Artie lange on Letterman 06-12-08

[SCUBONZIES]

BIRTCH BEER 

[kyleeld123]

seems like a great guy, stern loves him to death

[thesearemy2cats]

I miss u Artie!!!!

[fafaflowhi]

hes got the white subutex lips!

[tmontanaz44]

gonzo from bunker hill was here

[Thegoat2235]

Not sweating cuz hes fat its the heroin.

[guitarguy7788]

still love the stern show but miss artie a lot =(

[playadominical]

Letterman is a genius. 

[DeepSouthWrestling1]

Gotta li'l RD!!!!

[ioport]

His mother... no wonder Artie is so fucked up. Sure his father was pretty bad too.

[DeepSouthWrestling1]

Gotta li'l RD!!!!

[grasd2]

artie really overdid the scruffy growly voice here. i don't why he started that. even 4 years ago he didn't have that voice. he transformed from a funny fat guy with a history of drug problems to a growly sloppy druggie. he was a heroin addict before he started that stupid persona but since people found out about it he felt the need to make it part of his whole personality.

[makaveli3900]

love this fucking guy..easily my favorite comedian, get better artie

[devious222]

good lord he looks terrible here.. i wish he was stable.. artie is great. wish he gets well.

[evh5150316]

I love how Dave asks all his guests how their doing as their walking on.

95% of the time I bet Dave sees them backstage before the show starts. LOL.

[KISSFAN4EVER6]

Actually I've heard it said that he is the only host who doesn't talk much backstage with the guests.

[Boomoutgothelights]

why the fuck do you care fuckhead

[pinkwontons]

baba boey

[dipset68]

unfunny piece of shit. shitty delivery...gets alot of pain laughs

[mantell]

In your ignorant opinion!!!

[dipset68]

oh must be a johnny come lately stern fan...us real fans would like our show back...artie WAS funny

[mantell]

"Johnny Come Lately"??? Really??? I've been listening to Stern since the a980's when he was on NBC! What about you? You must have been in diapers around then! Artie is waaaay funnier now than when he first appeared on the show (esp. since he was not that funny back then).

[YankeesSteelersDucks]

I'd say he looks like a bum, but bums usually don't eat themselves to 400lbs. But I love his movie "Beer League."

[citgetit]

this guy is a true white thrash, john belushi has more class than this fool. he looks like homeless crack head to me. when howard hired this guy his show went just went to shit. true white thrash> what an up grade. lol.

[adp023]

artie is destroying himself. Fans don't wanna see that..no matter how funny he is. good thing he's on radio!

[TheBeerBox80]

Artie is hillarious, but he looks like a slob.

[rageingpassivist]

could this man become anymore of a slob if he tried? like you're on letterman maybe shave and wash you're hair?? like what is going on man??

[s0undtribe]

heroin is going on.

[greatskyriver]

How about trying to learn how to spell? That would be "YOUR" hair, not "you're" as in you are.

[andresblazeit420]

italian

[Hounsfield]

artie lange is a drama queen.

[jackstraw1280]

Ah I freakin' love Artie. I just finished his autobiography, "Too Fat to Fish". What a great book. I never knew this fat, loud Deigo son of a bitch could be such a sweetheart !! The book reached all ranges of my emotions. I actually had to hold back a few tears during the chapter about his Dad. Hes such a freakin' awesome dude. I love you, White Mama....

[Hounsfield]

too bad the book is just a bunch of exaggerations and lies. haha. you are a sucker. artie is a fake, he knows people love a loser and he plays on that.

[172ndsoldier]

all of artie lange's fan's are retarded... go ahead argue with me. You have the intelligence of a fuckin peanut.

[Maloperverso]

Is it me or does Artie Lang look a lot like John Belushi?

[couchlounger]

no jim belushi looks like john belushi

[pooFU]

Artie Lang Is alright but when drunk all he does is act like an asshole the whole time and call ppl fags?:S that's a dude with alot of problems..

[levimon]

guy's fucking hilarious

[terripin99]

Read his book- **** stars , especially if your a Italian addict from jersey- I related to much to of it - -

muchpeace- Artie

[Benzmusic]

Drugs and alcohol. Read his rolling stone interview.

[Maloperverso]

He keeps getting fatter every time I see him, still a great comic/person. Love him in the Howard Stern Show.

[puphspoet]

fukk off you dicks leave phil margera alone - puph

[bigrussthefuss]

dam artie looks huge!

[jackmehoffer68]

artie, just stop and get thin. you are an athlete at heart and hate how you feel, like i do. we need to stop overeating and see the "fit and handsome artie" in all of us. "fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life, son". all of us arties need to lose the weight and feel good. bababooey.

[knuckleupjonez]

ps. he's not gonna listen to you...........you fuckin douche. hahaha

[GeorgeCarlin89]

im more of a norton fan... but i still think artie is very amusing.

[jodrizzle11]

hey armourdog.suck a dick.

[armourdog]

That's the thing about Artie...there is no "himself" to be coolest when that's what he's being...he's a junky...that's all...that means he's a liar, a sneak, a thief and above all else a blame-shifter...this fat pig acts like its gay men who are ruining America instead of FAT PIG DRUG ADDICTS like HIM!!!...Only Pussy's shift blame, Artie...Coward is worse than fag and what you are, Artie is a lying COWARD!

[SoBelow81]

And it sounds like you are a fag armourdog...

[carnagepapazian]

you're pissing because he don't like dick in his mouth? strange

[armourdog]

yeah he's a cool guy alright...because the coolest thing in the world (or at least in the U.S.A.) is to blindly coast to big money while getting hooked on junk like a dirty filthy street hooker, or something.

Artie is SHIT...Junkies are SHIT.

If you look up to this LOAD then you are a disgusting parody of your country. Let your life and your body fall to complete shit but hey, at least you're not gay....what a fat, useless moron!!!

[LaserZoom]

artie is funniest just being himself

[bigcat2010]

He has gained soo much weight in the last couple years. Guy needs help

[cannabL1sS]

cause he quit heroin

[dubbedcrazy]

he could play the dude from the family guy

[jas22]

i love this guy. i relate to his family life. hes a good guy, the type that can be the ordinary joe's buddy.

[BuddyBusiness]

when stern retires, he really needs his own show.

[sig1825]

just finished the book also and it was really touching. anyone who has done drugs knows that they can change who you really are, but he seems to be a really genuine guy...i wish him luck

[mickeymantle0007]

fat fag

[cholulasaucehot]

i just finished his book he's a kool guy

go fuck a duck asshole

[Obelisk2290]

YOU ARE TOO FAT TO FISH!!!!!

[CindyRose1]

love him, seemed sober here!

[bluesman711]

i listen to howard stern EVERY DAY. artie is one of the most down-to-earth people you would ever meet. he is hilaroiusly funny!! he is a legend in his own time!! i just hope he quits the booze,drugs,controls his eating and curbs the gambling. gets himslf "right". or god forbid he ends up like john belushi (god rest his soul).artie is a regular joe six pack!! the best!!

[heynow420mf]

@bluesman711 i listen every day and i couldnt agree more. I will continue to listen every day but i really wish he would bring artie back . Bring back baby gorilla.

[Kempatsu]

I can tell all the people who bad mouthed him here has never listened to howard stern show because artie lange is super likeable and funny! Also - He won 42k at a casino the other weekend and just started handing out 100 dollar bills just because he's that kind of super generous guy.

[WKaliber1]

unfunny fatass

[mosfonotoc]

...AP wire 10/21 Artie Lange dead at 42...RIP buddy

[Patricio87]

Did Arty ever go back to the stern show?

wasn't he in rehab?

[pugs909]

yes

[Dibrini]

Yes he did return, and he will return again when he goes back to rehab in 2009.

[Maloperverso]

What's the rehab for? Drugs? Alcohol? What drugs?

[ciroslive]

Heroin.

[Madmax72485]

was this the letterman that artie went on after he found out about the email Vinny sent to Dana? Thanks.

[ztv]

Poor guy

[mwmaki1]

Artie is so damn funny, love his stories. Looking forward to his book.

[MrSinnisterUrge]

Damn, I was waiting for him to tell us how many bags of chips that he'll give the games this weeks. Jesus, he really did say f--k it didn't he?? This can't be the same dude that was on Mad TV w/Orlando Jones. Plus, he's not funny anymore either. He really needs a film vehicle that shocks him out of the fat dispassionate white dude schtick.

[OsamaBeenFartin]

He's gonna wind up dead like Belushi, and Farley, but it won't get as much attention. Artie who? The only people that go see his shows are just a bunch of drunk ass-holes, who are so wasted, they'll laugh at anything! He's wayyyy over rated.

[befreebrazil]

god bless artie ...

[gentiloser]

i love artie. but he's gotta get on a diet. i don't want him going out until i meet him.

[wyldebuzz]

look at his pants when he's sitting down...lol!

what a fat douche bag

[er3012]

i dont think hes a drug addict

[NathanaelGDOG]

Does he have to wear the leather jacket for every appearance? Artie, that was a joke, just dont eat me. Youre a comic genius!

[jumpingjay2000]

Fat, thin, on heroin, off heroin he'll still be better then any of you mf'ers who are slinging shit.

[slash77]

hes awesome he needs to drop some weight

[Kilowarning2]

lol he let himself go huge

[ramonesacidpillsh]

3rd base, all county!

[Guerra8200]

is this 08 or 07?

[erinbeth05]

it was 08, he did a fill in

[kdub10009]

methadone makes you sweat but i think artie's just on suboxone, which shouldn't do that. Probably just a glandular disorder.

[petezilla2k]

I dont think he has a glandular disorder I think he is just plan fat

[Amused80]

Artie's funny on the Stern show but he's really not a great stand-up comedian. Sure, he's better than Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia, but who isn't?

[tiberius420]

I wonder if artie is on heroin during this? all the sweating and he looks like shit?

[thunderstruck665]

Artie seriously needs to get his shit together before he ends up dead. He's a very funny guy and it would be a damn shame for him to die before his time.

[JaredEricFusia]

ain't that the truth

[crueldeity]

Artie is hilarious, given all the crap he's done and whatnot, we all have our vices. but that stripper comment was hilarious about hers and his breasts. lol \m/

[jalderwood]

I don't know. Artie doesn't make me laugh too often.

[Gambit08]

hopefully he looks better since iraq

[austinf12345]

He looks huge though

[MusicJew158]

he has lost some weight since the Donny Deutsch appearance

[bobbytomorow]

Artie is the best

[Serge808]

arti'es a fat homo

[BitterYoungMan]

Artie ain't no gay.

[abbielives]

Brilliant! Artie's a genius. What a story teller. "he looked as if he wasn't exactly sensitive to the plight of homosexuals....." Wow. Love you Artie!!!!

[greatdan75]

I always appreciate it you fixing yourself up before you coming lol

[sethsand]

eating and wiffleball lol

[FreshFilmFaces]

very cool

[thorwest]

there sure are some bitter people commenting here. I guess you´re projecting, because you are unhappy with yourselves. Try to be more positive instead, life will be a lot more fun and people will like you more.

[ajksmith]

What a sloppy pig! OMG!

[Gerkinstock]

At least he's not a complete has-been fuckwit like Letterman.

[SHAOLINSHADOWBOXER80]

Damn, his clothes are filthy man!

Did anyone else catch all those spots?

There going to have to Febreeze that couch after he gets up, c'mon Artie.

[noblsht]

hfl get a life asshole!

[delbow]

WTF?! I thought he was fired from the Howard Stern Show after the whole assistant-debacle. Enligheten me please...

[theloverman3344]

man where have you been, that was all stagged

[idiotflesh]

It wasn't staged, they just resolved it.

[theloverman3344]

your name fits you idiot

[idiotflesh]

It's a band name. Go dwell in your little conspiracies by yourself.

[theloverman3344]

figures, I got you all figured out, your probably a gay vegan environmentalist freak, did I hit it right on the head

[idiotflesh]

You couldn't be farther from reality. Great job making assumptions.

[theloverman3344]

people who listen to that type of music are usually abnormal like that

[jeffpickens]

Genius!!!

[superstar85ca]

poor artie, I hope he loses some weight

He's going to have a heart attack and become another Hollywood statistic

[fuckyourmamma]

The luckiest piece of shit. All he has to do is suck on Howard's ant-eater nose and he's got a living. Ride it out you fat slob, ride it out!

[zerocloud41]

i agree its unfair that he gets paid so much even tho he shouldnt considering all the things he has done but he is definately the 2nd best comedian

[stwla888]

He is just a MESS!!!!!!!!

[drumr828]

damn hes pretty funny

[greatdan75]

I passed all those illegal Mexicans lol

[greatdan75]

Get out of this house and never come back there are chickens in the fridge! Were the alive chickens or dead Artie Lange lol your mom way of swearing made me really suspicious! What a loving caring thoughtful Roman mom lol hahahaha

[riffz0r]

Funny as hell, as always! <3 ARTIE!

[miscer07]

clearly can see his oil stain on his purple fag t-shirt kthxbye

[cableguy1958]

Artie is the best please man take care we love you

[njac1946]

sweat spot,,,fat disgraziat

[dodgerfan36]

I cant wait for his book signing in Los angeles the week after his book comes out!!

[urbanmess]

Artie was doing Letterman a favor, he needed a guest so the plug at the end was justified.

[bobby6900]

spoied rotten by stern a b comedian at best will be dead soon due to his eating

[asabgio]

When you was in de shower, your buttcheeks was warm.

[Justinhindsight]

Sounds like a bit.

[ArtieLangeLovesFags]

Lebowski Fest West in SF Sept 4, 5, 6

[mattjespinoza]

They always plug things, besides, Evil Dave Letterman would have been proud.

[nubiadiaz143]

I love Artie. He is sooooo funny!

[redtreedfh]

arties the best

[soia76]

ham hands Artie

[chelc1118]

great stories artie! love it!

[GoochLewinsky]

Dave seemed absolutely disgusted by that shameless plug at the end. What a sell-out/Howard Puppet.

[billypolard]

youre looking a lot better, artie my man!

[philsteele]

Bap Bap Bop Great stories BRO. Love Artie!

[HFLCHARGERS]

Poor Artie. What a funny slob. He has some major problems and I hope he loses some weight going to Iraq.

[shermas]

in the shower, your buttcheeks was warm.

[thepornopete]

I put some vaseline on the tip of my

[kmansd]

Too fat to fish! LOL Great story!

[gh0st333]

bababooey bababooey bababooey!

[InfoBomb]

bababoey bababooey bababooey

[onlydlonly420]

look for news about the merger today!!

[Handsome00Brilliant]

lol covering up his tits

[eternaltruths765]

FIREEEEEE

[MJDarkPrince]

Artie Fuckin rules

[howardthecoward07]

nevermind, good apperence

[sniperjagr]

good retraction he is one of the highest paid comics in the world, probably means he's not that much of a hack

[hucklberrydoc]

So is David Brenner.

[howardthecoward07]

Arite doesnt know how to converse, he just talks like a fuckin moron non-stop. Definition of a fuckin hack. Thats why youre still a second guests after 4 apperences you dumb asshole

[wsa117]

Thank God A.J. Penza was such a LOSER and killer of "the show" or we would have not known the great Artie Lang. F jackie and a baba booey to you all.

[kyledrums]

look at the fucking stain on his shirt. hahahahahah artie rules

[Dibrini]

The stain is gonna be his thing, like Nelly with the band aid.

[wooke1906]

HA HA !! Daddy Loves you!

[carcrash714]

get the chunk of Vaseline.

[Luckymongoose27]

I remember what I was doing when I watched this. I was in the shower w/ my girlfriend with a chunk of vaseline on the tip of my d--k. Oh, by the way, my gf's butt cheeks was warrrrmmm. DIRTY DEEEEDDDSSS!!!!

[euromarkus]

He actually looks slimmer than his 01/03/2007 appearance.

[mcmanusdown]

Artie's such a mess, you gotta love him.

[McLenison]

Very funny!  Great job Artie!

[chillman80]

yay Artie!!!

[bbald001]

artie has the best stories

[clownbaby83]

letterman SUCKS. artie and howard should only do jimmy kimmel and conan o' brian. Kimmel is a fan of the show, and is a frequent guest on the stern show. the least artie and howard could do is make an appearance. letterman is terrible