! Every time I watch this I get something new!

You make me happy.

The End.

[Clickhereandsave]

"this is not a real bible. It's another prop." Hahaha. You are very funny.

[az882004]

....and goofy!!! lol. but in a funny way!

[az882004]

OMG!! You are sooooooooo funny!

[AnaMCansario]

beautiful eyes! a lot of creativity!!!

[ShadowMario64]

=3 ur cute tehe ^^ im so happy im gonna suscribe to you

[njoel]

Zach I love your videos, you're very talented. I get a real hoot from them , I did have a question, at the end of your "being gay" video, what is the music it ends with? is it a Tori Amos song? if which one? Thanks.

[zacksmovies]

It's close to Tori Amos. It's "Rub You the Right Way" by Johnny Gill.

[njoel]

Awesome thanks :)

[sonybuddy]

lol

[withanoxgoad]

did you say "right poppy" was that fantastic babblings in there?

Did you just do a little fantasticbabblings tribute?

[zacksmovies]

No, but don't be suprised if I do someday make a fantastic babblings tribute, because he's one of my favorite youtubers.

[withanoxgoad]

it sounded like you were quoting him "right poppy" me too btw. he's awesome.

[enquvist]

You crack me up. You have as many bloody Tori Amos CD's as I do!!

[arthurmex]

It was not to dificult act, did it? Mhh. Well, I can see that is Universal :P

[mahamudahmedibad]

wat the fuck is wrong with u fucking dickheads..this video is a peice of shit, Zack is a fucking lowlife that is either gay or is acting fucking gay. GO FUCKING FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO BESIDES BOST UGLY FUCKING VIDEOS UP..STOP WASTING SPACE!! DICKHEAD!

[luciarg87]

ok...like i said..u need a job, BUT i still love you....you make me laugh....

[444guitarman444]

you said you dropped the soap right? well drop the soap in front of me and i'll ass fuck you,, zach your fucking hot

[Nerketur]

XDD Nicee! I love this. Great!

[RDKStudios]

"Right Bobby?"

[zalmoxe]

five text hearts!

[fuzdabass]

see im getting on my so- ah crap.... lol

[littlepandaexpress]

HAHAH!!! omg awsomeness!!!

[Jujudapoet]

I love you zack. With big heart

[nancyxoxelle]

roflmgdao.

It's funny how feminine you sound here xD

[consciousdreamy]

this is so awesome, zack, it's way off the charts!

[cittiecait]

hehe i there like swim wear... oh what a little drop of jayneyesss!!!

[BigGordonLips]

Are you Dave Foley's son?

[zacksmovies]

No, but Dave Foley is awesome

[GutesForumBote]

Hallo, sehr Lustig das ganze, Teil 1 und Teil 2, klasse geschauspielert!^^ Aber das anfangslied regelt einfach, zuu geil^^ Selbst gemacht? Oder gibts das tatsächlich?

Weiter so! 4 Sterne!

hello, really funny the whole thing, part 1 and 2, great acting!^^ But the Song in the beginnig rules, too cool^^ Did it yourself? Or does it really exist?

Keep it up! 4 stars!

[zacksmovies]

Thanks! It's a real song: "I Love Your Smile" by Shanice

[conewells]

One day they'll manufacture a system that can directly link the tiny YouTube image to the TV set. That way I'll get to watch funny, inventive stuff like your shows. (actually, there IS something like that, but they haven't come up with the word for it)

Anyway, you are cool and funny, dude. Have any of the "majors" discovered you yet?

[KUROCKCHALK]

ok i bumped into you by sheer accident and you have really made my day..i want to see more! being that i am your newest subscriber i feel i desereve it! HOLLA

[romm6]

so gay

[mDarkPoet]

Haha, funny stuff

[Dynamiteskillsx]

in there like swimwar, and i thought i was the only zack who dare speakth like that

[wontdance4u]

hehe woops i dropped the soap. i think i took that the wrong way.

[komozeck]

:D :D :D

[MissSukuya]

Was that book by any chance from the autor Stephen King? Looked like it.

[zacksmovies]

Nope, the book is Shroud of the Thwacker, by the super-jeanyus Chris Elliot. It also makes an appearance at the end of my It's a Wonderful Life video.

[fabfourfanatic4]

I love you and your movies, Zack!

[robertschrader]

But what about being attractive?

[amandarocker94]

wait. . .to get chicks you have to be gay, but if your gay you like chicks not guys but you would never be gay. well it was awesome your videos seriously crack me up. good job :]

[becinabox]

hahahaha, man, you are the best. xDDD <33

[zwartekat75]

cool, you should do comedy sports or something...

[MuteLove]

XD Seeee?

[Seccc]

Ace dude, what editing software you use?

[zacksmovies]

Thanks, I use Adobe Premiere.

[ningyoko]

*wink* *it's gettin' hot in here, this tip is super hot*The BEST sound effects/bytes EVER <3

Oh, and I had my man take notes, too bad I didn't meet the host of "how to get girls" before I pledged my life away to another. But I'm sure I'm not the only lady mourning my Tori Amoslessness future.

[zacksmovies]

haha It's just as well... No one woman could ever tame such a tru playa! Except maybe Liza Minnelli...

[g0tcheese]

lol v funny

[huneebee1]

made me laugh.. loved it

[Servaas]

Oke i didnt get girls with this, but i am currently seeing a great guy, thanks Zack for making me gay! Suing your ass!

[enersha1]

always love your stuff.

cheers

[undone001]

When I'm "in the mood" I like to put on a little Gloria Estefan. It always seems to do the trick. *wink* Then I invite people over.

[ledamo]

zach, this was fantastic!!

[ArtieTSMITW]

Again, HILARIOUS Zach.

[rlepine]

That music selection is an ab-fab suggestion!

I sure 2 score!!

[mcasual]

though maybe god's voice should be like tori or alannis

[thewinekone]

Please touch me in ways you know you shouldn't.

[loopy1980]

lmao, great work zack, yea i cant say im a fan of the beef batons either....lol@dropping the soap

[CailR]

Perfectness is absolutely right! And you know it!

Lmao, that was so good Zack. Lots of useful tips and sayings too. 

They're all going into my vocadex. :D

[monday123456]

I am a huge fan of your quirky sense of humour albeit this video is not one of my favourite. Lacking in preparation. Perhaps you should have a script prior to shooting your video. Editing can not replace a good script.

[DentonUSA]

That was absolutely hilarious! I'm still laughing as I type this. Great work!

[T2Darlantan]

You mean absolutely fabulous!

[darkdragonfly85]

"in there like swimwear" ahh class! will there ever be a vid for girls on how to get guys?

[zacksmovies]

Oh, a question! I think I'll have to wait till ep 4 and answer that in my viewer questions episode. And thanks to a girl named Sarah who told me the swimwear line about 7 years ago! TY Sarah!

[kimberleigh]

hahahhhhahah! If I had a bible I'd read it and it would say.... hahahahhaha

[r1pl1n]

ROFL nice

[chicelias]

haven't even watched it yet but i love it already!

[zacksmovies]

chicelias! Finally someone understands how to watch my videos! That's exactly the right attitude!

[chicelias]

i actually giggled at that, lol

[donkeypunch95]

"Sorry, I dropped the soap"

Hilarious

[Eesh248]

This is great. I just don't know what to say.

[tafkase7en]

Haha you really crack me up, keep it up lol

I WANT TO LIVE!

[zacksmovies]

Oops. Sorry to iceman10101 for accidently erasing your comment, and there will be at least one more video like Annihilation.

[Magnulus]

Man, I am SO glad I live nowhere near you, because with the effect your manly mannerisms have on girls, I'd get NOTHING!

[Bufferingbuffering]

Nice one dude. Very entertaining :-)

[clockworkchick]

right booby?

damn riiiight

[kate104]

don't get me wrong, i'm a religious person and the bible says being gay is a sin, so i believe that it IS a sin. but the bible also says you shouldn't lie. hell, it was one of the 10 Commandments! but people lie every day. i don't see you jumping all over them. the bible talks about the importance of being humble MANY MORE times than it mentions homosexuality. we're all guilty of sinning. why are your sins any "better" than anyone else's?

[zacksmovies]

hey kate104, I'm just being stupid in the video. The views of the "How to Get Girls Zack" don't necessarily reflect the views of the real Zack or his parent company, Zacktronics Inc.

[Machination1]

That was only about 2% as gay as William Sledd.

[spaciegirl]

Zack, you are like the playeryest of all the players. I love you.

[zacksmovies]

The playeryest of all the players? That's SO going on my business cards.

[thepeter]

hmm... fascinating.

[LogtarPantsonfire]

I love these tips!!! HAHA!

[zacksmovies]

Logtar, Logtar, Logtar. When I saw this post I couldn't believe my eyes. You had the honor of being first again, yet you didn't write FIRST!! Did I do something to offend you?

[LogtarPantsonfire]

I know! I'm such a bad friend =(

When I started watching this I couldn't believe I was actually first. I thought youtube just hadn't updated me proper. I suck in three ways:

so much

so bad

and wicked bad