80's Super Golden Crisp Commercial

[linux750]

Sugar Bear is more hardcore than any pimp. (and has the best pimp name too)

[linux750]

He left those two sharks on the beach...TO DIE.

[cinnamonroffles]

Jesus, Sugar Bear is one hard motherfucker

[jaymorpheus11]

You see a talking bear sitting on a pool chair, picking up 2 sharks with his bare hands, tossing them around like helocopter blades... and you're suprised about what their noses look like?

[CinnabonChan]

Sugar Bear: I decided I'm going to leave you on the beach to die. Because I'm a sadist and that's how I roll.

[CaptStormwind]

wtf, red nose sharks!?

[YaRoCheSsa]

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Sugar Bear. :D

[TB4000]

And no one else shit their pants when those sharks got all up in the camera?

[RatBatSpiderCrab]

Dont mess with a bear on a sugar high!

[Martinntoxx]

Chuck Norris has nothing on Sugar Bear.

[MegamaXX500]

He fucking graps the sharks, and uses to them to fucking fly! he fucks the laws of physics up, why, cause somebody contested his golden crisp.

[solesirching73]

Sugar Bear battling wits against Frankie the Fin and "my old pal Sharkey" - I was about 14 or 15 when that commercial came out

[Rubberman202]

Even though Sugar Bear just committed manslaughter, he looks so cool while doing it, I actually don't mind.

[jcp1977]

can't get enuff super golden crisp it's got the crunch with punch YEAH

[iminitfortheporn]

Holy crap! He just killed those guys.

[gotisc]

That's happens when you mess with Sugar Bear!

[SpartanJose777]

Fuckers couldn't even breathe as they died...

Man, that shit's gotta be spiked with PCP. Mark my words, when the drug tests come back from the crime lab it'll be P-C-fuckin'-P.

[rodsig78]

My man was like a cereal mix between Top Cat and Popeye.

[TurtleDove81]

I never liked Sugar Bear...he was a smoooooth one that I bet kidnapped lil girls who ate his cereal too.

[Shadoboy]

Sugar Bear, nobody fucks with him, not even Chuck Norris.

[battybuddy]

True dat- Chuck Norris hasn't got a cereal, and even if he did, Sugarbear'd probably call it babyfood.

[SuggahBear]

I was just trying to chill and then these crazy sharks pull up and try to flex on me. Had to put em to sleep ~

[7DARKHELLS]

Sugar Bear didnt punch anybody in this commercial!

[ACDCFan2956]

Golden crisp = instant working steroids

[rubino83]

Amended lesson of the day: Golden Crisp will makes you KILL people.

This is a cereal I can FURTHER get behind.

[kvn8907]

So...he just murdered those two talking sharks?

[omano117]

no no no, suger bear is to cool for muder, he terminated them

[kvn8907]

*too

Incorrect too/two/to usage bothers me.

[geffrod]

It's ok to murder anything as long as it is done in a comical manner and the killer is comical. What I'm trying to say is that John Wayne Gacy is the man.

[kvn8907]

True true. :-)

[TubularMonkey]

I feel morally compelled to contact the estates of Bing Crosby and Edward G. Robinson...

[fremenchips]

what an asshole

[madbimper]

I remember this commercial like it was yesterday! Have to say though, even cereal commercials were pretty violent then. If it wasn't cereal mascots kicking the crap out of random animals after their cereal, it was kids torturing a mascot for their cereal. Good times, though.

[symbal777]

word up.

[Norrec87]

He just stone cold killed those fucking sharks.

[DisC0mb0buLaT3D]

Ha Different Strokes..... Thats so funny....

[SimuLord]

Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum, what might be right for you may not be right for some.

[hyean4]

wasn't much of A punch

[casino1187]

Golden Crisp has undergone drastic changes in marketing over the years, including changing the name from Sugar Crisp to Super Sugar Crisp to Super Golden Crisp to the current name.

[Nimnoms]

Does anyone else think Senor Cardgage?

[dasrik]

Senor Cardgage with a smooth jazz voice? "What's up Belindas? I can't get emuff Sblounschked."

[Nimnoms]

Everything he says is just awkward like Senior Cardgage, "Hows about a vitamin packed punch, Valerie?"

[amazingsquibbon]

Oh no he left those sharks to die on the beach. What a stone cold bear.

[jeffman52001]

I love this commercial of Super Golden Crisp with the sharks Frankie the Fin and old pal Sharky. This sure does bring back a lot of memories.

[InhaLe18]

wow if i ever meet that bear(if im high or something) im not gonna ask for any because i dont wanna get owned

[battybuddy]

You do NOT attack Sugar Bear- he WILL beat the snot outta you! :D

[InhaLe18]

lmao