Goth Retard

[casperado666]

onision is so fugly. sad

[nykstukaigeriakava]

ROFL one of my favourites by Onision

[Oniyokox]

Um.. :? Onision, im confused... what was the point? O.o

[kiraville]

Hahahaha I'm goth but this is fuckin hilarious! I love you greg :3 I also love how all these ppl come out and start talkin shit about this. If u dnt lk it dnt watch it

[kiraville]

WTF was tht??? Lmfao XD

[Billymanson66]

Not the best video, but ehhh ...

[jrigvd]

I have the same keyboard thing its a yamaha

[RedJennroxy951]

Silly♥

[yeaalrightiamawake]

i did give it a thumbs down BUT ONLY BECAUSE of tracking measures in YT,,,, seriously though this is GOT TO BE THE FUCKING MOST HILARUOUS CHANEL ON youtube.....LORDORKGOTHARD

[yeaalrightiamawake]

GOTHARDGOTHARDGOTHARDGOTHARDGO­THARDGOTHARDLORDDORKGOTHARDGOT­HARDGOTHARDGOTHARDGOTHARDGOTHA­RDORKLORDGOTHARDect,ect,ect...­.some Latin type stuff.......fin

[Dacrazedbratzgurl]

I honestly found this hilarious!

[Rachelsscars]

He is so annoying

[bob777ist]

@mutleelstheantigod its impossible to BE goth because goth is a style of clotheing -.- people need to understand this

[AnthropomorphicHorse]

@bob777ist EXACTLY. Goth is more of an aesthetic tham a style of music.

[AnimeDJ1872]

@IIVDevilsMayCareVII AH! Well thats THEIR choice, and your loss. HAHAHAH! Aww, look at you! Caring enough to comment on his video! Awww! How nice! :l

[heather604]

he looks like peter steele

[CBPCorps]

I love how in any video where he mocks anything, the idiots all come out and rant.

[yousnash]

omg the ending.

[MutleeIsTheAntiGod]

I'm goth, I'm not offended by this. I'm just annoyed.

[IIVDevilsMayCareVII]

Onision is a prick that wants everyone to conform to his lame, vegetarian, retarded way of life...

[BlackSpadeJack]

@IIVDevilsMayCareVII what a lovely thing to say.

[TheKellymz]

your neighbors must love you

[kwuarmelite]

wtf has goth to do with grindcore?

[cookiemonster071992]

why does in every vid he makes when he impersanates someone he gags?

[fcs122788]

anybody offended by this dude is probably one of the queers he is ripping on....if you consider yourself to be a goth, emo, punk, or scene kid you suck!! just laugh...or dont watch

[n00bster101]

I thought grindcore was more of a punk think than a goth thing?

[1966Daywalker]

This is what happens when any buffon known to man learns to use a computer.

[KurtsHead]

Hey look, it's like I'm signing off my instant messenger , And now I'm gonna sign back on...now I'm gonna send a new message....heheh

[Bogikoma]

That one grindcore parody was pretty good! But your other works are pretty lame. Parody has to do anything with reality!

[sydneyarnold68]

dude wtf offensive

[glowfishgalaxy16]

even tho grind is some of my favorite music, this freakn hilarious XD!!!! seriously people dont need totake it seriously its freakn funny!!! but yeahh its a slightly on the rude side. . .but your still awesome onision!

[metaldorksforever666]

@residentweavil Goth is still a style of living. It's a music-based subculture in which people can call themselves Goths. Usually Goths consist of certain interests narrowing it down to the music. So yes, it actually is a style of living.

[metaldorksforever666]

I like the people who take this seriously. lol

[bubbles2238]

hahahaha i love this sooooooo much thiss reminds me of my self cuz use to be just like this

[LaLunna636]

Lol he whips his back and forth. :DD

[joethegreatish]

i have aids, please help me spread them,

[nykstukaigeriakava]

oh gooooooood lol I laughed so hard, agree - this IS your best video EVER. lol

[SailorMars220]

I agree with say10ize I know what its like to be picked on bc the way we dress ...dude it kinda hurts..

[RAWRxxxo9]

U fail at life if u have time to make this

[say10ize]

Im Goth its bad enough i get picked on alot now i see this shit i mean i love your videos but this kinda hurts

[MyrhicalOne]

Lol I'm goth and I find him sorta funny he succeeded to make me laugh that's a accomplishment :)

[Aryanna14love]

i love the part at the very end after it says on is i on loved it i was lmfao!!!!!:)

[MemoryOfTheRose]

this was just plain amusing.

[MandyAmy7]

really enjoyed my heart

[ksuess32]

Wait your not goth..........your gay! right???

[cradleoffilthkitty]

i am a goth and i think this guy is a genious even though it seems offensive i really like it :D

[residentevildude13]

So I like most of your videos and like that you can say your opinion without worrying about other people, but why patronize a group of people (actually two, Goth's and mentally challenged people) when you so often talk about how it's bad to patronize someone else? You talk about how stupid they are and make fun of them because you don't like them, but isn't that what a lot of your videos are about? That might be why a lot of people label you as a hypocrite.

[jessejaymz100]

@residentevildude13 Hmmm in my opinion what he is trying to do is prove that stereotypes such as goth emo scene prep etc. are not what we shud focus on but that we shud focus on being ourselves and making ourselves unique instead of conforming to a certain clique because you think it's kool...I understand your point of view though

[randomnchan15]

wut!!!!???? XC

[randomnchan15]

@randomnchan15 this is funny but turn the mic down?

[wicca1]

This was quite hillarius!

[MrYadinetExtras]

GOD THAT WAS FUNNY

[Lauriella11]

rofl its soo funny..and retarted but still funny :)

[thedancingonyx]

In the Goth subculture it's considered cool to be intelligent.... That guy was one lame ass goth....

[oOninellaOo]

@thedancingonyx Sometimes some people just have these moments when they need 2 act like a retard otherwise they get insane so it doesn't mean they're dumb..

[TheWarInsideMe]

Thank you Duct Tape Strip!

[iTerrorDoll]

Another Terror Doll input.. More bashing on Genres? Wow you must really have to much free time :3 See, When I first watched videos from you I was all "oh this guys great" and now I'm like "This kids got serious problems" I'm surprised how many people actually like you, then again, they believe that its just comedy- not aiming towards anyone.. What? Jeez who let you outta the looney bin?

[Zimx02]

God this fag is stupid. I think someone told him that the grindcore genre has nothing to do with gothy or "dark" people and he still didn't understand.

[skits94]

Omg this is so freaking funny it's just like one of my buddies

[MegaKoolieo]

i love grindcore and all that stuff, i dont like seeing it being sterotyped and judged....but i didnt dislike :P im not mean

[croyleman1]

@residentweavil nice try but torsofuck isn't grindcore

[croyleman1]

grindcore has nothing to do with being dark or evil actually a lot of it is very political, and it is actually very difficult to do growls, if you want evil music listen to black metal

[metaldorksforever666]

@croyleman1 Black metal isn't evil, it's reality and it's beautiful.

[elidrummer91]

goth boy es funny super funny dark

[doods91]

I wonder what genre of music onision actually likes

[garrysmodsroxs]

@doods91 gay fucking techno

[missmonkey2002]

nice pigtail and wig XD

[troutfishpaste]

press 1 and hold it LOL

[Fantasiponnyn]

can´t you do an emoretard video to? would be awesomexD

[Fantasiponnyn]

HAHAHAHA!!! the loop part and the coughing and the uwraaa...hähähäxD

[zelly51]

3:01 Omg Lmao!!! so funny

[fenriz218]

FagGoth!

[lilfrankie95]

lmfao !! :P

[94297452]

lmfao! 3:00

[Crowfilth666]

im goth an this was funny

[AndySixxKornGurl]

im goth and i thought this was hilarious!!! any goths that get offended by this need to learn how to get a sense of humor and need to learn to laugh at themselves once in awhile!!!

[AndySixxKornGurl]

this music has been brought to u by duct tape strip lol

[MyrhicalOne]

@aboredape

I agree

[xKenai123x]

You are much funnier than any comedian on SNL.

[aboredape]

Why do all of these internet celebrities whine and complain about the "haters" they have to deal with?

If you look at the majority of the content they put out, it's vindictive, mean, antagonistic hyperbole like this is, against huge segments of society.

When you decided to make your little video making fun of those silly goth kids, or whatever this is, did you realize that you are just being one of these "haters" everyone bitches about nowadays?

[lonelygloomyday]

imfao 

[webkenzie2]

lol. you sounded like sokka when you started singing that heart song it makes me laff :3

[Azn1sweet1gurl]

I wonder if your wife is okay with this weirdness.. LOL

[KatielynTV]

@Azn1sweet1gurl they got divorced. :O

[emaXTC]

i enjoy grindcore. and i sure as hell am not goth.

[dani222fuklqo]

@emaXTC SERIOUSLY GRINDCORE ? what is it to enjoy they don't even sing or not even scream words :D

[TehKhun]

I loved the puking parts. I dunno why. I just couldn't stop laughing. XD

[n0t0mega]

grindcore has nothing to do with goth

[twilightfan7650]

MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KenshinHimura22222]

JAJAJAJAJAJAAJ 2:45

[Slaine40]

i said wtf? probably 100 times XD

[suskabob]

I died laughing when he starts screaming and dancing

[KenshinHimura22222]

jjajaajjajaajjajajajjajajjjaja­jajajajajaaajajajajajajajajaja­aajajaajajajajajaa you are awesome

[XxnakahimaxmiwaxX]

Ya know. Not all goths are like that.... I'm what people call a "happy" goth. I'm usually a bit more chill and i don't really like harshcore but i still dress in a way that draws attention.... Though the goth people who do act like this kinda had it coming... just sayin'

[crissangelfan54]

@XxnakahimaxmiwaxX haha.people call me a happy goth,too.:)

[luckyz2099]

@XxnakahimaxmiwaxX I'm kind of a happy goth too cause i don't usually complain about my life and all of that... but i like screamo, wear black, yep...

[metaldorksforever666]

@luckyz2099 Seriously do you even know what Goth is? It's not about wearing black and Goths aren't stupid enough to listen to screamo. You're just another Emo faggot getting their cultures confused.

[acasha1000]

what the fuck dude

[foamyfan998899]

goth in love

[DavinaFaerie]

Arrrggguuuuuuhhhh aoohhhhh, *erm,*erm...

Sorry, my voice is giving out, LOL

[michael98337]

DUCK TAPE

[Swallowchllorox]

I ALWAYS watch this video for the song 'My emotional torment' at 3:02 any time I have a headache, someone upsets me, I have a bunch of blisters in my mouth, etc. Just for that 'My heart, MY HEART, OWE, OWE, OHHH GOD!!!!!!!'. lmao I wish I was free spirited enough to just yell out, "OOOWWWWEEE, OOOOOWWWWEEEE, OH, GOD!!!!!!!" every time I felt even the smallest amount of any physical or mental pain.

[DavinaFaerie]

OMFG ONISION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEAR THIS pleeeeease?lol

SERIOUSLY, THIS HAS TO BE YOUR BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..­.

YOU ARE A COMEDY GENIUS. IT'S NO WONDER YOU HAVE SO MANY FANS-U HAVE 2 IGNORE ANY NEGATIVE COMMENTS. U GET THAT SHIT WHEN YOU'RE UP THERE....

JUST KNOW THAT YOU ARE AMAZING & YOU'RE GOING SOMEWHERE FAST....

So glad i found your channel, it's the one thing in life that makes me happy, eeerrr, as grim as that sounds, yeah i know,lol.....

[KhornateWarrior]

@DavinaFaerie /watch?v=z4G3SncIxJQ was better imo :P

[DavinaFaerie]

@KhornateWarrior awesome, I'll check it out (although I may have already seen it 'cause I'm pretty sure I've seen most of his vids)... :0)

[DaxInvader]

Serioulsy, i had to pause it at the msn part because i was laughing so hard hahaha

[DavinaFaerie]

Love this shit,LOL

[DavinaFaerie]

This is some funny shit..

Lots of people who think they are goths are retards...Real goths wouldn't say it or say they are, (sorry,had to add that bit)...

Either way-you're hilarious!!! :0)

[MonsterMash215]

onision is probably the most real person ever! :D subscribed!

[foxylicious88]

oh and i love goths and i dont think this video is one bit offensive! just freakin hilarious xD

[foxylicious88]

omg this video is so fucking funny! u are freakin insane but i love ya! :D i could watch u all day! omg ur song at 3.00 is fucking funny made me laugh so much i cried! :'D xxx

[TheMegaTroll111]

Goths dont wair Jogging Bottoms DUMBARSE!!!!!!!

[iluvjayymonroe]

i really need a bf

[AlexaWasielewski]

when he gagged i gagged too. eugh. cool video though.

[coolbluezzz]

i cant stand mentally ill people who make videos like this

[MomoTheEmoPeach]

@coolbluezzz

There's a 'back' button in your browser for a reason.

[twilightfan7650]

hes wearing grey sweats.....

[XDeidaraXItachiXBFFX]

Lol always better than Justin Beiber XD

[F5FURU12]

2:13 loll he got a shock bonner

[jjenk47able]

the virginity is strong with this one

[cypresshillboi]

lol funny guy i like it

[quieroveresevideo]

did you see yourself ???? you are VERY RETARD!!!!

[RyouuichiKun15]

Lord Karnage FTW!

[Warkyle5]

Press 8 for the best spaz out

[aagmhdsgt]

LOL the end<333

[DropingtoD]

@redfieldxxx and btw i like this video xD

i'm not goth! or emo!

goth don't cut them selfs!

and.... you should see this you and everyone too cuz is a good thing to learn what is goth i learn in real life (best friend is a real goth and not a phase one xD ) but this is a good way too is almost everything how he tell me... but there is the different that make us all

[DropingtoD]

@redfieldxxx and for that i keep saying "i fell sorry for that one" cuz you see in my way of seen things you are what you are and that's it your personality is the only thing that matters

this is a joke a way take to extreme to talk about this or that and take some points of reality and laugh of it, is it good? of course!

"Like... a video talking about i dunno.. metallica, and somebody say that the 1 dislike is from a biber fan... isnt personal at all...." --> this is no excuse and you know it

[allanahsimply]

Oh my goodness I laughed so hard! So hXc omg.

[DropingtoD]

"653 people are retarded goths"

i fell sorry for this guy who wrote this, but for the others i fell even sorry for the one's who make that thumps up!

u well u are just been a brainless guy cause you r just like ppl without a really opinion form themselves crontrol by media and rejecting the opinion of everyone else.

but sorry my friend this is a free world or it should be so comments like urself disgusting me. i fell sick with people wthout any kind of intelligence.

sorry for bad the English

[guepardomorado88]

@DropingtoD How are goths individual if they conform to a sub-culture?

[DropingtoD]

@guepardomorado88 sub-culture cuz it is a easy way to talk with someone who have the same ideas.

but tell me is it necessary to be alone to be a individual? are you saying that you are made in factory by media...

and ones more sorry for bad english

[coltonmonsterface]

What does goth have to do with grindcore?

I mean, i'm no supporter of it, but last time i checked goth kids liked stuff like

Slipknot. Which is worse in my opinion.

Still love your vids though.

[straponrat]

Isnt he talking about grindcore? thats got nothing to do with being a goth. he's actually quite good.

[lizzietupman]

MY HEART

MY HEART

[HetaliaFreak2k10]

This scares me...and also amuses me...

[TheUserword]

I knew goths were retards

[Deadstar6277]

I love Gothic Rock and I think this is fucking hilarious. People need to learn how to take a joke.

[gumtreewallow]

I'm confused as to why so many people are offended... Okay, if he doesn't like certain music he shouldn't listen to it BUT Onision makes fun of everyone... Do you expect him to leave us out because it makes you upest?

[egeseatr35]

SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

[metalerz666]

Nice joke. But thats enough! first grindcore and then goth.. if not wtf is your problem??

[metalerz666]

Nice joke. But thats enough! first grindcore and then goth.. if not wtf is your problem??

[Requiem128]

lulz to people who don't take jokes.

[animallover2222]

..ignore the name..anyway this isnt her its her friend..i'm going to fucking kill you bitch whats your problem? we don't act like this at all you fucking moron!!!!!!!! your life is pothetic and you deserve to die a horrible slow death- ok this is me, and again i want to kill you, you need to fucking get a life..how old are you anyway? and your making videos like this? your life is a serious failure go die in a hole

[Requiem128]

@animallover2222 I hope you're joking, for if not, you really need to get the stick out of your ass.

[norwaydude96]

@animallover2222 ashamed of your childish name?

[XxXxHoneyBearXxXx]

Fuck fred the movie make onision the movie <3 x

[XDeidaraXItachiXBFFX]

At 1:50 I think that's how Justin Beiber created his songs so poorly XXDD

[Shinwazee]

Now I'm going to sign out of my instant messenger, Now I'm going to sign back in, now I'm going to send a message. lmfao

[Livingmydyingdreams]

um if your going to make fun of us at least make sure its true becasue thats screamo . umm i thought this was common sense but i guess its not goth people listen to goth music . i am not going to be offended because your just makeing an ass out yourself .like what about the cure ,sisters of mercy or bauhaus , or christian death they dont even scream at all the sing so you should at least learn about the sub culture before judge people

[iiLoveeJerkzz]

"aaaahhhhhhhh my heart, my heart , my heart bleeds for YOU" lmmfao <3

[17angelface]

that one was called i really need a girlfriend cuz...i really do

[SightthroughPain]

i not lying screamo music is hard as hell to sing

[freak1style]

The best video you ever made =))))

I just can't stop watching it :))

[gameoflordfuckerhalo]

Now to dislike it so it becomes 667..

[gameoflordfuckerhalo]

666 dislikes XXXD

[AToastedPopTart]

666 people are from hell and dont know how to take humor from an awesome person

[CocoBella17]

666 dislikes. heehee

[coolcat0130]

HOLY STUD MUFFINS DISLIKE: 666 THE DEVIL IS BACK AHHHHHH lol Onision you rock!!!~

[Bloodgoil]

666 people are retarded goths

[spacefacefreak2]

2:52 if you have high quality ear phones in, (like skull candy) it seams ssoooo weird

[HaileyLuvsGummyBears]

3:47 XD XD XD XD

[HaileyLuvsGummyBears]

thumbs up for "My Heart" song XD

[frem900]

stupid NERD

[TheKirkalicious]

@AngleOfDeathXXX they act like lil whiney bitches when most of th time there spoiled brats who want attention cuz everyone hates them....so go whine somewhere else and if u dont like it, dont watch it

[madison0098]

LMFAO! The end <3

[ZSHudson]

i like how hes wearing sweat pants :D

[leongwenhui]

HAHAHA OMG!!! I LOVE YOU ONISION XDDDDD !!!

[jonekajorth]

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